The hometown is even more timid, and he doesn't dare to ask anyone.

After Yu Zhiqian got out of the car, when he stood at the door of his community, he didn't dare to take a step, and he didn't go home for a year and a half, Yu Zhiqian was even worried that his parents couldn't recognize him, and when he thought of his parents' expectations for himself, Yu Zhiqian couldn't help but feel a little sad, he didn't become a dragon, but he became a joke.

Entering the community, it is still familiar with the greenery, occasionally you can see garbage, as well as the old man walking the dog, the elderly security guard, everything is not much different from when Yu Zhiqian left, regardless of the opposition of his family, he left his hometown and went to Africa, at that time Yu Zhiqian swore that he would not come back if he didn't mix up a person, and now it seems that what Master Wang Jingze said is not wrong, it is really fragrant.

Familiar community, familiar people, the stall selling chicken fillets is still there, there is still a fragrance, the dirty uncle keeps shouting, and after seeing Yu Zhiqian, he said hello.

The old man and the old lady who sell vegetables look pitiful, the goods they sell are more expensive than the supermarket at the door, and they are short of two catties, and they say that they are planted in their own fields, but they are actually from the next community, and they are dedicated to fooling honest people.

The door god on the gate is the same as back then, Qin Shubao and Wei Chigong seem to be angry, ignoring each other, and the uncle on the first floor still hasn't put the direction of the door god right for so many years.

Standing at the door of the house, Yu Zhiqian took a deep breath and knocked on the door gently, this feeling was very apprehensive, when he was discharged from the army and went home, he was excited, but now he is like a wanderer working outside, and when he goes home, he may encounter marriage urging, and he may encounter various problems of seven aunts and eight aunts.

The door opened, and his father's face, which was already a little vicissitudes, looked a little older, and after seeing Yu Zhiqian, he helped his glasses hard, and then shouted at the house: "you, Da Qian is back!" After finishing speaking, he looked at Yu Zhiqian again: "Don't be stunned, come in!" ”

Yu Zhiqian nodded, dragged his luggage in, Yu Zhiqian's mother walked out of the house, originally very excited, after seeing Yu Zhiqian, he immediately came to a small place, took out his broom, and called: "You bastard boy, you still know to come back, it's been a year and a half to leave, you don't have this home in your eyes, and there is no mother like me!" ”

"Mom, I'm not coming back, I'm doing well in Africa, isn't this coming back, hey, Mom, put down the broom, stop fighting, I'm an adult, don't fight!"

Yu Zhiqian shouted while hiding, he hadn't seen him for a year and a half, his mother's temper was still so irritable, and he used a broom to educate Yu Zhiqian without saying a word, exactly the same as when he was a child, as long as he made a mistake, he would be beaten with a fat head.

"If I don't beat you, you kid doesn't have a long memory, ah, let you not go home, let you go to Africa!" After hitting twice, I felt that I might be tired, so I threw the broom aside and took a deep breath: "Okay, okay, just come back, don't go to Africa after you come back, find a job in China, tomorrow I will introduce you to a partner, that is, the daughter of the old Ma family, the army has come back, you look at people, in the Public Security Bureau, you look at you, run to the African area, you are ready to be an old black slave!" ”

"Mom, I said it all, I opened a company in Africa, I didn't make money this year, I brought you a lot of things back, look, big crabs, big lobsters!"

"Okay, okay, you haven't seen the world as your mother, these things in Africa are worthless, okay, it's decided, after the New Year, be at home, let your dad find you a job, stay at home!"

Although my mother had just finished beating Yu Zhiqian, she instantly became a loving mother, as if the person who beat Yu Zhiqian with a broom and broke two cups just now was not herself.

Yu Zhiqian looked at his father with a pleading look, and his father gave him a helpless look, signaling him to do it himself.

When you go home for the Chinese New Year, especially when you go home for a long time, you will always have to face the greetings of the seven aunts and eight aunts, and the questions will always be so few, how is the work, do you have a girlfriend? When to get married? This kind of question seems to be the same as the unification of the whole country, why relatives across the country will ask this question, it is estimated that it is the same as why the whole country jumps rubber bands are unified actions, it is an unsolved mystery.

Watching the Spring Festival Gala in the thirtieth of the Chinese New Year's Eve, Xiao Yueyue's crosstalk looked at Yu Zhiqian very embarrassed, could it be that he went to Africa for two years, and his laughter became higher? Or has the level of the Spring Festival Gala plummeted to the point of the Avenue of Stars?

On the third day of the Lunar New Year, there was snow, Yu Zhiqian wore a handsome suit, carefully groomed his beard, combed his hair, and then took his old man's car keys, ready to go on a blind date, Yu Zhiqian really didn't want to go on a blind date, but there was no way, he couldn't stand his mother's bombing that started at eight o'clock in the morning, so he had to get up and go out.

In fact, Yu Zhiqian is still quite looking forward to this blind date, after all, there is a good saying, only when you go on a blind date, you know what kind of goods you are in the eyes of the introducer, Yu Zhiqian wants to know what kind of image he is in the eyes of his mother.

In the Starbucks café, Yu Zhiqian was sitting opposite, looking at the young lady in a police uniform, and coughed lightly: "That police comrade, I didn't commit a crime!" ”

"Are you Yu Zhiqian?" Ma Yueqin took out a photo, looked at it, and then asked, this action is exactly the same as when the suspect is arrested, and the action when he takes out the photo for comparison.

"Comrade policeman, I'm Yu Zhiqian, I think you may have recognized the wrong person, I just returned to China, opened a company in Africa, and I haven't done anything illegal and undisciplined in China!"

The female police officer sat opposite Yu Zhiqian: "Then what do you mean you have done in Africa to violate the law and discipline?" ”

"Nope!"

"Oh, hello, Yu Zhiqian, I'm Ma Yueqin, Aunt Yu asked me to come!"

Yu Zhiqian understood when he heard this, his mother seemed to have mentioned that his blind date was a retired female soldier, who seemed to have gone to the Public Security Bureau, but he didn't expect this woman to come out on a blind date in a police uniform.

coughed lightly: "That police comrade, to be honest, we are a little unsuitable, what about me, I have no car, no house and no money, I still have foreign debts, and I have to support four old people, so ah, when I go back, I will talk to my mother, and just say that you don't like me, how about it?" ”

Just kidding, looking for a domestic girlfriend and a transnational relationship? Yu Zhiqian can die of pain on the round-trip ticket, and this woman always feels a little stupid no matter how she looks at it, well, it's not stupid, it's just that her brain is more axial, and she can't afford to provoke it!