Chapter 90: Let's all wash their stinky feet
"Your Majesty, since all the masters are silent, then you agree. The minister has a suggestion, I don't know whether to talk about it or not. ”
"Aiqing, please speak."
Empress Eldest Sun frowned, glanced at Cheng Huailiang, and then looked at the imperial historian, she really couldn't think of any way Cheng Huailiang could use to let this group of scoundrels wash the stinky feet of the generals.
Moreover, Empress Changsun also heard that the twelve guards of the capital have been practicing every day recently, and this group of generals lives in the barracks and practices like dogs, which is bound to stink their feet.
"Your Majesty, if you don't speak, you don't refuse, the minister should be their acquiescence, then it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, it's okay today, according to the proportion, each military general is exactly assigned to two imperial historians. Then let the generals and uncles pick it themselves. ”
Cheng Huailiang's words made the generals' eyes light up, this is simply revenge, must be impeached, so that the heart is happy.
After all, the generals are reasonable, and they have always paid attention to repaying grievances with virtue and convincing people with reason. Who has nothing to do with finding someone who has no grudges at all to wash their stinky feet?
The Cheng family is a bastard, terrifying!
So, the roll call began, and the generals got their wish.
The imperial historian was the opposite, but he could see Cheng Huailiang snatching the wat board from the general's hand, carrying one in one hand, and finally gave up.
It's easier to wash your stinky feet than to get beaten up by this bastard. It doesn't matter if it stinks, it's over.
Don't say anything else, let's just say Ouyang Lian, her face is still bruised and swollen. That's right, he was beaten by Cheng Huailiang a few days ago.
In the end, among the imperial historians, Ouyang Lian and Cai Wenhao were left unclaimed. The generals are very face-saving, although they have enmity with them, they still have to give Ouyang Xun and Cai Yungong face.
As for the bachelors in the Literature Museum, they raised their heads arrogantly one by one, and they didn't dislike the excitement for a long time, but they didn't participate in Cheng Huailiang's blockade.
Ryazan felt that his heart was happy: His Royal Highness the King of Wei is wise!
"Your Majesty, half of the Yu Department is under the management of the Military Department and half is under the management of the Ministry of Officials, so the minister thinks that Yu Bu Langzhong is also half a general, right?" Cheng Huailiang bowed.
"This ......" Lao Li was very helpless, this bastard really would never let one go, "Sort of." ”
"Thank you, Your Majesty."
Cheng Huailiang pulled Xiao Kai with his hands, "Brother Xiao, these two bastards have gone to wash your feet." ”
Xiao Kai hurriedly waved his hand, not to mention how familiar Xiao Kai and Cai Wenhao were, even if they washed their feet for nothing, Xiao Kai couldn't do it, after all, Xiao Kai was a literati. Everyone looks up and doesn't see what they look down.
Cai Wenhao and Ouyang Lian's faces twitched, Cai Wenhao was convinced, but he was also free and easy, and gave Cheng Huailiang a salute, "Little grandfather, Old Master Cheng and Eguo Gongshang are still in Dali Temple, and Ouyang Lian and I will go to Dali Temple." ”
Ouyang Lian also agreed, "Little grandfather, let's go to Dali Temple." ”
Cheng Huailiang gave Cai Wenhao a thumbs up, "It's okay, like a man, the master can barely look down on the two of you." ”
"Cai Wenhao, you can become a poem in seven steps, and you have not insulted your uncle's reputation. I have a suggestion for this, would you like to hear it? ”
Cheng Huailiang smiled sheepishly, Lao Li's face turned black in an instant, this bastard is going to dig the foot of the wall again.
"Little grandfather, please speak."
