Chapter 026: The First Male God of the Tang Dynasty
The appearance of the overlord aunt towel solves the problem that plagues women.
It completely stimulated their desire to buy.
Looking at the unusually hot sales scene in front of him, Li Xuanba couldn't keep his mouth shut.
And Li Aoxue, who was hiding in the corner, clenched her fists and stomped her feet angrily.
"This disciple has invented such a shameful thing!"
Li Aoxue gritted her teeth and muttered.
Especially when she saw Li Xuanba's smug expression, her heart felt as if she had been pierced by ten thousand arrows.
The humiliating picture of being stripped of her armor in public by Li Xuanba that day deeply stimulated her.
"No, we must not let this disciple get his wish!"
Li Aoxue made up her mind as she spoke.
I saw her jump onto the makeshift stage.
Her sudden appearance frightened Li Xuanba couldn't help but stir up.
"Could it be that the Ice and Snow Female General also needs the Overlord Aunt Towel?"
Li Xuanba looked Li Aoxue up and down, and said with a smile.
Today, Li Aoxue is wearing a white skirt, which is less heroic and sassy in the past, but a little more arrogant as a domineering female president.
"Don't believe this big liar!"
Li Aoxue shouted at the almost crazy woman in the audience.
Suddenly, everyone was slightly stunned.
Whose girl is this?
How dare you say that the emperor is a big liar?
"Aoxue, don't mess around!"
Wei Guogong Li Jing's wife shouted anxiously on the side.
"This disciple is a big liar, and this aunt's towel is useless at all."
At the mention of her aunt's towel, Li Aoxue's angry little cheeks climbed into a layer of redness.
"Hurry up and pull the young lady down."
Duchess Wei Guo said angrily trembling all over.
This is the emperor!
If you provoke him, won't you provoke death?
"I'm the female general of the Tang Dynasty Ice and Snow, don't you still believe my words?"
Li Aoxue saw that Li Xuanba did not refute, and immediately continued.
Then the group of Datang women in the audience reacted from their stunnedness.
"This girl is bold!"
"That is, she dared to say that the emperor was a liar."
"You see that the Duchess of Wei Guo is angry."
"It's miserable for the Patriotic Mansion now."
"Haven't you heard? The overlord stripped her armor in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion. ”
……
The group of Datang women in the audience were not in the mood to care about the authenticity of this aunt's towel, and there were many discussions about Li Aoxue in the audience.
Li Aoxue was directly dumbfounded.
Don't they have brains?
"These big-breasted, brainless stinky women!"
Li Aoxue stomped his foot angrily.
"Miss, go back quickly. If you anger Your Majesty, we will be beheaded all over the house! ”
Li Aoxue's personal maid reminded in a whisper on the side.
"The Son of Heaven is guilty of the same crime as the common people! Although he is noble in the world, he can't just take a rag to deceive us! ”
Li Aoxue turned her head and glanced at Li Xuanba, and said angrily.
Facing her annoyed and angry look, Li Xuanba immediately smiled.
"May I ask the Ice and Snow Female General, are you a woman? Do you bleed every month? Have you used our Overlord Aunt Towel? ”
Faced with Li Xuanba's series of questions, Li Aoxue was suddenly dumbfounded.
This kind of question, he even asked the exit? 、
I'm not pregnant, why don't I come?
It's shameless!
"Although I am noble in the world, I shed blood every month, which is a unique characteristic of your women. That's all I can do, to make you as comfortable as possible. ”
Li Xuanba let out a long sigh as he spoke.
Look at his helpless expression and listen to his sad voice.
These Datang women in the audience were instantly moved.
They suffer from bloodshed every month, but in this age of male superiority and inferiority, they are also sad.
Now that someone finally understands them, and they have brought such a caring aunt towel, how can they not be moved?
"Not long after the founding of the Tang Dynasty, the treasury was empty. In addition, the price of the silk used in this aunt's towel is really high, so the price is a little more expensive. ”
"But I promise that in the near future, I will definitely let me be a Tang woman, and everyone can use the aunt towel!"
As Li Xuanba's words fell, the audience immediately erupted in a burst of warm applause.
"Long live the new emperor!"
"Long live the new emperor!"
"Long live the new emperor!"
This group of Datang women, with red eyes, shouted loudly.
But when Li Aoxue heard it in her ears, it was like a pinprick.
She stood on the stage without a place to embarrass herself, and she longed to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Could it be that I really blame this disciple?
Could he really be a good emperor?
At this moment, Li Aoxue's hatred for Li Xuanba began to waver.
And at the same time, inside the Hanyuan Palace.
The ministers were furious.
"The king of a country, if you don't sit on the dragon chair, don't go to the early dynasty, what kind of system will you become!"
Wei Zheng said angrily.
"Our new emperor is really right."
The eldest grandson Wuji sighed and said helplessly.
"The king of a country, what kind of aunt towel to sell, what a national shame!"
Fang Xuanling said with a gloomy face.
"I think let's play together and depose this foolish emperor together!"
Du Ruhui proposed.
"Whether it is Li Shimin, the king of Qin, or Li Jiancheng, the crown prince, they are more suitable for this throne than this new emperor!"
Wei Chi Jingde opened his throat and said.
"The big black face is right, we can't watch the country we fought so hard and bury it in the hands of this overlord, right?"
Cheng Biting Jin scratched his ears and cheeks and said.
Immediately, everyone was talking.
Whether it is the cronies of King Qin or the power of the East Palace of the crown prince.
At this point they reached a united front.
That is to remove Li Xuanba from the throne of emperor!
"Youzhou Emergency! Youzhou Urgent! ”
Just as they were about to go to Emperor Li Yuan and depose Li Xuanba, there was a sudden shout outside.
"What's wrong with Youzhou?"
Li Jing, who is the secretary of the Ministry of War, snatched the military newspaper as he spoke.
"The Turks are coming, and Youzhou is in danger."
Li Jing trembled all over, and said with a dead face.
Hanyuan Palace, which was arguing endlessly just now, suddenly fell silent.
"Hurry up and tell Your Majesty."
"Your Majesty is still selling aunt towels!"
……
"I hope to be a good emperor in my own way."
Li Xuanba stretched out his hand to stop everyone's shouting, and said very seriously.
"You can definitely be a good emperor."
"You are now our good emperor!"
"Brother Emperor, I love you!"
In the face of such an approachable emperor, everyone completely let go, and shouted at Li Xuanba.
"At the Imperial Palace, I am the Emperor. Out of the palace gate, I like you to call me a bully! ”
Li Xuanba tidied up his hairstyle as he spoke, and put on a posture that he thought was very handsome.
"Overlord! Mighty and domineering! ”
"Overlord! I will give birth to a prince for you! ”
"Overlord! I'm going to make you a concubine! ”
"Overlord! I'm willing to make a cow and a horse for you! ”。
This group of Datang women was like crazy, shouting and rushing towards Li Xuanba.
I saw Li Xuanba's eyes slightly closed, looking very enjoyable.