After beating away the bare-chested man, these gentlemen didn't have the heart to go to the Qinglou anymore, so the stars sent Ma Yun home.

Ma Yun slept at home with peace of mind, and Sang Weihan, father and son, in Shizi Hutong in the west of the city, was discussing in the study.

Sang Qianmin talked in detail about Ma Yun's meeting with the queen today. When talking about Ma Yun's comparison of "one, three, five" with his hands, Sang Weihan couldn't help laughing: "What a wonderful person." ”

Looking at his son's puzzled expression, Sang Weihan said with a smile: "The Khitan people have been blocked by our army on the front line of Qicheng and Liyang for half a month, and the Khitan nomads are mostly horse troops, which determines that it is good at field battles and fast battles, but not good at attacking tough battles. At the same time, it came from afar, and it must have been a quick solution; My Great Jin should have been fortified and cleared, but unfortunately the treasury was empty, forcing our army to fight quickly, so I expected that within ten days, news of victory would definitely come. ”

Sang Qianmin nodded, and said, "But this 'one-three-five'?" ”

Sang Weihan sneered: "Using addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, isn't this 'one, three, five' just enough to form nine numbers from one to nine?" This Ma Yun has a good vision. ”

Sang Qianmin remembered to fight cattle across the mountain, and hurriedly said: "Father, this horse chief is a bit of a Taoist. ”

Sang Weihan didn't answer this and continued: "I want to serve the country, but unfortunately no one recommends me in front of the emperor. The emperor will definitely be received when he returns to the court, if so... ”

Sang Qianmin suddenly realized and said happily: "Child, I understand what to do." ”

Looking at Sang Qianmin's exiting figure, Sang Weihan twisted his beard and said softly: "'One, three, five', it would be nice if the prediction was more accurate." ”

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I got up early the next morning, and after eating, Ma Yun looked around and saw that there was no one, so he asked Zhao Tong: "Brother Zhao, do you have any plans next?" ”

Zhao Tong looked at Ma Yun and said, "Brother Ma, I want to stay in Bianjing for two more days to take a look at the situation and then make plans." What about you? ”

Zhao Tong seems to feel that he is now in a relationship with Empress Feng, and he has begun to dream of being an official again, Ma Yun did not say anything, and said with a smile: "I am still going to go to Daxiangguo Temple to have a look, if I can meet my brother, it is the best, if not, I have to find a way to go back to Dachu by myself." ”

Zhao Tong looked at Ma Yun, and said with pity in his heart: "Brother Ma, why don't we brothers fight the world together in Bianjing." With the talents of our brothers, we may not be able to carve out a world in the capital. ”

Ma Yun smiled, but did not say what was in his heart: The soldiers are in chaos, Lao Tzu is not here to mix, if he can't get it, he will hang here.

Zhao Tong thought that Ma Yun agreed, so he asked about Ma Yun jumping the night before yesterday.

The four chopsticks can stand up in the bowl, because Ma Yun poured water on the chopsticks, and they can stand up under the stickiness of the water; As for the dust and suction of paper, it is because in the process of Ma Yun jumping left and right, he constantly rubs the dust with his clothes, resulting in electricity on the dust, and the charged items can attract small confetti. As for how to calculate that Feng Bao will have diarrhea, it is because the dust is so dirty, and then let Feng Bao cool and drink it, damn, if he doesn't have diarrhea, then he really has an iron stomach.

However, Ma Yun didn't plan to tell Zhao Tong about these things, because it was quite troublesome to explain, so he smiled mysteriously and said: "These are actually some small tricks, which I learned by accident in Dachu, hehe, I don't know why this is happening." ”

Then he taught Zhao Tong by the way, and watching Zhao Tong meticulously studying, Ma Yun walked onto the street.

After walking two steps on the street, he found that someone was waving at Ma Yun, at first he thought it was an illusion, but when he looked at it, it turned out to be Zhao Kuangyin. This time, Zhao Kuangyin also stood beside a white and pure young descendant, looking at their intimate appearance, Ma Yun couldn't stop muttering: You are really gay, God bless, I hope gay is dedicated to feelings.

Ma Yun wanted to hide, but thinking about the future, he gritted his teeth and greeted him, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhao, what a coincidence, I actually met on the street again." Where are you going? ”

Zhao Kuangyin hadn't spoken yet, and the rabbit master beside him said dissatisfiedly: "What a coincidence, our little son, is here to find you." After speaking, he raised his eyebrows at Ma Yun and winked.

Hearing this person's voice so crisp and a little delicate, Ma Yun was a little dizzy, spicy mother, really a rabbit master. After listening to the words of the rabbit master and looking at his charming eyes, Ma Yun was even more dizzy, Amitabha, God and God everywhere, how can you play with me like this, is it easy to meet Zhao Kuangyin? Is it easy for me to win Zhao Kuangyin's favor? However, how can this Zhao Kuangyin be a gay? Me, do I want to surrender in the future? This "eagle effect" is too strong, I am a great good citizen in the fifth generation, and I haven't done anything to change the direction of history, why did Zhao Kuangyin change his sexual orientation?

Ma Yun's head was dizzy for a while, and his body was a little shaky, Zhao Kuangyin was unusual, stretched out his hand to support him, and said, "Brother Ma, what's wrong with you?" Is it a physical disobedience? ”

Listening to Zhao Kuangyin's somewhat affectionate voice, and then looking at his handsome appearance, Ma Yun finally couldn't stand the blow, his head sank, and he pretended to faint. Next, Zhao Kuangyin and the others hurriedly sent him home, met Zhao Tong, and finally put Ma Yun on the bed to rest.

Ma Yun was happy to sleep, and when he woke up, it was already time to hold the lamp, he looked around, and secretly congratulated himself on his clever plan to pretend to be dizzy today, only to hear the door "creak" open, and a maid came over with a bowl of black decoction, and she was followed by Zhao Tong.

Seeing that the maid put down the medicine and retreated, Zhao Tongcai smiled sheepishly and said, "Brother Ma, I admire you even more." You are well-educated, bold, and quick to respond, even if you are so prosperous, little brother, I really admire it. ”

Ma Yun smiled bitterly and said, "Brother Zhao, don't make fun of your little brother." ”

Zhao Tong said with a straight face: "Brother Ma, this is not interesting enough, there is such a good beauty who is in love with you, are you still not satisfied?" You don't know that the man got you back today, haha, you're so blessed. ”

Ma Yun said embarrassedly: "Brother Zhao, don't you see that he is a man?" ”

Zhao Tong was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "Brother Ma, you don't think he is a man and be stunned by him, right?" ”

Zhao Tong looked at Ma Yun a little dazed, and said: "I thought that person was a woman at first sight, and after a closer look, that person really didn't have an Adam's apple, didn't you see it?" ”

"What?" Ma Yun couldn't help but ask, "Is he a woman?" ”