Chapter 14 I am not a genius

Upstairs, Shen Chongming sat there crampedly, but Yan Yumeng, who invited him upstairs, was still changing his clothes and did not appear.

"Childe, please have tea." The maidservant served a cup of tea and said.

"Oh, thank you." Shen Chongming hurriedly took it, and in a panic, he drank it directly, it was a pain, and he almost couldn't help squirting out.

"Shhh...... Good tea, good tea. Shen Chongming forced a smile and laughed, while the maid covered her mouth and chuckled, leaving him without the slightest face.

Just when Shen Chongming was embarrassed, Yan Yumeng came out after a long time, and at this time she had already removed the veil on her face.

Beauty, this is Shen Chongming's first feeling, and the specific point is to captivate the country and the city. Shen Chongming asked himself if he had seen many star-studded celebrities on the screen, and admitted that they were very beautiful after putting on makeup, but they were much worse than Yan Yumeng in front of him, not the factor on the surface, but more importantly, the feeling that made people's hearts pound.

"Ahem, ahem." Seeing two red clouds rising on Yan Yumeng's face, Shen Chongming realized that he was rude, and quickly got up and said, "In Xia Shen Chongming, I have seen Miss Yan." ”

"Shen Gongzi is polite, please take a seat." Yan Yumeng smiled and smiled, causing Shen Chongming to jump up again with a tom of caution.

"I don't know what tunes Shen Gongzi likes to listen to?" Looking at Shen Chongming's nervous expression as he sat there, Yan Yumeng had no choice but to ask.

"Hehe, don't hide it from Miss Yan, I can't understand the rhythm of music, I'm afraid I can't appreciate the girl's talent, I'm sorry." Shen Chongming told the truth, but as soon as the words came out, he regretted it, the rice bucket, he didn't know how to pretend to understand.

Yan Yumeng smiled lightly and said, "In this case, why don't you ask the little woman to write a poem and give it to me, okay?" ”

"Not good. Don't hide it from Miss Yan, I can't learn well in the next place, so far I won't chant poetry right, if I learn it in the future, I must write a good poem to send to the girl. Shen Chongming's face was flushed, he didn't dare to slap his face and be fat in such a thing, it would be even more embarrassing.

"Hee-hee." The maid on the side couldn't help laughing, she had never seen such an honest person.

"Xiaoqing." Yan Yumeng glanced at the maid reproachfully, and then couldn't help laughing.

It was really embarrassing, Shen Chongming felt that he didn't have the face to stay here any longer, so he hurriedly got up and said, "Thank you Miss Yan for your kindness, if you don't have any other instructions, I'll leave first." ”

"Shen Gongzi, please stay." Yan Yumeng saw that he was leaving, and hurriedly spoke. "Shen Gongzi, since this is the case, then the little girl should dance for Gongzi again, it's good."

To tell the truth, Shen Chongming really wanted to appreciate Yan Yumeng's beautiful dancing, so he paused and said, "Since that's the case, then thank you girl." ”

The light song and dance candlelight flickered, Shen Chongming couldn't help but indulge in Yan Yumeng's beautiful dancing, he didn't see any meaning, just simple beauty.

After the song, Shen Chongming hurriedly applauded, and after half a day, he calmed down a lot, and said with a smile: "Miss Yan is so talented, she has opened her eyes." ”

Yan Yumeng smiled slightly, "Childe is too famous." ”

To be honest, in the face of the beauty Shen Chongming's flamboyant tongue on weekdays, there was no need for all here, and the two fell silent again.

"Shen Gongzi, the so-called courtesy is still exchanged, my young lady danced a song for you, what should you do." The maidservant Xiaoqing Shen Chongming, who was standing on the side, replied shyly like a little girl, and couldn't help but speak.

"This ...... Since this is the case, then I have to make a fool of myself, I wonder if the two girls have heard of brain teasers? Shen Chongming pondered for a while, and could only take out the brain teaser that he used to play with when he was a child.

"No, please tell Shen Gongzi about it." Xiaoqing hurriedly said. The little girl was always interested in novelties, and even Yan Yumeng nodded.

"But let's say okay, don't be angry." A lot of brain teasers are funny, and Shen Chongming doesn't dare to speak easily, in case it makes the two of them angry.

"Don't worry, Childe, this girl has a lot of belly." As she spoke, Xiaoqing also pointed to her stomach, like a tomboy.

"There is a pig and a donkey in the slaughterhouse, and there is only one butcher in the slaughterhouse, which one do you want to kill first?" Shen Chongming said it cautiously, he was in a hurry, and he forgot about many brain teasers, and he only thought of such a worst one.

"Well, I think I should kill the pigs." Xiaoqing clenched her little fist and said, she was born in a peasant family, and donkeys are used to work.

Without waiting for Yan Yumeng to answer, Shen Chongming hurriedly said: "Donkey thinks the same way. ”

Xiaoqing was stunned for a moment, then reacted and said hurriedly: "You ......"

