"Your Majesty, there is a place called Da Ming in this world. By the way, it is the country where the Son of Heaven guarded the country and the king died. There is a Zhenbei Division in that country. Zhenbei Division is a good friend of the emperor since he was a child, holding 200,000 iron horsemen of the country in his hands, and has been guarding the north to fight against the captivity. ”

"There is no city in Zhenbei Division, only a few military camps and a palace that is too simple to be more simple. The successive princes of the Zhenbei Division ate and lived with the soldiers, and only during the New Year's festival could they barely eat a meal of meat. Do you know what was the happiest thing for the princes of Zhenbei in the past? ”

"What?" The corners of Lao Li's mouth twitched, and the bastard turned around and scolded him for being extravagant. Because of Lao Li, Daming Palace has to be rebuilt recently.

"Enter Beijing to resume your life. Only when they went to Beijing to resume their lives could they let go of eating meat. ”

Speaking of Cheng Huailiang, he laughed, "Your Majesty, do you say it's funny?" ”

Bang!

Lao Li raised his foot and put it directly on Cheng Huailiang's buttocks, "Make it up, then make it up." If you can't make it up, I'll kill you. ”

"Your Majesty, the minister is stating a fact. It's too comfortable, it's really not good. ”

"To get down to business, don't be disgusted. How do hard knives have soft tablets? ”

"The minister and the eldest grandson uncle have said, of course they beat the neighbor next door, how can they allow others to snore on the side of the couch?" Cheng Huailiang said that this suddenly fierce light bloomed.

"Do you think I'm like you, a mad dog? Catch who bites whom? Lao Li raised his eyebrows and glared fiercely, "My face is not as thick as yours, do you want to donate money and food once?" ”

"Your Majesty, there's no way, these more than 100 students ......" Cheng Huailiang suddenly burst into tears, "Your Majesty, the minister is poor." I can't afford to feed them. Why don't you reward the minister's future daughter-in-law and Her Royal Highness Princess Jinyang? ”

Lao Li squinted his eyes and raised his eyebrows, "I'm poorer than you." ”

"Your Majesty, why don't you go and rob it?"

Cheng Huailiang smiled sheepishly, with a joking tone, "The two surnamed Cui families outside Chang'an City brought more than 100,000 yuan, or did the minister rob them with his subordinates?" Our monarchs and ministers are fifty-five? ”

"Get out! I'm not as shameless as you. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji stroked his beard with a suspicious tone, "Huailiang, Lu Dongyan has been giving gifts in Chang'an City recently, and the major nobles and important ministers of the court have all given them generous gifts. You are specifically responsible for receiving the Tibetan envoys, didn't Lu Dongyan give you a gift? ”

Lao Li Qiang held back and didn't let himself laugh, or said that he had to be a family.

"What?" Cheng Huailiang was annoyed for a while, "The bastard of the Tubo Kingdom actually looks down on me, a member of the Honglu Temple? ”

"Your Majesty, there will be an option stock auction in the Fat Tavern tomorrow, if you are interested, the best private room in the Fat Tavern will be reserved for you." After Cheng Huailiang finished speaking, he waved outside, and Cheng Feng walked in.

"Prepare two cans of tea for Your Majesty and Uncle Eldest Sun."

Cheng Feng nodded and immediately went to get the tea.

"Options stock auction?" Lao Li and the eldest grandson Wuji were both interested.

"Your Majesty, this is a good thing, if you want to buy it, you can buy it, you can only make money and not lose money." Cheng Huailiang then told Lao Li and the eldest grandson Wuji about the benefits of option stocks.

To put it simply, the remaining 20% of the shares of the Fat Tavern will be distributed according to the current market value of the Fat Tavern. Eighty percent of the shares remained unchanged, and the remaining two percent of the shares were sold.

Lao Li and Eldest Sun Wuji's eyes lit up, and they finally understood what Li Changsi meant by the empty glove white wolf. How much money can be made by 20% of the shares, everyone does not know, and the buyers share the dividends of 20% equally.

