Prince's Mansion.

"Come on, I'm going to hold a contest!" Li Chengqian shouted loudly.

No one dared to answer Li Chengqian's words, he scared everyone a little.

After Li Chengqian came back, he did not continue to go crazy, but sat and thought very calmly, and after everyone secretly observed, they discussed this matter on the side.

They believe that Li Chengqian is planning to be more powerful this time and clean up their methods.

This kind of calm is obviously the calm before the blizzard!

Li Chengqian: "??? ”

When, his words didn't work! He yelled so loudly that he didn't even have a single person to take care of him! These people are going to rebel?

Li Chengqian said: "I'll count three counts, and I'll give them all out, otherwise, the family law will serve!" One, two......"

Xiao Ningzi took the lead, and the rest of the people all walked out with their heads down and stood in front of Li Chengqian.

"Did you hear that, I'm going to hold a contest." Li Chengqian said.

"I wonder what His Highness wants us to compare?" Xiao Ningzi asked stubbornly.

Li Chengqian said: "It's not for you to compete, it's for you to help me organize a competition for the people to participate." ”

Xiaocui was stunned: "Everyone has complaints about not letting swill and feces and urine be poured into the sewer, we haven't solved it yet, what kind of competition are we going to do?" ”

"In that case, let's hold a family life knowledge contest, which can not only promote knowledge, but also hold the competition I want to hold." Li Chengqian said.

Xiao Ningzi asked: "It should cost a lot of money, Your Highness, don't use the money on this, you have recently suspended a lot of money-spending business, let's make money every day now!" ”

Li Chengqian said: "Oh, money is a bastard, its role is to flow, it's not interesting to put it here in me, anyway, I can earn it back." ”

There was no way, so everyone had to give up the idea of dissuading Li Chengqian and began to hold a knowledge contest.

Li Chengqian did not forget to send the cannon to Du He.

Du Fu.

After Du He received the drop cannon, he opened it and played for a while, and he was immediately addicted, this thing is so fun!

"Little orange, come here, I have a little baby for you to see." Duhe said.

Little Tangerine was a little scared, Du He, this guy, often does these very unreliable things, she pretended not to hear and continued to walk.

Duhe said, "Little orange, what are you running?" I saw you shiver a little, and if you run again, I'm welcome! ”

The little orange had no choice but to turn around and say, "Young Master, what are your orders?" ”

"Come here and stand up, master, I have learned a new trick of immortal art, called finger explosion, I want to show you a show." Duhe said.

Little Orange: "......"

She had to walk over and stop beside Duhe.

Duhe said: "You see, I want to give you a show." ”

Duhe took out a smashing cannon and threw it at the little orange's feet.

Syllable......

The little orange was so frightened that he jumped up directly, and Du He suddenly threw out a small thing, but the sound was very loud and harsh.

"How's that, I'm amazing, right? Isn't this a great trick of mine? Duhe asked.

Xiao Tangerine calmed down and said with a smile: "Young Master is really powerful, this trick is too strong!" ”

"Next, I'm going to experiment with you." Duhe said.

The little orange hurriedly said: "Young master, don't, such a loud voice must be very painful, I'm afraid." ”

Du Ho had already played this cannon very well, and he knew that this cannon was actually almost harmless.

He took out a smashing cannon, and the little orange trembled and was very scared.

Du He smashed the cannon, and with a snap, the little orange stared at Du He with wide eyes, Du He, this guy, aren't you afraid of pain?

Duhe said, "Look, this thing doesn't hurt at all. ”

The little orange said, "You mean, it's not your immortal method, but a toy, right?" ”

Du He said: "That's pretty much it, this is something that His Highness gave me, of course it's all good." ”

The little orange had to say, "You light, I'm afraid." ”

Du He said: "Don't worry, I promise not to use force, I will throw it on you with little strength." ”

Duhe began to throw the cannon, and the first thing he tried was the little orange's foot, after all, the foot is hard, and it is easy to smash it very loudly.

Thinking of this, Du He tried it out, threw the cannon on the instep of the little orange, and the moment the two touched, there was a snap.

"Ahh

The little orange jumps straight up! Du He trembled with fright.

