Chapter 578: Unlucky Monk
On the same night when Song Zheng returned to Jiangning, Zhang Zong paid a visit to Xiao Hui, and on the way to Hongjue Temple outside Jiangning City, a young and handsome monk was sitting in a sedan car and scolded in a low voice.
"Slut (the latest chapter of the Man's Frog)! Slut! Old godmother! ”
The scolding was indistinct, for no other reason than that the two lips had become unusually thick, like two sausages. The tongue in the mouth is also swollen and does not function as a "big tongue".
The monk is naturally a pure dust who is deeply favored by Huang Jiao, and at this time, he scolded, gasped and carefully uncovered the placket of the monk's robe. Under the monk's robe, there are several layers of bandages wrapped around it, faintly revealing a black and red color. The blood oozing from the wound on his chest had stained his underwear.
With a slight touch, Jingchen grinned again, and couldn't help but curse a few sluts in a low voice, but it touched the swollen lips and tongue, making Jingchen's face distorted.
"Old poisonous woman, you have the ability to go to those golden dogs to settle accounts, what do you do to the master? One day, when the master recovers, I will you old thing! Jingchen scolded resentfully. However, as soon as he thought of Huang Jiao's vicious appearance when she was angry, Jingchen's face couldn't help twitching.
In the past few days, the Dajin Xie delegation came to Jiangning, not only brought heavy gifts, but also constantly shuttled to the mansions of various high-ranking officials of Daqi, and lobbied, advocating that Jinqi expand the field and increase the flow of goods. At the beginning, Huang Jiao was still a cold bystander, but more and more high-ranking officials wrote to advocate that Jin Qi be good, which made Huang Jiao extremely angry.
After serving Huang Jiao for so long, Jingchen also understands Huang Jiao's mind (read the full text of the loyal dog serving the queen of the beast). Huang Jiao wanted to expand his territory, especially to recover the north of the Yellow River and reach the sixteen states of Yanyun, in order to prove that his son was the emperor and was better than the emperors of the Great Qi Dynasty.
Therefore, Huang Jiao never wanted to make peace with Daikin. Even if Daqi does not have the ability to go north now, it does not mean that Daqi can be hot with Dajin.
Just this morning, Prime Minister Huang Yuandu came to the Empress Dowager's Palace, made friends with Huang Jiaoli and Chen Jinqi, and advocated the expansion of the field. Even, Huang Yuandu took out Song Zheng's article on the original palace examination in an attempt to persuade Huang Jiao.
Not only that, but the little emperor also sent a letter to his mother, advocating that gifts should be exchanged and that the marriage envoy should be generously given. Although it did not say anything about specific matters such as expanding the field, the intention of advocating friendship between Jin and Qi was still obvious.
One is his prime minister's father, and the other is his emperor's son, both of whom advocate friendship, but they can't understand Huang Jiao's "hard work" at all, which makes Huang Jiao indignant.
Huang Jiao was unhappy, and Jingchen was unlucky. When serving Huang Jiao, he had to use his lips and tongue, like a pug, Tian all over Huang Jiao's body. I did three full-body "tongue baths" for Huang Jiaolian, and her tongue was worn out and her lips were swollen.
As for the wounds on his body, it was caused by Jingchen's mouth. Tian kept licking, which made Jingchen miserable, and he couldn't help but persuade Huang Jiao a few words. In his opinion, this is a good opportunity to realize Master's idea of purifying non-righteousness, so he encouraged his tongue, which was not very dexterous, saying that Jin made Yan Zhangzong cunning and bribed with money, which seemed to be a good friendship, but it was actually harboring evil intentions.
However, the Pure Dust Monk also overestimated his influence. At this time, Huang Jiao was angry, and she was lacking a punching bag, and not only did she not get Huang Jiao's appreciation, but she was tied to the sandalwood bed by Huang Jiao, and she was beaten with a leather whip until the skin was opened.
Although Huang Jiao personally applied medicine to him afterwards and comforted him softly, she asked Jingchen to still enter the palace tomorrow. This made Jingchen almost crazy, and he even had the heart to kill himself.
"No, I have to ask the master for an idea when I go back, if I continue like this, I will definitely be tortured to death by this old godmother." Jingchen thought secretly.
The decoration of the carriage in which Jingchen rode can be called luxurious (the latest chapter of the little girl and daughter-in-law who wears it). Although the whole car is not big, it is all made of sandalwood, and it is carved with various ** cases and patterns of Buddhism. There are flying heavens of different shapes, there are Rakshasa demons with hideous faces, and there are also Buddhist incarnations with green faces and tusks, and various colored wheels and lotus patterns are inlaid in them, making the carriage beautiful.
The drapery and decoration of the carriage are also very distinctive. The front of the sedan curtain is embroidered with a halo on the head and a lotus flower on the bottom. The Buddha statue is made of gold wire, surrounded by a stunning Bodhi leaf pattern, embroidered on a purple base cloth, which is noble and magnificent. On the four corners of the roof, there are cornices, and on the cornices there is a small wooden pagoda painted white. On the surrounding curtains, a silver silk auspicious pattern decorates the whole carriage with jewels and solemnity.
Around the carriage were twenty forbidden soldiers on duty. As for the groom, he came from the Imperial Horse Warden of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and was specially responsible for preparing for the royal trip. Every morning, this carriage will drive out of Miyagi to Hongjue Temple to pick up the clean dust, and every evening, it will send the clean dust back to the Hongjue Temple, and the escort is the forbidden army on duty in Miyagi every day. This carriage was originally specially built by Huang Jiao for Difei, but now it has become a patent for dust purification.