"Say it, don't be angry!" Shen Chongming hurriedly said, I knew that it would be like this, who let you force us to show off and learn.

"Hmph, what if you kill the donkey first?" Xiaoqing pouted and asked unconvinced.

"That's what the pig thinks, too." This time it was Yan Yumeng who answered, and he couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle, this question is really tricky.

"Miss, how can you bully people, huh." Xiao Qing said angrily, and at the same time her eyes glared fiercely at Shen Chongming, who was gloating, all of which were made by this bad guy.

After laughing for a while, Yan Yumeng asked with a smile: "Listening to Shen Gongzi's accent, I don't want to be from the capital, I don't know where my hometown is?" ”

"Hehe, Miss Yan has good eyesight, and she is from Shaoxing, Zhejiang." Shen Chongming replied truthfully.

Yan Yumeng's eyes lit up, and she said with a smile: "I see, the little woman is in Hangzhou, and she is also a fellow villager with her son." Forgive the little woman for being presumptuous, the son should be a scholar in a Confucian shirt, but I don't know why I don't know how to recite poetry? ”

"Hehe, don't hide it from the girl, although I am a scholar, I can not read the Four Books and the Five Classics, and I have never learned to sing poetry, so I don't know anything about these things." Shen Chongming replied truthfully.

"Hmph, in my opinion, it must be someone who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it." Xiaoqing said disdainfully, still haunted by what happened just now.

Seeing that Yan Yumeng was about to criticize him again, Shen Chongming hurriedly said: "What Miss Xiaoqing said is that she originally wanted to learn it, but these things are obscure and difficult to understand, and I really can't learn them." I feel deeply guilty for not being able to write a poem to thank Miss Yan for her love today. ”

Seeing him like this, Xiaoqing smiled proudly, and the anger that was suppressed in her heart just now dissipated.

Seeing Xiaoqing laughing, Yan Yumeng's eyes looking at Shen Chongming couldn't help but change, what a clever method.

"That Shen Gongzi, everyone who reads wants to pass the scientific examination to rank in the court class, you don't know the Four Books and the Five Classics, and you can't chant poems against each other, so what's the use of reading books?" In a good mood, Xiaoqing called Shen Chongming's son here.

"To serve the court, you don't necessarily have to use the Four Books and Five Classics, Miss Yan said right?" Shen Chongming said with a hint of a smile, this Xiaoni is really beautiful and moving.

"Hehe, Yumeng's daughter's body, I don't know much about this kind of thing." Yan Yumeng shook his head and smiled, but his eyes glanced at Shen Chongming's boots.

Then he was very depressed, Xiaoqing twittered and didn't listen, but Yan Yumeng just smiled, and Shen Chongming didn't know what to say, so he kept getting better.

"Two girls, it's not early, so let's say goodbye first." Shen Chongming estimated the time, hurriedly got up and said. If he stays too long, Xiao Pengcheng should be cranky again.

"Ah, Shen Gongzi, you're leaving." When Xiaoqing saw that Shen Chongming was leaving, her emotions couldn't help but fall, she hadn't spoken so happily for a long time.

"Hehe, take care." Shen Chongming arched his hand, turned around and walked out.

"Miss, this Shen Gongzi is really different from ordinary people." Looking at the closed door, Xiaoqing said.

Yan Yumeng smiled, "It seems that our Xiaoqing girl has taken a fancy to this Shen Gongzi." ”

"Miss, what nonsense are you talking about, people just think that this Shen Gongzi is not pretentious. Unlike those perverts in the past, all of them pretended to be literati and scholars, but in fact, they were all men and prostitutes, which was very bad. Xiao Qing said angrily, feeling disgusted when she thought of the eyes of those men who looked like they were dancing with the young lady.

"You, how do you know that Shen Gongzi is a good person, haven't you heard that many real bad guys are hidden in the play?" Yan Yumeng asked with interest.

"Miss, when you were dancing just now, people quietly looked at Shen Gongzi, his eyes are not like those people on weekdays, he always wants to strip Miss Naked." Xiaoqing's face was full of seriousness.

Yan Yumeng's cheeks flushed, "You damn girl, you are not ashamed." ”

"Hehe, did Miss admit it, tell me why you chose Shen Gongzi?" Xiaoqing is also a smart person, and when she looks at Yan Yumeng, she knows that she agrees with what she said.

Yan Yumeng, who was always quiet in front of Shen Chongming, couldn't help but show the look of her little daughter at this time, smiled and said, "Just like you said, eyes." ”

"Miss, tell me what kind of eyes he had at that time?" Xiaoqing asked with interest, wondering if what the young lady saw was the same as what she saw.

"Well, I can't tell. But Xiaoqing, he is a big man, and he blushes and hehe. As soon as he remembered that Shen Chongming lowered his head when he saw him looking at him again, Yan Yumeng couldn't help but laugh.

Xiaoqing laughed when she heard this, and told Shen Chongming about drinking tea and burning his mouth, and the two girls immediately laughed.