Chapter 52: Just kidding to liven up the atmosphere

"Taishou, how is this good."

Yang Yi is a very good subordinate with strong execution, but it is easy to mess up when he is asked to plan something.

Hearing that Jiangling had been broken and Mi Fang had surrendered, he suddenly had no master, and he didn't know what to do, but Zhao Hao was not surprised at all, he yawned and said, "Don't worry, Cao Cao also sent a messenger, listen to what they say first." ”

Yang Yi was still immersed in her inner world, and paced a little anxiously:

"You said, what if they really caught General Zhao Lei."

"Why worry about that? If Sun Quan was really sure that he would have taken us directly, he would have killed us directly with a large army, and he would have come to negotiate with us?

Don't worry, as long as we keep winning, my dad won't be in danger.

If he loses, Sun Quan will tear his face.

Besides, his daughter and two cousins are holding them in my hands, so who is afraid of whom. ”

Yang Yi almost fainted in one breath, and said in her heart, do you listen to what you are talking about?

The last person who didn't take his father seriously was Gaozu Liu Bang, you kid is really tasteful.

The envoy sent by Cao Cao was an old man who was described as withered as if he had been beaten violently, and at first glance he looked quite like a relative of Yan Hu.

He didn't salute Zhao Hao, but stood opposite Zhao Hao as arrogantly as if he saw his own son and nephew, bowed slightly at him, and said, "Zhao Hao listens to orders." ”

The illustrated book in Zhao Hao's eyes had already reacted quickly, and reported to Zhao Hao the identity of this person - Xin Bi, the word George, currently serving as a servant of Han and Wei, and is 50 years old.

Zhao Hao plucked out his ears, waved his hand and said: "Don't listen, I heard a little too much today, send Mr. Xinbi back to rest, and it's not too late to find a good day and an auspicious day." ”

"Zhao Zixuan!"

He was not surprised that Zhao Hao was able to tell Xin Bi's identity, but Zhao Hao's attitude towards the Holy Decree was so disdainful, which made Xin Bi very incomprehensible.

Although Emperor Han Xian has been a decoration for many years, it is basically useless to speak, but he is still very good at going out to give people an official, and the so-called reaching out does not hit smiling people.

Although everyone doesn't take the Son of Heaven seriously at all, they still have the mentality of honoring their ancestors under the idea of imperial power, and the reward of the Son of Heaven must be offered.

It's not once or twice that Simbi has gone out to deliver the message, and it's the first time I've encountered this kind of guy who doesn't hesitate, and I can't help but have a short circuit in my brain.

"Forget it, for the sake of the Son of Heaven, find something important to say, and summarize it for me within two crosses."

Xin Bi was furious, he held back the anger in his heart, and said viciously: "Zhao Hao, do you know what you are talking about, this is a holy decree, even if it is Liu Bei, he doesn't dare to ......"

"Palm."

Zhao Hao gave an order, and the gold medal beater Ding Feng's thunderous iron palm had already hit him fiercely, and slapped Xin Bi's face with a snap, Xin Bi wailed, half of his yellow teeth were knocked off, and blood flowed all over the place.

Zhao Hao snatched the holy decree in Yang Yi's ghost-like eyes, glanced at it casually, and sneered: "Yo, make me a lieutenant in the north of Luoyang, what a big official, why don't you make me a Bi Ma Wen." ”

"Lieutenant of the north of Luoyang?" Yang Yi silently recited it a few times in her heart, and Cao Cao was really interesting, and it seemed that he was really serious to Zhao Hao.

Cao Cao had an inexplicable affection for the official position of lieutenant in northern Luoyang.

He started there, became famous there, passed by there when he was old, and specially asked people to stop and repair the yamen.

When people are older, they will miss the past and their original intentions.

Cao Cao, who was the northern lieutenant, really wanted to be a loyal and filial son of the Han family, but when he embarked on the journey, he realized that people could not help themselves in the rivers and lakes. He killed all the way and burned all the way, and climbed to an unattainable position according to the heads of the people in the world, but found that he had long forgotten the ideal of supporting the Han family when he was the northern lieutenant.

Cao Cao himself knows that he is now the biggest thief, but he can't let go, and the whole family is suddenly sudden.

So he admires Guan Yu very much, and from Guan Yu, he seems to see the ideal self. From the battle report that flew like snowflakes, he began to appreciate Zhao Hao very much again - if the attack on Xiangyang was just a routine operation, then the detour to attack Xiakou was simply a stroke of genius.

Cao Cao appreciated it more and more, so in the name of the Son of Heaven, he named Zhao Hao as the lieutenant of the northern part of Luoyang, and gave him more than ten catties of angelica to show his love for talent.

Of course, Zhao Hao, who doesn't know how to learn, doesn't know what the northern lieutenant is, and Cao Cao completely threw his flattery to the blind.

Zhao Hao's lifeless sneer made Xin Bi more and more frightened, he covered his mouth and supported his body in pain, and said, "Zhao Hao, you beat the angels, can you rebel?" ”

"That's right, angel, how come no one is innocent out of thin air. Wei Gong, did you see me beating the angel? ”

Yang Yi shook her head quickly like a rattle.

"Brother Chengyuan, did you see me beating the angel?"

"What's the matter, this angel actually fell into the fist of the last general just now, and the last general is also very innocent."

"Well, there are strange things every year, especially this year, angel, are you Alzheimer's disease premature, why can't you remember this bit clearly."

