105. [Explosion 3] Shameless farce
The day's meeting ended with the following questions and answers. It can be seen that the little emperor Zhu Yijun is very interested in my experience abroad. There was even a feeling that the more I was deviant, the more supportive he became.
I attribute this psychology to pseudoadolescent rebellious syndrome under long-term repression.
Don't look at this child who is more than 19 years old and almost 20 years old, but due to the dual strict management of his mother and master for a long time, or under the oppression, there is a violent hedge between his strong psychological self-identity and the helpless reality, which leads to his emotional judgment of problems, and there is a strong tendency of others to deny and self-affirm.
He longs to be recognized, to be domineering and commanding. But the reality is that there is no way to do anything. And then he became more and more rebellious, and the more you let me do it, the less I did.
It's like in winter, a mother says to her child, "Quickly put on cotton pants, it's cold." β
The child said, "I won't!" I just like to be cold! β
The mother said again: "Silly boy is obedient! β
The child said, "I will not be obedient!" β
Mother: "Okay! You cow! Don't wear it! β
Child: "Why don't you say I won't wear it!" I'll wear it now! What's wrong! β
Mother: "......"
However, the child is willful and suffers from the family, and the emperor is willful, but he suffers from the whole country. In my opinion, Zhu Yijun is a typical product of frustration education failure. Later, he did not go to court for 30 years, probably for this reason.
Of course, having said that, encouraging education is not necessarily easy for him, so Qiangming, who enjoys a high position in the world and stands at the top of the food chain, gradually declines until he dies, which is directly related to Zhu Yijun's personal incompetence, or rather, cause and effect.
This is the so-called soldier bear, will bear a nest. But what does that have to do with me? I'm putting on a show with my life right now. When I'm done performing these scenes, you'll be up to you to play the rest behind closed doors! I'm not going to wait, sir!
Along the way, I couldn't help sneering in my heart, and took me back to Wenhai Pavilion, where I immediately called a meeting of my cronies to arrange the next step. There is a way that people who have no long-term worries must have near-term worries, and I will never be such a stupid person.
The route of the retreat was already arranged, but in order to be sure, for example, in case the original route was blocked, we had to have a new route. After research, the waterway was arranged in Tianjin Wei or Yantai Port; Land...... I don't want to go overland unless I have to, but if I need to, I'll go straight out of Juyong Pass and go north.
Alas, at the critical moment, I still think of my closest friend, Ye Sizhong. This is really a living multiple friends and multiple roads!
The mainland business, including Qingyuge, has been done on a large scale at present, and it is a pity to abandon it directly, so in the previous stage, before I went to Liaodong, I arranged for Lan, Qinglian and Yuhe to plan in many ways and transfer all the business out.
Of course, it is actually my capital that takes over, but it is just the name of Jin Shang or Liao Shang on my back, and this golden cicada shell is still Lakshen's idea! What a good guy to do!
I don't care what the business name is, anyway, I don't write the last name, do I?
In terms of equipment, not to mention the horses, they are all excellent steppe horses. The ships were reinforced and repaired together by Arashi and Halleha, and the firepower was strengthened, so that we could cope with various situations at sea and on the road.
In terms of personnel, since the relatives have already been transferred, there are no more people in Daming who need to be transferred. The existing people, except for Qiao Hansheng, Qinglian, Yuhe, and other faces, or cronies with self-protection ability, such as No Regrets, Nine Ghosts Masataka, and Kite, all other familiar faces are rotated with the newly cultivated people from Ishikawa Goemon, so as to improve the success rate of the next transfer.
After all, it's ugly to ask Haige that all the people ran away, isn't it?
Speaking of which, in the final analysis, the only thing I can't rest assured of, I feel ashamed, I do feel that there is something I can't face, just one person - Li Huamei.
What shall I say? Dear, because of the needs of the plot, I sang a double reed with my second uncle, and I stopped talking after singing? Would you like to come along?
Or: Hua Mei, I lied to you before, I have to leave, I owe you in this life, and I will definitely pay you back in the next life?
My mind was a mess, I didn't know how to deal with this fiancΓ©e, tossing and turning all night, and the next morning I woke up dizzy, but I still couldn't get the point.
However, reality didn't give me much time to think about this and that, the trees wanted to be quiet and the wind didn't stop!
