Of course, Li You still knows about Li Chengqian's most popular dance, but there is no way, this most popular dance is too demonic, and it is difficult for Li You to know it.

The older ones are a little unacceptable to this, they are young people, when they gather, they must have the hottest dance, as long as they shout, no matter how they dance, it is very enjoyable.

He also knew the artifact of the big horn, but he didn't have the chance to see it last time, and now, Li Chengqian actually wanted him to use it, as far as he knew, this big horn should only be used by Li Chengqian, what a great honor he could use!

Li You stretched out his hands to pick it up, and after the loudspeaker arrived, he was a little stupid, how should this thing be used? He naturally held the handle of the loudspeaker, and naturally saw the switch, and under curiosity, Li You pressed it.

"Collect your hair, grow your hair, cut your braids, collect old phones, waste phones, broken phones, old phones for kitchen knives, scissors, pots, ......"

Li You: "??? ”

Wei Zheng: "??? ”

Not only Li You and Wei Zheng, but Li Chengqian were stunned, it didn't seem to be these words before, which switch did Li You press blindly? No, there are only two switches......

"Is there a little fairy living in this big speaker?" Li You asked.

The corners of Li Chengqian's eyes twitched: "What little fairy, how could a little fairy say these words!" ”

Li You swallowed a mouthful of saliva, who can withstand this!

"No, you led me astray, there is no woman in it at all, it is just a tool to amplify the voice!" Li Chengqian hurriedly said.

He snatched the loudspeaker from Li You's hand and pressed the button that was used to amplify the sound.

Zizizi......

A noisy sound of the machine came out, and Li Chengqian nodded and said, "Okay, you put the big head of the horn at Yang Yi, put the small head on your mouth, and shout." ”

Li You put the loudspeaker in front of Yang Yi and asked Li Chengqian, "Is it so far?" ”

"No, it's still a little too far, you get closer to him." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative sentiment from Wang Yihan, +123"

"Negative sentiment from Yang Yi, +143"

Li You stepped forward a little and asked, "Is that so?" ”

"Not enough, it's still far away!" Li Chengqian said.

"Negative sentiment from Yang Yi, +150"

"Negative sentiment from Wang Yihan, +147"

Li You couldn't figure out the situation this time, and if he went down, it was not within his comfort range, so he had to bend down and move his whole body forward.

He's a dignified son, why should he bend down to an unknown guy?

"What's the matter, you're a child, is your old waist very hard? Can't bend down? Li Chengqian said, "That's it, you can put this thing directly on Yang Yi's ears in one step." ”

After receiving Li Chengqian's accurate instructions, Li You squatted down directly this time and put the big horn on Yang Yi's left ear, and the big horn almost covered Yang Yi's entire left ear, and Wang Yihan, who was watching, was shocked.

"Negative sentiment from Wang Yihan, +145"

When this loudspeaker made a sound just now, she heard it clearly, this thing was very loud, if his husband was yelled like this, I am afraid that he would be deaf directly.

Yang Yi was even more painful, when the imperial doctor pricked his head with a needle just now, he didn't feel pain, and when Li Chengqian asked the imperial doctor to prick his foot with an awl, he really hurt, it hurt his heart.

Now, with a big horn hanging over his left ear, he feels like a fish on a steaming plate, ready to be slaughtered! The key is that he didn't move when he was stabbed like that before, and now that he suddenly gets up, he will definitely be suspected, at least until Li You shouts.

Most importantly, he didn't want to give up! As long as this success is successful, in the future, it will always lie down, not worry about eating and drinking, and when you have enough to lie down, you will go incognito, and go to another place to get away, isn't it happy?

He also wanted to hold on for a while and give it a try.

"Ahem......" Li You cleared his throat.

Everyone waited for a while and found that Li You did not speak.

……

Li You said: "What should I say?" ”

"Negative sentiment from Yang Yi, +161"

It's torture! He couldn't help muttering in his heart, could it be that he pretended to be unconscious and was discovered?

"You just say: Yang Yi, your mother called you home for dinner!" Li Chengqian said.

Li You's eyes lit up, this sentence, good!

He shouted at the end of the loudspeaker: "Yang Yi, your mother called you home for dinner!" ”

"Negative sentiment from Yang Yi, +188"

Yang Yi felt like he had been struck by lightning, and his brain was buzzing, but he could still bear it at this level.

Although the big horn is not aimed at other people, everyone knows how powerful the big horn is, and Wei Zheng knows it for the second time.

Wei Zheng said: "It seems that Yang Yi really can't wake up. ”

Li Chengqian was very uncomfortable, he obviously knew that Yang Yi was pretending to be unconscious, but he couldn't say that the negative emotions were too outrageous, and others would treat him as a fool if he said it.

Li You is having fun.

"Yang Yi, wake up!"

"Yang Yi, the grape trellis in your backyard has fallen!"

"Negative sentiment from Yang Yi, +189"

"Negative sentiment from Wang Yihan, +156"

Negative emotions are worth earning a lot, but people still haven't woken up.

"Brother Tony, I'm here!" Duho shouted as he barged in.

Wei Zheng pinched a sweat, now it's okay, the three major pests in Chang'an City are ready!

He was carrying a food box, panting, and looked like he had run a long distance.

"I've got everything you asked me to prepare!" Duho Road.

As he spoke, he opened the food box, and there was a lot of stinky tofu in it, and suddenly, everyone in the house rolled their eyes, this thing will smoke people to death when it is brought into the house, okay!

"Negative sentiment from Wei Zheng, +123"

"From ......"

"Little Dudu, you have solved my urgent need!" Li Chengqian said, "Quick, give Yang Yi a little!" ”

Wang Yihan hurriedly said, "What are you going to do?" ”

"As the so-called color appetite, eating is one of the most basic needs of people, and I want to wake up Yang Yi with the deliciousness of stinky tofu." Li Chengqian said.

"No way!" Wang Yihan objected, "He is a comatose person, so he can't eat this." ”

"Oh, vegetative people also need to eat and drink Lazar, if you don't feed him now, you have to feed him later, so let's taste it first." Li Chengqian said.

After he finished speaking, Du He immediately took a piece of stinky tofu and handed it to Wang Yihan, Wang Yihan didn't want it, but Du He glared at him and could only take it and eat it.

It's delicious......

Wang Yihan didn't want to say anything, so he had to be silent.

Seeing that Wang Yihan was silent, Li Chengqian said: "Little Dudu, then you can feed him according to my instructions." ”

Duhe nodded.

Li Chengqian's instructions were very simple, the upper layer of the food box was filled with stinky tofu, and the lower layer was filled with feces.

When others ask, they taste stinky tofu for others, and when they feed Yang Yi, of course, they feed, and people who touch porcelain, since they like to touch porcelain, I believe they must also like to eat.