Chapter 114 [Riding a Turtle for a While]
"Using this thing as a mount?"
"Isn't that just letting me ride a turtle?"
"What the hell is your brain......
Li Yun felt the corners of his mouth twitch a little, and couldn't help but stare at Cheng Chumo with hatred, he secretly swore in his heart: "It's impossible to ride a turtle, it's impossible to ride a turtle in this life, let alone riding a turtle, I don't care if it's a bully." ”
He was gritting his teeth and swearing, and he heard two buzzing noises over there.
"Dominate and dominate!"
The voice came through the air, and it sounded like he was shouting 'Tyrant Tyrant', Li Yunden was stunned for a moment, and looked at the voice, only then was the old turtle swallowing the piglet in one bite, and seemed to be very excited and screamed twice.
How can a turtle bark?
And it sounds like shouting hegemony and hegemony? Is this how the turtle qualifies? Li Yun's face was stunned, and his face was full of astonishment.
Cheng Chumo suddenly sneaked in front of him.
This thing's eyes were obviously tinged with the color of middle two, but seeing that he kept rubbing his big hands, he smiled cheaply in his mouth, and said in a low voice: "Master, let's catch this thing, and take Ming'er to Chang'an City for a walk, which is guaranteed to attract thousands of empty alleys to watch......"
Li Yun was slightly stunned, and subconsciously glanced at Cheng Chumo.
I really can't see it, this thing still understands words.
The four words of 10,000 empty alleys are really appropriate.
"How about the master, do you want to catch it?"
Cheng Chumo saw Li Yun looking at him, and couldn't help but rub his big hands again.
Li Yun was a little moved in his heart, turned his head to look at the big turtle from afar, he examined the physique of the big turtle, and then recalled the scene of the big turtle playing with the boulder, and muttered: "This turtle has infinite strength, I'm afraid it will be difficult to catch it with bare hands, a few of you hurry back and call someone, let everyone get more rope fishing nets to come over......"
Speaking of this, he thought for a moment, and then said: "Lift my hammer again, maybe I have a chance to sneak up on it, if I can rush over, I can stun it with two hammers." ”
Cheng Chumo was suddenly overjoyed, and hurriedly nodded and said, "Don't worry, master, I'll go back and call someone immediately." ”
The second stunned man was just about to turn around and run, but he was dragged by Li Chongyi, but seeing Li Chongyi's solemn face, he hummed and chirped: "As a great disciple of the mountain, you should always lead by example......
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Li Yun, and then said: "Master, don't listen to Cheng Chu's silent instigation, we are famous in the world, and we must be able to obey the turtle with virtue." And when the apprentice comes forward and has a long talk with this turtle brother, I have a three-inch tongue that is not rotten, and I promise to let it obediently obey the door......"
The words of Wen Xuan Crepe sounded extremely strange, and several biaozi listened with straight eyes, and Li Yun was also a little dumbfounded.
But Li Chongyi was unconscious, but thought that his remarks had convinced everyone.
The thing was immediately complacent, and suddenly burst out laughing, but because of the suddenness of the action, everyone could not stop it.
But seeing him laughing and running wildly, he kept shouting in his mouth, and shouted: "Brother Turtle, I am the son of the king of Hejian County, and I like to serve ......turtles with virtue the most in my life."
Unfortunately, before the words fell, the turtle was already alarmed.
Everyone suddenly felt a huge tremor under their feet, and saw the turtle raise its paws and press it heavily on the ground, as if the sky was shaking, and the sand and gravel were rolling on the riverside.
Li Chongyi groaned while running wildly, and he didn't know whether he was shocked or frightened.
Fortunately, the turtle seemed to be very timid, and did not trample on Li Chongyi after the huge earthquake, but turned around instantly, and the turtle's claws moved rapidly, but when he heard a loud rumbling sound, the big turtle rushed directly into the Weishui.
The degree of escape was ridiculously fast.
From turning around to rushing into the Wei River, there were only one or two respites before and after, several biaozi were dumbfounded, and Li Yun was also dumbfounded......
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After a long time passed, Cheng Chumo was stunned and spoke, his tone was clearly shocked, and he muttered: "Master, am I dreaming?" The tortoise charges more fiercely than the horse? ”
"Of course, turtles and turtles run very fast......"
Before Li Yun could speak, a crisp voice suddenly sounded next to him.
The person who spoke was Xiao Bao'er, only to hear her continue: "My family used to live by the river, and I often saw turtles and turtles and turtles crawling to the shore to dry their covers. ”
Cheng Chumo was so surprised that he couldn't help but grab Bao'er's arm and said hurriedly: "Really? Why haven't I heard of it? ”
Bao'er was a little angry, shook off his arm vigorously, and said loudly, "Do you think I'm lying?" ”
Suddenly, he stretched out his hand and pointed at the children present, and said angrily: "I don't believe you, ask them, is the turtle running fast?" ”
Cheng Chu looked at the children dumbly.
As a result, the children gossiped, and all they said was that the turtle ran fast.
One of the children also lifted his trouser leg to show Cheng Chumo, pointed to a scar on the knee of his calf, and said: "This is when I fell and fell when I was chasing a turtle, I was chasing a small turtle, but it was faster than me." ”
Cheng Chumo scratched his head, his face full of confusion.
The second stunned felt that his perception of life had been subverted.
He is the eldest son of a national government, and his knowledge is not as good as that of a group of children.
