poured himself a glass of champagne, and when he just wanted to drink it, Wang Aiguo glanced at him and said a little strangely: "Anyway, do you understand English?" You're so happy over there, huh? ”

The warrior monk nodded, and said with a disdainful expression: "I'm also a person who went to college, although I don't understand it very well, but I can still understand a few words, for example, they all call me brother!" Everyone calls me brother, don't I have to be polite? ”

Hearing this word, Wang Aiguo was speechless, those soldiers of the United States just called him his brother, what does it have to do with his brother?

Wang Aiguo listened and understood why the warrior monk suddenly jumped on the table before.

It turned out that a little girl asked the monk if he wanted to dance together, but he heard that he wanted to perform a dance, so he went to the table, where he performed martial arts alone.

As for the beer, Wang Aiguo also figured it out, the little girl didn't let him open it, the little girl handed it to him, wanting to have a toast with him, but the warrior monk thought it was for him to perform martial arts, so he opened it without saying a word and returned it to the little girl.

This Wang Aiguo is also speechless, big brother, you can't understand people's words, can you not be so prodigal, it's okay to be a little low-key.

Thinking of this, Wang Aiguo and Shen Long stopped talking, anyway, it's okay if you're happy, anyway, it's just a few days in this unfamiliar place, and people can't find you after leaving, how you like to toss and how to toss.

However, at this time, the warrior monk looked at his champagne inexplicably and began to be stunned.

Seeing that the warrior monk suddenly stopped talking, Wang Aiguo looked at the warrior monk suspiciously: "What's wrong?" Why did you suddenly stop talking? ”

"Oh, I suddenly noticed that I had a hair in this champagne? Have you ever heard that classic story? ”

"What's the story?"

"Well, to determine whether a hair is hair or hair, you have to see whether it is bent or not. If it's straight, it's hair, and if it's curved, it's hair. Anyway, this one in me seems to be a little bent! ”

After the warrior monk finished speaking, Wang Aiguo went up and kicked the warrior monk down directly.

This topic may sound very reasonable, but there is a special case that must not be ignored in this topic, that is, there is a kind of people in this world who are just like Wang Aiguo, they are born with curly hair.

"Shut up, according to your theory, I'm naturally a curl with one head, right?" Wang Aiguo shouted angrily to the warrior monk.

Looking at Wang Aiguo, the warrior monk smiled and then said: "Don't talk about chickens, civilized you, me and him, stay until the Double Ninth Day, and come to pick chrysanthemums!" ”

"Get out!"

Saying that, Wang Aiguo directly kicked in the air and kicked directly at the warrior monk, and the warrior monk was not polite, he directly reached out to block Wang Aiguo's flying legs, and by the way, a Tai Chi pusher turned Wang Aiguo in a circle in place, so that he could land steadily.

Seeing this scene, the foreign friends on the side were all stunned, shouting Chinese kung fu one by one.

And Wang Aiguo was also stunned, and said with a shocked face: "Monk, when did you have this skill?" ”

"Hehe, the last time I went back to the army, we specifically learned the actual combat theory of Tai Chi pushers!" The warrior monk said proudly

Wang Aiguo: "......"

Now there is no need to explain, this is true, this monk will definitely be Chinese kung fu.

……

The warrior monk drank too much that night, he was the stars holding the moon, extremely happy, as for Wang Aiguo and Shen Long, they naturally wouldn't drink too much, and after tasting it, they looked at the warrior monk pretending to be forced with a calm face.

And when Wang Aiguo was eating, Charles was actually a little nervous, after all, Wang Aiguo's food was a bit extraordinary.

At the end of the evening drinking party, Wang Aiguo took the lead to return to his room, and when Wang Aiguo was washing, the warrior monk came back from outside drunk.

Seeing the warrior monk coming back, Wang Aiguo didn't take a bath, and rushed out of the bathroom without saying a word.

There is no way, the warrior monk drank so much, Wang Aiguo was really afraid that the warrior monk would vomit.

It's not important to vomit, it's important that the warrior monk doesn't vomit on the wrong bed, if he vomits in his own bed, it will be very embarrassing.

However, the amount of wine of the warrior monk was better than Wang Aiguo imagined, and after drinking so much champagne, he was just dizzy and did not vomit.

Back in the dormitory, the warrior monk looked at Wang Aiguo drunkenly, and then said with a painful face: "I met that person on the way back, and he asked me to tell you, that we are going to send a beast show." Let's go over and get the list. ”

After the warrior monk finished speaking, Wang Aiguo's face turned green directly. Sending a beast show, will this taste be too heavy?

"Brother, wait a minute, what kind of man and beast perform, what man and what beast, etc., can this beast choose by yourself?"

Wang Aiguo asked eagerly, but at this time, the warrior monk had already collapsed on the bed, unconscious.

Looking at the shape of the warrior monk, Wang Aiguo was suddenly surprised, Brother Wo, you sleep in seconds.

And at this time, Wang Aiguo's door was knocked, and when he heard the knock, Wang Aiguo instinctively nervous, this human and beast performance, no one will send the beast over, right?

it, is the crooked nut taste so heavy?

After hesitating again and again, Wang Aiguo still opened the door, but after opening the door, he saw Shen Long walking in with two lists.

"Oh, patriotic, this is the life insurance policy for you and the monk, you two take it by yourself, if there is any accident, this insurance policy can be claimed."

After receiving two insurance policies from Shen Long's hands, Wang Aiguo was speechless at that time.

How much did this monk drink? If you can listen to life insurance as a beast show, you are a dead pervert.

……

The night passed quickly, and the amount of alcohol that the warrior monk drank really improved, at least he didn't vomit.

And after the 2nd day, the influence of the warrior monk continued to expand, at least now the warrior monk walked in the rice ** camp, everyone knew him, and everyone greeted him.

Let's say here that the warrior monk is extremely recognizable, after all, there are really not many people who are covered in hair and resemble a chimpanzee.

With the warrior monk becoming famous in the rice ** camp, Wang Aiguo found that it was not completely without benefits.

At least now all the soldiers of the United States have a lot of respect for them, and they are all pleasant.

In this regard, Wang Aiguo also inquired, in fact, the soldiers of the United States are not particularly polite to the soldiers of other countries, only to the best people in China, the reason is also very simple, that is, 4 words, Chinese kung fu.

Thinking of this, Wang Aiguo inexplicably thought of the brother of the taekwondo black belt in his new barracks.

As soon as the taekwondo black belt brother entered the boot camp, he performed a 720-degree spin in the air and then kicked the bricks to pieces.

After that, even Grandpa Bi was polite when he saw him.

Until one day, this taekwondo brother met a man named a warrior monk, and then kicked him out 6 meters away with a casual kick.

Later, everyone found out that this thing was just a showcase.