Chapter 213: Du Yongwen's Avatar Ball!
The long sentence after the autumn is like a long carnival for the people of Chang'an City, and the first execution is like the beginning of the carnival.
In this special carnival, everyone can treat the condemned prisoners on the execution ground with the dirtiest language, the most vicious curses, and the most crazy behavior.
What's the point? Decompress! In life, it is impossible not to be under the slightest pressure, and the best way to relieve stress is to release your negative emotions.
Oh my God, what a wonderful way to de-stress!
The crowd of onlookers was still shouting the words "cut in half", as if there was some kind of magical magic in these two words, just like the whispers of the ancient demon gods in their ears, full of magic!
Li Chengqian, who was at the observation deck not far away, couldn't help but want to say something when he saw this scene.
"Do you see, that's human nature! Did you see those four death row inmates who knew they didn't have to die today? Look at them, how happy they are smiling! A bright and pure smile like a newborn baby, what kind of smile is that? That's a smile, that's a freshman smile! ”
Everyone: "......"
They obviously have nothing to say about Li Chengqian's remarks, they feel that it is a bit too profound, human nature is an eternal topic of discussion, and the most dare not test is the word human nature!
Sometimes, people are not even as good as animals!
Li Chengqian continued: "It's a pity, those four people were happy too early, which exposed a shortcoming of human nature, that is, the eyes of the rats!" They always feel that a miracle will happen and that they are the chosen one, but really? Everyone is very ordinary, nothing different! Tomorrow, they will accept death! ”
Xiao Ningzi was puzzled: "What is the meaning of this?" ”
"We have an old saying, called the paper is shallow, never know this matter to do, there is also a sentence called the letter is better than no book, when I read the book, I will often think about these two questions, the things in the book, is it true or false? Should we believe it? Li Chengqian said.
He continued: "This makes me inevitably want to practice the things in the book, and I want to test whether the human nature mentioned in a classic book is really human nature, or whether these things are all imagined by Alexandre Dumas himself, and do not exist in reality. ”
"So, Your Highness the Prince, what is your conclusion?" Xiao Ningzi asked.
"That's right, what Dumas wrote, the humanity he wrote, is real, you see, humanity, how strange he is!" Li Chengqian said.
Everyone is puzzled, human nature is strange? This sentence is strange in itself!
They feel that human nature should be ugly and false.
Mo Yu asked, "What's the strange?" ”
"The strange thing is that we are here, we can only see the ugly side of human nature, Du Yongwen's madness, the ecstasy of the other four, and the happiness of the onlookers, these things are all very bad things, I don't see the slightest place that makes me feel that human beings still have shining points." Li Chengqian said.
Xiao Cui said: "Your Highness's current exploration of human nature, for the practice of the content of the book, aren't these things very good? ”
Li Chengqian was stunned, it was amazing for me! Licked it! And licking to the point, this guy really deserves to be a natural licking dog!
However, licking the dog will die, hehe.
"Cui'er, I'll give you a task." Li Chengqian said.
Xiaocui: "......"
Xiaocui inexplicably felt that something was wrong, Li Chengqian's eyes were too strange to look at her, she was very scared!
"Your Highness, but it doesn't hurt to say it." Xiaocui said.
"You go and get Du Yongwen's head and bring it to me." Li Chengqian said.
"Negative Sentiment from Emily, +155"
Sure enough, this matter handed over to her by Li Chengqian is simply not a human thing!
What do you do with the head of a condemned prisoner? The phrase "using your head as a night pot" is just a joke!
Xiao Cui said: "What is Your Highness going to do?" ”
"You don't have to know this, you just need to bring your head back, and the unlimited ID card will be brought to you to facilitate things, you have to learn to use it!" Li Chengqian said.
Xiao Cui is overjoyed, this unlimited ID card is a good thing! The people who have used it in the Prince's Mansion all say that it is good, they all say that it is magical, and of course she wants to use it.
As for retrieving Du Yongwen's head, it doesn't seem to be so uncomfortable, isn't it just to take a head, she can let others hold it.
Xiao Cui said: "Xiao Ningzi, you go with me." ”
Xiao Ningzi: "Don't go!" ”
Li Chengqian: "Go ahead." ”
Xiao Ningzi: "......"
