Chapter 283: Life has taken a detour

Li Guolou took the steel notes, showed an approving smile on his chin, and endured to the extreme, listening to his disinterest in pigsty, cowsheds, and grains and other topics, Li Guolou heard it later, and the people's hearts were not enough to swallow the elephant, as long as he said, "Okay, agree, reasonable, and deal with it immediately." "The difficult issue is on the table, there are not so many things in the prince's manor, Li Guolou understands that if he wants to implement the matter, he must raise a group of greedy officials, and who will not eat a bite after the goose plucks.

Li Guolou regretted in his heart why he didn't raise a few staff members from the senior officer, his subordinates were all big and coarse, and no one sorted out the manuscript for him, he wanted to come up with something, and he had to do it himself, and when others were drinking and sleeping, he had to think hard about the overall plan.

Li Guolou waved his hand, let the people around him be quiet, and asked in a loud voice: "Holly, Balizhuang Bookstore, there must be two people, you nominate one!" ”

Baozheng Holly excitedly stroked his palm, the "book office" village belongs to the fat shortage, a village makes false accounts, damages the public fat and private, and fools the higher-level officials, that is, the book office has been handled, and the village is close to the person to be the book office, and now "Bao Zheng" has not gone to the post, he is wearing two official hats on the top of his head.

Before Holly's excitement passed, a person recommended himself, stood up, and said loudly: "Captain Li, I have learned the 'Ten Books of Arithmetic' literately, and I have no questions about doing books!" ”

Zheng Hengdan is in his twenties, wearing a pair of glasses, short and sturdy, with a bandage on his right hand, hanging his neck, and he dared to fight on the battlefield and was shot by Li Guolou and shot by the rebels.

Li Guolou looked at Nengwen Nengwu Zheng Hengdan deeply, and asked, "Holly, do you see it!" ”

Everyone's old bottom is not clean, how can they turn their faces ruthlessly in public, Holly said without delay: "Okay, the person I like is the old brother of Biandan!" ”

"Xiao Biandan, can you write with your left hand?" Li Guolou looked at Zheng Hengdan, who injured his right hand, and was a little worried that Zheng Hengdan would not be able to do it.

"Captain Li, I can do it, and I have practiced calligraphy with my left hand in the past." Zheng Heng held his chest and belly out, as if a general was about to rush to the battlefield.

"Okay, it's you, little flatten, will you still use the flattener to kill people when you go to the battlefield in the future?" The scene on the field of Li Guolou appeared in front of him.

"The chief has an order, and he must rush to kill him." Zheng Hengdan replied without hesitation, he was not afraid of any opponent on the battlefield, of course, the ants were still greedy, and they were injured and captured, so it was reasonable to change the court.

A good joke caused a burst of laughter, Li Guolou smiled and groaned: "Xiao Bian Dan has a university question, he has a great future in the future, we are going to make trouble in the cave room tonight, see before you rush to kill!" ”

Zheng Hengdan scratched his head embarrassedly, squinted at the finalized female compatriot, and the two were about to collide fiercely at night.

Now it was lively, the living room erupted in amazing laughter, a few women fled shyly, five pets smirked, their wives descended from the sky, and they could carry one home without breaking the bank.

Zheng Heng sat down next to Li Guolou and began to write hard, copying Li Guolou's words in a decent manner, reusing a brush to enter them, and reorganizing the messy words into regulations.

The meeting continued, and the longer it went, the more relaxed people became, thinking about all sorts of things.

Li Guolou easily stopped expressing his position, and asked the villagers a question, and explained, "We will meet again to study and study." "Well, it's a matter of looking at it all." "Oh, let it go for a while, there are priorities, and let the previous village handle it later!"

Li Guolou squinted at Ai Hai, his little brother is not strong, everything has to be solved by him, so why is he raising his little brother.

Ai Hai seemed to see that Li Guolou couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "You have said things over and over several times, let's talk about this today, continue the meeting tomorrow night, and sort out the things encountered in the past two days, and now give five people a wedding wine, eat hot pot at night, a table of two bottles of Huadiao wine, and make a hole in the hole!" ”

"Hey." Everyone sighed, Li Guolou was the master of the house, and the first dinner did not let them be happy, and the "fun" was not anywhere.

