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"Qingzhao has heard of it, the number one person today is your confidant Gao Fangping." Zhao Mingcheng put down the letter and said, "At present, he is being scolded openly everywhere, and it is rumored that the kid is a mallet, and he does not know whether he is alive or dead to participate in the military planning in the northwest. ”

Li Qingzhao said lightly: "Isn't it just that the senior brother contributed to my Han family's sons and daughters and to protect Tao Jiefu's troops and fight bloodily to defeat Yinzhou?" What a lot of infamy, Wang Jinggong is still being scolded, so what, An Shixiang's deeds, achievements, mistakes, and controversies in the Great Song Dynasty will be famous through the ages. Brother Gao is a real person who does things, and he is a person who is destined to be remembered for 10,000 years, so he has a famous sentence 'One Ya Nei has two eyes, two women and four milks', do you know? ”

"It's called poetry!" Zhao Mingcheng almost choked to death.

Li Qingzhao smiled bitterly: "It's not called poetry, but he is so virtuous." When I asked him to send me a sentence, he made such famous sentences. ”

"Hooligans, this guy's character is not good, no matter how talented he is, it is a scourge, and the greater the talent, the greater the harm." Zhao Mingcheng said with emotion.

Li Qingzhao smiled mysteriously and said, "He's building momentum." Does the husband dare to bet against Qingzhao? ”

"Bet on what?" Zhao Mingcheng was curious.

"I bet that within eight years, my brother will pay homage to the prime minister." Li Qingzhao's words were astonishing.

Zhao Mingcheng thought for a while, frowned, and said: "He is talented, smart, treacherous, decisive and ruthless, this kind of person is the most suitable for being an official and the most able to rise in officialdom, I don't deny it." But eight years into the clouds...... Is Qingzhao too optimistic? ”

"Originally, Qingzhao thought it would take more than fifteen years. But from the fact that his father and son curry favor with the official family, the official family gave an order to the officials on a whim, and at the end of this year, they were selected to be used by the internal officials. At this point, Qingzhao thinks it will be twice as fast. Li Qingzhao muttered.

Zhao Mingcheng said in disbelief: "If he can't afford to pass the exam, if he doesn't go through the Donghua Gate roll call, he will soon encounter the ceiling and won't be able to rise." ”

Li Qingzhao thought for a while and said: "Qingzhao admits that he can't afford to pass the exam, but I always feel that he has a way to use crooked ways to enter the ranks." He has a full of strategy, he will take office at the end of this year, with his family's shameless and direct means may get an important position, he will also go against the current, come up with more dazzling achievements than gold, two years after the palace test, once Donghuamen roll call, with the degree of favor of Gao Yu, it is not surprising that Gao Fangping will know the state, and even because of the tense border situation, he will know the Daimyo's mansion. Five years have passed at the end of the term, so as long as there is no accident and some luck, if you have been in office for three years, you will be in office for three years, and you will be in office for exactly eight years, isn't it? ”

Zhao Mingcheng listened to it in a cold sweat, praised his beloved wife's talent and judgment, think about it carefully, Gao Yu and that kid's shamelessness and favor, as long as he really has the strength and political achievements, if he is not a moth, and there is the support of ministers like Zhang Shuye, it is a pity that with Zhao Mingcheng's understanding of officialdom: Qingzhao's analysis is probably right, it is really possible to officially log in to Qingyun in eight years.

"Hey...... If you don't commit adultery, you have no future. Zhao Mingcheng sighed as he was worried about the country and the people, "The little seed is slightly fair, he was pitted, who is next?" ”

Li Qingzhao said lightly: "I think it will be Tong Guan." I understand the temper of the senior brother, he is indeed a hooligan, and people like the little kind of Xianggong have been pitted, and it would be unreasonable if Tong Guan had a good life. Originally, the government and the opposition all thought that with the help of the military success in the northwest, Tong Guan would return to worship Tongzhi Privy Council, but now, Qingzhao thinks that there are great variables, and the senior brother is even a small kind of minister, and Tong Guan is estimated to not be able to return to the court. ”

Zhao Mingcheng suddenly hated the enemy and gritted his teeth: "Since ancient times, the most chaotic government has been eunuchs. Tong Guan's eunuch being reused is the biggest joke in my dynasty. If he can pit Tong Guan, I, Zhao Mingcheng, will turn from black to fan from now on! ”

Li Qingzhao covered his stomach and smiled: "Black to pink? Husband has also started to learn his grammar? Haven't you always been disgusted? ”

Zhao Mingcheng couldn't help but be a little dejected: "It's hard to learn if you want to...... Now Hangzhou is singing the script of "Gao Yanei's Three Plays Li Yi'an", although he is scolded everywhere for being too old for flowers, but he really didn't expect that in a blink of an eye, his reputation has become so big. ”