"Negative Sentiment from Xiao Ningzi, +155"
The two had to go down from the observation deck and go to the place where the execution was carried out, looking for an opportunity to bring back Du Yongwen's head.
Li Ru shouted: "It's three o'clock at noon, cut!" ”
This sound caused Li Chengqian to sigh a lot, noon has arrived, this is a game he has played before......
This execution was different from previous executions, and the executioner did not use a knife to cut, but a guillotine.
And as an executioner, there are a lot of things to pay attention to, such as the disinfection to be carried out before the execution.
Of course, in their opinion, this is not sterilization, because there is no concept of sterilization, but in the course of a long time of execution, the executioners found that as long as it is a knife stained with human blood, it will be cursed.
These cursed knives can cause strange diseases if they scratch a person's skin even slightly.
This very common infection cannot be cured, it is a curse.
Eventually, they discovered that squirting a knife with wine before the execution would make the curse disappear.
As a result, it became a tradition to squirt a sip of wine before the execution.
For the disinfection of the large guillotine, a jar of wine is directly used.
The executioner did not forget to talk about it, he needed to say something to make himself less nervous, even if he was executed many times, it was the first time that he was beheaded!
"Du Yongwen, you earned it, I used to just take a sip of wine and spray it on the knife, and you used a whole jar of wine!" The executioner said.
Du Yongwen, who was already completely crazy, couldn't understand what the executioner said at all.
The executioner put Du Yongwen under the big guillotine, and he let out a sigh of relief and slashed down.
The big guillotine knife basically did not suffer any obstacles, and it was easy to cut Du Yongwen in half.
The picture is too beautiful to describe.
The excited onlookers were silent, and this scene was much more disgusting than they imagined.
In the past, when I saw the beheading, it was only the head that hit the ground and spurted blood, but this time, the blood in the intestines flowed all over the ground.
Du Yongwen felt a sharp pain, the kind of sharp pain that made people faint, and he opened his mouth to say something.
The executioner hurriedly leaned his ear over.
He knows that death row prisoners generally have secrets, and if Du Yongwen tells him the secret, he will be rich!
In the past, there was a buddy who had mixed up together, and he knew such a secret and became prosperous, but now, he is a rich man and no longer has to do this kind of dirty work.
Du Yongwen said: "Brother, my butt hurts." ”
The executioner glanced at the bloody place and said, "It doesn't hurt, the butt has long been separated from you, and you still hurt a hammer!" ”
Du Yongwen said angrily: "Oh, I said, do you know, in fact, ......"
Executioner: "??? ”
What's going on? Don't talk about it halfway? Isn't that sick!
He patted Du Yongwen's face: "Say, what is it?" Exercise! ”
The executioner spat and kicked Du Yongwen, very unhappy.
Li Ru left his seat, and the people gradually dispersed, and the executioner had to deal with the aftermath, which was very troublesome.
At this time, Xiao Cui and Xiao Ningzi, who had been waiting for a long time, came up to the execution ground.
"Who? The execution ground is important, no trespassing! The executioner said.
"We're here to collect his head, so cut it off and give it to us." Xiaocui said.
She said, showing the executioner the Infinite ID card.
The executioner saw that Xiao Cui's identity was a ghost sent by the king of Hades, who came to collect the heads of criminals.
He had imagined this kind of thing before, but he didn't expect it to exist, and besides, he actually saw it.
This is not surprising, after all, he doesn't imagine this thing, and he won't see it on the Infinity ID card.
"Onicha-sama!" The executioner lay directly on the ground and kowtowed.
Don't kowtow, but, for a ghost like Xiaocui, kowtowing is a necessary thing.
Xiaocui: "Hurry up." ”
"Hey!"
The executioner got up on the ground and began to cut Du Yongwen's head, and soon cut off Du Yongwen's head.
Then, he took out a special black cloth bag and put Du Yongwen's head in it.
"Lord Ghost, this is Du Yongwen's head, for you." The executioner said.
Xiao Cui said: "This is a reward for you." ”
After she finished speaking, she threw the ten pieces of money directly to the executioner.
Executioner: "??? ”
It's too bold for the ghost to make a move!
