The destruction of the family is forever extinguished?

This was a bit strange, and Li Shimin was obviously in deep thought. After a long time, the emperor still didn't seem to be able to figure it out, and suddenly said, "I don't believe it! ”

I don't believe it!

It was only three words, but the tone was overbearing, but listening to this eloquent emperor slowly speak, he said in a deep voice: "If it had been a few years ago, the family would indeed be a behemoth, with the power to influence the pattern of the world, and at that time, if someone told me that the family would never be destroyed, I would have the same helplessness......

"But it's different now, isn't it?" Li Yun smiled lightly and said the following words on behalf of the emperor.

"Not bad!" Li Shimin's eyes flashed, and his eyes said calmly: "Today is different from the past, there is always a reincarnation in the world, and there is an ancient saying among the people, the so-called thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi......"

Poof!

Li Yun suddenly laughed, and said with a strange expression: "Your Majesty, don't say don't bully the young man to be poor!" ”

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and said with an inexplicable face: "What do I say don't bully young people for?" What I'm talking about is the rotation of feng shui. ”

"That's fine!" Li Yun's face was still strange.

Li Shimin looked at him in confusion for a long time, and finally attributed it to the fact that this nephew was guilty of hysteria again, but the emperor didn't know that this sentence had become a rotten thing in later generations.

"Your Majesty!" Li Yun suddenly spoke again, with some indescribable ridicule in his voice, and said: "You can remember, don't say don't bully young people poor in the future, otherwise, hehe!" ”

"What the hell are you laughing at?" Li Shimin frowned, very displeased with his nephew's inexplicability.

Li Yun looked at him with a strange face, and suddenly said without a head and a brain: "The Sky crew left overnight, bought a standing ticket, and scolded when they left, saying that our Datang No. 1 ruthless crew is not a good bird......"

"What do you mean?" Li Shimin's eyes were straight, obviously he didn't understand what Li Yun said.

"Hahahaha!"

Li Yun smiled happily, waved his hand again and again, and said: "It's nothing, it's nothing, my nephew is just joking to you, the weather is too hot, people are easy to get scorched, our uncle and nephew sit in the car and play right, my nephew is afraid that your hot boredom will trouble me." So deliberately tell a joke to ease the awkward atmosphere. ”

"The relief of the fart, I can't understand a word!" Li Shimin glared at him and scolded: "You are not allowed to say these strange things again in the future." ”

Li Yun smiled and nodded.

The emperor suddenly hesitated, leaned his head forward curiously, blinked his eyes and asked, "What is the crew?" What is a standing ticket? ”

"Ugh!"

Li Yun's face was suddenly full of strangeness, and he wanted to slap himself hard.

He pondered hard for a long time, and finally explained paradoxically: "The crew, that is, the acting group, stands for the ticket, but the people in the car can't afford to buy seats." ”

"It turned out to be a bunch of actors!"

Li Shimin's face was suddenly full of disdain, and he solemnly told him: "You are the prince of Bohai and the guardian of the royal family, you don't want to play tricks, even if you act well, you will lose the face of the royal family, just now you said that the first ruthless crew of the Tang Dynasty, this kind of thing is not allowed to be said again in the future, if you really like acting, you can raise some servants in the mansion ......"

Li Yun scratched his head and said stupidly: "My nephew is joking with you!" ”

"It's not a joke!"

Li Shimin's eyes widened again, and he scolded: "You are about to build a country and ascend the throne, and from now on you will be the lord of the Bohai Sea, and you are about to get married, start a business and start a family, you should continue to be cautious in your words and deeds in the future, and you must not be crazy like a child." ”

"Got it, got it!"

Li Yun rolled his eyes helplessly, and said stupidly again: "It's more verbose than my second aunt." ”

Li Shimin's angry face was bulging.

The two uncles and nephews were obviously playing against the government, but they chatted directly to the building after a short time, but they didn't know that there were two old guys squatting on the top of the Son of Heaven's car and eavesdropping......

In the frame of the Son of Heaven, Li Yun was still muttering, Li Shimin disliked him for being verbose, suddenly raised his hand and slapped him on the head, and scolded: "Obediently play with me, don't mess around, by the way, where did I just say?" ”

"You said that thirty years in the east of the river and thirty years in the west of the river!" Li Yun's eyes rolled, and then he smiled and said, "Don't bully the young man to be poor." ”

"Yes, don't bully the poor boy!" Li Shimin was really led to a crooked rhythm, nodded and even looked solemn, and suddenly reacted to being brushed by his nephew, and suddenly became angry and said like thunder: "Don't bully the young man to be poor, what Lao Tzu said is that feng shui turns in turns......"

Pity him for being an emperor, but Li Yun was so angry that he swore words, and he didn't even say anything, but directly said Lao Tzu.

Li Yun saw that he was really angry, so he hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to be obedient, but he smiled with disdain in his heart, and said secretly: "What about the emperor, I don't understand joking." ”

Li Shimin's chest rose and fell sharply a few times, and then he could barely suppress his anger, and snorted coldly: "What a behemoth the wealthy family was at the beginning, the royal families of all dynasties and dynasties have all worked hard to reduce the family, and I also follow the example of my ancestors, it is useless to regret it......"