"You and Ouyang Lian's poetry and singing skills have a certain foundation. I was recently preparing to meet the academy, and Mr. Ouyang Xun had agreed to teach calligraphy. If I don't let you go and wash my father's feet for seven days, how about you go to Chengjiazhuang to teach those children the experience of composing poetry in your spare time? ”
Cai Wenhao smiled, and smiled very roughly, "Little grandfather, Wenhao lost that day, thanks to his love, Ouyang Lian and I will go to Chengjiazhuang in our spare time." But if you lose, you lose, Ouyang Lian and I will still go to Dali Temple. ”
"Good! Admire! The two of them will be notified when the Humble College is completed. ”
The bastard of the Cheng family, in front of him, poached Song Guogong Xiao Yu, university scholar Ouyang Xun, university scholar Kong Yingda, and Zhang Xingzhi of the Imperial Medical Department, and now they have poached Ouyang Lian and Cai Wenhao, Lao Li is very angry, but he was stunned that Cheng Huailiang was not recruited, and they did not let this group of people resign, so they went to teach in their spare time.
The court meeting dispersed, and the generals each took two imperial historians and left arrogantly. Cai Wenhao and Ouyang Tong really went to Dali Temple.
Cheng Huailiang did not leave, but stayed and went to Zichen Palace.
It's good that Lao Li didn't see it, but he got angry when he saw it. The foot rubbed tightly against the ground, and finally gave up beating him.
"Your Majesty, should the minister's IOU be returned to the minister? More than 20,000 stone were donated for military rations, enough to wait for the general to fight for half a year. The dog calf, who didn't know how to observe words and colors, smiled at His Majesty Li Er.
"IOUs?" Lao Li raised his eyebrows, "What kind of IOU, why don't I know." ”
"Your Majesty, you must be honest."
"You mean I'm capricious?"
"I don't dare. The minister only wanted to return the IOU. ”
"Nope."
"Your Majesty, you can't be so shameless!"
"What do you mean?"
"The minister is terrified."
"Remove 20,000 stones, and you still owe me 10,000 stones of military rations. Before dark, it is 20,000 stones. ”
"......" Cheng Huailiang was completely speechless, Li Shimin's heart was too dark.
"Your Majesty, 10,000 stone of military rations, to be given before dark." Cheng Huailiang gritted his teeth.
"Okay, I'll wait."
Lao Li was triumphant, but Cheng Huailiang stopped talking and stood aside very aggrieved.
After being silent for more than half an hour, Lao Li saw that Cheng Huailiang still didn't speak, and couldn't help asking, "What is the matter with me?" ”
"Your Majesty wants to borrow two people."
"Phew!" Lao Li was extremely angry, "Bastard, digging the foot of the wall and digging into my head?" ”
"Your Majesty, the ministers of the Western Regions still lack a ruthless person. Humility Academy was built, and the medical school had to find someone who could hold the scene, and the poor would have money left. There are ruthless people around you, so you can borrow it for a few years. The ministers do not call them in vain, but the ministers pay them. ”
The poor only save money? Lao Li's face turned dark, he was usually expelled from the house one by one and didn't have a penny, but now he has enough confidence to open a tavern? IOUs should never be given.
"Say, borrow whom."
"The net room is often happy, and Huangshui County orders Wang Xuance."
Chang Le? Sure enough, Lao Li waved his hand lightly, and a person came out of the darkness, about fifty years old, with a white face and a pair of eyes like an eagle looking at its prey, which made people feel frightened.
"Shijing, someone wants to borrow Chang Le, the only man in your Chang family." Lao Li half-squinted his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Your Majesty, the minister will not borrow." Chang Wen didn't have any expression on his face, "Most of the Black Cavalry died in battle that year, Chang Le was the only male in the Chang family, and the old slave wanted to take him with him." We can't let some people with bad intentions lead Changle astray. ”
I'm rough! The young master is not right? Room temperature, you open your dog's eyes and look at the master, the master is sitting up straight.
"Shijing, let's listen to what Cheng Huailiang is going to do." Lao Li is hypocritical.
"Your Majesty, don't borrow any old slaves."