Chapter 128: Drunken Nonsense

The facts are indeed as Shuzhen expected, ten days ago, Ma Zhanquan saw that the beans in the field had been harvested, and the grain fields had been hoeed, and the geography did not matter much. took advantage of the big men and shouted that they wanted to go to the city for a walk, so they simply gave them three days of work.

The big man and the small ancient city walked back and forth twice on Dongguan Street in the county seat, and they didn't buy anything serious. I got two bottles of wine, and I didn't dare to take them out to drink at the Muslim food stall. I was thinking about buying some braised beef, and I found a secluded place to have a delicious drink on the way. But I met the Bao brothers in the same village, and after selling the melons, they also wanted to sell braised beef.

After a few pleasantries, the big man smiled and said, "Do you want to take a sip secretly halfway?" ”

The boss of the Bao family smiled "hehe" and said, "You're also playing this idea, right?" ”

The big man smiled mysteriously, lifted the mouth of the cloth bag, deliberately exposed two bottles of wine, and squeezed his eyes at the Bao brothers.

The second child of the Bao family, see his crazy look. He pouted at him and squeezed two bottles out of his arms.

Boss Bao smiled "haha" and said self-deprecatingly: "It seems that we are all all the way, so halfway through, Meimei will make a whole meal." ”

When the big man heard this, he was so happy that he weighed two catties of fried peanuts in the fried food shop opposite.

The two got into the carriage of the Bao brothers, stayed up all the way to the Hongliu Canal, and saw a lone old elm tree not far from the road. The big man danced and shouted, "I think it's there, and the horses have something to eat." ”

Bao brothers, say yes in unison. So, the four of them naturally divided the labor, unloading the horses, clearing the field, and after a while, the people poured yellow soup, and the horses were busy gnawing grass.

The two bottles of wine are at the bottom, and the boss and the big man seem to have a hard tongue.

Bao Boss has a bear problem, as long as he is full of wine, he loves to tell people stories. In fact, he also read a broken and incomplete "Kettle Turn" and rummaged through it several times. Moreover, I remember the things about the women in the book clearly.

I saw him, with a not very dexterous hand, trembling and pulling out two peanuts. Obsessed with his eyes, he threw it into the air, and then, stretched out his mouth to catch it. As a result, none of them fell into the mouth. He turned his head back and forth on the ground, still muttering dirty words in his mouth.

Seeing the small ancient city, he stretched out his hand and threw the peanuts into his mouth. Bao Lao laughed half of his face, stretched out his hand and pointed at him and said, "You are a thief." ”

Seeing that everyone was grinning at him, he perked up, put his thick red neck, and said, "Let me tell you, Liangshan is a chivalrous woman." ”

So, he turned things upside down, saying to himself how beautiful Hu Sanniang was, how he was superior in martial arts, and how he married Wang Ying, a short-legged tiger who was less than three feet tall. The look of regret and injustice, as if Hu Sanniang was his own sister-in-law.

With a frustrated face, he poured a sip of wine, and still muttered again and again: "It's a pity, it's really flowers stuck in cow." ”

When the big man heard this, he took a sip of wine with a look of disdain, and said, "What do you say are those miles, there is a woman in front of you who is at a loss." ”

Seeing that everyone was stunned, they looked at themselves.

He leaned towards the trunk of the tree, looked excited, squinted his eyes and said: "It is said that back then, Commander Ga's team was surrounded in a ravine by Ma Bufang of the dog day, and he was about to be wrapped in dumplings. While the brothers were in a state of panic, they saw a handsome girl riding a thin white horse. Like a whirlwind, it swept in front of me. The mouth cried out: "Brothers! Kill me with me! ”

In the blink of an eye, they rushed into the enemy formation. I didn't think much of it, but I greeted the brothers, followed the white horse, and rushed forward.

I saw that on the back of the white horse, there would be people for a while, and there would be no one for a while. With the sound of "pop" gunshots and the howling of ghosts and wolves, the corpses on both sides were left behind. The white horse rushed, and we fought our way out of the bloody road and broke through with the whole battalion. The girl who rushed to kill in front was called Jiu Gu. At the time, she was only sixteen years old. Not only is the person smart, but the martial arts are not even said to be that the white horse is called Snowball, which used to be Commander Ga's mount. ”

As he spoke, the big man took a sip of wine, squinted his eyes and glanced at the people present, and continued with a meaningful expression: "In that breakthrough, not only did I not lose a single hair, but I also got the light of Jiugu, and I was promoted from platoon commander to company commander. Hi! It's a pity that Jiugu later married a lame man. ”

Boss Bao was stunned for a moment, smiled contemptuously at the big man, and said, "What are you talking about?" What is the commander of Jiuguga, what nonsense. As long as you don't pee and pee, why don't you wait in a long line, shame on your ancestors! ”

The big man was choked, stood up with a "sigh", and shouted, "Do you not believe it, or what's wrong?" It's really a crack in the door to watch people. ”

