Chapter 998: Tang Ren, you brute
Yang Quan felt that he was unlucky.
As the governor of Shangsi Prefecture, Yang Quan plans to work here for two years, mix up qualifications, and then transfer back to Bianliang.
In other words, he is here to make a living with soy sauce.
But this bastard encountered Tang Ren, a hooligan.
Tang Ren sent a letter to him, saying that Yang Quan was both civil and military, and that he was of great help to the people of Zhao'an.
After the Jiaozhi people stopped, the biggest problem on Guangnan West Road was the Turen, so the transfer envoy and others were happy when they heard it.
What, we still have such talents down there? Then what is there to say, go, when the natives go down the mountain and submit to you, you will go back to Shangsizhou.
So Yang Quan was unlucky and kept squatting at the bottom of the mountain.
Life in the barracks is not easy, Yang Quan likes to keep a straight face, those sergeants are vulgar and bold, and after a long time, they are no longer afraid of him, and they will even make some pranks.
Dawn is a good time to sleep, and most of the time you are dreaming......
Yang Quan was dreaming, in the dream he returned to Bianliang in a beautiful way, summoned by the official family, and was cordially asking about his political achievements in Shangsizhou......
There are a lot of political achievements...... What is the ditch to educate the people......
The official family was kind and ready to reward him, and the Zaifu on the side looked envious, jealous and hateful......
A certain Yang Quan, this is the pinnacle of life, right?
Yang Quan, who was beautiful in his dream, suddenly felt a little cold in his neck, so he reached out and scratched it.
Sweet dreams, don't go......
His sweet dreams disappeared for a moment, and then his body was agitated.
What did so-and-so touch?
A round thing, a long thing......
It seems to be still squirming......
"Help......
……
Tang Ren's sleep was good, and when he was in Fuzhou, Zhi Jizu told him that if you want to stay in good mental and physical condition, you must learn to fall asleep anytime and anywhere.
He took this as a guide, but he couldn't sleep anytime and anywhere, but he slept very well at night.
Bang bang bang!
The door was slammed hard, and Tang Ren woke up, in an extremely bad mood.
He got up to open the door, and was about to start scolding, when he was stopped by a snake.
This is a non-venomous snake and is fat.
It's hibernation time, but it's been dug up, and it's looking extremely angry.
In the middle of the snake's mouthful, Yang Quan roared angrily: "Those ** got this snake and put it on the neck of a certain person, and put it on the neck...... I haven't sent it this day...... Find out who you want to kill! ”
Belch!
Those ** are really ......
Tang Ren glanced around and said lightly: "This snake is not poisonous!" ”
"Non-toxic ......"
Non-toxic is just a prank.
"Tang Xuan, I want to go back."
Yang Quan suddenly squatted on the ground and cried.
A big man suddenly began to cry, looking extremely pitiful.
Tang Ren drove away the onlookers, and then sighed, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Yang Quan just ignored it, and after crying for a long time, he collected his tears, and said faintly: "I want to be a Zaifu, and after entering the eunuch journey, everything goes smoothly, but I just met you......"
His voice was resentful, and there was a bit of a 'once you meet Tang Ren, you will miss it for life'.
Tang Ren only felt goosebumps popping up all over his body, so he said, "This matter is simple. ”
Yang Quan hurriedly asked, "How simple?" ”
"As long as you lure the natives down the mountain, you will be a great achievement...... Would you like to? ”
Since you like to be promoted and get rich, then there is an opportunity in front of you, are you willing?
Tang Ren is like a demon, inducing.
Yang Quan raised his head and said suspiciously: "You deceived a certain ...... last time Let people release arrows, and almost shoot so-and-so. ”
"It was just a ploy of so-and-so, didn't so-and-so exchange you back later?"
Tang Ren said with a straight face: "A certain thing is doing things brightly, you just have to rest assured." ”
Oh, yes! Last time, Tang Ren fearlessly went to replace him and came back, and then followed the natives up the mountain, and after the news spread, he was praised as unparalleled in righteousness.
Yang Quan thought of this, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I believe in you." ”
Tang Ren said with a smile: "So if you have a plan here, you have to ...... someone."
Yang Quan thought of being able to make meritorious contributions, and his heart suddenly became hot, so he asked, "But what do you want to do?" Arch said. ”
Tang Ren said: "Those natives are ready to rebel and prepare to attack us, but they can't say when they can do it, so ...... It takes an individual to seduce ...... No, no, no, it's to lure them and let them go down the mountain decisively......"
"What?"
Yang Quan was dumbfounded, "Why is this the case again?" ”
Last time, he went to perform a bait mission and was shot by an archer arranged by Tang Ren.
He hesitated.
"If you swear an oath, you will be safe." Tang Ren said lightly: "Is this good? ”
The battle between heaven and man is what Yang Quan said at this time, he struggled for a long time, and finally said: "If you lie to a certain ......"
Tang Ren said without hesitation: "Then I will be killed by the natives." ”
Yang Quan's eyes narrowed slightly, and a smile emerged. He arched his hand and said, "Xiaguan will go and prepare." ”
"Go ahead."
Tang Ren watched him go out with a smile, and then said with a smile: "The Marquis of Faith said that an oath is a coaxing thing, if it is for the country and the people, no matter how poisonous the oath is, it is useless......
