Chapter 452: Please Call Me the Actor! (8th Update)
Everyone went from the vigilance at the beginning to the doubts in the back, and then to the shock in the back, and finally became completely unaware of what kind of expression to use to look at Wang Aiguo.
Of course, Wang Aiguo did not give the captain any time to react at that time.
Do you think that Wang Aiguo will kneel down and end it if he kneels down, of course it can't be, Wang Aiguo is a powerful actor in Golden Horse, and of course he has to play a full set of acting.
Of course, Wang Aiguo knew that the captain and they were all shocked by him, and Wang Aiguo wanted this effect, and then when all of them were so shocked that they were at a loss, Wang Aiguo slapped himself in the mouth.
"I'm not human, I'm wrong, I've wasted what the party taught me."
"Bang bang."
"Captain, I'm sorry for you!"
"Bang bang."
"Captain, I'm sorry for you. I have wasted your teachings. ”
"Bang bang." (Here is the sound of Wang Aiguo smashing his head on the conference room table.) )
"Political leadership, I ......"
"Big brother, you stop first, and if you do this again, we will call the police. You didn't feel sorry for me, you didn't do anything wrong, to be precise, I don't even know what happened, big brother, can you stand up and speak, can you say okay? Damn, you're not sick, are you? If you have rabies, stay away from me. ”
"Political leader, don't worry, I'm definitely not sick."
"Strongman, you wiped the blood from your face and forehead first, you look a little oozing now."
"Oh, okay."
Wang Aiguo took the towel handed over by the captain and rubbed it on his face, but he soon found that this was not a towel but a rag.
Then Wang Aiguo looked at the captain with a complicated expression.
The captain looked at Wang Aiguo with a confused expression, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
Finally, he looked at the captain and said, "Well, what were we talking about?" ”
"I forgot all of a sudden, what were we doing here?"
Wang Aiguo looked at a group of leaders who were at a loss, and suddenly thought that there was nothing wrong with what was written in the book of Houheixue.
Sure enough, a huge surprise can only be treated with a huge shock.
Seeing that everyone didn't seem to remember what was going on, Wang Aiguo stood up and patted the ashes on his body and said to everyone: "Okay, since there is nothing to do, then we will withdraw first, and the leaders will rest early, good night." ”
As he spoke, Wang Aiguo pulled the warrior monk who was still stunned on the side and walked out of the conference room.
…….
Walking out of the conference room, the warrior monk finally came back to his senses, and then looked at Wang Aiguo and said in surprise.
"Three hundred, starting today, I'm afraid that even if I have Alzheimer's in this life, I won't forget you. Your operation is amazing! ”
"Concession and concession." Wang Aiguo hugged his fists and said politely.
However, just as the two of them finished speaking, they were about to run away with oil on the soles of their feet, and the door of the conference room opened again.
Then the captain showed a gloomy face and said to Wang Aiguo: "You two go back." ”
Wang Aiguo: "......"
The captain is worthy of being the captain, and after being messed up like this, he can still come back to his senses so quickly, it's really ...... Bang bang bang.
……
Wang Aiguo was pulled back into the conference room, and after being punched and kicked by the captain, the captain gasped and said to Wang Aiguo: "Why do you make it clear, what happened, what are you two doing?" Singing on this big night? ”
"Doesn't this look a little boring for everyone? The monk said he could swim in the sea for an hour, so I asked him to give it a try. ”
Wang Aiguo used his superb language skills to explain a ridiculous joke to the captain, and then the captain really didn't have any problems with Wang Aiguo, and rushed up to punch and kick Wang Aiguo, shouting while beating: "Dead fatty, shut up for me, you explain things clearly to me, what is going on tonight?" I'm going to go crazy if you keep doing this. ”
"Don't be crazy, don't be crazy, our army's psychiatric hospital can't accommodate so many people."
"it!"
Here Wang Aiguo can proudly say to everyone that his ability to comfort people may be very poor, but his ability to pull ridicule is definitely among the top few in the world.
Look at his opening, it was originally just a punch and kick by the captain alone, but it immediately turned into a group of people punching and kicking Wang Aiguo, leaving the warrior monk on the side and not taking care of it.
And the warrior monk, who was not righteous, didn't come up to pull it, just watched Wang Aiguo being beaten.
Later, Wang Aiguo specially asked the warrior monk why he didn't come up to help when he was beaten.
His response to Wang Aiguo was that with Wang Aiguo's body, it was estimated that the group of people in the captain could not even break through Wang Aiguo's defense.
Wang Aiguo: "......."
I'm going to give you a gesture of love - bump.
……
Wang Aiguo was beaten for about 20 minutes, and finally the captain was tired, so he stopped and sat on the table in the conference room to gasp.
And Wang Aiguo stood up refreshed, I have to say that Wang Aiguo is still very smart, he firmly protected his handsome face with his arms, and let all the attacks fall on his back.
More than 20 minutes is equivalent to a few technicians helping Wang Aiguo massage it, and it really didn't leave any pain, and it was inexplicably a little refreshing.
……
"You tell me what's going on."
"It's like I just said......"
Before Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the door of the conference room opened again, and then Wang Aiguo saw Dadong and Big Face in shorts walking in together.
"I'm very sorry, Captain, this is what I can't teach."
"Squad leader, why are you here?" Wang Aiguo asked quietly beside Dadong.
"Shut up for me."
Dadong gritted his teeth and glared at Wang Aiguo, and then squeezed out these words for Wang Aiguo at the corner of his mouth.
Just when Wang Aiguo felt that the scene was already chaotic, two more people walked in at the door of the conference room.
One of these two people is the little fan brother of the warrior monk, and the other is the squad leader of the little fan brother.
When Wang Aiguo saw this scene at that time, he was directly stunned, and left two words in his mind.
Hehe.
As soon as Wang Aiguo and the warrior monk saw the big face and his little fan brother, they knew that this matter was basically impossible to hide.
However, the big face and the little fan brother are quite smart, and finally they didn't rush over directly to save the warrior monk and Wang Aiguo, but called the squad leader over.
After all, the squad leader of Dadong and Xiao Fan is also a veteran, and even if he is the captain, he has to give some face.
Well, even if you don't give face, it's good to have two more people when you get beaten.
Fortunately, Dadong doesn't know what Wang Aiguo thinks now, otherwise, Dadong would have started to hammer the pen by now.