Chapter 39: A Pound of Water in a Tongue Battle (2)
Lin Zida and I paddled back, and before the pulp was dropped, dozens of Qin troops emerged from both sides of the river, and they laughed wildly and shouted: "Little Chu soldiers of the turtle son, surrender quickly, otherwise, I will crush you and feed the fish." ”
He took a breath and continued, "When General Ding You took a look, he realized that we had been deceived, and if we wanted to run, the boat couldn't move, how could we." As soon as I saw this situation, I plunged into the river, dived into the water and fled out, until I couldn't hold my breath anymore, and then slowly put my head out of the water. Needless to say, they must have been caught by Qin Bing and brought back for interrogation. ”
Zhuang Ji stroked the back of Liu Huaibei's head and comforted: "It's good for you to come back, I didn't expect you to be a veteran in your thirties and so clever." Okay, change your clothes and rest first. ”
Liu Huaibei was reluctant to leave, and muttered, "How can I rest?" If Ding You doesn't rescue them, I won't be able to eat. I jumped into the river at that time, mainly because I wanted to come back and report the news, not because I was afraid of death. Now I eat good meals and wear dry clothes, and my heart is not steady. ”
Zhuang Ji said calmly: "Don't worry, I will be very grateful to you if I can come back to report the situation." Now, your mission is accomplished, and you are worthy of anyone. It's me, when I was chasing Wu Guanliang, I used people inappropriately, which made Lin Zida also suffer. Alas, go for it. Now it's time for me to get the job done. ”
After Liu Huaibei left, Zhuang Ji shouted: "Interrogate a pound of water." ”
The guards immediately brought a pound of water to an empty cabin.
As soon as Yijin Shui saw Zhuang Ji, he knelt down and said, "General Zhuang, you know me." Wu Guanliang ran away, but I didn't run, I figured it out, I must follow General Zhuang closely, contribute my own four or two forces, and take back all the cities occupied by the Qin army. ”
Zhuang Ji spent his steps in this cabin, listening to what a pound of water said without saying a word.
After waiting for a pound of water to finish, Zhuang Ji said: "General Ben doesn't want to ask you any questions today, but now, you will immediately be a guide and lead our fleet to Wushan." If there is a violation, it should be beheaded. ”
When he heard this, he leaned forward in fright, raised his hands, and said with a sad face: "General Zhuang, you can't do this." I sincerely want to return to the Chu army, and I want to fight with you and destroy the Qin army. ”
Zhuang Ji said casually: "Hey, you are a strange talent, what is it that you are called a guide, not to fight with us?" You don't even want to be this guide, what do you use to prove that you want to submit to my Chu army? ”
A catty of water blinked his eyes, swept around the wall and said: "General Zhuang, if you want me to be a guide, you can, but you have to let me be alone in a small boat, and the distance of my boat must be fifty zhang away from the main warship, otherwise, I will not die." ”
"Hey, you're telling me the conditions, aren't you?" Zhuang Ji said sharply, "Don't you want to think about it, just with your three-inch incorruptible tongue, you can blend into my Chu army?" Don't make a mistake, now is the opportunity to make meritorious contributions, but you have told General Ben about the conditions. If you want to talk about good conditions, you can list them and see if I can accept them. Hum. ”
A pound of water said with both hands in a straight line: "No, no, no, I said that letting me be alone in a small boat, which is actually good for your army." ”
"Yes, the advantage is that you are alone, the hull is light, and you can escape quickly." As soon as I arrived here, Xiao Bu, who was heard outside the window, continued.
Zhuang Ji smiled and said, "Hehe, you got into his stomach." ”
A pound of water waved his hand again and again and said, "No, no, no, the benefit I said is secret." ”
Xiao Bu grabbed the collar of a pound of water and said, "You're playing tricks again, aren't you?" Believe it or not, the official will throw you into the river right now to feed the fish. ”
As soon as his legs were weak, he knelt down, raised his hands and said: "Oh, uncle, you must not be, the little one has already learned the uncle's temper, and he will never dare to play tricks in front of you, uncle." ”
Xiao Bu lifted the collar of a pound of water up again, and said sharply: "Say, how can it be kept secret." ”
A catty of water looked up at Zhuang Ji with a begging face, wanting to ask him to help him get rid of it, because he was too afraid of Xiaobu.
Xiao Bu didn't allow him to have the slightest room for relaxation, and then mentioned his collar and shouted: "Don't interrupt, tell me quickly, what is your 'secret'?" Why can't you 'proclaim'? ”
As soon as he heard Xiao Bu's question, he said resolutely: "This 'secret', I can only tell General Zhuang, and no one else can know about it." ”
"Hey, look at you and you're getting better and better." Xiao Bu felt a pound of water look down on him, a nameless fire suddenly rose, grabbed his collar and lifted it, "popped" and gave him two big slaps and said, "I asked you to sell it...... Sell off. ”
Zhuang Ji looked at him coldly and said, "Okay, don't embarrass him anymore." Listen to a pound of water, no matter whether you are 'secret' or not, you must obey the command of our army, and if you violate it, you should be beheaded. He turned to Xiao Bu and said, "Hurry up, you take two hundred warships, set off overnight, and attack Wujun, there must be no slowness." ”
Xiao Bu said with both feet: "Yes." So he went out and got ready. Unbeknownst to him, he suddenly turned back, pulled up his arm with a pound of water and said, "Take him with you." ”
A pound of water dragged his body and didn't want to leave, and his two eyes begged Zhuang Ji as if death was coming.