At noon the next day, someone from the Inspectorate suddenly came with paperwork and asked me to go. I wondered, what kind of fuss is this? Do you want to take a statement? This attitude does not look like facing the plaintiff, but rather to the defendant!
I arranged it, and then I went out with no regrets and nine ghosts and filial piety, thinking about various possibilities along the way. What is it? Could it be...... What happened?
Anyway, I didn't know the essentials, so I arrived at the Inspectorate, and I was greeted by Wang Senke, the right capital of the Inspectorate. The man in his forties had a grim face, bowed his hand when he saw me, and after the salute, let me sit across the table.
The table was two feet wide and three feet long, cold and hard, unable to be pushed, as if it were set on the ground, and the corners of the table were polished and had no edges and corners. My heart speaks, this is not the place to record confessions, but like a torture room!
A name popped into my mind: "Meditation Pavilion". Tsk, is it such an honor that I have enjoyed this kind of treatment only in this life? I'm fearless, I'm right here, see what you have to do!
So I didn't talk nonsense, and asked bluntly: "Lord Wang, I don't know if you have any advice for calling this official?" β
Wang Senke arched his hand and said, "Lord Sun, I personally admire you very much. However, yesterday afternoon and early this morning, the Inspectorate alone received 62 letters of accusation exposing your various faults. This matter has been reported, and the holy will is that you will make new contributions, treat the heroes, even if there are minor mistakes, don't be too public, and first communicate with a small area to understand the situation. β
As he spoke, there was already a faint impatience in his tone.
I let out a long "oh". Nodding, smacking his lips and scratching his ears, Fang smiled and asked, "I don't know what to play with me?" Lord Wang may tell you? β
Wang Senke nodded and said, "I just asked you to make an explanation, so naturally I want you to know one by one." β
I nodded, "Yes! Very good, let's talk about it first! He still had a polite but embarrassed smile on his face.
Wang Sen could see that I didn't care, so "Bang" pulled out a stack of letters from under the table and threw them on the table. When I looked at it, it was not bad! So many accusations in less than a day! Sure enough, it's professional! Admire! Admire!
I guess this idea should have been Zhang Siwei's idea, but a group of capable people are indispensable to help, and there should be a team running this matter!
So I pointed to the letters, looked up and asked with a smile, "Speaking of which, Lord Wang, do you have any rules?" Can I take a look at these things? β
Wang Senke said in a somewhat cold tone: "In principle, it is not allowed, but there is an explanation above, saying that Lord Sun, you are an exception, you can refer to it on the spot, so as to facilitate explanations." β
I smiled and nodded: "Such a special kindness, Sun is deserved, then I will watch it!" There was sarcasm in his tone.
Wang Senke nodded, ignoring my attitude, I must have seen a lot. I just motioned for the other servants to look at me, and I went next door.
I smiled, picked up a letter casually, opened it casually, and looked at it, well, it was Yan Junwang, the left Shaoqing of Honglu Temple, who participated in me, let me see what to say......
Nani? Gathering crowds*, it is immoral! The time is the autumn of the ninth year of Wanli, and the location is the brilliant lights outside the west gate of Jizhou?
Oops, I bought a watch last year! Last fall...... Was it okay for me to land in Qingzhang, Shandong last fall? This rumor is too untechnical! Okay, okay! Count you ruthless! Such a nonsensical basin has been buckled on my head!
You wait! I'll put it first, and I'll read the next one first.
This letter was written by He Kun, a member of the ministry, and it was written by Hey Li! The content is...... Shameless, fraudulent academic qualifications? Good boy! What does this mean? Let me see...... Oh, last year, I wrote to the emperor in a memoir, "Qi Dudu often criticizes me, and Xuefu Wuche has nothing to do with me."
This is a thank you chapter to the emperor for my promotion after clearing the land last year. I wanted to say that Qi Dudu often blamed me for not getting a fame, and I was very ashamed to be such a big official. But no matter how you say it, I can't say it well, so I wrote such a sentence to express my modesty.
However, since in ancient times, whether it was writing letters or anything, it was from top to bottom, without punctuation, this sentence was written as "Qi Dudu often criticizes me for learning rich and five cars has nothing to do with me". It's quite tiring to read in one go.
But looking at what He Kun meant, he cut this sentence into "Qi Dudu often criticizes me for being rich and five cars, and it has nothing to do with me"!
Me: "......"
Who the hell is brazen!? He Kun, you stand up, I promise not to kill you!
