Chapter 23: Duhe is arrested
Xiaocui cried silently, while continuing to shave her legs, one leg was shaved, Li Chengqian said this, she can't ignore the other leg, right? That's not very strange.
To be honest, Li Chengqian was very curious about what Xiao Cui would do, and he was a little surprised to find that Xiao Cui continued to shave her legs.
"Aren't you afraid to wear natural, non-polluting wool pants on both legs in the future?" Li Chengqian asked.
"Don't be afraid." Xiao Cui said.
When she said it, even her voice was trembling, how could she not be afraid, what Li Chengqian said was really terrifying, with long, black, dense and thick leg hair, she felt chills when she thought about it.
"Lie to you, it's still the same in the future, and the kind of thing I said won't happen." Li Chengqian said.
Xiao Cui obviously didn't believe it: "It's okay, Your Highness, even if it's really like that, I'm wearing a long skirt, and no one else can see it." ”
Li Chengqian sighed: "Forget it, you will know in the future that I didn't lie to you." ”
At this time, someone suddenly came to Li Chengqian.
"His Royal Highness the Prince, Du He has been arrested."
Li Chengqian was stunned, Du He was his good buddy anyway, the second generation of officials in Chang'an City, why was he arrested?
"He went to prostitution?" Li Chengqian asked.
The person who reported the news looked at Li Chengqian like a fool.
Li Chengqian reacted: "Yes, now it's not illegal to prostitute yourself, forget it, you can take me to see him." ”
The two went all the way to the place where Du He was being held, and Du He saw Li Chengqian as if he had seen a savior.
"But I'm looking forward to you......" said Duhe, "I'm so unlucky!" ”
"What's going on, you speak slowly."
"The stinky tofu I made was fried, and I was arrested by several nearby officials." Duho Road.
Li Chengqian was speechless for a while, making a stinky tofu can still explode, why has he never heard of it?
"There are no dead people, why should I arrest you? Don't worry, I'll find someone! Li Chengqian said, "There are still a lot of things to do with a few people!" ”
"Don't go, this time I was planted, at that time, there were many important members of the court in the family of the eldest grandson Wuji next door, and even the old man Wuji was stunned, and the eldest grandson Chong let out the words, even if the king of heaven and Laozi came, he would make me suffer something." Duho Road.
"I don't believe it! He is such an old person, and he spends more time squatting in the toilet than we eat, why does he faint when he smells a little? This is clearly taking the opportunity to you, I can't swallow this breath, I'm going to help you fight now! Li Chengqian said.
Du He was moved: "You are really my good buddy!" ”
When he came to the eldest grandson Wuji's house, it was Li Chengqian, who was received by the eldest grandson.
"His Royal Highness the Prince, what are you doing?" The eldest grandson rushed.
Li Chengqian does not beat around the bush.
"Let Du He go, this matter is actually my mastermind." Li Chengqian said.
"Your Highness, don't talk nonsense, I know you have a good relationship, and you want to help him, but everyone can't get used to what he does, otherwise, he wouldn't be in prison now." The eldest grandson rushed.
"It's really me who instigated it, that stinky thing is called Prince Stinky Tofu." Li Chengqian said, "It smells stinky, and it tastes very good!" ”
"Negative sentiment from Changsun Chong, +156"
The eldest grandson Chong was suddenly furious: "Okay, it's actually you, my father was fainted, and he woke up after a day and a night, this matter is not negotiable, even if it is to Your Majesty, it is the same." ”
"Okay, since you say so, let's go to my father and judge the emperor!" Li Chengqian said.
He felt that Li Er would definitely favor him, after all, he was his own son.
Inside the Reisaki Palace.
"Father, I hope you can let Du He out, he didn't do anything bad, not only that, he is also a food pioneer, which is worthy of encouragement and praise!" Li Chengqian said.
The eldest grandson hurriedly said: "Du He, this guy, ran to buy the Oiran breast wrap the year before last, tried to rob the people's girls last year, and poured feces in his yard this year, such a guy, if he is not closed for a few months, I am afraid that he will rebel in the future!" ”
"You talk nonsense!" Li Chengqian said angrily.
"Justice is at ease in the hearts of the people." The eldest grandson rushed.
"Okay, don't quarrel between the two of you, I've heard of this matter, Du He did a bit excessive, throwing feces at home is just nonsense, it's appropriate to be locked up for a few days!" Li Erdao.
"No! I'm not convinced! Li Chengqian shouted.
"You have to accept it, and you have to accept it if you don't accept it!" The eldest grandson rushed.
"Father, since you want to lock up Du He, then it's better to lock me up together, the thing he makes is called Prince Stinky Tofu, which I invented, he didn't splash feces at home, besides, this kind of thing is to be splashed at the door of the enemy's house, splash it in his own home, isn't it stupid." Li Chengqian said.
Li Er fell into deep thought, indeed, pouring feces at his own house is simply a stupid thing to kill five hundred enemies and hurt one thousand himself, although Du He's kid is a little unreliable, he is not a fool.
"He must have been dissatisfied with our family to do this, anyway, our two families are close, he poured feces in his own house, it is the same as pouring feces in our house, and it is possible to be exempt from punishment, if it weren't for my father's fainting, he would definitely still be out there now." The eldest grandson rushed.
"Well, there's some truth." Li Erdao, "Gao Ming, tell me carefully, what is that prince stinky tofu?" ”
Li Chengqian hurriedly said: "This prince stinky tofu is a good thing, although the name is cheesy, it is ugly on the outside and beautiful on the inside, and it is strange in the peace, which makes people want to stop, it is just one word, delicious!" ”
"Don't blow it, I smelled it at the time, that smell is clearly the smell of, who would want to eat?" The eldest grandson rushed.
"I'm going to talk about the science here! Stinky tofu is fermented, pickled, and post-fermented, producing a compound called hydrogen sulfide, which has a pungent odor. After the protein is decomposed, amino acids are produced, and amino acids have a delicious taste. Li Chengqian said, "Therefore, it tastes very fragrant." ”
Li Er and Changsun Chong were stunned for a while, how could they not understand it at all!
Li Chengqian looked at the two of them with a confused face, and he also lost his temper.
"That's it, let's make a bet, if the stinky tofu is delicious, the eldest grandson will withdraw the accusation against Du He, and if the stinky tofu is not delicious, I will go to prison with him!" Li Chengqian said.
"Okay, I'll bet you!" The eldest grandson rushed.
He didn't believe it would really taste good.
"I want to ask my father to be the referee." Li Chengqian said.
"Okay, Your Majesty will definitely handle this matter impartially." The eldest grandson rushed.
"Negative Sentiment from Li Er, +108"
He was a little stunned, why did he not speak for a while, and he was clearly arranged by the two juniors? Who can withstand this! Is there still a royal law?
He thought about it again, the bubble gum made by Li Chengqian was really delicious, and maybe this stinky tofu was also good.
"Well, I'll be a referee with a few ministers." Li Erdao, "Eldest Sun Chong, including your father." ”
"Okay, that's it!" Li Chengqian said.