Today, sitting in such a carriage, Jingchen has long lost his original excitement. He lifted the curtain of the carriage, and through the light from the window, he carefully observed his injury through the bronze mirror on the side wall of the carriage, and couldn't help but feel sorry for himself.
"Get out of the way! Move! A few eager calls came, and when the dust purifier took a look, he saw a sloppy Taoist priest coming in front of him. Holding a wine gourd in one hand and half a chicken leg in the other, he staggered towards the carriage. The Taoist priest looked very old, his beard was gray, he had a bun tied behind his head, and his Taoist robe was tattered and dirty, and he could hardly see the original color.
The old Taoist priest took a sip of wine, nibbled on the chicken thigh, and slammed into the team step by step, as if he did not hear the greeting of the guard. The escort led by him was helpless, took off the matching knife from his waist, took the scabbard forward, and put it on the neck of the Taoist priest, "Old Taoist, this is the car of the Pure Dust Master, get out of the way quickly!" ”
The old Taoist priest opened his wistful eyes, glanced ahead, and spit out a chicken bone without care, "What bird mage?" I am still the Buddha and the Jade Emperor! ”
"Audacity (Orc: Special Forces Crossing the Latest Chapter)!" The guard flicked the old Taoist priest to the side with his scabbard, "Don't get out of here!" ”
The old Taoist priest stumbled and crashed into another guard next to him. The guard couldn't dodge, was hit squarely, couldn't help but sigh, and together with the old Taoist priest, turned into a rolling gourd.
Most of the forbidden army is useless, due to insufficient training, kung fu is really common, but he looks like a tall man and is heroic. Now, when I was hit by a shriveled old way, I fell to the ground, which was really embarrassing. The guards who had knocked down the old Taoist priest looked at their scabbards suspiciously, not knowing why they had suddenly increased their strength.
The old Taoist priest rolled on the ground twice, then turned his back to the sky, put the gourd mouth to his mouth, and drank it, and the half of the oily chicken leg was already covered with mud, but it was still held in the old Taoist's hand.
The guard who fell to the ground got up from the ground in annoyance, kept slapping the dirt on his body, and saw that the old Taoist priest was still drinking, he couldn't help but be angry, and stepped forward and kicked the old Taoist priest's leg side, "Old miscellaneous hair, don't get out of here!" ”
The old Taoist priest twisted his butt on the ground, but he still didn't stop drinking. The guard was furious, and stepped on the old Taoist's stomach, "I'll let you drink, and you will vomit it all for me!" ”
Coincidentally, the old man seemed to be talking with the guards, and he opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of wine arrows. The arrow flew very fast, passing by the side of the guard, impartially, and spitting into the eye of a white horse pulling a cart on the left. Although the wine was not strong, it was something that a horse could take with him. Although the white horse was trained and obedient, it was suddenly attacked, and immediately let out a long hiss, and opened its feet.
At this time, the old Taoist priest grunted and spit out another sip of wine, although this sip was not far, but a few drops splashed into the eyes of the white horse on the right. At this moment, the two horses were so excited that they ignored the coachman's pull on the reins and rushed forward.
Seeing that the horse was startled, the guards in front hurriedly tried to dodge, but it was too late, and two people were hit by the wheels and flew out a few feet away. As for the old man, he twisted his body at the right time, and the horse's hooves and wheels brushed his body in a flash, but the wine gourd was run over by the wheel, and immediately broke, and the half-gourd wine in it flowed to the ground.
"Ouch, it's pressed to the lifeblood of my old way, you pay me for my wine (the latest chapter of Doujiang Soul Cultivation)!" The old man shouted, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he actually grabbed the back frame of the carriage. The carriage sped forward, and the old Taoist priest was dragged forward, kicking up a cloud of dust on the road.
Those guards were dumbfounded, this old way really wanted to drink and not die, and he didn't let go even if he died, and he kept shouting for people to pay for wine. It took a long time for the guards to react, shouting at each other and chasing forward.
However, the speed of the startled horse was so fast that the guards chased farther and farther away, and finally saw a black dot. Although they were exhausted, panting and sweating, the guards did not dare to relax in the slightest, and if there was a problem with the target of their guards, they would not be able to eat and walk around.
A quarter of an hour later, when they were approaching Hongjue Temple, the guards finally caught up with the carriage under a large tree on the side of the road. The whole sandalwood carriage, with one wheel missing, had broken on the side of the road. The tents on the car are crooked, and even the wooden pagoda on the cornices is missing two.
The worst of all was the horse that had been sprayed by the wine arrow, which was lying on the ground with a large bulge of blood on its head, its neck bent to one side, and its four hooves twitching as if it had broken its neck. The other horse was bound by a messy harness, and kept twisting and turning, but could not move.
The royal man who was driving the carriage was thrown six or seven feet in front of the carriage, and he was unconscious. As for the Taoist priest, he was gone, leaving only two rags hanging on the car, like the torn robe on the Taoist priest's body.
The guards all collapsed on the ground, barely having the strength to go up to check, only two guards, shouting with their mouths open, "Law...... Mage, you didn't ...... It's okay? ”
There was no response in the carriage, quietly. The guards all looked at each other, mustered up the last of their strength, and helped each other forward. When they lifted the curtain of the carriage, they couldn't help but be frightened.
The clean dust in the carriage was covered with blood, and lay limply in the carriage, and the neck was bent to one side, forming a strange arc. One of the guards called out a few times, reaching out to probe Jingchen's snort. Then he snorted and sat down on the ground.
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