Soon the people in the dormitory arrived, and only one person was left to the right.

When it was almost 5 o'clock, when Wang Aiguo and others were bragging about eating melon seeds in the dormitory, the right descender rushed back from the outside.

As soon as the right descendant came back, his face turned pale, and then without saying a word, he rushed to his cabinet, took a paper and rushed to the toilet.

After another 15 minutes or so, he returned to the dormitory with a haggard face.

Everyone looked at the right descendant with a bewildered expression.

"Brother, what's your situation?" Wang Aiguo asked a little puzzled.

Right descended and glanced at Wang Aiguo and said weakly: "Don't say it, I've been there for Fa Ge all day today." ”

"At Fa Ge's place, what's the matter, he forcibly ordered Kaiseru for you?" Wang Aiguo suddenly said with a frightened face.

Speaking of which, this is the only explanation, otherwise why did I have diarrhea after coming out of Fa Ge's office, wasn't this forcibly ordered Kaiselu?

Of course, the right descendant knows what Kasselu is, everyone is from that era, can you not know what this thing is?

But someone clicked on Kessel in a leader's room, do you think that sounds like words?

The right descendant took a deep look at Wang Aiguo and said helplessly: "Brother, fat brother, three hundred brothers, can we be a little more normal?" Is Fa Ge the one who would do such a thing? This is obviously not! ”

"Yes, then you are ......"

Right descended sighed and continued: "It's just a long story, this is the main reason, that is, before I left, Brother Fa poured me a cup of tea, and I started to have diarrhea after drinking a cup of tea from him.

Later, I learned that Fa Ge has been constipated recently, saying that the dishes in our cooking class are too hot, and he originally prepared some crotons and put them in the kitchen, but Zhang Sanmu took them out to cook the soup.

When this kind of thing happened, the eldest brother didn't dare to put croton in the kitchen anymore, so he bought something called rhubarb from outside and made tea to drink. ”

"Oh!" Everyone nodded.

However, after nodding, the warrior monk suddenly spoke again: "What, can anyone explain what rhubarb is?" ”

"You don't even know what rhubarb is, you!" The divine doctor scolded and shouted to the warrior monk.

"Rhubarb, also known as raw rhubarb, is a laxative thing, this thing can't be eaten more, just put a little bubble tea. Then again, you don't know anything and you dare to drink? The divine doctor said angrily to the right descendant.

Right descended with a wry smile, in fact, when he saw Fa Ge sneaking up on raw rhubarb, he thought it was something good, so he also asked for a cup, but he didn't expect this cup to drink, and he ran to the toilet more than a dozen times.

After explaining everything clearly, everyone was a little embarrassed, and the greedy temper of the right surrender really couldn't be changed.

And after listening to the words of the right descendant, the divine doctor let out a long sigh and said leisurely: "From the perspective of Chinese medicine, why do you need to use this kind of thing? Constipation, as long as you shoot the heavenly spirit cover ......"

As soon as he heard this, Wang Aiguo hurriedly interrupted: "Big brother, don't make trouble, shoot the Tianling cover, I almost smashed my Tianling cover that day, and it didn't work!" ”

The divine doctor felt a little unable to get off the stage on the spot, so he frowned and said, "That's because you didn't shoot it right, you don't have enough strength ......"

Before the divine doctor finished speaking, the warrior monk took a step forward and said coldly: "My TND bricks have broken several pieces, and it's useless!" ”

The divine doctor glanced at the warrior monk with a complicated expression, why are there so many people smashing the field these years?

After thinking about it for a moment, the divine doctor continued: "What's the use of you shooting with bricks? This thing has to be slapped with your hands, and it has to be done correctly, it has to be slapped on the Baihui acupoint of the Tianling Gai, you guys shoot like this, and that practice iron head skill, this is a fart? Who told you that the iron head function cures constipation! ”

After listening to the divine doctor's explanation, the warrior monk sneered and said, "It's useless, it's useless, can you not find so many excuses!" Could it be that if I shoot correctly, it will definitely work if I slap it the Baihui acupoint? ”

As he spoke, the warrior monk casually slapped his palm on the Baihui acupoint that descended to the right.

This blow was quite heavy, and everyone heard a crisp sound.

After the warrior monk slapped this palm, the whole person was stunned, he never thought that he would be slapped in a daze.

Originally, the divine doctor was just about to say a few words, but everyone heard a faint commotion from behind the right descendant.

Note that it's a rumble, not a crackle. Crackling is the release of sound, while screping is mostly a burst of liquid.

After the noise appeared, there was silence in the dormitory

After about four or five seconds, a foul smell began to waft through the dormitory.

Right Drop tears flowed down at that time.

"I'm really having diarrhea!!"

Warrior Monk: "......"

Divine Doctor: "......"

Everyone: "......"

Wang Aiguo: "Run!! ”

……

That day, the right fell in Wang Aiguo's dormitory, leaving a strong mark.

Although everyone deliberately avoided this topic, the matter of pulling a trouser pocket on the right still spread in the evening.

Perhaps this overly shocking relationship caused the rumor to spread farther and farther.

Even Li Cangmao later sent a message to ask Wang Aiguo, I heard that there are in your dormitory and they have been beaten out?

Seeing this information, Wang Aiguo wanted to block Li Cangmao for the first time.

Do you see that this is spoken in human terms?

And the right descendant on the side, he has been crying inside with his head covered since the afternoon, and he has not stopped crying until now.

The tears flowed, and the warrior monks in the lower bunks were almost holding umbrellas.

……

On the recruit's side, in addition to the prohibition of alcohol, there is also a ban on smoking.

Of course, the Empirical Order is relatively lenient compared to Prohibition.

A complete ban on smoking is unlikely, but smoking is generally not allowed in the building, and all smoking must be taken to the large toilet, which is the outdoor toilet.

This rule seems to have been implemented nationwide, and smoking is not allowed wherever there is a roof.

However, this rule is not easy to implement in Wang Aiguo's dormitory, after all, most people like to smoke in Wang Aiguo's dormitory.

Wang Aiguo himself doesn't smoke, and the warrior monk doesn't smoke either, and the two of them looked at everyone in the dormitory smoking, and they were all very emotional.

"I'm telling you, if you continue to smoke like this, you will die of lung cancer sooner or later!" Wang Aiguo said to them angrily.

After smoking, the doctor threw the cigarette butt into a jar, and then said leisurely, "Do you know why we often have cigarettes in our mouths?" ”

Wang Aiguo: "I don't know. ”

"That's all because you fart, it's deep!" Huang Gang on the side said angrily to Wang Aiguo.

Wang Aiguo: "......"

Is this the case?

……

This day passed, and Wang Aiguo's business was booming, but he also knew that the money would not last long, after all, the recruits were about to graduate.