Chapter 101: Cui An's foreplay Meng You
He Meng Shu brought more than 100,000 horses to his own territory to spread wilderness, and he had to give them benefits, and he was really enough. Is this possible, don't say that you won't give it to them, even if you used to give it every year, you won't give it now.
At a critical time, stabbing yourself in the back is really uncomfortable. He just didn't have his hands free to deal with Meng Shu and them, but he Meng Shu came to deal with him first. It seems that he still doesn't have enough strength, if he had known this, he should have solved the affairs of Nanban a long time ago, why should he stay now.
Ma Chao smiled at Meng Shu, "Meng Shu, you are really insatiable, our army doesn't have so many things." But even if there is, it won't give you a penny. If you want to fight, you will fight, and you will not say much! ”
When Meng Shu heard this, he laughed, "Hahaha! Okay, Ma Chao, I'll just wait for you to say this. I can reconcile, but you won't agree to my conditions, so let's see the real chapter under our hands! ”
"Okay, please!"
"Please!" ――
After speaking, the two of them returned with their own horses, and after Meng Shu returned to his side, he said to his younger brother Meng You next to him: "Meng You, you go up and see how many warriors there are in the Liangzhou army?" ”
Meng nodded his head, "King, look at me!" ”
As he spoke, he slapped his horse and danced his sword, and went straight to the front of the two armies. Meng You's weapon is a broadsword. However, it is a knife that is one size bigger than the broadsword used by ordinary people. Just look at his weapons, and you can know that he is a fierce general with a lot of strength. However, what kind of martial arts are can only be seen on the battlefield.
Meng You came to the front of the two armies. Hengdao shouted: "Bah! I am the barbarian king's account, who will fight me? ”
After shouting twice in a row, Meng You remembered it, and shouted again: "Bah! I heard that there are warriors named Cui An and Zhang Fei in your Liangzhou army, but I don't know if you can come at this time? Who is Cui An, which is Zhang Fei, come out and fight. Come and be a ghost under Grandpa's knife! ”
Everyone in the Liangzhou Army saw that this person named Meng You was really rampant. That means Cui An and Zhang Fei to send them to death. Lu Bu wasn't so rampant back then-
As soon as Cui An heard Meng You's words, he became angry all of a sudden, and the other party had heard of his name, and he was quite happy in his heart. The heart says that he is a big name. Even people of different races know it. Okay, explain that you are famous.
As a result, Meng You's words made him angry, what does it mean to let himself be his ghost under the sword, does it mean that his martial arts are not as good as him? Surely he will be able to kill himself?
However, because Cui An didn't speak because his lord-in-law didn't speak, he really couldn't just take the horse forward and fight with that Meng You. But he still asked his lord for orders: "Lord, let me go quickly!" This guy is called me. If you don't go, won't it make people look down on our Liangzhou Army? ”
Ma Chao smiled when he heard this. The heart said that you Cui An Cui Fuda can also speak, yes, you have grown better than before. But you don't know, this Meng You is not an ordinary person. It's not that he is good at martial arts, but that he is Meng Huo's younger brother. If we kill a few generals or something, it doesn't matter, but if we kill Meng Shu's own brother, then it will be difficult to reconcile with him in the future.
And even if there is, it is impossible for him to have no pimples in his heart, so at this time, Ma Chao is indeed a little hesitant, whether to let Cui An play. Because this uncle may not be measured in his actions, if he really picks Meng You, then it will be really difficult.
But in the end, Ma Chao still decided to believe Cui An, after all, Cui Anke today is different from before. At least Ma Chao spoke before, and Cui An could also listen. So now, there should be no big problem.
