Chapter 661: Can We Bring Something Normal?
However, Wang Aiguo had not been lying in bed for long, when he suddenly heard the horn on the ship, and then the voice of Captain Fan, who had brought them on board in the morning, came from inside.
"According to the report from the superiors, a typhoon is approaching us, and all crew members are prepared to sail in strong winds and waves."
As soon as he heard this voice, Wang Aiguo let out a long sigh, sure enough, the biggest enemy of the navy is the typhoon.
However, they can usually hide when they encounter a typhoon when they are patrolling, but this boat can't hide, this boat has to sail far, so they can only avoid the typhoon route and run desperately.
Of course, these things have nothing to do with Wang Aiguo, he didn't come up this time to drive a boat, but to participate in the competition, so he still lay calmly on the bed.
However, after lying down for a while, he suddenly found that there seemed to be a very strange gaze staring at him, Wang Aiguo opened his eyes in confusion, and saw the warrior monk looking at him with a frightened face.
The eyes of this warrior monk, Wang Aiguo was startled.
"Brother, what are you doing?"
"No, I'm a little nervous, it's a big storm, will it be dizzy?"
After the warrior monk finished speaking, Wang Aiguo rolled his eyes, what kind of special forces soldier is this? I have been practicing seasickness for more than a year, but I haven't practiced it.
However, after thinking about it, Wang Aiguo comforted the warrior monk: "Don't worry, this boat is relatively large, so it shouldn't be particularly dizzy!" ”
The warrior monk thought about it and felt that this was also true, and indeed the wind resistance of the ship would be greatly improved.
So the warrior monk took a bath and slept happily.
However, two hours later......
The warrior monk fell into the toilet room worse than dead, and this was the 15th time he had vomited.
Then when the warrior monk vomited and the person was about to collapse, as soon as he came out of the toilet, what he saw was Wang Aiguo sleeping on his back there, and by the way, he was still farting while sleeping.
Looking at Wang Aiguo's appearance, the warrior monk felt that the whole person was not good.
"Be reasonable, I really don't think you're human, you're really a monster!" The warrior monk looked at Wang Aiguo, and tears were about to fall.
……
Ships that sail far away generally take the route of evasion, that is, the route of avoiding typhoons.
So in general, typhoons don't have a particularly big impact.
After the monk vomited for two hours, he noticed that the degree of shaking of the boat was slowly decreasing.
Then he also fell asleep.
At 4 o'clock in the morning, when Wang Aiguo was sleeping well, he suddenly felt a little pain in his cheeks.
Wang Aiguo opened his eyes in confusion, and then saw the warrior monk Zhen looking at him angrily.
"Brother, what are you doing?"
"Brother, I don't want to say anything, but I still want to say something, I really can't bear it!"
Wang Aiguo was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the warrior monk curiously: "Can't bear anything?" What's the matter? Are you going to die? ”
The warrior monk looked at Wang Aiguo angrily, and then pointed to this room and said loudly: "I said what the hell you ate last night, you can rest your fart for a night, and what's the matter with your fart?" It's a long time coming! My exhaust fan was in line for a long time and didn't go out, I found that I finally carried the seasickness, but I didn't carry your fart, I vomited more than 20 times this night, how do you let me live? ”
After the warrior monk finished speaking, Wang Aiguo also took a deep breath, and then found that well, the smell of this room is indeed a little choking.
But this is an old question, what can he do? He can't help it, if he takes medicine like last time, he may kill people in a short time.
Thinking of this, Wang Aiguo sat up helplessly, then looked at the mobile phone next to him, and found that the time was 4 o'clock in the morning.
With a wry smile, what are you doing waking up so early in the morning?
Wang Aiguo looked at the warrior monk, spread his hands helplessly, and said lightly: "Okay, let me stop farting, it should be impossible." Say, what are you calling me up for? ”
Wang Aiguo said that the warrior monk was stunned, he actually woke up Wang Aiguo only because he was angry, and he didn't think about what to do after Wang Aiguo woke up.
At this time, Wang Aiguo heard the sound of thunder, of course, it was definitely not the thunder outside, but the stomach of the warrior monk.
