Chapter 64: Protector Xu Niu
When people are old, their legs and feet are not very dexterous, even if they are supported by a maid, the old lady walks slowly, Xu Deshan is not in a hurry, he follows the old lady, and tells two jokes when he has nothing to do, or the embarrassment of Xu Zheng, Xu Jing and Xu Ling, and it is not boring along the way, and it doesn't take long to arrive at Xu Niu's house.
Now Xu Niu's family is a lot more generous than before, before Xu Niu was idle, neither went to the field to farm, nor went out to do business, that is, Xu Niu's family still has some savings, this year is tight, hungry and full, not to mention others. But now it's different, Xu Deshan didn't notice when, Xu Niu's house has been renovated and expanded, the yard is also wide and flat, the tall door opening, almost about to catch up with Xu's house, two big red wooden doors, lacquered and shiny, Xu Niu's daughter-in-law is standing at the door, according to the door frame, looking around.
Far away, the daughter-in-law of the Xu family saw the old lady coming, her face suddenly smiled like a flower, "eh", walked over, hugged the old lady in person, and said: "You are late today, fortunately I left a place for you in front of Maitreya Buddha, otherwise Maitreya Buddha will see you late, it will be to blame you for not being pious." ”
The old lady hurriedly said: "Thank you, thank you, you can't let the Buddha see it, well, then my eggs today ......"
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family said with a smile: "Yes, yes, yes, you are late today, and you don't have your share, but who are you, our old birthday star, you can't live without you, I'll take it for you, don't let others see it." ”
At this time, the daughter-in-law of the Xu family just saw Xu Deshan behind the old lady, and was stunned for a moment, the daughter-in-law of the Xu family naturally knew Xu Deshan, but she really didn't expect Xu Deshan to come to her here today, and subconsciously looked back at the door of her house.
Now Xu Deshan is definitely the most famous person in the county, Xu Deshan is talented and intelligent, and the county governor is called a brother and brother, and Hebei Road pacifies the envoy on an equal footing, and in the community, his most famous deeds are that there are nine days of Xuannu teaching the book of heaven at night, speaking of which is also half a fairy, which is a little embarrassing, you see, Xu Deshan is also a fairy, Maitreya Buddha is also a fairy, if this is after meeting, who is big and who is small, it is difficult to say clearly, isn't it a little embarrassing.
The smile on the daughter-in-law of the Xu family stiffened a lot, and she asked, "Old lady, why did the little boy come with you today?" ”
The old lady grabbed Xu Deshan and said, "This kid, he was disrespectful to the Buddha yesterday, and I asked him to kowtow to the Buddha in person to apologize." ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family looked even more ugly, Xu Deshan stepped forward and said: "Auntie, I was confused yesterday, and I blasphemed Shen Shenming for a while, and I felt deeply uneasy in my heart, I couldn't sleep at night, and I was terrified, so I specially asked my grandmother to take me to meet Maitreya God and Buddha, and I begged for relief in my heart." ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family looked at Xu Deshan, didn't know what to do, and thought about it: "Although my Maitreya God and Buddha are purifying the world, but it also depends on the fate of each person, although the little boy is famous, but I don't know whether the Maitreya God and Buddha like it or not, the little boy will wait a minute, I will go in and ask the Buddha before talking." ”
After the daughter-in-law of the Xu family finished speaking, she turned around and left, and the old lady hurriedly grabbed the hand of the daughter-in-law of the Xu family and said: "But I want to talk to the Buddha well, my grandson has a good nature, he was quick to talk yesterday, and he has repented today." ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family said: "Naturally, naturally, old lady, if you come in first and wait, I can't stay in your position for too long, if the Buddha takes a fancy to the little boy, and then call the little boy in, if the little boy has not arrived, then there is no way, so I can only ask the little boy to go back first." ”
The old lady looked at Xu Deshan hesitantly, a little hesitant, and didn't know whether she was reluctant to give up her seat or the egg, Xu Deshan said: "Grandma, you just go first, this is not far from our house, if I can't see the Buddha at that time, just go back by myself." ”
When the old lady heard this, she told Xu Deshan to be good, but she couldn't make a mistake, so she went in first, and the daughter-in-law of the Xu family looked at Xu Deshan and hurriedly ran in.