So Ma Chao said: "Meng You, Fuda must remember not to hurt his life, not to be seriously injured, only to be slightly injured at most, do you understand?" ”
Cui An nodded like pounded garlic, patted his chest and said: "Don't worry, my lord, I still know how to measure, don't worry!" ”
Ma Chao nodded, "Fuda, I believe in you, go ahead!" ”
"No! That guy is rampant, watch Grandpa Cui come to fight you! ”――
When Meng You heard this, as soon as he saw it, he saw Cui An coming straight to him. He shouted at him: "I'm calling Cui An, not asking you Grandpa Cui, Grandpa Cui, what are you doing here?" ”
As a result, Meng You's words made the entire Liangzhou army laugh, from generals to soldiers. Ma Chao almost sprayed, and Lu Xun next to him also couldn't stop laughing, and said to Ma Chao: "This person of different races, who is not good at learning Chinese, has made such a joke!" ”
After Ma Chao laughed, he said to Lu Xun: "Isn't it, looking at Meng You's level that he is not as good as his half-ass, it is estimated that this is not enough is just a little joke." There may be bigger jokes, but we don't necessarily hear them, you know. ”
Meng Huo, who was watching the battle later, felt that his face was feverish, and he said in his heart that you are a Meng You boy, let you learn the knowledge of the Han people, and if you learn the Han people, you will not study well. How's it going, it's a joke. At this moment, Meng Huo, who is definitely his brother, is the most humiliating, more shameful than Meng You. Because Meng You is like this, he is indeed inseparable from him-
It's a pity that Meng You didn't know that he had made a joke, but he saw that everyone in the Liangzhou Army was laughing, and he didn't know what was going on. Could it be that he wants to challenge Cui An, is this funny, but he doesn't understand.
Cui An also laughed, he thought that it might be interesting to have a trick with this alien. It's already so interesting before it even starts, and if it does, it will be even more interesting.
Just heard him say, "I am Cui An, and I am also Grandpa Cui!" ”
When Meng You heard this, his eyes lit up, "So that's the case, okay, no matter what your name is, anyway, you are Cui An, come on, come on, fight with me!" ”
Cui An thought it was interesting, and he said to Meng You: "I have a habit before the fight, that is, if the enemy general wants to challenge me, I must shout three times, Grandpa Cui will come and fight with me, and then I will fight immediately!" Do you dare to shout? ”
When Meng You heard this, he nodded hurriedly and said, "Okay, what's not to dare to do!" ”――
Then I heard Meng You shouting at Cui An, also on the side of the Liangzhou army: "Grandpa Cui, come and fight with me!" Grandpa Cui, come and fight me! Grandpa Cui, come and fight me! ”
From the first time Meng You shouted, the Liangzhou army was already laughing. Truth be told, I've never had such fun on the battlefield, and this is a record-breaking.
You say Cui An doesn't have a good brain, but he's really not stupid. On the contrary, the one named Meng You, judging from the people on the side of the Liangzhou Army, is clearly missing a root in his brain and is stupid. Of course, they actually know that this is caused by the other party's ignorance of the Han language, but this does not affect everyone's laughter.
Compared to Liangzhou, which was full of laughter, Meng Yu on the side of the Southern Barbarian Army was no longer embarrassed to look at Meng You, he really felt ashamed, and it was a shame. There were a few generals who knew Chinese, and they didn't dare to laugh in front of Meng Shu, but they also laughed secretly. As for the soldiers of the Southern Barbarian Army, there are really few people who can understand Chinese, so naturally they didn't laugh. However, when they saw that the Liangzhou Army was so happy, many of them really laughed along.
After all, this laugh is really, easily contagious-
And Cui An nodded with satisfaction at this time, "Okay, come on, I'll fight with you!" ”
"Okay, look at the move!"
Saying that, Meng You's big knife had already attacked, and the two of them fought together.
On the side of the Liangzhou army, up to now, there are still many people who have not eased up, fortunately, Meng Yu is still there at this time, and Meng You is still fighting with Cui An, so it is impossible for him to let the soldiers come to fight with the Liangzhou army. If the Southern Barbarian Army hadn't come over at this time, the Liangzhou Army would really not have been able to exert its due strength.
Really, I was almost laughing before, and almost everyone who could hear Meng You's shouting in front of the two armies laughed. There's no way, they can't help it, and Ma Chao didn't ban this, so ......
But after laughing, Ma Chaoxin said that it was really dangerous. This is the lesson, it can't be like this in the future, today it's because the opponent is of a different race, there are not so many curves, and the mind is relatively simple and direct. But if the opponent is replaced by someone else, he will say that he is laughing so loudly that he is almost bored, isn't this obviously trying to let people attack.
Ma Chaoxin said, it's so dangerous, it's really in the future, there can't be such a thing anymore, absolutely not. (To be continued......)