Written at the front, starting at 14 o'clock on August 4th, this book is limited to two days, and I will be five more times a day for two days, and you can save it to read at that time.

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Just when Dadong was troubled, the captain suddenly appeared, and then sat down next to Dadong.

Seeing the captain sitting next to him, Dadong was a little confused, what is this? Is it to comfort yourself?

As a result, he didn't expect the captain to say something strange to him instead of comforting him.

"Dadong, don't you think the smell here is a little weird lately?" The captain said with a frown.

Dadong was stunned for a moment, and then showed a confused look. He looked at the captain suspiciously and said, "Strange taste?" What do you mean? ”

The captain looked at Dadong with a complicated expression, and wanted to speak several times, but in the end he didn't say it, so he could only shake his head and leave.

Seeing the captain leave, Dadong was stunned again. What's going on with you? came over inexplicably to say something inexplicable, but left inexplicably.

Let's be honest, this feeling is similar to the 'run away after pretending, it's really exciting'. Especially for people with obsessive-compulsive disorder like Dadong, if you talk to him halfway, you will undoubtedly push him to death.

Sure enough, Dadong began to chase after the captain's buttocks, shouting while chasing back: "Captain, don't go, you finish talking before leaving, what do you mean by saying halfway?" You're back. ”

However...... The captain is the captain of China. This speed ...... Turn around and disappear without a trace. Then Dadong was stunned, you ran so fast, are you here to play him?

Just because of the relationship between the captain and half of the sentence, Dadong spent the whole day thinking about what the captain meant, and he didn't even sleep well in the afternoon.

In the evening, Dadong finally couldn't help it, and found the captain with great difficulty, and then blocked him in the cabin, and said angrily: "Captain, what do you mean?" This is only half talking, and it makes me itch all day. What the hell are you trying to say? ”

The captain looked a little embarrassed at this moment, to be honest, he wanted to talk about it, but it was not easy to talk about it. After saying it, it will feel a little embarrassing.

Just when the captain was about to speak and stopped, and was in great difficulty, the cabin of the East River ship suddenly became pitch black.

Everyone was stunned, the ship was suddenly pitch black, and there was only one possibility, that is, the power went out.

However, power outages on warships are rare, and most of these cases are due to problems on the side of the auxiliary engine.

However, everyone did not panic, because there could not be only one generator on the warship, so it would be restored soon.

However, this power outage relieved the captain. I saw him grab Dadong's hand in the dark and whispered, "Come on, come on, you come with me." ”

Dadong looked confused, but because his hand was pulled by the captain, he could only follow the other party's footsteps in the dark.

In this way, the captain took Dadong to the bed with a big face.

The captain's mobile phone revealed a faint blue light at this moment, barely allowing Dadong to see the surrounding situation clearly.

The big face was lying calmly on the bed at the moment, anyway, the electricity would be restored soon, so he was not in a hurry, and still looked at the window by himself.

At this moment, the captain slapped the big face on the ass.

Immediately after that, Dadong heard a 'bang' sound.

Dadong was stunned on the spot, looked at the big face with a surprised face and said, "What the hell is this, the gas tank is leaking?" ”

The captain smiled bitterly, then looked at the big face and said, "Big face, did you eat a lot of potatoes for dinner?" ”

The big face turned around, looked at the captain inexplicably, and said in surprise: "Captain, how do you know?" ”

"Hehe, you fart, your voice is crisp and impactful. The flavor is intense and does not spread far, but it is better to last. This kind of fart is the legendary potato fart. ”

After the captain finished speaking, Da Mian and Dadong fell silent at the same time, did this captain activate any ability? Can you tell what someone else has eaten just by the smell of a fart? Isn't that awesome?

Just when Da Face and Dadong were still in a daze, the captain walked to the side of the twenty yuan bed again, and then slapped the twenty yuan butt heavily.

Immediately afterward, everyone heard a low sound like an earthen cannon, and then a foul smell began to spread.

I saw the captain sigh and said, "This fart lasts for a long time, and the voice is dull. The diffusion speed is extremely fast, and there is a little fragrance at first, and a little upset after smelling more. And the smell lingers for a long time, if I'm not mistaken, you should have drunk a lot of turnip soup at night, right? ”

Twenty yuan looked at the captain with a shocked face,, this is really an ability, it is an ability. The captain is hanging! The question is, why is this hanging related to fart?

At this time, Wang Aiguo held his mobile phone and walked out of the work room while turning on the light, shouting as he walked: "What's the matter? Does anyone know what's going on? Is this a power outage? Or what? No one knows when it will be restored. How can you live without air conditioning and electric fans in this weather? ”

"You get back to me first." As soon as the captain saw Wang Aiguo, he said angrily.

Wang Aiguo looked confused, what's the situation? Didn't he just come out? Why are you looking at him angrily?

Wang Aiguo looked confused, he didn't know what the situation was at all.

The power outage was quickly repaired, and as soon as the power supply was restored, Dadong immediately understood what the captain had been trying to say. He meant that he had been at sea for a long time, and it seemed that everyone's intestines had been a little uncomfortable recently, so it caused some strange smells in the cabin.

And these smells are driving the captain crazy. Hehe, who made his nose have the ability?

However, Dadong felt that he didn't have a good way to deal with this, after all, after being at sea for a long time, the only things he could eat were radishes, potatoes and other durable things.

You said that if you eat this stuff every day, can you have a good stomach? Bad stomach, hehe, can this smell good?

Of course, at this time, Dadong felt that the captain had a very wise decision, that is, he changed beds with Wang Aiguo and kicked Wang Aiguo into the workshop.

Although it is inevitable that the workshop will be polluted, at least at night when you sleep can save everyone in the cabin. According to past cases, if someone else's qi is 52 degrees of Moutai, this product is a stuffy donkey at 72 degrees. Hehe, a fart goes down, and it dies properly.

But then the captain thought about it, is it possible that it is because Wang Aiguo has such a 'body protection fart', so the rat does not approach him?

This is a subject that can be studied, and if it is true, spraying such a layer of gas on the ship, if you don't get the rats to come up.

Of course, there may be a new problem at that time, the rats are dead, and the soldiers may be extinct.