Just give him 10,000 dollars! He can't make that much money in a year!
"Thank you, Akicha-sama, I'll come back next time!" The executioner said.
Xiaocui: "......"
Next time? She won't come again next time!
Xiao Ningzi carried Du Yongwen's head and followed Xiao Cui back to find Li Chengqian.
"Xiao Cui, what do you think of His Royal Highness? Why did he want this man's head? Xiao Ningzi asked.
"How do I know? But I know that His Highness is a man who has revenge, and he must have his own ideas. ”
Xiaocui doesn't think that Li Chengqian is wrong to do this, those who despise the enemy are unkind, Li Chengqian will take revenge if he has revenge, so he will definitely take good care of those who are kind to him, this is a person's character.
After a short time, the two returned to the observation tower, and Li Chengqian had been waiting for them for a long time.
"Well done, now, you have to turn it into a ball, and then play it with the kids on the street." Li Chengqian said.
Two: "......"
"Why is that?" Xiao Ningzi asked.
"You know, what is popular now is polo, but polo is a very difficult sport to learn, and it takes time." Li Chengqian said.
"And this ball, called the ball, is specially for children to kick, in the future, they are older, they can play football, we have to start catching football from now on, lest the national football team will not work in the future." Li Chengqian said.
The two are a little puzzled, in the future, the national football team? What does this have to do with them?
However, Li Chengqian's idea is good, because after all, the development of sports is a very good thing and is beneficial to the people.
"Why do you want to make a ball out of Du Yongwen's head?" Cui asked.
"This is purely a personal grudge, I have always been a person with clear grievances, I remember those who were good to me, and I remember those who hurt me." Li Chengqian said.
He is not a bad person, but he is also a positive person, and everything he does requires a clear conscience.
"Your Highness said well, let's do it!" Xiaocui said.
"Oh, by the way, I also made up a nursery rhyme for you, so you can sing and play while playing football." Li Chengqian said.
"Your Highness, please speak!" Xiaocui said.
"Du Yongwen's head is like a leather ball, I kicked it to the department store, the department store, selling leather balls, the more I look at it, the more it looks like Du Yongwen's head!" Li Chengqian said.
"Department store?" Xiaocui was a little puzzled, but after thinking about it, she could probably figure it out, it was a place to sell things.
"Got it." Xiao Ningzi said.
The two thought of some ways to make Du Yongwen's head into a ball, which was a bit heavy, so they pumped their brains.
When he came to the street, Xiao Ningzi said: "Little brothers and sisters, who wants to play ball with me?" ”
The children were a little scared when they saw this weird and weird man.
"Don't be afraid, I'm the favorite to play with you!" Xiao Ningzi said.
"Woooooooooo......oo Mother! A little girl was frightened by Xiao Ningzi and cried directly.
Xiao Ningzi: "......"
"Negative Sentiment from Xiao Ningzi, +155"
Xiaocui stood up and said, "Play ball with us, ten dollars per person." ”
Concise.
The little girl burst into tears and laughed, Xiao Ningzi rolled her eyes, Xiao Cui, this guy, is becoming more and more Li Chengqian's demeanor, and doing things mainly depends on his own money ability.
Everyone began to kick the ball happily with Du Yongwen's head.
Xiaocui said: "I still have a song to teach you, Du Yongwen's head is like a ball, I kicked it to the department store, the department store, selling the ball, the more I look at it, the more it looks like Du Yongwen's head!" ”
There are all children here, they are very interested in this kind of thing, and they learned it after listening to it, and they kicked Du Yongwen's head while shouting this nursery rhyme.
"Du Yongwen's head is like a ball, I kicked it to the department store, the department store, selling the ball, the more I look at it, the more it looks like Du Yongwen's head!"
Seeing that the children were having fun, Xiao Cui also laughed, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is really a very powerful person, not only avenging his personal vendetta, but also letting the children have such a good time, how good!
Moreover, she knows very well that this nursery rhyme will definitely be popular, and in the future, she can hear this nursery rhyme in many places, how good!
Li Chengqian listened to the happy singing and laughter of the children not far away, and he couldn't help but laugh, how beautiful this world is! What a cute child!
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