Chapter 76: Why Did You Become a Soldier?
Captain Mo followed Wang Aiguo's finger and found that it was an open window.
"What do you mean?" Captain Mo asked suspiciously.
Wang Aiguo smiled awkwardly, and then took out a bare wooden stick.
"As soon as I went down with an axe, the head of the axe flew out of the window, and I searched for a long time but couldn't find it. So I had to break the planks with my bare hands. Wang Aiguo explained.
Captain Mo: "....... you are really a god. ”
…….
That day, Sister Leopard led a group of people to search for more than an hour in the bushes, and finally found the axe head that Wang Aiguo flew out on the pole of a tree.
Then Wang Aiguo worked overtime for another hour, and finally cut all the beds before the news ended.
After finishing the work, Wang Aiguo returned to the dormitory tired and half dead.
When everyone saw that Wang Aiguo was back, they all had stunned expressions.
"My brother? Where did you go? Didn't even come back from dinner? Right Descendant asked in surprise.
Wang Aiguo shook his sore arm and said, "I was caught by Grandpa Bi and taken to the female soldiers to help chop wood, because it was too late, they left me to eat." ”
"What? What did you eat with the female soldiers? Wang Aiguo's words immediately blew up Huang Gang and the divine doctor. These two people are the closest to estrus animals, and when they heard that Wang Aiguo was eating at the female soldiers, they were immediately extremely envious.
Wang Aiguo waved his hand: "Yes, but their food is a little small, and I haven't eaten enough." ”
"I'll go, you run the women's team and eat a chicken feather rice. Shouldn't you be full just by looking at it? Wait, how much did you eat? ”
As he spoke, Huang Gang suddenly realized a terrible problem, Wang Aiguo would not .......
"I didn't have a good appetite today, so I ate six bowls of rice." Wang Aiguo said casually.
Everyone gasped, the calves were finished, and now their 12 teams lost their faces again.
Looking at everyone's disappointed faces, Wang Aiguo sneered in his heart. Today, instead of eating six bowls, he ate eight bowls of rice. And I ate a lot of dishes.
Because of the small appetite of the female soldiers, the remaining dishes were given to Wang Aiguo, and Wang Aiguo did not care about taking all the orders. This gave the female soldiers a feeling of zoo feeding, which was very interesting.
However, this kind of good thing can't be known to everyone, if Huang Gang and the others know about this kind of thing, they will definitely be jealous to kill people.
Just as everyone was discussing, Shen Long suddenly appeared in Wang Aiguo's dormitory.
As soon as Shen Long appeared, Huang Gang immediately shouted to stand up.
"Team Shen is good!"
"You're welcome, tonight is the class meeting, I'll come over and talk to everyone casually, you can sit casually, it's okay." Shen Long said with a smile.
Class meeting, when will a vice-captain come to attend? And so polite!
Since Shen Long came, everyone's impression of him is really good. Because Shen Long is very kind, he looks very bookish. Not to mention in-depth understanding, for now, everyone still likes Shen Long very much.
Shen Long glanced at the people in the dormitory, and finally sat down next to Wang Aiguo.
"Wang Aiguo, why do they call you three hundred?" Shen Long asked his doubts curiously.
Wang Aiguo took a deep breath, then licked his face and said, "Oh, that's it." In the past, I liked to carry 300 yuan with me, but after a long time, they called me Wang 300. ”
After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, everyone's eyelids jumped, this is talking nonsense in front of him, is this appropriate?
However, under Wang's threatening gaze, everyone succumbed. It turns out that there is definitely nothing good about being involved with this fat man.
Shen Long suddenly solved the doubts in his heart, of course, he didn't know that this answer was wrong.
With Wang Aiguo's beginning, Shen Long smiled and said to everyone: "Okay, okay, why else let's talk about why everyone came to be a soldier, right?" ”
"Uh..... it seems that Grandpa Bi has talked about this topic before." Everyone thought to themselves.
However, Shen Long had just arrived, and it was difficult for everyone to refute his face, so they could only say it again.
However, compared to before, no one had heard of the story of the warrior monk, so everyone looked at the warrior monk with great interest.
Everyone also wants to know, why did such an abnormal monk with explosive force value come here to be a navy?
The warrior monk looked at everyone, his eyes a little gloomy.
Wang Aiguo sighed in his heart, he knew the situation of the warrior monk, and his father was a forest firefighter and a hero. And he must also want to inherit his father's will and become a brave PLA soldier.
Just as he was considering whether to divert the topic, the warrior monk spoke: "Actually, it's like this, my dad used to be a forest firefighter, and he died in a firefight. ”
Crowd: "......."
Damn, this topic can't be opened, it's so heavy.
Then the warrior monk continued: "After that, the state lost a lot of money to us, and later my mother used the money to buy a few houses, and then made a fortune when it was demolished. ”
Crowd: "......."
Wori, there's something wrong with this direction.
"Later, we had a dog, and my mother liked this dog and kept it as a son every day."
Crowd: "......."
Why does this topic involve dogs?
"Later, my mother speculated in stocks, and the family went bankrupt. We had to move back to the old house, which was very small and there was no place to keep a dog. Finally my mom looked at me, and then I came to the troops. Well, the bed in the army is really cold. ”
Wang Aiguo: "......"
Shen Long: "......."
Crowd: "......."
As soon as the warrior monk finished speaking, everyone was stunned. I won't talk about the twists and turns of this story, but the problem is, it seems to be a bit too unexpected for everyone.
It's the first time you've heard of this bankrupt soldier???
The scene quieted down all of a sudden, and when Shen Long saw this situation, he could only smile bitterly for a while.
Sure enough, as Grandpa Bi said, the entire 12th team is the most abnormal in Wang Aiguo's class.
"Okay, let's talk to someone else. That plum tree, why did you come to be a soldier? ”
Li Zimu looked at everyone, and then silently lit a cigarette.
"Before I joined the army, I had a girlfriend. My girlfriend doesn't like to go shopping, she doesn't like to shop, she doesn't even like to play games. Her only pleasure is to bang. I was at work at the time, and no matter how late I came back, she would wait for me and snap up. On weekends, she doesn't like to go out and play, so she just pops with me at home. Later, I couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to break up with her. I was hung up by her and fed viagra for three days, and I snapped for three days. ”
Shen Long: "......"
"Why can't I have a class meeting normally!!!"