Chapter 10: My Ass Was a Joke on Me
Jiang Chen stood there with his eyes closed, anyway, he couldn't see anything now, so it was better to recuperate first.
"Jiang Chen, are you here?"
At this time, Su Zhe's voice sounded.
Jiang Chen asked softly, "What's wrong?" You shouldn't be nervous again, right? ”
After getting along for such a long time, Jiang Chen already knew Su Zhe very well.
What does this guy say? There was a sense of nervousness about something he didn't know and that he had never tried before, but once he had tried, he was no longer nervous.
In this regard, Jiang Chen explained to him that it is normal human psychology to be afraid of the unknown.
Hearing Jiang Chen's words, Su Zhe smiled awkwardly, and grabbed his trouser legs with both hands uneasily: "I don't know what to do when the meeting starts, so I'm a little nervous......"
Jiang Chen asked, "Do you feel a little uncomfortable in your lower abdomen?" ”
"Well, how do you know?"
"Follow my instructions and take a deep breath."
Su Zhe took a deep breath.
"Exhale slowly."
Su Zhe exhaled.
"Take another deep breath and exhale."
Su Zhe did so.
"Relax your whole body."
Su Zhe continued to do so, his tone was awkward: "That Jiang Chen, I want to fart ......"
“……”
Jiang Chen was speechless for a moment and said, "Let it go." ”
"Then I'll let it go, don't laugh at me."
After speaking, Su Zhe was ready to fart.
However, just as he was about to put it.
"Bang! ……”
A gunshot rang out, and the assessment began.
It was precisely because of this gunshot that Su Zhe was frightened and shivered, and he used too much force.
"Here we go!"
Jiang Chen quickly took off the black hood, but Su Zhe stood there indifferent.
Jiang Chen stared at Su Zhe: "Are you stupid?" ”
Su Zhe slowly took off the black hood, looked at Jiang Chen extremely helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "My fart played a joke on me, and it became a SHI, ......"
“……”
Jiang Chen glanced down at Su Zhe's lower body.
A foul smell of poop followed.
"Are you really a talent, let a gunshot scare SHI out!"
Jiang Chen couldn't cry or laugh.
Su Zhe asked, "Can I deal with it first?" ”
Jiang Chen waved his hand and said helplessly: "Hurry up." ”
Lin Chao is a strange teammate for himself.
Jiang Chen and Su Zhe were in a dormitory, and while Su Zhe was dealing with personal problems in the bathroom, Jiang Chen stood guard in front of the door.
Because the consequences of using too much force were somewhat serious, Su Zhe dealt with it for a full five minutes.
"Jiang ......"
Su Zhe came out and wanted to tell Jiang Chen that he could go, but before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted softly by Jiang Chen: "Don't talk!" ”
Su Zhe realized that something was wrong, and quickly bent down and sneaked to Jiang Chen's side.
Outside, there were two soldiers, one of whom held a Type 95 rifle in his hand and the other with a drill dagger.
"I'm sorry."
Su Zhe apologized to Jiang Chen again.
Don't look at the five minutes he delayed, but those five minutes are extremely important.
Every minute and second of a war can change and decide the outcome of a battle, let alone five minutes.
Jiang Chen motioned for Su Zhe to squat down.
Su Zhe said: "Jiang Chen, we have to hurry up and think of a way, we can't be trapped here." ”
The two recruits, who had been given weapons and equipment, were searching the dormitory and were expected to be here soon.
Jiang Chen's eyes narrowed like a falcon and said, "It's too risky to go out now. ”
Su Zhe said: "That's better than waiting here to die, right?" ”
A chuckle appeared on the corner of Jiang Chen's mouth: "Yes, just wait here for them to send 'death'!" ”
When the words fell, Su Zhe was stunned.
Could it be that Jiang Chen wants to set up an ambush here?
"For a true master, in close combat situations...... Firearms don't do much! The small space in the dormitory is good for us, but it is not good for them! ”
After Jiang Chen finished speaking, he pointed to the bed and motioned for Su Zhe to lie down on the bed.
Su Zhe frowned slightly: "Are you letting me be a bait?" ”
Jiang Chen smiled and asked, "What?" Can't trust me? ”
"Not really."
Su Zhe took a deep breath, walked to the bed and lay down.
I thought: Anyway, the current situation is caused by my own fart, if I 'sacrifice' and can exchange for a chance for Jiang Chen, it can be regarded as just covering up the embarrassment of this fart.
……
At the same time, the recruit company office building, the monitoring room.
Wang Delin, Zhang Tao, and Lin Chao are all here.
Since the entire recruit company attaches great importance to Jiang Chen, the monitoring screen from the beginning is on Jiang Chen's side.
So, Su Zhe's fart joke...... They all saw it, and they almost laughed out of breath.
Even Wang Delin shook his head secretly and said, "This Su Zhe is really a living treasure." ’
Zhang Tao stared at the monitoring screen and said: "Look at this trend, Jiang Chen wants to wait for the rabbit and catch the turtle in the urn!" ”
The second platoon commander nodded in agreement: "There is no better way now, if you go out, the target is too big, even if he can escape, Su Zhe will definitely 'sacrifice'." ”
Wang Delin lit a cigarette, took a puff, exhaled the smoke, and asked, "Do you think Jiang Chen will choose to 'kill' the gunman or the dagger first?" ”
The third platoon commander said: "Definitely the gunman, after all, the gunman is too threatening." ”
"Report!"
At this time, Lin Chao shouted loudly.
"Say."
Wang Delin glanced at Lin Chao.
Lin Chao said: "Company commander, I think Jiang Chen will 'kill' the knife wielder first. ”
The four platoon leaders and other squad leaders looked at Lin Chao in unison.
Wang Delin smiled and asked, "What is the reason?" ”
Lin Chao said in one breath: "The dormitory space is small, and the role of the Type 95 rifle has been minimized!" And I paid attention to him when I was training in fighting and grappling, Jiang Chen's fighting and grappling skills are very proficient, I dare not say that the entire theater recruit company walks sideways, but in our recruit company, no one is his opponent. ”
Zhang Tao said: "If you 'kill' the knife wielder first, then Su Zhe will be in danger." ”
The second platoon commander turned to Lin Chao and asked, "Do you think Jiang Chen will sacrifice his comrades in exchange for a chance to grab a gun?" ”
When the words fell, Lin Chao shook his head and said, "Definitely not." ”
The second platoon commander said: "If he is the only one in the dormitory, I think he will 'kill' the knife wielder first, the reason is what Lin Chao just said!" But there is still Su Zhe in the dormitory, and he can only be forced to 'kill' the gunman first! ”
The third platoon commander agreed with the second platoon leader's statement, nodded and said, "I think so too." ”
Wang Delin asked Zhang Tao: "What do you think?" ”
Zhang Tao said softly: "Anyway, if it were me, I would 'kill' the gunman first." ”
Wang Delin flicked the cigarette ash, looked at the surveillance screen and said: "Okay, don't fight, those two soldiers went to their 'birth point', and the answer will be revealed soon." ”
The words fell, and everyone's eyes looked at the surveillance screen.