At this time, Li Yun suddenly remembered that he also had the memory of chasing soft-shelled turtles by the river when he was a child, and the soft-shelled turtles and turtles did run very fast, and they fled even more fiercely than rabbits when they were frightened.
Most of the people in later generations have been deceived by the tortoise and rabbit race, and subconsciously think that soft-shelled turtles and the like crawl very slowly, but in fact, this thing runs up to the degree of flying. (If readers don't believe it, you can do it yourself, there is a video as proof, and the thief is fast, which is guaranteed to subvert your cognition.) )
Li Yun stared directly at the Wei River rolling in the waves, and muttered: "I suddenly feel that there is nothing wrong with riding a turtle......
If this thing can be captured and domesticated, it can be used as a mount and become a battlefield tank.
Let's not say that the strength of this turtle is infinite, just say that the tortoise shell is thick and scary, and it is guaranteed that it is not afraid of bows and arrows on the battlefield, and it is estimated that it is difficult to hurt the knife and axe.
Such a natural defensive power, no war horse can compare, the war horse is easy to be killed by the enemy's cold arrows, this turtle even if it lies in place and does not move, I am afraid it will not be able to shoot to death.
The main thing is that the tortoise shell is surrounded by hideous bone spurs, which can sweep everything if it were to charge.
For some reason, Li Yun had a desire in his heart, he wanted to catch this turtle and then domesticate it into a mount.
This thought seems to have been rooted and hidden in my heart for a long time, and as soon as it appears, I can no longer restrain my patience, as if I have been instilling in myself since ancient times, you should ride a turtle, you should ride a turtle......
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"Catch!"
Li Yun suddenly spit out a word viciously, startling a few biaozi around him first.
At this moment, I suddenly saw the waves rolling in the Weishui, and the big turtle that escaped into the river actually showed its head and looked at the shore with a strange cry of 'tyrant and bully'.
Cheng Chumo finally got smarter, and suddenly pointed to the carcasses of the little pigs next to the boulder, and said hurriedly: "Master, look, this turtle seems to be nostalgic for its food." ”
Li Yun's eyes suddenly flashed, and he suddenly turned around and retreated, and at the same time he let out a low cry in his mouth, and said in the same hurry: "Let's go quickly, find a place to hide, this turtle is nostalgic for food, and it will inevitably come ashore again." ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then felt that this was reasonable, and the five biaozi led the children to retreat continuously, all the way down the river bank to the bushes.
Li Yunmao squatted behind the bushes, lowered his voice and said, "A few of you hurry back, call for helpers to get more ropes and the like, and then lift my hammer over, and then maybe you will have to use some hard means." ”
Hard-working?
That's just smashing ......
Cheng Chumo nodded hurriedly, but Li Chongyi couldn't help but say a word, very dissatisfied: "Master, remember to subdue the turtle with virtue." ”
Li Yun glared at him fiercely.
But Li Chongyi still hummed and chirped, saying that it was best to subdue the turtle with virtue.
In the end, Cheng Chumo dragged him away, and the five biaozi quietly retreated.
After a short time, he came back again, followed by dozens of strong men, all carrying a bundle of ropes, and five biaozi personally carrying Li Yun's sledgehammer, carefully hiding behind the bushes again.
Everyone held their breath and stared at the Wei River.
This time, after waiting for two hours, I finally saw the river rolling again, and the big turtle slowly showed its head and slowly crawled to the shore to peep.
Li Yun took a deep breath and secretly gestured to everyone, Cheng Chumo and the others nodded quietly, and led the strong men to creep on tiptoe.
Li Yun picked up two hammers and outflanked them from the other side along the riverbank.
After the big turtle came ashore, the target went straight to the piglet's carcass next to the boulder, it showed its speed again, its paws fluctuated several times before it reached the edge of the stone, opened its mouth and picked up a little pig, raised its neck and swallowed it directly, and then came out of its mouth 'Ba Xia Ba Xia' sound, which sounded obviously very excited.
The turtle croaked twice, swallowed a few more piglets, seemed to become satisfied, and lay lazily on the spot.
"That's ...... time"
Li Yun's eyes were shining, and he suddenly roared, and on the other side, Cheng Chumo and the others rushed up, and dozens of ropes were thrown over.
This action was as fast as a rabbit, and the big turtle was frightened and made a domineering sound, but it still repeated its old tricks, raising its claws and smashing it on the ground.
It's a pity that everyone has been prepared this time, and rushed directly to the side, the five biaozi are very fierce, holding the rope and jumping up to tie it, because there are bone spurs around the tortoise shell, so the rope is wrapped around a strong one.
The big turtle was even more frightened, and suddenly turned its head and ran wildly, and the five biaozi roared wildly, and struggled to hold on to the rope, but the big turtle was so strong that all five biaozi were dragged to the ground by it.
It was at this time that Li Yun finally ran to the ground, and without saying a word, the giant hammer was smashed, but when he heard a loud bang, the big turtle and the earth trembled at the same time.
originally thought that a hammer could smash the big turtle unconscious, but it didn't work at all, but the big turtle was even more frightened when it was smashed, and continued to rush wildly.
Cheng Chumo and the others were dragged to a staggering position, seven or eight strong men's palms were ground out of blood by ropes, and many people worked together, but they couldn't even drag a big turtle.
Li Yun hurriedly threw down the hammer, chased after him and grabbed five ropes at the same time, and then looked up to the sky and roared, shouting: "Let's compare, who is more powerful, come, pull out the mountain, the air is overwhelming, stop me ......"
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