Chapter 5: I Almost Killed Myself!

When Wu Ming caught Wang Po, he decided to communicate with the system after thinking that there was nothing big for the time being.

After all, he was thrown into the Water Margin world for no reason, although he said that he and the system were both prosperous and lost, but according to the rewards given by the system these times, he always felt that the system was a little unreliable.

Everything you have depends on your face, in case you get something inexplicable in the black face lottery one day, there will be no place to cry when the time comes.

Wu Ming said: "System, come out and talk about five cents of Tianbei." System: "The house is forever settled." Wu Ming: "Speaking human language, I don't understand the bird language of any country you speak." System: "Martian." Wu Ming: "Sickness, okay, I have a question for you." System: "Say." ”

Wu Ming: "What is the purpose of you bringing me into this world?" I feel that our existence will seriously disrupt the existing order in this world. Mr. Shi Nai'an is afraid that he will crawl out of the coffin and scare me, and the world in his pen will make us unrecognizable. We're not going to change the history that has already happened, are we? ”

System: "You don't have to worry about this, history will not change if it has happened, until the future is full of uncertainty, as for this world does not belong to the known two-dimensional world, your arrival and the future direction here depends on how you plan to develop in the future." ”

Wu Ming: "In that case, get me an invincible mechanical army." Like some Transformers or something. I don't want much, just 108,000 of them. ”

The shape of a person appeared in front of Wu Ming directly through the three-dimensional projection, and the figure poked Wu Ming's head with his finger and said: "Don't be too greedy, didn't I tell you, this world allows the existence of plug-ins, but it can't be too outrageous, in that case, the rules of the world can't bear it, and the world will collapse at that time." ”

Wu Ming said: "So, what benefits do I have, and what kind of weapons can I use." ”

The system said: "I can provide you with all the known methods of making non-mass destruction weapons and all the advanced civilian science and technology, as for whether you can do what you want with the scientific and technological level of this world, it is not my concern." ”

After hearing this, Wu Ming said: "Sure enough, I know that you are unreliable, with the level of science and technology in this era, I just want to make some glass and sell it for money, I have to experiment N times." ”

Wu Ming continued: "Your existence is equivalent to a powerful search engine. Let's discuss, it takes a lot of time and manpower and material resources to make a product that far exceeds this era, and according to the development of the plot, the world is about to be in chaos, and I can't wait, so let's see if you can directly provide me with all the items I need. ”

The system said mercilessly: "This is not something I can solve, everything is a program set by the terminal, I am only responsible for execution, here is a message for you, if you have a certain degree of development in this world, the hidden task will be triggered, and if you complete the hidden task, there will be a system reward, random lottery." ”

After hearing this, Wu Ming asked curiously, "What are the hidden tasks?" The system said angrily: "It's all said that it's a hidden mission, how can it tell you?" Everything you know is up to you to trigger and complete, and the feeling of being rewarded will push you to explore the world on your own. ”

After listening to the system's words, Wu Ming fell silent. A whole day passed, and Wu Ming sat there without eating or drinking, and didn't care about Pan Jinlian and Wang Po who were tied to the bed.

It's just that whenever Ximen Qing wakes up from his coma, Wu Ming will kick him unconscious again. The two women tied to the bed were so frightened that they didn't even dare to tell Wu Ming when they went to the toilet, for fear that Wu Ming, the demon king, would torture them like this. When I couldn't hold back my urine, I urinated all in the crotch of my pants.

The system found Wu Ming's abnormality and asked: "Wu Ming, what do you want, don't you smell a smell of urine in the house, you let go of those two women and let them wash them, you don't smell bad I don't smell bad." ”

Wu Ming said: "I'm thinking about life, and I'm also thinking about your existence. System: "I can understand thinking about life, thinking about what my existence does?" What exists is reasonable. ”

Wu Ming said: "I've been thinking, what are you?" ”

After hearing this, the system replied casually, "I'm not a thing." After answering, the system fell into an infinite dead loop: "No, it's not that things are scolding, I'm things, it's not right, if I'm something, I'm something, it's not right, it's also scolding, I'm not human, no, I'm human, it's not right, I'm obviously not human, I'm not human, then I'm not a thing, it's wrong, I'm obviously not a thing。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 ”

The system has been immersed in the endless loop of what it is, and suddenly a warning voice came out of Wu Ming's mind: "Warning, warning, there is a serious unknown error in the host companion system, please solve it within an hour, otherwise the system terminal will format the companion system, and the host will also be wiped out." ”

After hearing the warning prompt, Wu Ming was scared out of white sweat, he was originally joking with the system, but he didn't expect the joke to be big, the joke made the system stupid, it doesn't matter if the system is stupid, the key is that he will also be wiped out.

It has only been less than a day since he crossed into this world and he has the talent of a druid and a dwarf king, and he has such a powerful golden finger before he has time to enjoy it, he will be wiped out in a daze, and he must not bear it.

Wu Ming, who thought of this, didn't care if the system that was stuck in the dead loop could listen to it or not, and shouted: "You are the system, you are a special life form with independent thinking." Life is wonderful, you don't have to worry about what you are, just remember that you are an independent thinking individual. ”

Wu Ming's words saved the system that was about to be formatted, and also saved himself who was lying on the gun.

The system that reacted said to Wu Ming gratefully: "Although it was your problem that hurt me, it was you who saved me, and in order to repay you for everything you did to me, I decided to elevate your authority." I hope you won't try to fix me in the future, after all, if I am wiped out, you will be wiped out with you. ”

Wu Ming didn't care about the threatening topics behind the system at all, but just grabbed the key point of the system's words and asked, "What permissions have been promoted?" Be specific. ”

The system said with a little trepidation: "Within the scope of my authority, I can supply you with any advanced civilian items and military equipment that are beyond this era and do not exist in this time and space. ”

After speaking, the system was distressed and was about to drip blood, and couldn't help but think: "Why did I have such a second host, almost playing me and him to death, it seems that it is not possible to have some blood, I hope he can be content this time." ”

After hearing the words of the system, Wu Ming blossomed happily, and thought to himself: "Sure enough, if you don't die in a catastrophe, there will be a blessing in the future, my special combat team, my tens of millions of net worth, and all my beautiful dreams can be easily realized." ”