Zhuang Ji raised his hand and beckoned inward, signaling Xiao Bu to leave a pound of water: "Forget it, leave him." ”
As soon as Xiao Bu left, a pound of water seemed to have changed as if he had changed a person, knelt down and kowtowed to Zhuang Ji three times in a row and said, "Thank you, General Zhuang, thank you General Zhuang for saving your life." Now, even if you don't ask, I'll tell you the secret. Really, it's a secret that only you deserve to hear, and no one else should know. ”
Zhuang Ji dragged his long voice: "Okay, you say, General Ben listens." ”
After stretching his neck and looking left and right, he took a long breath and said, "General Zhuang, do you want to catch a big fish on this expedition?" ”
Hey, listening to the tone of a pound of water, it seems that there is really some secret.
Zhuang Ji didn't dare to snub him, and suddenly said in a friendly manner: "It's really strange for you to ask, you say, which general doesn't want to capture a big fish when he goes out to fight?" If you want to catch a big fish, the more big fish you catch, the better. Listen to your tone, you know where the big fish is, and you know how to catch him, don't you? ”
Yijin Shui nodded and said appreciatively: "Master, you really understand me so well." In the end, it is the extraordinary general of the Chu State, this military sense, the military sense is superior, high, high, really high! However, I am offering you this big fish that you could never have imagined. Be nice to me if you're wondering. Because as soon as I say it, it means that half of my little life is gone. ”
Zhuang Ji knew that this catty of water repeatedly mentioned the secret, but he just didn't say it. He's hanging his appetite for a higher price.
At this moment, he was anxious, eager to cut this flamboyant spy with a knife.
But if you think about it, this guy has oil and water in his stomach, he must have goods, and he has a baby, so he should ask you for a good price. Otherwise, he would not have dared to tease General Ben like this.
He had no choice but to be impatient, silently asking himself to be calm and calm, endure it, and wait until he got the secret. So, he forcibly suppressed the anxiety in his heart, and pretended to be calm and said to a pound of water: "Okay, if you really do what you said this time, help my Chu army catch a big fish and make war achievements, this general will not treat you badly." ”
After receiving this assurance from Zhuang Ji, a pound of water stuck out his tongue and added to his lips, and said in a low voice: "General Zhuang is above, the confidential information I provided to you is Sima Cuo, the supreme commander of the Qin army's southern expedition on the western front. You know, Sima Cuo has a reputation as a 'lascivious general' in the Qin army, so he has long known about the affair of King Chu Huai, the king of your country, who once shared a bed with a goddess in Wushan. This wonderful legend, the beautiful goddess, made General Sima think about it day and night, and imagined that one day, he could be like King Chu Huai, and he could drink with the goddess of Wushan and spend the sky together; Luo Wei has a bed and enjoys the joy of fish and water. Last year, when the King of Qin decided to attack Western Chu again, General Sima unscrupulously turned the Western Chu, which the King of Qin began to set for General Bai Qi to go to the expedition, into his own expedition route, and his purpose was to take this opportunity to find the goddess of Wushan, in order to complete the long-cherished wish of sharing the bed with the goddess. ”
Zhuang Ji reminded a pound of water: "What's the use of you saying this to General Ben?" The purpose of this general's expedition against the river is to recover the city, and he doesn't like to hear about those things that are going through the wind and snow. With that, he stood up and walked out.
A pound of water hurriedly kowtowed to Zhuang Ji and said, "Hey, General Zhuang must not leave, the most essential thing is about to come out, don't you want to hear it?" ”
Zhuang Ji stopped, staring at a pound of water with his eyes: "What do you want to do?" If this continues, General Ben's patience is limited, be careful! ”
A pound of water said as if it was fine: "Look at General Zhuang is not calm." Let me tell you, Sima Cuo's little "qingren" is in Wujun City, don't you want to get her? ”
Zhuang Ji turned around, carried a pound of water on his arm and said, "What did you say?" Is this true? ”
A pound of water said with a serious face: "The general still doesn't believe it? Since Sima Cuo entered Shuwu, he has been looking for the goddess everywhere. After he occupied Wu County, he really got a stunning beauty. He built a love nest in Wushan, and shared it with this self-proclaimed goddess every day. I have inquired clearly, Sima Cuo has arrived in Qianzhong County in the past few days, and his little "Qingren" is still in Wucheng. As long as General Zhuang follows the route I guided, he will definitely be able to capture Wucheng and capture this stunning goddess. ”
"What's her name?" Zhuang Ji asked lightly.
A pound of water pretended to think for a while and said, "Xiao Yelian." Oops, that fresh, the water will come out when you touch it. ”
Zhuang Ji had to admit: "Well, this is extremely important information. ”
A pound of water looked triumphantly at the river outside the boat.
At this moment, Xiao Bu took a piece of bamboo slip in his hand, stepped into the cabin angrily, grabbed the collar of a pound of water and roared: "Okay, you have a pound of water, you actually used such a poisonous trick, see I don't want your life." 166 Reading Network