Li Qingzhao said with a smile: "Brother Gao is a real ghost talent, he easily used his rogue temper and Huahua Tai Sui's reputation to gain the attention of the world. I'm afraid that if I don't pay attention to him, when everyone pays attention to him, as soon as he makes some achievements, it is easy to gain the support and praise of a large number of people, and those are his prestige. What's the use of changing people to do it well, no one looks at it? Qingzhao joked at the time, 'This young man here will be a beautiful thing to talk about in the future', presumably it must be true, Brother Gao's strategy is too radical and clever, and Cai Jing is one level weaker than him. Gao Fangping is seeking government, and he is as fast and accurate as he supervises the army, and he is as hearty as he speaks! Everyone thought that it was the famous general Cao Zhong who quelled the rebellion in Mengzhou, but in fact, there was almost no damage to the people in the process, and the rebellion was quelled in less than a day, and the two hundred useless van troops exterminated the prison camp of four hundred outlaws. ”

"If he can trample on Cai Dang, I will turn from a fan to a fan, and write articles to praise him every day." Zhao Mingcheng said viciously, "However, I still think that Mengzhou's quelling of chaos is not his credit, if you want to say that he is very obscene and cheats people over there, I believe this." At the moment, I am not his fan, only from his outrageous bad deeds such as molesting my beloved wife, ruining my reputation, and harming the prince of a small species, I write articles every day and resolutely scold him to death! ”

Li Qingzhao said embarrassedly: "If I write an article to support him, will you smoke me?" ”

In addition to the high-end restaurants in Hangzhou, there are people spraying and some people powdering, which is good, and there are differences in Zhao Mingcheng's family......

"Let's take a look, "The Theory of Thieves and Military Souls", there is no news before, which of you has seen this strategy?"

"I've seen it, it suddenly appeared in the past two days, signed by Gao Fangping, ghostwriter Li Qingzhao. The style of writing is strange, but it is full of majestic, criticizing some of the erroneous ideas of my dynasty as incomplete, and analyzing some phenomena that exist from an interesting angle step by step. It is the first eloquent essay in the past decade. ”

"Bear fart, yellow-mouthed child, what do you know. Pork is narrow-minded and more seen between the lines, the text is like its person, too radical, no grace, and inconsistent with the purpose of Confucianism. The mere extreme demonization of the term 'good man' in my dynasty is absolutely incompatible. You haven't read another of his strategies, and you dare to lift up dirty meat and demonize beef and mutton, which is tolerable or unbearable. Everyone shouts to me: resolutely resist pork flat! ”

"Resolutely resist pork flat! Resolutely resist pork flat! ”

It was Taixue, the highest institution of learning in the Great Song Dynasty, who also began to discuss Gao Fangping's two policies. Many talented students raised their hands and shouted slogans.

Another group of Tai students, who were about the same number, stood opposite and shouted, "Drag away this group of mutton-eating heretics on the opposite side and kill them!" ”

"Come on! said that you can beat Lao Tzu, the gentleman does not move, but they are really affected by Pork Ping. After hearing that he was annoyed by the scriptures quoted by Chen County Lord in the countryside, he started beating people, but he spat and sprinkled lime when he couldn't beat him, and he was a scoundrel. ”

"You fools who talk about the sweetness of beef all day long, do you know how much cattle I am short of, and how much arable land is waiting to be planted? Raising sheep and eating sheep is a nomadic barbarian's doing, have you ever inspected the farm on the spot, how low is the production efficiency of sheep raising? Have you ever calculated how much grassland it takes to supply Bianjing with sheep? Have you read Gao Fangping's policy on the efficiency of grain conversion to various meats? Do you know that the same grain can be converted into two catties of pork, but it can only be converted into one catty of beef and one and a half catties of mutton? ”

"These Lao Tzu don't know that the words of pork Ping are not credible, and everyone in the upper circle eats mutton, and it makes sense to belittle pork as dirty meat. This is nature's natural selection, and it is the Taoist theory of inaction. ”

"These fools on the other side are hopeless, and it might be easier to beat them to death. Come on! ”

So there was another fight, and I heard that there had been three small-scale fights in Taixue, just for Gao Fangping's three strategic discussions......

"the pork, it's hateful! At present, the mutton business in Bianjing is becoming more and more difficult to do! A shopkeeper selling mutton sighed.