Du He scolded: "Damn Du Yongwen, are you in pain?" Why did you jump up all of a sudden, and almost scared me into a big fall! ”

The little orange blushed, except for the sound was a little harsh, there was really no other feeling, and it didn't hurt even to hit his feet.

She could see that this thing, after it was broken, was sand on the inside, and a thin layer of paper on the outside.

The little orange hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, but, young master, why do you want to say a word about Du Yongwen when you're angry?" How strange! ”

She didn't think there was anything wrong with that, she was just curious.

"How do I know why, the people of the Prince's Mansion, when they are angry, when they are frightened, or even when they are happy, they will say this, I tried it myself, and it is really comfortable, and it is very enjoyable to say." Duhe said.

The little orange had a simple face, and he didn't know what Du He meant.

Du He said: "Otherwise, try it yourself, say it a few more times, and you may feel the powerful charm of these six words." ”

The little orange didn't dare to disobey Du He's order, so she had to say: "Damn Du Yongwen!" Damn Du Yongwen! Damn Du Yongwen! Really, I've said this three times, and I'm in a lot better, these six words seem to have magical power, so comfortable! ”

Du He laughed: "Haha, I'll just say, you must feel the same way as me, Du Yongwen's words are really comfortable to say, you see, this is true, right?" ”

After the little orange said the damn Du Yongwen three times, even her courage became bigger, she stood up straight with her head held high, and waited for Du He to throw the cannon.

Du He threw it again, crackling, so exciting! Everyone else who watched was trembling, what a hell! I'm going to die!

The little orange still looks like I'm very happy, I like it very much, Du He doesn't know what ecstasy to give her!

Du Wei, who happened to pass by, saw this scene and was immediately furious.

"Duhe! What are you doing? Who made you bully the people in your own family! Du Wei shouted.

Du He was stunned: "I didn't!" I'm playing with her, and you see, she's smiling! ”

Du Wei looked at the little orange seriously, and found that this little girl was indeed quite happy, and smiled happily.

Du Wei said: "Little orange, you are fine, if you are forced by him, you tell me, I will call the shots for you!" It's the other way around! ”

The little orange hurriedly said: "It's okay, the young master taught me a word, I was in a much better mood after I said it, and besides, this thing he threw didn't hurt at all, but itched." ”

Du Wei was stunned, it was really the same as what Du He said, could it be that what he heard and saw was fake?

When he heard this, he would make a loud and harsh sound, and every time he scared his heart, the little orange actually said that it was okay?

Du Wei had no choice but to say, "Little orange, what did he say?" You also tell me, I'll try, is it really that good. ”

Little Tangerine said: "Damn Du Yongwen! ”

Du Wei: "??? ”

He was convinced, what kind of words is this! Just such a simple sentence can make people feel better? Stop blowing! He thought it was impossible!

Du Wei said: "Okay! Du He, don't make trouble, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is doing some family knowledge competition, you are the only one in our family who is more idle, you have to represent our family in the competition. ”

Du He was stunned, family knowledge competition? Damn it! He doesn't know how to compete with knowledge! He must be ashamed to participate this time!

He hurriedly said: "Big brother, I don't want to go, my mind is not clear, I can't remember things, when the time comes, not only can I not win, but I may also disgrace our family, isn't it unlucky!" ”

"It's okay, I didn't expect you to win, besides, the prizes in this competition are not very good, they are all food and clothing, and they are not a grand prize." Du Wei said.

Li Chengqian's family knowledge contest is actually not a good reward, rice, white flour, clothes, this is the prize of continuous promotion, and the final prize is the luxury toilet installed by the prince's mansion......

The toilet is naturally installed at Du He's house, after all, he is Li Chengqian's good brother, and if there is anything convenient, of course he got it for him very early.

Duhe said: "So, even if I go to participate, I can't pass the first round, and you won't feel ashamed?" ”

Du Gou's heart ached: "If you can win, try to win, if you can't win, I don't care." ”

He actually cares a lot, okay! Duhe, this kid, what can he do? Just don't get your hopes up.

Du He has no interest in finishing the cannon and participating in the competition, this is the first time, and the little orange finally breathes a sigh of relief, although there is nothing wrong with playing this thing, she is not good.

