Guo Yan's cowardly egg made his old lady toss again?

Li Ru was full of energy, compared to the city river on the sand table, and confidently introduced his calculations to Dong Zhuo, and then Li Dao hung his hands behind his back to listen, but in fact, he stared at the scratches on Guo Yan's neck, and the strange god flew out of the sky.

“…… After setting the fire, Guo Yan led the elite cavalry forward, and the army broke through the west gate, and we rushed back to Liangzhou, Li Dao ......" Li Ru glanced up at Li Dao.

"The last general!" Li Dao sneered, hurriedly stiffened his chest and responded loudly, beads of sweat the size of beans slid down his sideburns, and his chest stiffened and said loudly: "The last general guards the city gate and will never let Lu Bu pass!" ”

"What's the matter with Guan Lu Bu?" Guo Yan grinned and stabbed Li Dao with his arm, "Can Lao Li lift Lu Bu'er's head?" ”

"No, this, the last general, the last general, the last general......" Li Dao spoke incoherently, his throat was dry for a long time, but there was never a "last general" coming out.

"Hahaha!" Dong Zhuo laughed, and he didn't care, but he stopped, "The little cub hasn't fought for a few years, and his bones are soft, with your virtue, Lao Tzu still doesn't dare to expect you to break Lao Tzu's queen?" ”

Li Wei was so shocked that his soul flew away, and he fell to the ground with a thud: "The last general is in the soul for a while, Taishi, Taishi......"

"That's it!" Dong Zhuo was impatient, raised his foot and kicked Li Dao twice, "Boy, Lao Tzu knows that you are loyal, get up, you don't look like a fucking bear!" ”

Li Dao didn't dare to avoid it, he took two hits, grinned honestly, but he was very useful in his heart. Since the siege of Chang'an, the bad news has come one after another, as if the sky is about to fall, and now even Huaxiong is dead, Chang'an City is broken, and it looks like it is not between ten days, however, at this time, the Taishi Dong Zhuo seems to have returned to the Liangzhou assassin before entering Luoyang, and the desperate strength of the singles on the field has come back, following the brothers to eat wine and meat, and loudly scolding the emperor for his life, happy, even if the sky falls, it is also the Taishi who is on top, Lao Tzu is afraid of him a bird!

"Which girl do you want? Look at your bear-like look! Dong Zhuo didn't care what Li Dao was thinking, his eyes widened and he scolded with a smile, they are all bird eggs raised in a place in Liangzhou, Dong Zhuo knows these waste materials under his hands too well, as long as they are given a guts, they can poke a hole in the sky one by one, and he Dong Zhuo himself is like this bear.

Li Wei got up with a smile, patted the dust on his knees, stared at the scratches on Guo Yan's neck with malicious intent, and said with a teasing smile: "Think, what about the mother-in-law of the old Guo family, the mother-in-law ......."

"What?" Guo Yan didn't listen to it, and angrily grabbed Li Dao's back collar and lifted it up, "Li Gouzi, what the hell did you just say?" ”

"I said, that ......" Li Wei woke up and realized that there was a problem in his words, and he was about to make it clear, but Guo Yan suddenly became difficult, and his waist was light and he almost couldn't stand firmly, so he pushed Guo Yan in a hurry, "Guo coward, you fucking let go of Lao Tzu!" ”

Guo Yan is afraid of his wife, everyone knows it, and Li Dao and others behind his back call Guo Yan Guo Bian, Guo Yan is the most cold, and he grabbed Li Dao's neck in anger, "Li Gouzi, you dare to fucking think about Lao Tzu's mother-in-law, Lao Tzu ......"

"What for?" Li Wei watched the two of them get more and more troubled, and frowned unhappily.

In the past, in the old Liangzhou army, it was not once or twice that the military meeting held a full martial arts, Dong Zhuo sometimes came when he was interested, so he let them fight on their own, and those who won ate meat and lost gnawed bones, but the credit was equally shared, which was very "fair" with Dong Zhuo's characteristics.

"It's none of your business, you fight, keep fighting!" Dong Zhuo laughed and stopped Li Ru, Li Dao's neck was restrained, but one hand happened to be holding Guo Yan's bird's nest, but the movements of the two just stopped, Dong Zhuo said with a smile: "Li Gouzi hasn't fallen behind in the past few years!" Nice, nice, keep fighting! ”

In the past few days, although Li Dao and Guo Yan are no longer afraid of Dong Zhuo like a tiger, and sometimes they will be presumptuous in front of Dong Zhuo once or twice, they are sincerely afraid of Li Ru, seeing that Li Ru is really unhappy, how dare he continue to fight. hurriedly let go of their hands, Guo Yan didn't forget to hand Li Dao a look, meaning that after a while, the two of us have to practice alone!