Even if there are really immortals in the world, they can't talk to the daughter-in-law of the Xu family, after the daughter-in-law of the Xu family entered the door, she went to find Xu Niu, Xu Niu is now majestic, I don't know when, what relationship did he have, he turned into a Buddhist protector, the ragged clothes he wore before, and now he is wearing a silk satin, and now he is humming with Erlang's legs crossed in his room.
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family pushed the door in, and immediately scared Xu Niu, and almost didn't fall off the bed, when she saw that it was her daughter-in-law, she was relieved, and saw that there was no one outside the door, and scolded in a low voice: "You crazy woman, what are you flustered about, come in like this, and you are not afraid of being seen." ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family said: "You bastard, you really think of yourself as a god, hurry up, there is trouble." ”
Seeing that his daughter-in-law looked flustered, Xu Niu hurriedly turned over and sat up, sat on the edge of the bed, and asked, "What's the trouble?" Could it be that some officers and soldiers have arrested us? ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family said: "That's not true, your little, it won't alarm the officers and soldiers to arrest you." ”
Xu Niu breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and lay on the bed again, and said, "Since it's not the officers and soldiers who are here, then what are you panicking about." ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family said: "Although it is not the officers and soldiers who are here, but it is more troublesome than the officers and soldiers, you don't know, the wild boy of the Xu family, Xu Deshan is here." ”
Xu Niu sat up again and asked, "What is he doing here?" ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family looked at Xu Niu and said, "Now you know that you are in a hurry?" See you can't get up yet. ”
Xu Niu said: "This kid is not ordinary, you can tell me quickly, what is he doing here." ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family said: "I was waiting at the door this morning, and I saw Xu Deshan coming with the old lady of the Xu family, I asked Xu Deshan what he was doing, he said that he had spoken against Maitreya Buddha yesterday, and he couldn't sleep at night, and he wanted to worship Maitreya Buddha today, and ask for peace of mind." ”
Xu Niu said: "Did he say anything else?" ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family said: "I didn't say anything else. ”
Xu Niu said: "Do you think what he said seems to be true?" ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family said: "Where can I see this, if I can see it, what am I looking for you for?" ”
Xu Niu stood up, walked back and forth in the room twice, and asked, "Then what do you think Xu Deshan means by coming this time." ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family said: "I don't know what he means, but I think it's best not to provoke him." ”
Xu Niu said: "Why can't you provoke?" ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family said: "This kid is not simple, you can cheat those old men and old ladies of their money, but this kid is also known as having a Nine Heavens Xuannu to teach, it is estimated that it is not much different from our way, you can't deceive him, if you let him in, in case he dislikes it, he can talk to the prefect of the county, and it is not easy to do it, so let's simply persuade him to go back." ”
Xu Niu thought for a while, shook his head and said: "No, we finally got so much money here, this time you don't ask Xu Deshan to come in, wouldn't it be seen that it is fake, how will our business be done in the future, and even if Xu Deshan comes, he also claims to have a Xuannu who teaches the Book of Heaven at night, if he finds fault with me, I can still find fault with him, if there is a dispute, at most both sides will lose, and no one will be able to please him, but I have heard that Xu Deshan is very rich in his hands now, We can cheat this old man and old lady these days to cheat out a few dollars, if we can trap Xu Deshan and deceive him a big one, wouldn't we be able to get rich. ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family hesitated when she heard this: "Is this okay, Xu Deshan is notoriously smart, and he has been a gentleman in the school. ”
Xu Niu said: "It's okay, they are all fellow villagers, I don't see if I look down, what can he do to me, besides, now the old lady of the Xu family is still in our hands, this is our talisman, you have been close to the old lady in the past two days, if there is really something at that time, she can also help us." ”
The daughter-in-law of the Xu family naturally couldn't be the master of Xu Niu, and seeing that Xu Niu had made up her mind, she said: "Then I don't care about you, I'll accompany the old lady, Xu Deshan's side, you can deal with it." After saying that, the daughter-in-law of the Xu family left, Xu Niu thought about it, tidied up his clothes, and walked to the door.
