"....... stop, get in the car." Wang Aiguo said angrily.

"Okay!" As he spoke, Instructor Zheng pulled away the co-pilot and sat down.

After Instructor Zheng sat up, Wang Aiguo continued to ask: "Then again, is the target location still the same as before?" ”

"Yes, it's still the original destination." Instructor Zheng nodded and said.

Wang Aiguo looked at the road in front of him, took a deep breath, and then slowly stepped on the accelerator.

(Some readers asked me, what is the place where the traffic jam is so bad?) Here I recommend Huaihai Road in Shanghai, you can experience the feeling of foot cramps during rush hour)

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After driving for a while, Instructor Zheng suddenly said to Wang Aiguo: "Fatty, what are you doing with the windows open all day long?" It's almost the New Year, don't you feel cold? ”

Wang Aiguo turned his head suspiciously and looked at Instructor Zheng beside him, because of going out, Instructor Zheng was wearing his own clothes. From the inside out, Wang Aiguo estimated that at least he wore at least four or five pieces.

And Wang Aiguo only wore three pieces! He's not cold, there's no reason why Instructor Zheng would be cold, right?

In other words, Wang Aiguo's dressing has always been a bit problematic.

Generally speaking, Wang Aiguo wears a sleeveless vest in summer.

And when it came to the Spring and Autumn Period, Wang Aiguo added a sweatshirt to the sleeveless vest.

In the winter, add a thick jacket over your sweatshirt.

So the three pieces of clothes are the most worn by Wang Aiguo throughout the year.

After listening to Instructor Zheng's words, Wang Aiguo looked at the window, then looked at Instructor Zheng suspiciously, and said, "Do you feel cold?" I don't feel cold at all, but it's just the right temperature, and it's pretty cool. ”

Hearing this, Instructor Zheng immediately rolled his eyes, of course it's okay if you have rough skin and thick meat, but can you think about others?

Instructor Zheng took a deep breath, and then said to Wang Aiguo quite helplessly: "You have rough skin and thick meat, but you think about whether I am good, I belong to the standard body, and the skin is not as thick as yours, I will definitely feel cold, why don't we close the window and turn on the hot air conditioner or something?" ”

"Hot air conditioning? Oh, you can open it if you want, but you can bear the consequences. ”

However, in the puzzled expression of Instructor Zheng, Wang Aiguo turned on the hot air conditioner.

Five minutes later, just when Instructor Zheng was blowing comfortably, Wang Aiguo began to sweat on his head.

After 10 minutes, Wang Aiguo took off his coat because he began to sweat on his body.

Fifteen minutes later, Instructor Zheng, who was blowing the hot air conditioner, noticed that something was not quite right in the car.

I don't know why, Instructor Zheng always felt that there was an inexplicable smell of oil smoke in the car, which made him feel as if he was not in the car, but in the kitchen.

Instructor Zheng sniffed it twice and said to Wang Aiguo: "Fatty, there won't be a problem with the ventilation of your car, right?" Why do I feel like I'm not sitting in the car, but in the kitchen? ”

Wang Aiguo didn't speak either, didn't he say it just now? At one's own risk.

"Hehe, it's okay, you'll get used to it in a while."

"Got used to it? What are the habits, you won't really have a problem with this car, right? ”

"Don't worry, there will be no problem with the car." Wang Aiguo looked ahead and replied casually.

After about half an hour, Instructor Zheng finally felt that the smell in the car was getting more and more wrong, and the smell was no longer a simple smell of oil smoke, but with some sour smell.

It feels like pork stinks.

In confusion, Instructor Zheng began to sniff his nose, looking for the source. Then soon, Instructor Zheng found out that the smell came from Wang Aiguo's body.

At this time, Wang Aiguo was sweating all over his body, especially the sweat on his head, which was constantly dripping like not wanting money, and sweat stains also appeared on his sweatshirt.

Looking at Wang Aiguo, Instructor Zheng felt that the whole person was not good. At this time, he began to recall the time when he taught Wang Aiguo to learn to drive. At that time, Wang Aiguo seemed to be sweating, but because the closure of the jeep was not very good, it was not so exaggerated.

But now......

"Come on, you're still ...... Forget it, don't open the window. It's too cold to open the windows, or you can turn off the hot air conditioner and turn on the ventilation. Instructor Zheng said speechlessly.

Wang Aiguo glanced at Instructor Zheng, and now he found that this Instructor Zheng is quite a lot of nonsense, it is he who said to close the window, and it is he who said to turn on the hot air conditioner, and now he says that he wants to ventilate, okay, okay, anyway, you are happy.

Then Wang Aiguo turned off the hot air conditioner and turned on the ventilation again.

After seeing Wang Aiguo turn on the ventilation, Instructor Zheng secretly said in his heart that there is no problem with this, right?

However, Instructor Zheng obviously did not underestimate Wang Aiguo, why did Wang Aiguo open the window before instead of opening the ventilation?

The main reason is that the ventilation position is too low and it is easy to blow on his stomach.

After reading the previous article, you should know that Wang Aiguo has a dead hole, don't touch it, that is...... Navel!

"Let's swing together!" That classic song sounded in the car.

Then Wang Aiguo began to sway to the melody.

Then, Instructor Zheng's face turned green.

"What kind of player did I encounter in TMD, it's cold with the window open. Turn on the hot air conditioner and sweat all over. As a result, I farted in the car with a ventilation, what's the matter, is this not giving me a way to live? ”

Ten minutes later, Instructor Zheng, who was smoked by Wang Aiguo's fart, fell on the co-pilot and said angrily: "Fatty, otherwise you should open the window." ”

"Open the window, aren't you cold?"

"I'd rather freeze to death than be stinked to death by you!" Instructor Zheng said with tears streaming down his face.

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After torturing Instructor Zheng for an hour and a half, Wang Aiguo finally drove to the target location.

After arriving at the target location, Instructor Zheng got out of the car and vomited without saying a word. The smell is so strong.

"Well, am I waiting for you here?" After Wang Aiguo parked the car, he rolled down the window and said to Instructor Zheng.

Instructor Zheng looked at Wang Aiguo weakly and said, "No, no, you can go with me today, just get to know each other." ”

"Okay." With that, Wang Aiguo pulled out the key and got out of the car.

……..

"Then again, who do you want me to know, Instructor Zheng?"

After Instructor Zheng brought Wang Aiguo into a residential area, Wang Aiguo asked curiously.

Instructor Zheng still hasn't recovered from Wang Aiguo's fart, so he said to Wang Aiguo with a displeased expression: "Didn't you always ask me, what am I doing in the car company?" In fact, I was specifically responsible for picking up an old leader. This old leader usually does not live in the camp, but outside, and now I am here to take you to pick him up. ”

After Instructor Zheng finished speaking, Wang Aiguo was stunned, to be honest, this is definitely a fat difference!

If you don't believe it, you can see that in any army, picking up and dropping off leaders is a job that everyone wants to do.