Lying on a bench, the whip was whipped on his body, and the goose feather dome was so painful that he almost fainted. He wanted to stand up and beat the shriveled old man who had whipped him, but he didn't have the strength. Despite this, the old man with a pinch of mustache was still red and trembling with anger, and his mouth kept scolding: "I'll kill you little beast!" If it weren't for a middle-aged woman next to him crying and desperately trying to hold him, Yan Yuqiong would probably really be killed.

Yan Yuqiong turned his head with difficulty, glanced at the bloody whip, and said, "Damn." He went limp, slipped off the stool, and fainted. With this famous national scolding, a few more whips fell on his back, but he didn't know anything anymore.

When he woke up again, he was lying on the bed with the smell of herbs in his nose. You don't have to look at him to know that his ass and back are opened, and he can only stay in this indecent position. He looked around, and the room was quite dark, except for a few faint rays of moonlight peeking in through the wooden lattice windows. An antique bookshelf and a few log benches are more than enough. At his side, another woman was lying on the edge of the bed. Judging from the silhouette, it is the woman who begged for mercy for herself during the day.

Yan Yuqiong closed his eyes tiredly, thinking about his inexplicable time travel experience.

In his previous life, when he was in school, he was a model of five stresses, four beauties and three loves, and his studies were even more top-notch, and he wanted to be admitted to the Chinese Department of Peking University. However, the veteran-born father has a lingering military plot that insists on letting Yan Yuqiong apply for military school. Yan Yuqiong, who grew up under the stick since he was a child, did not dare to disobey his father's wishes, and put on that olive green. Perhaps this blow changed Yan Yuqiong's character, the original image of a student model worker was gone, and he became cynical and funny every day.

Just three months after entering the military academy, the growing physique of the wild goose feather dome climbed onto the roof of the house on a dark and windy night, and broke the loudspeaker that played the wake-up call, which really made the cadets sleep for two days. At the beginning of the lesson, this child is also honest and competes with the loudspeaker. When the school was repaired, he went to destroy it, and repaired it again. After all, Yan Yuqiong is not proficient in his arts, and when he was preparing to commit the fourth crime, he was captured by the black-faced god who was ranked as the head of the "Four Black-hearted Instructors", and he really suffered a lot: for three days in a row, he had to walk around the playground with his head down every day, with his hands as feet. Sure enough, people are black-hearted, and it is also ingenious to punish students.

Yan Yuqiong is a lord who refuses to suffer. So, from then on, the Black-Faced God Instructor began to have nightmares. Yan Yuqiong took advantage of the opportunity to go to the school for cross-country training every week, and collected cow dung, geckos and other things, which were all "good dishes" prepared for the black-faced god. As you can imagine, the black-faced god had just finished taking a shower in the bathhouse and put on his clothes, and was about to touch the key from his trouser pocket, when a sticky Yonada-ko appeared. What to do? Go back and rewash. This is true for bathing, let alone eating. As soon as I made a bowl of cabbage and stewed tofu, I turned my head and said a few words to the beautiful female student, and there was one more meat dish in the rice bowl: a gecko tail was swinging happily there. The point is that the goose feather dome is too hidden: he walks past the black-faced god without squinting, holding the rice bowl in one hand and swinging naturally with his body with the other. Seeing that the black-faced god was not paying attention, and with a flick of his finger in the swing, the gecko's tail was in the center of the rice tank, which was more accurate than the target. It's no wonder that in order to practice this hand, he has scourged more than a dozen geckos. Although these geckos have been released, it is not easy for people to have long tails.

All of the above has turned the black-faced god who was originally very good and fragrant into a nervous breakdown patient who is suspicious and yawns every day, and his ranking in the "Four Black-hearted Instructors" has plummeted until he is removed.

Repairing the black-faced god is just one of the bad deeds of the goose feather dome, and in fact, the bad things this guy has done are too many to mention. Deflating the principal's Audi A6L, smearing all-purpose glue on the instructor's clothes, drawing a spring-palace comic strip in the toilet, and so on. Because of his exquisite funny skills, coupled with his cleverness and sleekness, he almost reached the realm of Dacheng later. Except for the time when he was arrested for destroying the loudspeaker and leaving a criminal record, he has never been arrested again. For example, when I painted Spring-Palace in the toilet, this guy originally lived on the third floor, but went to the men's bathroom on the second floor to paint. Because he has such a talent for painting, he uses his left hand to draw different postures and postures beautifully, a total of eighteen styles, called "Wei Xiaobao's eighteen wonderful hands", once made the boys in the entire dormitory rather hold back in the morning to queue up, but also to go to the second floor to go to the toilet, even the single male instructors living on the fifth floor, often come to observe in the name of inspection.

Yan Yuqiong made the school into a miasma, really provoked the school, invited the army professionals, secretly installed monitors in all corners of the school, and sent special people to keep an eye on it, this time, Yan Yuqiong had nothing to hide. It turned out that he was ranked second among the "Four Black-Hearted Instructors", and now the number one "Gal Pimple" personally caught him, and at that time, he was stuffing matchsticks into the keyhole of the instructor's dormitory room.