Li Dao scratched the back of his head and said, "I saw that Lao Guo was beaten by his mother-in-law again, and I wondered if I was looking for a girl to vent his anger, how do I know that Guo is a coward-" Speaking of this, Li Dao glared at Guo Yan with dissatisfaction.

Damn, kindness is not rewarded!

The rest of the crowd looked at Li Wei and put their eyes on the scratches on Guo Yan's neck, and they all laughed happily.

It's good that he didn't say it, but this sentence was a violation of Guo Yan's obscurity, which made everyone's eyes look annoyed and angry, and subconsciously pulled his neck to cover the injury, and then scolded Li Dao: "You fucking Li Gouzi let your mother-in-law beat it, Lao Tzu sees that you are the messenger who opened the way with a red eye......

"Understood, understood!" Fan Chou and the others next to him were all happy, stroking their palms and laughing, Dong Zhuo held his belly with one hand, and pointed at Guo Yan with the other hand and scolded with a smile: "The old man was blind at the beginning, and he raised you to be beaten by his mother-in-law, and he lost Lao Tzu's face when he said it!" ”

Li Ru couldn't laugh or cry, shook his head, and stopped helplessly. Although Li Dao and Guo Yan made a bit of a fuss, but at this moment when the survival of the soldiers was unpredictable, such a joke just relieved the depression in everyone's hearts, and only Dong Zhuo could make these people laugh so recklessly in front of death.

Only Dong Zhuo will laugh at ease at this time!

People are easy to climb high, and difficult to come down.

Dong Zhuo, who once abolished the Son of Heaven and ordered the world, now has to flee back to Liangzhou in a panic, heaven and earth, such a huge contrast, how many people in the world can do it? Liu Feng counted on Dong Zhuo to protect his old mother and wife and take the initiative to surrender, and exchange his life for a way for the Dong family and the generals to live, Wang Yun Lu Bu wanted to use Dong Zhuo's head as capital to confront Liu Feng, they all regarded Dong Zhuo as a fish to be slaughtered, but they all forgot that in this world, no one has ever wanted to die!

However......

Dong Zhuo leaned back comfortably, stopped everyone's play, stroked his thighs with his hands, and sighed softly: "The old man is old, he hasn't moved for a few years, and I don't know if he can ride a horse now!" ”

"The master is still the same as he was back then!" Guo Yan was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, and when he heard Dong Zhuo sigh, he hurriedly patted his ass and laughed, "The arms and arms of the Taishi, the tigers have all been beaten to death, and there will be a few generals, just wait for the Taishi to bring us back!" ”

"The last general will wait for his life to die!" Li Dao, Fan Chou and the others were all in high spirits and shouted in unison.

"Good!" Dong Zhuo laughed, slapped his palm on his knee, his eyes were blazing, and he looked around at everyone, "As long as the old man doesn't die, Liu Feng, hehe, Lu Bu, the old man will take revenge!" ”

"The last general will wait for his life to die!" Below Li Ru, everyone bowed down, and the impassioned voice almost broke through the closed window, and the hazy Chang'an City seemed to bloom with blazing light again by this ray of sunshine.

……

Outside Chang'an City, Liu Feng was naked in the small stream to cool off, suddenly scolded, raised his head and looked at the direction of Chang'an with doubts, and then looked at the direction of Bingzhou, holding water in both hands and wiping his face.

Who misses me? Wan'er? Huh? Still is......

Alas, it's not good to be a good person, but to be a decent gentleman? At the age of youth and blood, he has an army of 50,000 to dominate the world, but he doesn't even have the courage to rob Mrs. Zhai!

Depressed!

I have been a monk for a few months, and even the woman's hand has been touched, and the drought has died, and the drought has died!

"Childe? Son! Bao Chu shouted in horror, and Liu Feng, who had a depressed face, rubbed his strong chest to the point that he wanted to drip blood, but he didn't realize it.

"It's okay, it's just dirty!" Liu Feng sweated heavily, and a fierce man got under the water and dodged far away.