Chapter 373: Righteous Sanctions!
Although food expenses can be reimbursed for business trips, just like Wang Aiguo, the current situation of nobles is a business trip, and theoretically they can be reimbursed for food expenses.
But there is a problem here, that is, the funds reimbursed by the two of them are very limited, and the travel allowance for the two of them is 16 yuan for a meal, so the two of them can only be reimbursed 32.
However, generally speaking, it is impossible to issue an invoice for 32 yuan in an ordinary restaurant.
So after weighing it, Wang Aiguo decided, forget it, let's go directly to have a good meal. I can't be reimbursed anyway, so why don't you be kind to yourself?
Thinking of this, Wang Aiguo took the nobleman to KFC.
After entering KFC, the nobleman was stunned. He told him to eat lightly on the front foot, don't eat too much oil, and come to eat KFC on the back foot? Is there some kind of deviation in your ability to understand?
However, Wang Aiguo still went his own way, and when he entered KFC, he ordered three set meals, and then ate by himself. The nobleman looked at Wang Aiguo, shook his head helplessly, and then ordered a hamburger.
After eating, Wang Aiguo drank another large bottle of Coke, and then boarded the long-distance bus to the base with the nobles.
The base is in the capital of F province, a little away from Ningcheng, Wang Aiguo is the first time to go, looking at the map feels not far, but the reality is not very clear. But how do you think about it, it's only two hours, right?
Soon Wang Aiguo and the nobles got into the car, and soon the driver started the car.
From this moment on, Wang Aiguo officially embarked on the road of participating in the all-army knowledge competition.
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Wang Aiguo has a problem, that is, he is easy to doze off as soon as he gets on the bus, especially this kind of bus. As soon as the air conditioner blew, he began to doze off inexplicably, so less than ten minutes after the car drove out, Wang Aiguo began to lean against the window and take a nap.
However, Wang Aiguo hadn't slept for 5 minutes before he was woken up by the nobleman next to him.
After Wang Aiguo woke up, he looked at the noble man who poked his arm with a confused expression.
The noble man was also a little embarrassed at this time, but he still smiled and said, "Wang Aiguo, why don't I change places with you?" ”
Wang Aiguo blinked his little eyes and looked at the nobleman suspiciously. When he first got in the car, he said that he liked to sit in the aisle, so Wang Aiguo could only sit at the window helplessly. Why is it that in the blink of an eye, you have to change seats again?
Seeing Wang Aiguo's puzzled expression, the noble man smiled a little embarrassedly and said, "It's nothing, I just suddenly want to look at the scenery outside the window." ”
"It's really troublesome, just let it be." Anyway, Wang Aiguo is also sleeping, and it doesn't matter where he sits, so Wang Aiguo directly changed positions with the nobles.
After changing seats, Wang Aiguo began to doze off again, but this time he had just closed his eyes when he began to smell a strange smell.
Wang Aiguo was stunned for a moment, looked back at the smell, and saw that there was an uncle behind him who actually took off his shoes and cut his toenails there.
Wang Aiguo was stunned on the spot,, uncle, do you know that your feet smell very strong?
This smell is so strong, and in this closed place, do you think it is appropriate for you to cut your toenails?
Of course, this is not a-a-stard, the most-a-thin must be the 'nobleman' beside Wang Aiguo!
As a staff officer of the base, he obviously smelled this smell, but he didn't remind Wang Aiguo, but directly changed seats with him, this kind of behavior is simply shameless!!
Wang Aiguo looked at the noble man beside him in surprise: "Staff officer, do you think this is appropriate?" ”
"Otherwise, what else can I do, can I still chop off his foot?" The noble man said to Wang Aiguo helplessly.
Wang Aiguo rolled his eyes on the spot, okay, you have no way to sanction him, it doesn't matter, but you can't pit me, what's the matter if you pit me?
The two of us are also people in the same boat, no, people in the same car. As the saying goes, a hundred years of repair can be crossed by the same car, and a thousand years of repair can be slept together. Let's ride in the car together again, and doze off together, isn't this a fate? Is it appropriate for you to pit your own people like this?
However, the noble man obviously didn't want to continue the topic, so he leaned against the window with his eyes closed and began to pretend to sleep.
Looking at the shape of the nobleman, Wang Aiguo looked at the uncle who cut his nails behind him, and finally Wang Aiguo nodded. Very good, it seems that these people don't know that Wang Aiguo has another name - the Avenger!
At this moment, a string of flames inexplicably ignited in Wang Aiguo's chest, he is a glorious soldier of the People's Liberation Army, and he must stand up for the people. He must enforce righteous sanctions against those who have no public morality!
After thinking about it, Wang Aiguo lifted his clothes and exposed his belly.
Then he pointed the cold air vent that blew the air conditioner in the car to his belly.
After coming out of the new barracks, Wang Aiguo learned this trick, it turns out that as long as a person's navel is cold, it will cause intestinal discomfort.
He didn't know about the other people, but he knew his situation very well. He ate the KFC takeaway family bucket at noon, and now his belly is cold, so he quickly ....... hehe, tear gas to understand?
After about five minutes, Wang Aiguo began to feel bloated in his stomach. Of course, Wang Aiguo is not a person who can have diarrhea, but his intestines began to squirm, so some gas began to involuntarily load into his buttocks.
Well, this thing is the same concept as a pistol loading.
After the 'loading' was completed, Wang Aiguo turned around with a smile and said to the uncle behind him: "Uncle, how are you wearing your shoes?" ”
"What the hell does it matter if I don't wear shoes or not?" The uncle obviously had a bad temper either, and although everyone around him pinched their noses and looked at him with disgust, he still didn't care.
Wang Aiguo nodded with a smile and said, "If you don't wear it, I will sanction you later, and you won't regret it when the time comes." ”
"Ouch, what do you mean, do you want to hit me?" The uncle looked at Wang Aiguo with a sneer, his face full of disdain.
Don't say it, people are like this, they think they have legal protection, so they can have no scruples.
However, he misunderstood Wang Aiguo, and this one here is also unreasonable.
I saw Wang Aiguo looking at the uncle's sneering face, smiled slightly, and said secretly in his heart: "Don't look at you smiling happily now, I won't be able to open your eyes when you cry later." ”
I saw Wang Aiguo sneer, and he didn't explain much, just stood up silently and walked in front of the uncle.
The uncle was stunned for a moment, still thinking about what Wang Aiguo wanted to do, and then saw Wang Aiguo turn around, and then pointed his ass at him.
Then....... everyone heard a series of crackling and popping sounds, accompanied by hot air, which directly hit the uncle's face.
The next moment, the carriage exploded!