The military academy saw that the child was really hopeless. As a result, Yan Yuqiong, who had been in the military academy for three years, was persuaded to retire. However, the school is still good, and on the withdrawal notice, the reason for withdrawal column is written as "sick withdrawal". The reason why this is so is because there are so many bad things that this guy can't write about. Besides, there is no school that explicitly states that students are not allowed to draw spring palaces. Despite being "sick and retired", Yan Yuqiong, who was going home to Hang'erlang, was still subjected to domestic violence by his father. After killing the mighty stick a few times, Yan Yuqiong had to run away from home.

A 20-year-old young man, who is both civil and military, what are you doing? Not to mention that there is also dross in traditional culture, this guy reads a lot of idle books, and actually chose the line of drumming fleas in "Water Margin". Don't say that this profession has no future, there are Robin Hood thieves in foreign countries, "Swallow Li San" in China, and Chu Liuxiang, a thief in China, is even more famous all over the world, making money quickly, living a chic life, and having a great future.

Perhaps too deeply poisoned by traditional culture, after engaging in a new profession, Yan Yuqiong stared at antique calligraphy and painting. Either it is said that thieves are not scary, but I am afraid that thieves are educated. As a result, the homes of those high-ranking officials and wealthy people were frequently visited, and many treasures hidden in the corners of the walls disappeared. Professionally trained is different, even if these treasures are hidden, the goose feather dome can be dug up. The thief knows martial arts, so naturally no one can stop him.

After working for a long time, Yan Yuqiong has also become an expert, and the real fakes can be seen at a glance, which are more powerful than those professional researchers. Sometimes I stole a fake antique calligraphy and painting, and gave it back to others, and listed all kinds of reasons why it was a fake, printed it out on paper and sent it away, and got a decent signature underneath: My eldest brother Kong Zhongni - this guy has always regarded himself as a cultural person.

Since then, Yan Yuqiong has become famous in the Shenzhou pirate world and has won the reputation of "Confucian thief". What makes his reputation even more remarkable is that he stole out of the country and into the world. The footprints of the wild goose feather dome are all over the United Kingdom, the United States, France, Japan, and Germany, and many of the good things of the ancestors have fallen into the hands of this group of foreign devils. It is not justified to let them return to the motherland in this way, but it is also excusable.

In fact, "Confucian thieves" are not so easy to be, as a representative of scholar-type thieves, Yan Yuqiong also needs to continue to learn. Originally, "My life has an end, and there is no end to knowledge." So, in my free time, Yan Yuqiong also takes a cultural tour, wandering around various museums and watching various exhibitions. No, a famous exhibition of ancient paintings and calligraphy is on display at the Palace Museum, and the wild goose feather dome who is obsessed with it will naturally not let go of this opportunity.

While lingering at the painting and calligraphy exhibition, Yan Yuqiong stopped in front of an ancient painting. The note next to the ancient painting states that it is the work of an anonymous person and that the dynasty is unknown. Yan Yuqiong observed carefully, and was very puzzled. In the painting, the figure is very graceful and graceful, the fine brushwork is meticulous and Song rhyme, the framing technique is like the Ming Dynasty, and the heroic freehand is like the Qing Dynasty. It's rare for a variety of styles to come together. In addition, the material of the ancient painting is very special, and it is really impossible to see the age, but it is definitely not old. What a strange picture. Yan Yuqiong stared intently at the painting, his eyes becoming more and more misty. In this way, he felt that a wisp of his soul floated lightly towards the picture, while his body was still standing there dumbfounded.

In a daze, Yan Yuqiong felt that he had entered a long passage, and it was pitch black all around, with only a little light in front of him. Like a lighthouse in the night, guiding yourself forward. The goose feather dome floated, and I don't know how long it took, just when he was exhausted, the light suddenly grew in front of his eyes, and released a dazzling brilliance. He felt in a trance, just when he just felt it, a special memory rushed into his mind, and the huge amount of information made him have no time to sort out and analyze, and the pain hit him. The once beautiful thief found himself pouting on the bench and being beaten.

When the goose feather dome woke up, he found himself lying in bed. He moved his body, the pain made him let out a cold snort, and he couldn't help but curse in his heart: "Old thing, it's really ruthless." Isn't it just a matter of the Spring Palace, as for beating the master to death?" Spring-Palace?! Yan Yuqiong suddenly came back to his senses, and the memory that rushed into his mind had perfectly blended with himself. It seems that he and this half-grown son named Song Zheng are the same person, and he has experienced all of Song Zheng's experiences. Suddenly, Yan Yuqiong found that he had come to a dynasty that he had never seen in the history books - the Great Qi Dynasty. (The new "Superb Thief", please vote for it and leave a message in the book review area)