Xu Niu lay at the door first, looked outside secretly, and saw Xu Deshan standing outside the door, boringly kicking the stones on the ground, with an innocent face. I have to say that people's appearance is really the best weapon of deception, a beautiful woman can ruin a country, and Xu Deshan's appearance as a child now also makes Xu Niu subconsciously relax his vigilance.
Even before Xu Deshan became famous, Xu Niu was a scoundrel on the street, and Xu Deshan was the third son of Xu's mansion, no matter what aspect of the two people, their lives did not intersect at half, they may have met, but they have never said a word, and now the two are finally face to face, even if Xu Niu knows that Xu Deshan is amazing, ordinary people dare not think of the reality, but Xu Niu is a bold person, Xu Deshan is powerful, but isn't he now a Buddhist protector, Xu Niu doesn't know the reason, I only saw the result, and looked at Xu Deshan's appearance, children, how much of a threat can you be to yourself, can you talk to the magistrate, in the end, didn't you still use the same means as yourself, now that he has found his head, what are you afraid of him doing?
Thinking like this, Xu Niu regained his Buddhist protector look, straightened his chest and belly, half-held his head, went out to Xu Deshan, and said: "The third son of the Xu family, I have been looking up for a long time, how can I be free today and come to my small temple." ”
Xu Deshan saw Xu Niu come out, but he hadn't spoken yet, he was stunned at first, and then couldn't help laughing, it turned out that this Xu Niu claimed to be the protector of Buddhism, and he wanted to pretend to be a god and a ghost in front of the believers, and talk about the scriptures. But in this era, the stick is not so easy to be, although your believers are all old men and old ladies, but these people are not so easy to fool, you want to be fascinated by what people say, willing to believe your words, where is it so easy to get money for you, in addition to some skills, a good line is also very important. But Xu Niu has never been out to Gaoyang County, Dalian since he was a child, and he has seen what a Buddhist protector should look like, so he can only rely on listening to stories and half relying on imagination to make himself a gorgeous dress.
Of course, being able to design and make a dress by yourself, and relying on this to deceive dozens of old men and old ladies is not easy for a countryman who has never studied and does not know a single word, but in Xu Deshan's opinion, this dress is really a bit funny, so he couldn't help laughing, Xu Deshan smiled, Xu Niu felt good at first, I didn't know what Xu Deshan was laughing at, but when I looked down, I saw that Xu Deshan was laughing at the clothes he was wearing.
In the final analysis, this world is precious to readers, Xu Niu doesn't know a single character, no matter what kind of identity he pretends to be now, Xu Niu's heart is a little inferior, he was with the old man and the old lady before, everyone is uneducated, and he doesn't feel anything, and now Xu Deshan, a scholar, is here, and the gap can be seen at once when the two are compared.
Xu Niu's heart was ashamed and angry, his face suddenly turned red, and he shouted, "What are you laughing at!" Smile again and see that I don't beat you. ”
In Xu Deshan's eyes, Xu Niu's threat was really nothing, he did not hide the smile in his eyes, and said: "Nothing, it's really that your clothes are so good-looking, I can't help but laugh." ”
Xu Niu didn't expect Xu Deshan to be so bold, he didn't know what to say for a while, he held back for a long time, and said fiercely: "I am the Maitreya God and Buddha Protector, this is the Maitreya God and Buddha personally gave the Dharma Protector God Costume, you dare to laugh at me, the Maitreya God and Buddha sent down heavenly punishment, and sent your whole family into reincarnation and fell into hell." ”
Xu Deshan said with a smile: "Now there are no outsiders here, you don't have to tell me that, what Maitreya Buddha, isn't it still made up by yourself, you can deceive others about these things, how can you deceive me." ”
Xu Niu never dreamed that Xu Deshan would dare to be so direct, his eyes widened, and he wanted to admit it, but he was afraid that Xu Deshan was deceiving him, so he hesitated in his heart, and suddenly lost his confidence, and said: "Hugh is nonsense, my Maitreya God and Buddha are the Buddha's descendants, why did I make it up, you blaspheme the Buddha like this, watch the Buddha rain down the five-colored divine thunder, and split you into slag." ”
Xu Deshan shrugged his shoulders and looked at Tiandao: "That...... Shenlei, why don't you split me, is it that I didn't blaspheme enough, you said that I scolded him, if he didn't split me again, wouldn't you be able to get off the stage. ”
When it came to the choice, Xu Niu was already able to determine that Xu Deshan was here to find fault, and he was about to demolish himself, Xu Niu was frightened in his heart, and he turned around and wanted to run, but as the saying goes, good and bad people's financial roads are like killing their parents, Xu Niu has been wandering all his life, and finally found such a side door to make money, where is he willing to be so bad by Xu Deshan, Xu Niu stared at Xu Deshan deadly, like an angry bull, and the next moment he was going to pounce on Xu Deshan and tear Xu Deshan to pieces.