"Yes, mutton is clearly the meat of my Great Song Dynasty, and it is the most favored in Bianjing. I'm afraid that pork will not be mixed, and I in Bianjing, starting from the royal family to the entire scholar class, regard beef and mutton as the best quality, regard pork as dirty meat, and pork is only sold to the poor. But Pork Ping is now a little more prestigious, and after he wrote an article denigrating mutton and beef, he first won the support of Shomen Takeo, who has no right to speak in our dynasty. But the strange thing is that the article was written by him and won the absolute support of a group of students in Taixue, so that those idiot students went home and ordered the kitchen to hang up and beat if there was mutton again! ”

"Damn, Wenqing is sick in the brain, mutton is so delicious, they listen to the wind is rain, and sure enough, the scholar misled the country. The pen of the scholar is too terrifying, and the boy of Pork Ping wrote an article, which made so many mutton dealers in Bianjing lose their jobs, and the traitorous ministers misled the country and harmed them for thousands of years! ”

"What do you fools know!" In the market, Dou Niang also said-for-tat with them: "I can't understand the article in the ya, but I don't need to understand it, I absolutely support it!" “

"You, there is a popular word called brain-dead powder now, which is talking about you, do you understand?"

"I don't understand, grandma only knows that although the mutton is delicious and noble, only the nobles can afford to eat it, and if the nobles control this fact, the whole country will be affected. The old lady can't understand the article in the ya, but there are already many readers who have analyzed it, saying that if this situation continues, the scale of pig breeding will not be able to rise, and the scale will not be able to rise and clustering is empty talk. Without clustering, the productivity of pig breeding will not be explored, the productivity will be backward and pork will not be enough, once it is not enough, it will be expensive, once it is expensive, the common people will not be able to eat pork, once they can't afford to eat pork, they will not sell enough, and if the sales are not enough, there will not be enough people to engage in the pig industry, and those people will become gangsters and nomads in the early street market! These things are very profound, grandma doesn't know much about them, but she still thinks they are very powerful! ”

"Loser, since you don't understand, why do you think it's powerful?"

"Because my mother likes to think so!"

"Mutton Rong, don't say it, hard work and prosperity talk about misleading the country, our brothers will do it directly, and they will beat these pork eaters upside down!"

Boom, and a brawl began in the market......

"Have you heard, Pork Ping was a big fool, wrote a few articles, and as a result, Bianjing became a mess, there were quarrels everywhere, and there were inexplicable fights in some places, and the KF county government was already busy, I heard that the magistrate of the county had already played the Kaifeng Mansion to ask Zhang Shuye and Zhang Qingtian to call the shots, and Zhang Shuye had already written a book, and invited the Japanese army to participate in maintaining the order of Bianjing."

A famous prostitute in the Qinglou actually participated in the discussion, and recently in this land of fireworks, it is common to see a group of famous and merry talents come in to drink-flower-wine, but they drink and fight.

A turtle-duke also participated in the discussion, sighing: "Actually, I read books for a few years in my early years, and Pork Ping is an aspiring eloquent, but now it's probably not a good thing to make too much trouble." The royal family is the nobleman who takes the lead in eating mutton, but Pork Ping writes an article to scold mutton, isn't it suspected of slandering the official family? ”

Hehe smiled, "You think too much." There are too few people who have been convicted for their words. Gao Fangping is a 'speech official' given by His Majesty, and he has passed the Kaifeng Mansion exam, and he has a scholar's bloodline, so he has nothing to do with writing articles to scold the official family. ”

"This rascal is bad, a big flicker of the door, and he was stunned by him to faint in the ranks of the doctors!"

"I don't know if he is bad or not, I only know that he collected a lot of money from me, reduced my losses, and paid me interest. Now the whole market has an order, everyone has money in hand, and the mother's wife is too busy to pick up customers, and a large group of people line up every day to come to the old lady. ”

"Puff puff!"

Many people sprayed alcohol......

"What a bastard! I am afraid that the world will not be chaotic with the little mallet! ”

In Kaifeng Mansion, seeing the piles of copywriting recording public security issues, Zhang Shuye finally couldn't bear to scold the case.

"Staying behind Xianggong, in fact, the lower officials have long seen that his pork is not pleasing to the eye, why don't you catch him and hang him up?" Kaifeng Mansion Push Officer Pi Bing said.

Uncle Zhang looked at him with bad intentions at night: "Good idea." This difficult task is entrusted to you, remember that it is your personal behavior, not my Kaifeng Mansion behavior. ”

Pi Tuiguan couldn't help but feel embarrassed, if there was Zhang Shuye to support him, he was really not afraid of Gao Yu Lao'er, but without Zhang Shuye's support, he would have fifty guts, and he would not dare to provoke Wenchen who wrote dry articles.

"What should I do if I ask the husband who stayed behind?" The magistrate had no choice but to ask for advice.

"Didn't you say what to do? You go and hang him up and beat him, and then the old man hangs you up and beats you, so that my Uncle Zhang's reputation will be preserved, and Kaifeng Mansion will not violate the rules. Pi Tuiguan has always been worried about the country and the people, and he has done his best. Isn't making such a sacrifice the opportunity you've been waiting for? Uncle Zhang continued to look at him at night.

The leather soldier was covered in sweat, bowing his head and pretending to be stupid.