Another example is that I am corrupt and pervert the law, that I am a deceitful king, that I peeked at a nun taking a bath, that I saw an old woman crossing the street and did not help me, in short, a proper sixty-two letters of accusation, and a wide table.
After reading it, I laughed and laughed. All right! If you offend anyone, you can't offend cultural people. It's no wonder that the ancient emperors liked to engage in literary prisons and do things like to burn books and pit Confucianism, and I also have this heart at this moment......
If nothing else, if I follow the above statement, I am afraid that I will be a heinous sinner alive! Even if I die ten times, and ten more times, I will not be able to cleanse myself of the sins of this body!
Wang Sen didn't know when he had returned to the house, and when he saw that I had finished reading the letter, he took out a pen and paper and said, "Okay! Lord Sun, now please explain them one by one! It is easy to report after the official records. β
After speaking, he looked at me and said with a strange smile: "Be lenient in confession and strict in resistance!" Lord Sun. β
I said in my heart, only stupid people believe your nonsense, confess leniently, and sit through the prison; Resist strictness and go home for the New Year! Stop fooling you, okay?
So I cleared my throat and said, "Well, listen! Is it Lord Wang, are you here to record? β
Wang Senke sat upright, ready to drop the ink, nodded when he heard me, and looked at me with a serious face.
I glanced at him and said, "Enlighten the saint!" He bowed down for the minister Sun Qilan and reported: Recently, 62 officials in Beijing have falsely accused Yu Chen! Considering the overall situation, the minister didn't want to make trouble, but in view of the fact that this matter happened in Beijing, if he didn't stop such unhealthy trends, it would definitely affect the stability of the dynasty, and it would also violate the name of the saint! Therefore: the minister now accuses these sixty-two people of false accusations! Please send the Holy Admiral and other traitors to the three divisions, and look forward to a strict trial! Ministers and grandsons Qilan thank the emperor! β
When I said a word, Wang Forest remembered a sentence, and when he remembered the sentence "suing these sixty-two people", Wang Sen was so frightened that his pen fell! He looked at me with his mouth wide open, and said for a while: "Sun ...... Master Sun, do you want to sue these sixty-two people for false accusations? As he spoke, sweat was already dripping from his forehead.
He has worked in the Inspectorate for so many years, and he has seen people crying, making trouble, and not talking, but he has never seen me like this, and he violently sued 62 plaintiffs!
I looked strange and asked in surprise, "Yes! Is it not allowed by law? β
Wang Senke wiped the sweat from his forehead, fixed his body, and said in a helpless whisper: "It stands to reason that there is no prohibition to say that you can't tell too much, but ...... But that's too much! Lord Sun! You're dealing with sixty-two officials! β
I said unhappily: "But what but! What I say about you, how do you write! There is a word disagreement with what I wrote, and I sue you for tampering with the transcript and having no other intentions! "You must not be cowardly with this kind of jackal, otherwise you will only swallow you bite by bite, and there will be no bones left!
Wang Senke was choked by me and couldn't speak, glared at me, quickly thought about making up what I just said, thought about it, added a few more strokes, and then showed it to me, and asked, "Lord Sun, what the lower official recorded is no different from what you said, right?" β
I glanced at it, anyway, it's a seven-seven-eighty-eight, some words are still modified, but I also have no intention of inking with him, this is destined to be a fruitless thing, so I smiled: "Slightly different!" Never mind! Let's do it first, and if there's anything wrong, I'll talk to you at any time! You won't be able to run anywhere anyway! β
Wang Senke: "......"
Who the hell is being interrogated?! This is the widow making machine Sun Qilan? Sure enough, it lives up to its name! After looking down and thinking about it, he raised his head again and asked, "Lord Sun, do you really want to give this explanation to the Holy Lord?" β
I stood up and asked, "yes! Isn't it allowed? β
Wang Senke: "......." Master Sun go slowly! I don't send it! At this point, he really didn't want to say a word to me, he just wanted me to leave quickly. If he could, he would never want to see me again!
Out of the Inspectorate, I let out a long breath. It's boring! A huge imperial court, the imperial officials of the Tang and Tang Dynasties, attack each other every day for the sake of interests and gangs! With so much spirit, isn't it good to do something serious?
No wonder Da Ming is terminally ill, this is the periodic law that can't be avoided!
What is the future of such a court? Civilian politics, ridiculous! Amusing! Amusing!