The next day, Tang Ren took the civil and military officials to send Yang Quan outside.
One horse, more than a dozen sergeants, this is all his belongings for this decoy mission.
"It's still the same sentence, I found that the natives just run."
Tang Ren was very sincere, but Huang Wu said: "My brother said that last time that person was stupid and ran around, and we caught him in the end." ”
Yang Quan glared at him, remembering the bad luck last time, he couldn't help but glance at the more than ten sergeants, for fear that Tang Ren would arrange the archers to plot against him again.
None of the more than a dozen sergeants carried bows and arrows, and this discovery reassured Yang Quan a lot.
"Go in peace, go all the way." Tang Ren's voice became more and more gentle.
"Go all the way!"
Everyone arched their hands and said together, the voice was very loud, which startled Yang Quan. He smiled and arched his hand: "Let's go, let's go." ”
The bait of more than a dozen people set off.
They walked up and down the edge of the mountains, like officials who had come to investigate.
In the past, there were also officials who came to investigate, but most of them went back under the guise of just going around.
Yang Quan was different, he even took out a pen and paper, constantly recording something.
Seriously!
After wandering around like this for two days, Yang Quan even recognized the surrounding trees.
After a night of indiscriminate sleep, the sergeants buried their pots and cooked food.
There's nothing to say when you're out of the house, the so-called breakfast is just to get some jerky and cook soup, and then bring dry food.
Yang Quan didn't want to eat, so he went to the side to solve it.
When he came back rubbing his belly, he heard the sergeants muttering......
"As he said, the target of those natives is the big camp, and they will definitely not get us first."
When Yang Quan heard this, he couldn't help but be secretly grateful.
Last time, I misunderstood Tang Ren, but this time I still misunderstood, hey! I'm embarrassed! Or...... Go back and apologize?
"Well, it's just that they will keep people behind, and they will surround us when they raid the camp......"
What rice?
Yang Quan couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
"Yang Zhizhou has a horse that runs fast, and he is an official, and those natives will stare at him. We are small soldiers, it's useless, the natives are not stupid, and it is a waste of food to catch us, so once the natives raid, we will scatter and run, remember, don't run the same road with Yang Zhizhou, it will be unlucky......"
"Yes! Those natives just want to arrest a big official to threaten the DPRK, and it is useless to arrest us. ”
"So be smart, find that the natives just run, once you find that Yang Zhizhou and you are on the same road, then quickly change the route...... In a word, Yang Zhizhou is sent to death, and we will make meritorious ......"
“……”
Tang Ren of Nyima, you brute!
Yang Quan only felt that his heart was cold, he gritted his teeth and hated Tang Ren, and then quietly walked towards his war horse.
Pull the reins, turn over and get on the horse, a set of actions Yang Quan completes the flow of water.
Brother is gone! Don't be accompanied, go play by yourself.
Yang Quan was proud in his heart, and was about to ride his horse, when he heard some movement in the mountain forest on the side.
He looked sideways and saw two bows......
Woohoo!
The arrow flew, and Yang Quan rode his horse to escape, but the war horse was hit by an arrow......
"The natives are coming, run!"
The sergeants scattered and fled, and sure enough, the natives did not chase after them.
Yang Quan's war horse was hit by an arrow and began to run wildly.
"Tang Ren, your ancestor!"
Yang Quan was scolding Tang Ren, and he cried when he scolded.
"You brute, you actually cheated on a certain ...... Why is he so stupid to believe your words......"
The horses gradually lost their speeds.
"Run!"
Yang Quan kicked and hit the war horse, but the war horse just gasped.
The natives chased after them, and a natives flew over and threw Yang Quan under his horse.
He rode on Yang Quan's body, looking up and cheering.
Hundreds of natives cheered with all sorts of weapons.
Yang Quan collapsed and cried, "Spare your life......"
……
Tang Ren was waiting.
Someone is asking: "Jurisdiction, will Yang Zhizhou ...... over there?"
His plan is not invulnerable, Yang Quan is lustful, so he was dizzy and fiddled with by him, but there are many sober people.
If Yang Quan is killed by the natives, you Tang Ren won't be better!
Tang Ren said lightly: "He has a war horse, but the natives don't have a horse......
Oh, yes!
If you have a horse, you can't escape, that's your life.
"Besides, where do these natives dare to kill officials casually? Aren't they afraid of the wrath of the Great Song Dynasty? ”
The current Great Song is different from before, otherwise where would Huang Da think about going down the mountain.
Everyone nodded, "The plan is excellent. ”
Tang Ren also felt that his plan was excellent, and his biggest reliance was the telescope.
The natives didn't know about artifacts such as the Great Song Dynasty Hope Telescope, so when they snooped on the periphery, they had already been known by the Song army.
"The natives have begun to assemble."
The latest news made Tang Ren a little dumbfounded, he looked up at the blue sky, "They dare to raid us during the day?" ”
Everyone's hearts were cold, "Fortunately, I found out." ”
Because everyone estimated that the natives would launch a surprise attack at night, the Song army was resting at the moment, waiting for the night.
In other words, the biological clock of the Song army has been disrupted in the past few days, and if the assembly of the natives is not discovered in time, this raid is really difficult to say.
"Wake them up and get ready to ......"
The natives have already moved in the distance, from slow to trotting...... They were approaching at a rapid pace.
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