Chapter 56: Four House Slaves
All the Imperial Historians shut up and stopped talking.
Lao Li and the generals didn't expect that the matter of harmony would make Cheng Huailiang so angry, I don't know why, Lao Li and the generals suddenly clenched their fists, ready to fight with Tubo.
"Look at your little bit of work. Phew! ”
Cheng Huailiang aimed at an imperial historian and spit out, "A group of scum who have been bent by the waves." ”
"Four slaves, tell Lao Tzu about it." Cheng Huailiang's wat board was directly aimed at Ouyang Xinben, "Do you have a daughter to marry?" ”
The generals are all ashamed, are there any such shorts as you?
However, the tactics are still right, the Imperial Historian is a group of grasshoppers who can't be steamed and cooked, and if you want to get Ouyang Xinben, you must first shut up that group of scum.
If you don't hit someone in the face, you are a slave with four surnames...... Ouyang Xun is also a great writer, he endured it in his sixties, is it shameless for others?
Lao Li walked down and kicked Cheng Huailiang is foot, with an unquestionable tone, "Apologize to the scholar!" ”
"No apologies! Minister, I'd rather die than give in! ”
Cheng Huailiang raised his head with a sense of arrogance, "This is a group of wolves in sheep's clothing." ”
In his previous life, as a business wizard, his consistent style was to resolutely cooperate with devils and be ashamed to be with devils. As long as it involves devils, resolutely crack down and resolutely retaliate.
Lao Li's face darkened, he didn't want Cheng Huailiang to apologize, but he needed a face, and he also asked Ouyang a face.
There are many bachelors in the world, who knows what kind of moth will be if you beat Ouyang Xun? It's not good to take out the Xuanwu Gate file again.
"Apologies!"
"Nope! The minister would rather live standing than die on his knees. ”
"Apologies!"
"Nope! Resisting foreign aggression is the blood that every Tang boy should have, and it is the backbone that every Tang man should have. But their spine is bent! That's right, why apologize? ”
"Come on, pull this bastard out and cut it down!" Lao Li roared angrily, and two Yu Lin guards immediately came in outside the door, but they were stunned and did not move, looking at Lao Li with red eyes.
"Do it! Cut this bastard! ”
The two Yu Linwei still didn't move, and knelt on the ground with a pop, "Your Majesty, Grandpa Cheng...... Said ...... That's right...... Weekend...... I can't do it! ”
"It's the other way around! It's the other way around."
Lao Li kicked Yu Linwei, who was talking, "Su Lie, you have been demoted from a general to a soldier, do you want me to cut off your head?" ”
Hearing this, Su Lie stood up and directly took off the armor and clothes on his body, "Your Majesty, the ministers have fought no less than fifty times, and every time they rush to the front, this body injury is left by resisting foreign invasions. The soldiers fought on the battlefield outside, and suffered numerous casualties. But what about this bunch of scum? But here they ask for peace, are they worthy of the soldiers who die at the border every year? ”
"The dignity of a country depends on unremitting self-improvement and on a tough fist." Cheng Huailiang saw that Su Lie was covered with scars and resentful, "But what about them? For the sake of one's own survival, to build peace on a woman's belly? Aren't royal children children? ”
"Shut me up." Lao Li kicked Cheng Huailiang.
"My family marries me to the heavens, and I trust the king of Wusun from a foreign country. The dome is the room, the wall is the wall, the meat is the food, and the cheese is the pulp. I often think about my heart, and I am willing to return to my hometown for Huang Huxi. Cheng Huailiang hid directly behind the pillars of the main hall and shouted out the poem.
In the entire court, it seems that there is a smell of sadness because of this poem. Even Cheng Yanjin, who doesn't learn and has no skills, feels sad, let alone Li Shimin?
"Your Majesty, you want the head of the minister, and the minister will give it to you. But let the minister finish his words. Cheng Huailiang threw away the wat board in his hand and saluted Lao Li, "The ministers ask the monarch and the ministers to play right." ”
Lao Li was a little confused, and if you apologize, you will apologize, and then continued, where are you going to make trouble now?
Is the monarch right? Do you still want to splash dirty water on my head? Lao Li was furious.
"Cheng Zhijie, Niu Jinda, hold him down!"
Lao Li stretched out his hand and grabbed the wat board in the hand of a military general, and after Cheng Zhijie and Niu Jinda held down Cheng Huailiang, he picked up the wat board and pulled it against Cheng Huailiang's buttocks.
"Lao Tzu asked your monarch and ministers to play right!"
"Lao Tzu makes you look at the young!"
"Lao Tzu asked you to block me!"
"If I don't beat you, you still can't go against the sky?"
It wasn't until Lao Li was tired that the old rascal and Niu Jinda let go, Cheng Huailiang stood up and rubbed his buttocks, "Your Majesty, the minister's words haven't been finished yet!" ”
"I ......" Lao Li was about to smash the wat board in his hand, but he finally gave up.
"Su Lie, get dressed and stand where you should stand. Cheng Huailiang, you go on, it's not good to say, I want your head. ”
Su Lie put on his armor and stood behind Hou Junji, and the other Yulin Guard left the Jinluan Palace.
Lao Guo came out to play a round, "Cheng Huailiang, who wrote this poem?" ”
"The first person to marry a princess in the Han Dynasty, Princess Wusun."
In the sixth year of Yuan Feng, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty named Liu Xijun as a princess and married the king of Wusun, Kun Mo Hunting. How could it not be harmed by the king's old age, and the language barrier, he made a pipa song. No, after Princess Wusun gave birth to a daughter, she died of depression at the age of twenty-five.
Just when Lao Li and the generals were sad and angry, Ouyang Xinben, who had not spoken, spoke again.
Everyone saw that Cheng Huailiang used this poem to think about Lao Li and his relatives.
"In all dynasties, the royal children should have the determination to give up their homes for the country. After the Tang Dynasty, Princess Pingyang was still able to lead the women's army and settle the Central Plains in a battle, which was the glory of the emperor's children. Over the years, years after year, how many men have been buried on the battlefield? Wouldn't it be better to marry a royal daughter to another country and reduce wars? ”
Phew!
Cheng Huailiang made a move here, and directly pulled out Ouyang Xinben's two teeth with a slap.
I don't have any memory of being beaten! I just finished being beaten by Lao Li, and now I am beating Ouyang Xun again, and the dead child is not saved.
But no one stood up to help Ouyang Xun speak, after all, what he said was really bad.
Even Lao Li did not reprimand Cheng Huailiang. Are royal children not human? The royal children are rotten vegetables and leaves, and they will throw them away?
"Four family slaves, are you a soft bone like you?"
Cheng Huailiang spat on Ouyang Xinben's face, "Shameless old thing." Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty is your Taichang Taifu, Yu Wenhua and the emperor you remain as a doctor. Dou Jiande called the emperor, you stay in the post of Taichangqing. Li Tang founded the country, and you relied on your relationship with Gaozu to come to Datang again. To be reasonable, Ouyang Xinben, I am convinced that your literary attainments can definitely be called a generation of grandmasters. But this is the court, you are a soft bone, and you have lost the national integrity you should have. No matter how high your literary attainments are, if you lose your dignity, you are not even as good as. ”
"Vertical ...... And dare to ......"
Ouyang Xinben was almost vomited blood by Cheng Huailiang!