After a pause, he said with emotion: "The family is too big, they have a hair and move the whole body, they have a pen and a knife and tongue, and ninety percent of the world's scholars come from the door, even if they are not out of their door, they must be recommended for ......"

"So the emperors of all dynasties can't do anything about them, right?" Li Yun spoke softly on the side.

"Not bad!" Li Shimin's eyes were clear, and he said in a deep voice: "The family colludes with each other, forms a body of interests, moves one, provokes a group, if it is a tough killing, it will provoke a group to attack, the royal family is not afraid of a group attack, because the royal family can sit in the world by strength, what the royal family is really afraid of is killing the family and no one will govern the world." ”

Saying that, he sighed softly, and said if he was powerless: "If there is no one in the world to govern, the people will inevitably suffer, once the people can't live, how simple it is to overthrow the court, the royal family, hehe, the royal family is the family of the dead country in a blink of an eye." ”

Li Yun nodded, and said with sincere admiration: "The second master is worthy of being the Emperor of the Ages, and this kind of thing is not said by ordinary emperors." ”

"Bullshit!" Li Shimin glared at him and scolded: "Now it's only the two of us here, you don't have to fool me with good words." What kind words haven't I heard? Your ability to make sycophants is far worse than those courtiers. ”

Li Yun couldn't cry or laugh, and explained again and again: "Nephew, I am sincere. ”

Li Shimin snorted, and said loudly: "Then you can be regarded as from the heart, and I will reluctantly accept your compliment." ”

When the emperor said this, his tone was actually very pleased, not only very pleased, but even a little proud, Li Yun clearly saw the corners of the emperor's eyebrows raised, obviously a little complacent in his heart.

But seeing Li Shimin suddenly opened his mouth and said: "The family is huge, there was originally a kind of helplessness that the tail is too big to fall, looking at the emperors of all dynasties, it is impossible to help the huge family, I used to be the same, but now it is different......"

Speaking of this, he paused for a moment, and his tone suddenly became proud, and said: "The so-called feng shui takes turns, and next year it will come to my house, whether it is me or the family, we didn't expect that just a few years have passed, and the pattern of the world has completely changed." ”

Speaking of this, he paused again, and turned his gaze to Li Yundao: "Since you appeared in Chang'an, you can be regarded as a newcomer, I originally thought that you were just a pearl of the Li family's royal family, and the wealthy family also thought that you would honestly enjoy the glory and wealth, but unfortunately we didn't expect that your appearance was not a new appearance at all." ”

Li Yun's eyes straightened when he heard this, and he subconsciously said: "It's not an up-and-coming, that's where is it?" Nephew, I'm never naked......"

Burst!

Li Shimin burst out laughing, obviously amused by his nephew's appearance.

The emperor glanced at him with a little dissatisfaction, but his tone became kind, and even sounded a kind of arrogance, and he said very arrogantly: "If you use the words of those scholars, your appearance is clearly out of nowhere......

After speaking, it seemed that he didn't feel strong enough, the emperor thought for a while and then said: "Born out of nowhere, rampant, horizontal knife immediately, sweeping Liuhe!" ”

As he spoke, the emperor suddenly stretched out his two hands, made an exaggerated encompassing motion, and said, "The Li royal family has you, and the Tang Dynasty can own the world, so I and the family both think that your appearance seven years ago was born out of nowhere." ”

"It's okay, it's okay!"

Li Yun stretched out his hand to wipe his sweat, and said with a strange face: "My nephew saw you with a serious face just now, and I almost thought that you wanted to say that I was a forehead......"

This was originally a meme of the Internet in later generations.

But Li Shimin was slightly stunned when he heard it.

The emperor suddenly looked Li Yun up and down for some reason, and after a long time passed, the emperor said solemnly: "The person who has a magnificent forehead is not an emperor or a king, but he is born to know it, and he has never thought about it in this regard before, and after you said it, I suddenly found that it was very suitable, stinky boy, you really have a magnificent forehead......

Li Yun was dumbfounded.

He felt that the emperor's comment was too exaggerated.

What do you mean?

That's a saint who can give birth to one in 500 years.

Is he Li Yun a saint?

No!

He's just an unlucky traverser, and in his last life, he was a lowwriter on the Internet who was laughed at three times.

But seeing Li Shimin's strange face, he suddenly said with emotion: "Weishui catches fish, stone salt is detoxified, the Yellow River fights, the world is spreading, and then sits in Fanyang, establishes a trading center, and uses three years to uproot Hebei Province from poverty, and then floats out of the customs, starting from scratch again, outside the customs is a barren land, and the prisoners are too desolate, but you have changed a lot in a year, and millions of barbarians regard you as a great patriarch......"

The emperor suddenly looked at Li Yun, and said with a strange gaze: "I don't know if I don't mention it, I was shocked when I mentioned it, I didn't expect you to do so many things, isn't this a saint with a strong forehead?" ”

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