Xin Bi completely understood that this time he had fallen into the den of thieves of the Mountain King. Zhao Hao, this guy...... On the surface, he is an official soldier, but in his bones he is actually a thief who occupies the mountain and is the king, and he actually talks to him in the way of dealing with civilized people, which is really self-defeating......

"It's the lower officials who are confused."

Xin Bi also has a bit of the ability to spit on himself, seeing that people like Zhao Hao don't eat his set at all, he quickly retracted his previous unruly expression, and saluted Zhao Hao humbly, and no longer dared to pursue Zhao Hao's contempt for the Son of Heaven-

Speaking of despising the Son of Heaven, their Lao Cao is the only one who scorpion, after all, he can directly kill the pregnant wife of the Son of Heaven, and this kind of behavior is also directly reversed in any dynasty.

He respectfully gave more than a dozen catties of angelica to Zhao Hao, Zhao Hao glanced at it and asked, "You haven't poisoned it, right?" ”

"No ......"

"By the way, I heard that your old Cao likes wives, is it true?"

“……”

"By the way, I heard that your old Cao has a golden lieutenant, do you have any familiar masters to lend me a few?"

“……”

"Hair Qiu Zhonglang will also do!"

“……”

"Why don't you speak, anyway, I still like your unruly expression just now."

Simpidu was about to cry, he had no idea that he would face such a neurotic illness on this trip. It stands to reason that Liu Bei's subordinates all hang signs of recovering the Han Dynasty, and everyone screams like they have been beaten with chicken blood when they mention the revival of the Han Dynasty, and they also take special care of the Son of Heaven and angels?

Ding Feng pulled his throat next to him and said, "Our boss asks you something, why don't you let out a fart?" ”

Xin Bi trembled and said: "King Wei said that General Zhao is a genius, brave and strategic, but it is a pity that the pearl is covered with dust and cannot be understood. If he has time to go to Luoyang, the king of Wei is willing to personally serve as General Zhao's division, protect the Han family with the general, and crusade against the rebels. ”

"Alright, okay, okay. The red-mouthed and white-toothed words are endless, so there is nothing practical? ”

"What do you mean?"

"Didn't Lao Cao want to tell me to surrender? There are no conditions, but Sun Quan said that he would marry his daughter to me. There are more than 20 sons in your family, and there should be a lot of daughters, is there a suitable one to marry me? ”

Simbi was on the verge of crying.

In these years, no matter who talks about the conditions, they have to put on a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance first, and the chastity archway still wants it, like Zhao Hao, who is not blushing, and it is really rare to ask for the conditions directly.

"This ...... This really can't be the lord of King Wei, but my request will be conveyed to King Wei as soon as possible. ”

"As soon as possible, I don't think Lao Cao will be able to jump for a few days."

Zhao Hao remembered that as soon as Guan Yu hung up inside, the head was sent to Cao Cao, which scared Cao Cao into burping after a few days.

Now Guan Yu will not be able to die for a while and a half, but it is estimated that Cao Cao's labor expedition will not last long.

Xin Bi had a constipated expression on his face, he really didn't want to continue talking to this neurotic, but the task still had to be completed, he wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and said: "Sun Quan betrayed the alliance and attacked Jiangling, the general has already taken precautions and attacked Xiakou, is there no other idea behind him?" ”

"Yes, Brother Sun Quan sent someone to tell me, saying that you are allies now, and you will deal with us together in the future.

I thought about it carefully, it seems that it is not easy to deal with the two of you alone, so I plan to abandon Xiakou and turn north. Now that the clerkship is in our hands, it seems that it is much less difficult to go north than to go south. ”

"Don't......"

Xin Bi was about to cry, if Cao Cao knew that the result of his envoy had contributed to Zhao Hao's northward advance, he would have to chop off his head.

"King Wei didn't have the idea of uniting with Sun Quan at all, and Sun Quan took the initiative to be a minister.

King Wei also saw that he was an old acquaintance with General Guan, and sent someone to inform General Guan that Sun Quan was going to attack Jiangling {historical facts}, King Wei has always said that the hero of the world is only Cao Liu, although our two families do not deal with each other, but they are both Hanchen, why not take the opportunity to sweep Jiangdong and share the world? ”

"Yo, yes, I didn't think of it."

Zhao Hao showed an expression like a big bad wolf, quickly got up and asked Xin Bi to sit down, and said kindly: "Angel said, how can we share the law of the world?" ”

I'll divide your grandma!

Xin Bi scolded secretly in his heart, but his face was extraordinarily pious:

"The King of Wei plans to take advantage of the Wu State to come and send troops out of Guangling, General Zhao blocked Sun Quan's return road in Xiakou, General Yun Chang stopped advancing north, and went south to attack Jiangling, and he will be able to cut Sun Quan's department into two sections, and then the King of Wei will show General Yun Chang as the pastor of Jingzhou, and you as the pastor of Jiaozhou, what do you think?"

"Don't say it, I'm really moved."

Zhao Hao said honestly, "But in this way, we just take back Jingzhou, but you can directly fight the entire Yangzhou, isn't it a little unfair to us." ”

"That subordinate is willing to listen to General Zhao's opinion, and I believe that King Wei will definitely comply."

"Hmm......" Zhao Hao hugged his head and thought for a while, "By the way, you have a daughter named Xin Xianying, don't you?" ”

Xin Bi Chrysanthemum tightened, trembling and nodded, like a helpless little white rabbit.

"Send your daughter, and I'll promise you."

"This ...... My daughter is twenty-eight years old this year, and she has been married for a long time. ”

"I'm just joking, why take it seriously, Brother Chengyuan, send off ......"

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