Du Gou left, and he kept talking about Du Yongwen of the dead mother, Du Yongwen of the dead mother, and Du Yongwen of the dead mother.

Du Gou's eyes widened suddenly, revealing deep doubts, these words were said a few times, and it really made him feel a little depressed, this is really amazing!

Du Homer ran to Li Chengqian non-stop and asked Li Chengqian to do something.

Prince's Mansion.

"Tony brother, I'm going to participate in your competition, do you have the answer to the competition? Give me a copy, I'm going to get ahead this time! Duhe said.

After listening to Du He's words, Li Chengqian shook his head, this kid, it's not good to find a way to get ahead, you have to participate in the knowledge competition, isn't this to find yourself unhappy?

However, he still took out the freshly baked family knowledge contest questions and threw them to Duhe.

A thick book was thrown at Du He, and he was smashed back a few steps and almost fell.

Du He was surprised and asked, "So thick?" ”

"Otherwise, do you think this thing will be thin? This is a big competition held in Chang'an, and the final selected person can get a set of luxury toilets for free! You have it at home, but others don't have it at home, and everyone wants it. Li Chengqian said.

Du He was speechless, this is still a hammer! He can't even remember three pages of this one, okay!

"You remember it well, remember the previous simple ones first, the first round of the competition is all simple questions, very basic, you should know these things before." Li Chengqian said.

Du He looked at it for a while, his face turned green, what is this? He's never seen it at all!

People with stomach problems, or people with upset stomachs, can drink porridge, and drinking porridge will make people comfortable.

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Grilled meat can produce carcinogens, but teppanyaki does not, so eat more teppanyaki.

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A little dust got into your eyes, and when you closed your eyes and coughed a few times, the dust came out.

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Du He looked at some of them, and his face was full of question marks, it turned out that there were so many things in life that he didn't know! He's finished! So much, he couldn't remember it at all.

Li Chengqian sighed: "Hey, you take your time, even if you don't win the game, you can have more life tricks, and in the future, if you encounter some small things, you can do them yourself." ”

Du He said: "However, there is a little dust in your eyes, and let the maid blow it for you, which is not only convenient, but also smells fragrant, why do you have to cough with your eyes closed?" Isn't this stupid? ”

Li Chengqian: "......"

He rolled his eyes, isn't it true that everyone has their own personal maid! Besides, not every maid is so considerate, what if you have bad breath?

"Accompany him to read, I still have something to do outside." Li Chengqian said.

"Yes."

He also had to go to the Ministry of Household Engineering to say hello, and the Ministry of Household cooperated with the statistics of the contestants, and the Ministry of Engineering made the competition venue well.

Obviously, this is another big business sponsored by Li Chengqian, and with the first time, there will be a second time, and the Ministry of Industry readily agreed, and the Ministry of Household was also willing to help.

There's really not much to do lately, which is a good thing to do as a big festival, and maybe it can calm down the recent sewer practice.

Everyone has a lot of resentment about not allowing swill to be poured into the sewer.

The matter of the competition spread all over the streets and alleys of Chang'an City, and everyone was discussing it, and the reward of the competition may not be anything for the rich and powerful, but for everyone, it is still good.

After all, even if you only win the first round, there is a reward, it is a bucket of rice, enough for a family to eat for a month.

"Did you hear that? The Family Knowledge Contest, organized by His Royal Highness the Prince, is said to have a lot of prizes, and there are prizes for each round of promotion! ”

"I participated in them all, only one person in the family participated, I was the most knowledgeable in our family, I can definitely win!"

"I'm different from you, I let my inner man participate, he knows a lot about these things."

"In the woman's opinion, if there is anything to say, it is better for us to participate."

……

Each square also began to build a competition field, and each square has a sub-field for the competition, which is also carefully arranged and very professional.

"So, this competition is the exclusive sponsorship of our Chang'an Bank, and at the same time, Prince stinky tofu, Oiran tea eggs, fashion clothing, etc. are named together, you have to read these advertisements before each competition, you know?" Li Chengqian said.

"Yes."

At the beginning of the first round of qualifiers, these advertisements caused an uproar......