Ai Hai took out the gold watch, opened the cover of the watch in a chic manner, there was a head photo of Honggu in it, looked at the photo and smiled, and said: "Well, it's already half past five, and the banquet will be held in half an hour, now disbanded, rest for a while!" ”

Li Guolou said with a dry mouth, his voice was hoarse and he couldn't make a sound, he waved his hand to let everyone disperse, Holly came up, licked his face, and said with a smile: "Lord Li, today is a small big day, ask Chief Li to write a word, and leave Mobao!" ”

Li Guolou was comfortable, for the first time in his life, someone asked him for "words", this is a leap, the milestone journey is achieved in Balizhuang, indicating that he has entered the ranks of high-ranking officials, "Mobao" is about to change antiques, house, although he has long been exhausted, but still maintains his demeanor, and said with a smile: "Okay, this official is happy today, and I will give you a congratulatory message." After speaking, Li Guolou lifted his sleeves and prepared to show off his literary talents.

"Master Li, and me." Zheng Hengdan greeted him with a smile, and several other Lang officials also said beautiful words with great interest, and surrounded Li Guolou's side.

"Hey, you are testing the official's literary talent, I have been thinking hard and tired for the past few days, I am afraid that I will be embarrassed." Li Guolou was a humble gentleman, touching his chin, thinking in his mind about what congratulatory messages to write when he got married.

Ai Hai raised his voice and shouted: "You don't know yet, Lord Li is a tribute student, and he is only one step away from Jinshi and the first, and his belly is full of flowers, and the splendid articles are at your fingertips!" ”

"You can see it, you can see it." Several cheeky women came up to look at Li Guolou's beautiful jade carved rectangular face, and they couldn't wait to eat it in their stomachs.

Li Guolou hung his head and was silent, he must not eat in his mouth, look at the bowl, and marry into the family again, he will be too busy at night.

Glory and wealth are magnificent, and beauty can be eaten and hard worked.

The essence died as a laughing stock, and he looked back with regrets.

On the table of the Eight Immortals, a long strip of rice paper was spread out, Li Guolou grinded it with a graceful demeanor, grinding ink every circle, thinking of beautiful poems in his heart, and with a wave, the font was beautiful.

Titled "Balizhuang He Lang Holly and Niang Deng's"

Spring breeze silver hall mandarin duck wings.

Tianyu Qionglou Luanfeng harmony.

The sea is dry and the stones are rotten, and the concentric is forever knotted.

The earth is wide and the sky is high, and the wings are flying together.

The people next to him woke up from the pat just now, looking at Li Guolou's strange expression, they never thought that Li Guolou still had writing skills, and admired Li Guolou's literary talent from the bottom of their hearts.

"Thank you Master Li for the inscription, the villain will cherish it for the rest of his life." Holly held the banner with tears in her eyes, excited and inexplicable, a new life has come.

Li Guolou's face was proud, and he was a little worried in his heart, where did he write five congratulatory messages, the first congratulatory message had goods in his stomach, and it would be difficult to do it later, so he said in a hurry: "Five Lang officials, this official also has two brushes, and then write a congratulatory message, and the other three are owed first, and they can't be written today!" ”

Some people are happy and some are worried, and a smart Lang official hurriedly said: "Then please Master Li, write a couplet first!" ”

"Okay." Li Guoloushuang agreed and continued to write congratulatory messagesΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·

Red plum Tufang is happy to become a side reason.

The green willows are forever concentric.

Under the jade mirror platform, laugh and talk about good stories.

Planting Lantian jade is happy to create a good relationship.

Next, the writing couplet is a piece of cake for Li Guolou, I don't know how many couplets to see during the Spring Festival every year, "than flying but like a bird, and often open the side of the branch." "A ridge of peach blossoms is red and splendid, and ten thousand silver lamps attract jade people." "The white head is full of eyebrows, the mandarin duck is like wings, and the Qingyang Qirui peach and plum are concentric!"

The five Lang officials got the Mobao and left with a smile, and the others looked at Li Guolou with red eyes, and asked Li Guolou to leave the Mobao next time.

Waiting for everyone to leave the living room, Li Guolou searched for his can of Huangshan Maofeng tea, nowhere to be found, it is very simple to solve the case, but I feel that it is not necessary, I can only laugh at it, there are many people, and good things must be put in the bedroom in the future, as a senior officer, you can take a sip of wine at the banquet in the evening, Li Guolou pulled his legs and walked into the watchtower, he did not drink good tea in the afternoon, his throat was no longer good, he had to take care of his body at night, he was busy with trivial matters, he could not get sick at a critical time, tomorrow was another day, Li Guolou returned to the watchtower at a relaxed pace.

