Chapter 17: A Sad Story
Obviously, everyone is not like Li Chengqian, Li Chengqian knows that this thing is opened in the express package, who will send a bubble of if they are fine? That's why he asked this stupid-looking question.
"Your Royal Highness the Prince, according to my experience, this box should contain a bubble of." Xiao Ningzi said.
"Are you sure? Why do you think it's a bubble of? Li Chengqian asked.
"It smells like, isn't it just a bubble of." Xiao Ningzi said.
"It smells like, not only, but also stinky tofu." Li Chengqian said, "Stinky tofu is very delicious. ”
Obviously, the people here don't know what stinky tofu is, and they are all a little stunned.
Speaking of stinky tofu, Li Chengqian always felt that he had caught some point, stinky tofu, yes! That's good stuff!
"That's it, Xiao Ningzi, you try this suspicious thing with your hands." Li Chengqian said.
"Negative Sentiment from Xiao Ningzi, +145"
Xiao Ningzi was stunned for a moment, did Li Chengqian think of a new way to torture him? Let him scratch? Who can withstand this!
Li Chengqian was a little stunned when he saw that Xiao Ningzi was frightened by him, he stepped forward and patted Xiao Ningzi on the shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, it doesn't bite." ”
When it hit Xiao Ningzi this time, the poor little eunuch was frightened by Li Chengqian, and when he heard what Li Chengqian said, Xiao Ningzi almost wanted to cry.
Of course, doesn't bite, but the problem is ......
That's!
"Negative sentiment from Xiao Ningzi, +165"
Li Chengqian's face changed, and he said, "Hurry up, this is an order." ”
There was no way, Xiao Ningzi had to stretch out his hand, the closer his hand was to the in the express package, the more his arm trembled, and even his whole body began to tremble, and his body began to sweat.
"Negative sentiment from Xiao Ningzi, +121, +125, +129......"
Finally, the tips of Xiao Ningzi's fingers touched the, Li Chengqian saw it clearly, and he asked, "Xiao Ningzi, how do you feel?" ”
Xiao Ningzi: "......"
Seeing that Xiao Ningzi didn't answer, Li Chengqian continued: "Grab it and pinch it." ”
Xiao Ningzi wanted to cry, but he said with a crying voice: "His Royal Highness the Prince, spare your life!" ”
"Crying for what? Manly man's. Li Chengqian said, "You reminded me, you should catch me now and knead it, otherwise, I will give you the death penalty." ”
Everyone else looked at Xiao Ningzi with sympathy, this kid is too pitiful, Li Chengqian is really a devil......
There was no way, in order to survive, Xiao Ningzi's heart was horizontal, and he used his hand to pinch the away, and suddenly, a foul smell wafted out.
"Negative sentiment from Xiao Ningzi, +201"
"Negative Sentiment from Emily, +168"
"From ......"
At this time, Li Chengqian also confirmed that this thing is indeed, not stinky tofu in the shape of.
"Hurry up, disappear in front of me immediately with this unlucky box!" Li Chengqian said.
Xiao Ningzi picked up the box with his other hand and ran out, and several people followed to help.
"I'm unlucky, it's really, I'm worth a thousand negative emotions! Damn the system! ”
After he went back, he wanted to return the remaining two packages, but after searching for a long time, he didn't find an option, and only found an option to package the story, which cost 100 negative sentiment points.
He was curious, what the hell was going on, there would be such a strange thing of mailing, spending 100 negative emotional points, and a story gradually appeared in front of him.
It's actually a word by word, and it gradually comes out!
"Negative sentiment from Lee Seung-gan, +101"
"The shit story of low-level express packages: An author named Zhang Zhuzi wrote a book called "The ...... of the Tang Dynasty", with an average order of 54, chasing single digits, and if he couldn't hold on, he became a eunuch, a grumpy book friend brother, who was very unaccustomed to this kind of eunuch behavior, so he sent the shit of his dog at home to Zhang Zhuzi, which was intercepted by the system, defined as a low-level express package purchased by the host, hoping that the host can learn something from this story, congratulations to the host."
"Negative sentiment from Lee Seung-gan, +147"
Li Chengqian was speechless for a long time, damn it, someone really sent a bubble of shit with great fanfare! Cattle batch, the blade is compared with shit, it's simply a younger brother, a younger brother!
"So, I did the eunuch author a great favor? What's going on? Li Chengqian was speechless for a while.
There are still two packages, Li Chengqian sighed, but decided to open them both.
The contents of the second package made Li Chengqian a surprise, melon seeds, this is much better than shit.
Open the bag, take out one casually, put it in your mouth skillfully, snort it, there is no taste, Li Chengqian sighed, today's luck is too bad.
Then, he suddenly reacted, this is raw melon seeds? Doesn't that mean that you can plant it? There will be a lot of melon seeds to eat in the future? Eat as much as you want, eat as long as you want.
In a good mood, he opened the third express package, which was a big box of bubble gum, and he was speechless for a while, this span is too big, I really can't guess it, how can anything be expressed?
A large box of bubble gum, he opened the lid, reached in, grabbed it casually, grabbed five, ate two, put the other three on his body, and put the rest away.
He went out with melon seeds.
"Someone's coming!" Li Chengqian said.
This time, when the palace maids and eunuchs came, they were a little rubbing, there was no way, everyone was really scared, this time they won't let them catch again......
"Do you remember the last time we planted potatoes? We're going to plant something, and it's called a sunflower. Li Chengqian said.
Although as the crown prince, it is really not good to engage in these things, and it is not a proper job, but compared to letting them catch, they think that it is very good that Li Chengqian wants to grow things, even if they have never even heard of the sunflowers planted.
The last time I planted potatoes, there was still a lot of leftover land, put a nest of melon seeds into it, cover it with soil, and water it, of course, Li Chengqian didn't work, he sat on the side and blew bubbles.
Two big bubble gums, blowing bubbles to blow refreshing, this is common sense.
Burst......
Xiaocui saw that Li Chengqian's mouth suddenly had such a big strange thing, like a tumor, she was very anxious.
She slapped it directly, wanting to slap this strange thing away, Li Chengqian's eyes suddenly widened, this bubble gum is still sweet, he hasn't chewed it for long, this beat, he has to regret it!
He took a breath and leaned back tactically, Xiao Cui didn't shoot bubble gum, and Li Chengqian dodged it.
Xiao Cui was very surprised, how could this tumor on His Royal Highness the Crown Prince still be recovered?
"Your Highness, are you alright?" Xiaocui asked.
"I was fine, but I was almost slapped to death by you." Li Chengqian said.
"Negative Sentiment from Emily, +124"
She didn't shoot it at all, okay!
"Your Highness, are you sick?" Xiaocui asked.
"It's okay, I'm eating bubble gum." Li Chengqian said.
As he spoke, he began to blow bubbles again, Xiao Cui's hand was about to move, if Li Chengqian hadn't said that he was fine, she would have to slap it again!