Chapter 12: Fool you, stun you, and get you
Li Zi was a little regretful, but he also knew that now was not the time to show off, in case this kid really had any bad ideas, it would be a matter for the eldest brother who was delayed.
Su Yuebai looked at the plum that suddenly increased his speed, felt a more powerful bump than just now, and forcibly held back his feeling that he wanted to vomit, Su Yuebai really wished that he hadn't said this just now.
"Say, what are you trying to do in our woods?"
Su Yuebai looked at the man sitting on the wooden chair above, although his assassin was looking at Su Yuebai fiercely, looking like he was going to kill her, but Su Yuebai just couldn't take back his eyes looking at the tiger skin.
Ignoring the man's question above, Su Yuebai asked rhetorically, "Is the one sitting under your ass really the fur on the tiger's body?" ”
Although the father is rich, there is an emperor staring at it, like the above **naked behavior of showing off wealth, your tiger skin has not yet sat hot, and you were impeached by the imperial history into the big man.
The man above was stunned for a moment, looking at the little black man in front of him, he didn't understand whether she was really not afraid of herself or pretending to be stupid, Su Yuebai's attitude made him dare not do anything, this kid looked like he had hole cards.
"I said, boy, do you know what we're doing?" The man asked in a different way.
Su Yuebai shook his head, so many people gathered together, either they were chaotic or gambling, they couldn't be selling... Su Yuebai looked at the appearance of the man above, and silently retracted her thoughts, guilty of sin, she can't insult the eyes of this era like this.
"To tell you the truth, we are bandits, I seriously suspect that you are the vanguard sent by the imperial court, do you think I should kill you for a hundred years, or should I tie you up and prevent you from going out to ventilate and report the news?"
The man who claimed to be a thief didn't know where to take out a knife and gestured in front of Su Yuebai.
Su Yuebai swallowed her saliva in fear, and smiled on her face: "Big brother, what are you talking about, children make choices, successful people like you, big brother, should create an option by themselves." ”
"Oh? For example? The big brother of the bandit was interested, and he raised his eyebrows in surprise, wanting to hear what Su Yuebai could say next.
Su Yuebai knew that now was a good opportunity to save her life, so she quickly recommended herself: "For example, accept my help... Follow in your footsteps, big brother. ”
I just wanted to say help, but half of it was said that Su Yuebai remembered that local tyrants like them all want to save face, and they have to be fat when they hit a swollen face, so they quickly changed to another way of saying it for the sake of their own lives.
"I used to be a small servant with a big official, and I can know at a glance which of those passers-by is rich and which is not, and I can know where other people's most valuable things are hidden just by looking at them."
Su Yuebai said smugly, she was still a little proud in the back, this was what she practiced when she was idle in the Prime Minister's Mansion.
The big thief didn't say he believed it or didn't believe it, he just remained silent in place, as if he was thinking.
Su Yuebai was instantly anxious when she saw her reaction, and in order to show that what she said was true, she said directly: "Just like you, big brother, your most precious thing should be your bracelet, although you have jewelry around your neck, ears and waist, the most valuable thing should be the jade pendant with good color on your waist, but they are not as precious as the bracelet." ”
The expression of the big thief brother stiffened in place, the little black man in front of him was indeed right, that jade pendant was a big head he had grabbed over the years, and he usually carried it on his body.
As for the bracelet... It was his deceased wife who put it on her to keep her safe when she was still alive.
"How do you know?" The bandit asked, confused.
He thought about it carefully, he hadn't looked at the bracelet since this little black man was brought over, so how did he see it?
"This... I naturally have my own way. Su Yuebai was a little embarrassed, there was no way she was so handsome, if it wasn't for remembering that it was on someone else's territory, Su Yuebai would have cocked her tail a long time ago.
His eyes inadvertently swept to the gloomy color on the face of the thief brother, Su Yuebai's drumming suddenly retracted, and began to reply very pretending to be thirteen:
"Actually, this is very simple, your jade pendant is worth a lot of money, the pawnshop will give three digits to say the least, and under the rope around the neck is a gold pendant, I guess it should be that I only had time to pull off the pendant when I grabbed it, and the ears should also be authentic wolf teeth, right? Against the backdrop of so many valuable things, the dogtooth bracelet in my hand that I didn't know where I got it was very abrupt. ”
What Su Yuebai didn't dare to say was that there was a smell of hand oil on the dog's teeth, which almost didn't make her faint, and it was caused by stroking this thing after often eating meat.
"Then I said my speculation, when I said that I could see through it at a glance, the first word was precious, you subconsciously wanted to touch the bracelet, you shouldn't have noticed it yourself."
It wasn't until three seconds after Su Yuebai's voice fell that the thief brother looked at Su Yuebai with admiration: "Don't say it, although you kid is black, his eyes are quite poisonous." ”
"Okay, count you past a level, second, put this little black man in our village, and take him with you for robbery in the future." With a shout from the big thief brother, the man who had been standing outside walked in.
Su Yuebai lived in this village, most of the people in the village were bandits, obeying the orders of the eldest brother that day, robbing passers-by for a living, and occasionally going to the forest to catch a game.
And there are also women living in the village, all of whom are men they robbed and voluntarily selected, so they are considered husband and wife.
Su Yuebai has to say that life in the village is quite good, and she hasn't gone out to rob recently, so Su Yuebai stays at the mouth of her hut, sits in the sun for a day, and occasionally eats melon seeds, which she entrusted to buy from people in the market.
Although it was a bit boring to say that she couldn't go out and play around, she occasionally remembered that she was a person who was on the run.
She didn't believe that she was now in the thief's hometown, and Lin Yemo's grandson could still catch her?
It's really boring, she will go to the woods for a walk, anyway, there are basically people watching, and she doesn't worry about getting lost again.
If the people in the village knew what Su Yuebai was thinking, they would definitely scoff at her, and then retort to her together: "It's not that I was conquered by those pig's elbows." ”