"How much money can be made from a two-percent stake in a tavern? Twenty percent of the shares are evenly divided, what is left? are not enough to invest. Lao Li was slightly disdainful, he understood that Cheng Huailiang was going to sell 20% of the shares, and as for the other party's losses, people didn't care at all.

Empty gloves white wolf? In fact, it can't be so absolute. After all, there are still 20% of the shares, and the money of 20% of the shares is also a lot.

Li Shimin didn't plan to leave, he wanted to know Cheng Huailiang's next move, Tubo didn't care, he had already decided to fight, so he had to be determined to fight.

But the gate valve clan can't do it, Lao Li always feels that Cheng Huailiang still has something to say.

Two cans of tea, one can for Lao Li and one for each eldest grandson Wuji, this is a send-off.

Before sending off the guests, Lao Li handed the two people's birthdays to Cheng Huailiang, "Give me a good look." ”

Cheng Huailiang knew that Lao Li was going to marry his daughter as soon as he saw the eight characters of his birthday, "Your Majesty, look at the eight characters of your birthday, you went to find the minister's senior brother Li Chunfeng, what are you doing with the minister?" ”

"I've looked for it, it's like seeing what you say."

"Your Majesty, you need a name for your birthday, you can't just give me eight characters." Does Cheng Huailiang read the eight characters of his birthday? The answer is definitely no.

But fortune tellers are as good, they can talk at both ends, don't say good but don't say bad, just say average.

Take a chestnut:

said, before the three Xiucai rushed to the exam, they went to ask the fortune teller how they would do in the future?

The fortune teller only stretched out one finger. The talents were puzzled, and the fortune tellers said that the heavenly machine should not be leaked, and it would naturally work out when the time came.

It can be said that this fortune teller is very good: if only one of the three people is admitted, one finger means that one person is lifted. If two of them pass the test, one finger means that one person will not be accepted. If all three are admitted, one finger means that the three of them are lifted together. If all of them fall off the list, one finger means that they are all off the list.

"I decided to find an auspicious day for the zodiac to let Fang Yiai and Gao Yang get married."

"Your Majesty, don't look at the disagreement." Cheng Huailiang put the note with the eight characters of his birthday on the table, with a look of disdain and reluctance, "Your Majesty, the men and women of the Tang Dynasty, the most harmonious of the eight characters is the minister and the future daughter-in-law of the minister." ”

Hehe!

Lao Li glared, "What?" Do you think my Li family's daughter is so easy to marry? ”

"Your Majesty, the minister is spending Her Royal Highness the princess's money now, and I haven't felt distressed at all." Cheng Huailiang Tian was ashamed, "Actually, it would be best if the minister's eldest brother came back, he was the one who inherited the title of Duke of Luguo, and the minister still felt that he would do more with less, and he would not have to work hard for a lifetime, which was the most perfect." The minister still felt that it was the most worry-free to carry the cover and live in the Xiaoqinghe fiefdom. Clothes come to reach out for food to open their mouths...... And a daughter-in-law who is like a flower......"

Li Shimin gritted his teeth and almost squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, "Tell me about people, I am preparing to give Xihua Grand Master Cheng Xuanying a title recently." ”

Alas! Cheng Huailiang sighed in his heart, it was blown out, and he had to be recycled, Lao Li wanted to give Master Cheng Xuanying a title, and Cheng Huailiang could be regarded as repaying his kindness.

"Your Majesty, marriage is destined. Plotting things is in the sky, judging from the eight characters, Her Royal Highness the princess is cold on the surface, but in fact, she is hindered by her identity, and there is also a fire hidden in her heart. Fang Yiai is cowardly and doesn't know how to express himself, and it is difficult for two people to be happy together. In fact, Your Majesty, you are looking for Li Chunfeng, the senior brother of the minister and the minister, just to have a psychological comfort. ”