At this time, Li Guolou felt that the local official was difficult to be, miserable, the contact was low, the cultural level was low, and there were many dirty living habits, snot, saliva splashed, and saw someone buckle the nose, he still liked to chat and talk with the landlord and the old wealth, and wanted to treat everyone equally, but this kind of person is not to mention how greasy it is, disgusting to death, almost vomiting out the overnight meal, contributing to the country and the people, and seeking welfare for the people at the bottom, it turns out that this difficulty has to be overcome, the march must smell the smelly feet of the people on the side, and the people have to face the saliva of the people, You have to be ruthless in rejecting charming women, can you overcome these?

"Phew." Li Guolou learned from the old peasant to spit on the ground, who is afraid of whom, it's a big deal to go bare-chested tomorrow and plow the land, the woman wants to get close to him, don't even think about it, he has already fallen into the country and the city, unless it is a peerless elegance like Yang Guifei.

In the hall on the ground floor of the watchtower, there is a sandbag, a suitable training ground, which has been built, Li Guolou took a look, stepped forward, and beat it a few times, "Well, Cheng Kun, do a good job, the doorknob is good, don't put the goblin in!" ”

Heart: After drinking at night, exercise here for a while, remove the strength of the wine and the internal fire, so that you can sleep peacefully, otherwise you will light the lamp in the middle of the night, and the guards will laugh at the ghost in the room.

"Pierce." Cheng Kun, the captain of the guard, smiled and groaned, and the chief was not lustful, which made them have a lot less to talk about after dinner.

"Tomorrow, our own people will drink, and we won't be able to talk to mud legs!"

Li Guolou patted Cheng Kun on the shoulder, walked upstairs to get tea, now a little daughter-in-law is a person, everything has to be hidden, tucked, and brought less and less daily necessities, Li Guolou wrapped a little tea with kraft paper, calculated to make a pot of tea, changed his clothes, took off his official robe, wore a satin horse coat, hid the tea in his pocket, held two camel brand cigarettes in his hand, and walked out.

"Captain Lee." Cheng Kun let out a trembling sound.

"Hey." Li Guolou sighed, threw a cigarette to Cheng Kun, plucked the goose, and the people around him had to settle it first.

"Captain Li, it's the bureau." The two guards at the entrance of the round cave shouted loudly, their spears raised in their hands, and their military boots clicked on the ground.

"Tomorrow morning, I'll do morning exercises for this official." Li Guolou walked as he spoke, and gave instructions to the captain of the guard, Cheng Kun, a team of 100 people, to let them have something to do, and they should be busy every day, so that they would not do things like stealing chickens and dogs.

"Pierce." Cheng Kun took the cigarette with one hand, and made a standard military salute to Li Guolou's back, they have trained the team hard and trained in accordance with the regulations of the army.

"Captain Lee is here." Yingying Yanyan came up at the door of the dining room, waiting for Li Guolou to choose.

"Hmm." Li Guolou looked at the people in the living room with a smile, ignored the hook three and four women, handed a cigarette to Ai Hai, hugged his fists and said: "Congratulations, congratulations, where are Lang and Niang, why don't you greet guests at the door!" ”

"It's coming, it's coming." Lang took his mother and ran to the doorman to greet Li Guolou, the noisy scene began, and the people next to him deliberately pushed Lang and Niang, letting them collide together, the banquet did not start, and it had already begun to make trouble.

Although it is five couples of Lang and mother married, but this is Li Guolou's field, gathering around with a charming smile, enjoying the stars holding the moon, and the sound of horses beating horses like thunder, Li Guolou finally tasted the fun of being an official, he didn't have to take care of others, a look in his eyes, someone poured wine for him and handed him a hot towel.

"The auspicious time has come." The loud voice Ai Hai was the wedding master of ceremonies, and the applause resounded in the dining room.

At the beginning of the banquet, Li Guolou took the lead in standing up and said a toast: "Guests, as well as friends from afar, tonight is the beginning of happiness in Balizhuang, you five pairs of Lang and Niang are coming to a new life at this moment, the official sends you sincere blessings, drink a glass of wine, combine together and live with Meimei, and give birth to a noble son early!" ”

"Hahahaha." There was laughter and laughter in the dining room, laughing at Lang and Niang drinking a glass of wine.

Li Guolou maintains his demeanor to enjoy the wine and food, tastes a sip of Huadiao wine, and smiles at the appearance of all living beings, he wants to let the people of Balizhuang live a truly happy life, not the White Lotus Sect and the Renaissance Party to portray the paradise on earth with imagination, without regrets, Li Guolou has calculated an account, his income is insignificant, and he will get hundreds of times the benefits by paying hard-earned money.