Boss Bao also stood up and shook softly back and forth. Stretched out his hand and pointed at the big man, stared at a pair of drunken eyes, and said, "I'm just going to buy a mirror, get a stove back, and see you from one end to the other." You are a life that pokes the cow ditch, and you still brag about the fact that you have fought with beautiful women, and you blow all the bull fart. ”

The big man became more and more angry when he heard this, shook his body, and pushed the hand that Boss Bao pointed at him away.

foaming at the mouth, he shouted, "You don't believe it? At present, people and horses are in our village. ”

Xiao Gucheng, feeling that the more the big man spoke, the more wrong it became, he hurriedly got up and put his arm around the big man's shoulders and said, "He is drunk and talks nonsense." Don't believe him, he used to drink some wine, and he was blowing nonsense without a edge, like a fart. ”

As he spoke, he leaned close to the ear of the big man and whispered, "Don't you want to die? ”

Let the small ancient city be such a round, but it made the Bao brothers suspicious.

Boss Bao's face became a little solemn, he glanced at the big man suspiciously, and asked hesitantly, "You really worked in Commander Ga's team?" ”

The big man was stunned for a moment, with a twitchy smile on his face, and muttered in a low voice: "Hu Blow, Hu Blow, have you fun." ”

Boss Bao muttered suspiciously: "I'll just say it, why does it sound so evil." ”

The sun was already red on the treetops at the west end of the village. The jet of light dyed the entire village into a beautiful picture. In the field, from time to time, there was the sound of "moo" cows, and the screams of mothers-in-law and aunts who didn't know who were shouting dolls.

The big man's drinking words planted strange seeds for the Bao brothers.

While the two brothers were working in the melon field, they had a sentence and no gossip. Unconsciously, he mentioned Jiugu and the white horse again.

Bao Lao Er said contemplatively: "No wonder, last year, I was getting firewood on Nanliangpo, and I saw Sherba's daughter-in-law from a distance, riding a handsome white horse, wandering there. I was wondering how Sherba could have such a good horse and let her daughter-in-law ride around. Suddenly, the horse spread its hooves and began to run. I thought that the horse was frightened, and I was in a hurry and did not know what to do, but when I saw the horse, I threw it in a circle to the south, and then I was steadily humped by Sherba's daughter-in-law, and walked back for miles. According to the big man, Sherba's daughter-in-law is like the ninth aunt he said. ”

Boss Bao muttered thoughtfully: "This is weird, why did she become Ma Zhanquan's relative." ”

Brother Bao, what a caring person. In order to solve the mystery in the fun, the brothers took advantage of the cloudy and rainy weather to find the big man to play. After chattering for a while, Bao Lao Er said that he wanted to pee, but he slipped into the stable when he went out, and he saw the white horse again.

The white horse is very spiritual, and when he sees a living person, he stares at his eyes and keeps snorting. It made the second child of the Bao family, and his back was cold and he didn't dare to come closer.

When Bao Er's entry into the door, he gave the boss a look. So, Boss Bao pretended to be casual and said, "I heard that there is a very handsome white horse in your stable, shouldn't it be a snowball as you said?" ”

When the big man heard this, his heart was shocked. A little flustered and said: "What snowballs are not snowballs, but there is one white horse, which was brought by a friend of the horse shopkeeper last year from Yili." ”

Bao Lao Er asked urgently: "Last year, I saw Sherba's daughter-in-law riding it. ”

The big man, slightly embarrassed and a little uneasy, said, "Are you wrong?" How can she ride a horse, she doesn't even dare to touch a horse. ”

Seeing that the big man didn't recognize whether he was alive or dead, the brothers talked for a while, and then took advantage of the rain to stop and go home.

The Bao brothers did not give up. Since the big man said that Jiugu is good at martial arts, he has to find an opportunity to test and tempt. The two brothers of the Bao family have also practiced some three-legged cat styles when they were young.

One afternoon, the brothers saw from a distance that Shuzhen had a basket in her hand and walked towards the vegetable patch, so she quietly followed. The two cats were behind the tree, and when they saw Shuzhen picking the vegetables and walking back, they greeted them generously.

Boss Bao walked in front with a hoe on his shoulder. When he and Shuzhen staggered shoulder-to-shoulder, Bao Boss suddenly twisted his waist, and the hoe on his shoulder swept towards Shuzhen's shoulder with a "sigh".

Shuzhen instinctively turned her body slightly to the side, raised her hand to catch the hoe, and dragged it forward, while flying up a back kick. Hearing only the sound of "ouch", Boss Bao had already rolled on the ground.

Bao Lao Er, just about to rush over to give Shuzhen a kick, but saw Shuzhen move lightly to avoid it, flew up and swung his right leg, and hit Bao Lao Er's inner thigh.

Bao Lao Er was suddenly kicked and swept on the spot and spun around for half a circle, stumbled a few steps, and almost fell. When the two saw that the situation was not good, they ran away.

The two brothers, although they suffered a little loss, fortunately verified one thing - Sherba's daughter-in-law is the ninth aunt that the big man said.