Xu Deshan saw Xu Niu's appearance, and said with a smile: "What are you nervous about, I'm not here to fight with you, I'm here to discuss something with you, it's not convenient to talk here, let's go to your house and talk." ”
Xu Niu subconsciously shouted: "No! ”
Xu Deshan said: "No. Then go to my house. ”
Xu Niu's head shook even more like a rattle, and now Xu Deshan's family may have arranged for the officers and soldiers to arrest him, Xu Niu didn't have the courage to risk his life.
Xu Deshan looked at Xu Niu, suddenly changed his face and said: "You can't do it left, and you can't do it, okay, then I'll go, you wait for me." ”
After Xu Deshan finished speaking, he turned around and left, Xu Niu was startled again, and secretly wondered in his heart, this Xu Deshan obviously saw through himself, although he didn't know what he was doing this time, but if he annoyed him, I was afraid that he didn't hate himself, and when he went back, he told the county magistrate about himself, and the county magistrate was wearing a pair of pants with Xu Deshan, so he couldn't arrest himself, so thinking about it, no matter what today, he couldn't let Xu Deshan go.
Thinking of this, Xu Niu made up his mind and shouted in the back: "Xu ...... Brother, what are you talking about, come and sit down at my house, what do you have to say? ”
Xu Deshan ignored Xu Niu and continued to walk forward, Xu Niu took two quick steps and grabbed Xu Deshan's arm, Xu Deshan stopped, looked at Xu Niu and asked, "You understand." ”
Xu Niu nodded again and again: "I figured it out, I figured it out, the third son, please." ”
Xu Deshan turned around at this time, and he was not polite, took his own square steps, walked in front, completely regarded Xu Niu in the back as a follower, and took the lead in walking into Xu Niu's house.
Xu Deshan completely regarded himself as his master, after entering the door, he found a fairly clean chair and sat down, Xu Niu closed the door tightly in the back, and hurriedly sat opposite Xu Deshan, seeing that Xu Deshan did not speak, closed his eyes slightly, just knocked on the table with his hand, Xu Niu reacted, and found hot water for Xu Deshan, and took out the most expensive tea he bought for Xu Deshan to brew, seeing that Xu Deshan was satisfied, Xu Niu dared to sit down.
In fact, with Xu Deshan's family background, where can I see Xu Niu's tea that I don't know where to get it, Xu Deshan made this gesture, just to let Xu Niu know, now, I have the final say, no matter what kind of protector you Xu Niu is, don't you still have to listen to my orders, and Xu Niu only needs to recognize this relationship between the two, then the rest of the matter can continue.
Xu Deshan said slowly: "I heard that you enshrine a Maitreya Buddha here, which has quite a background, but it has attracted a lot of people to come and made a lot of money." ”
Xu Niu didn't know what Xu Deshan meant, so he smiled and said: "Where, where, joke, just a joke, even if I am powerful, I can't compare to the third son, this little fight, I can only eat with a mouthful of food, and I can't die of hunger." ”
Xu Deshan said: "You are polite, you have built a house, where can you have no money, and you deceived my grandmother, think about it, you have not cheated money from my grandmother." ”