Hearing this voice, Wang Aiguo fell into a deep silence, and the warrior monk felt a little embarrassed at this moment, but there was no way, he vomited more than 20 times, and if there was a little thing in his stomach, he would not be like this.
"Well, why don't we find something to eat?"
"I think the idea is very reliable!" The warrior monk gave Wang Aiguo 666 likes without saying a word.
So the two of them started looking for food in the room, and there must be no other place to find food, but the box for two people is so big that there is something to eat, right?
Wang Aiguo is a fat man, the first reaction of the warrior monk is that he must bring food, so without saying a word, the warrior monk opened Wang Aiguo's box, although Wang Aiguo has tried his best to stop him.
After opening it, the warrior monk immediately realized that it was better not to open it.
"Big brother, what is this?" The warrior monk looked at Wang Aiguo's box with a confused expression, and he didn't understand what was in this 32-inch box at all.
Let's be reasonable, that is, Wang Aiguo pulls this 32-inch box and it doesn't look so big, and ordinary people pulling this 32-inch box may have the illusion that the box is larger than the person.
The warrior monk took out the first thing from Wang Aiguo's box, and then looked at Wang Aiguo strangely.
"Big brother, what are you?"
Wang Aiguo looked at the bag in the hand of the warrior monk, and then nodded: "I'm afraid that I will be constipated, so I brought some croton." ”
Warrior Monk: "......"
"And what are you?" Immediately afterward, the warrior monk took out the second bag.
Wang Aiguo looked at the bag and said a little embarrassed: "This is soybeans, I think there may not be soy milk to drink abroad, so I plan to grind a little by myself!" ”
Warrior Monk: "......"
The warrior monk took out the third bag.
"What's this horse?"
"The tofu powder that ordered tofu, I'm afraid that there is no tofu abroad, so I'm going to ......"
Before Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the warrior monk waved his hand to signal that he didn't need to say anything, and the warrior monk felt that he would really have a myocardial infarction.
Soon, the warrior monk continued to rummage through Wang Aiguo's box.
"What is this?"
"Oh, it's bean curd!"
"No, why is this tofu green?"
"Oh, it's called stinky bean curd, don't open it here. This is open, we can't stay any longer! ”
The warrior monk rolled his eyes, have you ever seen someone go out with a bottle of fermented bean curd? And it's still stinky!
"Neurotic, take this thing abroad?"
Wang Aiguo scratched his head in embarrassment, and then looked at the warrior monk suspiciously: "Is it illegal to bring this?" ”
The warrior monk was so angry that his nose was almost crooked, okay, this thing is not illegal, but this thing is very neurotic.
Shaking his head, the warrior monk took out another thing, and this thing was the only thing that seemed to be eating so far. However, this thing can't be eaten directly, of course, there is no need for Wang Aiguo to explain, the warrior monk can see at a glance what this thing is, this is a salted fish, well, it is a dried salted fish.
Holding this salted fish, the warrior monk gestured in front of Wang Aiguo.
"What are you doing with salted fish when you have nothing to do abroad?"
Wang Aiguo scratched his temple and then said: "What should I say, I don't think foreign friends have ever seen this kind of salted fish, and they don't know how delicious Chinese salted fish is, so I plan to bring a few for them to taste." ”
The warrior monk almost had a myocardial infarction on the spot, and the brain circuit of this fat man is really different from that of ordinary people.
After searching for a long time, the warrior monk finally found something similar to a can from the compartment of Wang Aiguo's box.
This canned warrior monk thought that this should be edible, and then at this time, Wang Aiguo pounced without saying a word and stopped him.
"Brother, although this thing can be eaten, it can't be eaten here?"
The warrior monk looked at Wang Aiguo with great confusion and said, "Why? ”
"It's called canned herring, and it's the number one smelliest thing in the world!"
The warrior monk almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and he could understand anything about putting some clothes in this box, but Wang Aiguo put salted fish, stinky bean curd, soybeans, and this canned herring in it.
He really can't think of what kind of person will bring these things when he goes abroad, what's the matter, the competition can't compare to others, it's going to smoke others to death?