Chapter 197: Yan is ashamed
"Hah! It's a pleasure! In the tavern, Mu Xi slapped the wine bowl on the table with a pity, and exclaimed, "Good wine!" "There were three large jars of wine on the side, two of which had bottomed out, and the third was only half full. Mu Xipi's face was slightly drunk, showing that he was already crazy. "Sure enough, it's right to drink when you're not feeling well."
"You're going to drink all three jars of wine alone." Li Fengying frowned slightly, looked at the empty altar on the side and said: "Said that he came to me to drink, I only drank three bowls, are you afraid that there are thirty bowls?" ”
"Who made your mother-in-law mommy? It's also time to drink a drink, I'll wait for you to not get up, so I'll drink it myself. Mu Xilian poured another bowl and drank it and said: "Chirp crookedly like a mother-in-law, not bold at all, you are still a Jianghu person, I don't know if Jianghu people should 'drink wine in a big bowl and eat meat in a big piece?'" ’”
"You're afraid you've listened to too many books, haven't you?" Li Fengying picked up the wine bowl and took a sip and said, "Who told you that if you mix the rivers and lakes, you must be able to drink?" Those who write books know that nonsense is nonsense, and only then will a stupid lady like you be willing to listen to it. ”
"Chivalry, if you can't get used to it, you can fight, with a sword in your hand, and do chivalrous justice." Mu Xipian leaned on the table, and the drunken state was revealed: "Since I was a child, I like to listen to those storytellers tell these stories, and I really envy the heroes in the book, either they have practiced the martial arts secrets of the ancients, or there are groups of beauties who hug each other, go wherever they want, and hit whoever they want, very chic." ”
"If you can really hit whoever you want, then what else do you want the government to do? Let's all be heroes. Li Fengying glanced at Mu with pity, took a mouthful of food and put it into his mouth and said: "You should really kill those who write books with a stick, how many good children like you have been damaged for no reason, it is really poisonous to future generations, and it is a great disaster." ”
"How much hatred do you have for the people who write books?" Mu Xilian tilted his head and squinted at Li Fengying and said, "Or do you hate those heroes?" ”
"I have no grudge against the people who write books, and I don't hate those heroes on the rivers and lakes." Li Fengying shook her head, and couldn't help but think of her experience. I thought that when I was a child, I and my sister encountered a strong man, and if I hadn't been rescued by Youjike, I was afraid that I would have already been the food used by the robbers to satisfy their hunger. Judging by those who write books, Youjuke is naturally a hero. But he and his sister have been separated for many years and can't see each other, and their adoptive parents have died unexpectedly, but they are also the ones who are ghostly. According to the person who wrote the book, the secluded guest is naturally a great villain. The characters in the book are chic and elegant, but they are inevitably too clear about good and evil, and black and white are clear. Li Fengying naturally thought the same way when he was a child, but the older he gets, the more he feels that this world is really far from what is said in the book. is the wicked person referred to by Qianfu, such as Dou Yuniang, who always has a warm side. is also like Da Sima, although it is grotesque and kind, but there are still many stains in the past. Right and wrong are really not something that can be easily determined with a few words of book review. "I just think they're thinking things too simply. It's hard to tell the difference between good and bad guys. ”
"I want to eat." Li Fengying thought about it, and couldn't help but say a few more words to herself. He had already started talking, and when he wanted to continue, he heard Mu pity and said, "Why can't I keep holding this dish?" Li Fengying turned his head to look, only to see that Mu Xilian was still lying on his stomach, but he held two chopsticks in his right hand and kept poking around on the table next to the plate, and complained while poking: "I'm obviously about to get it, why does this bean move by itself?" ”
Li Fengying saw that her jade face was flushed, her eyes wanted to be closed and opened, and she was already in a drunken state of five or six points, so she couldn't help but shake her head again, and said with a smile: "The plate is on your left." ”
"It's right here!" Mu Xi didn't believe it, but still poked around on the table by himself, Li Fengying rolled his eyes and smiled: "Forget it, I'll come." As he spoke, he pulled a grain of salt bean between his sleeves and sent it to Mu Xipi's mouth and said, "Open your mouth." Seeing Mu Xipian obediently opening his mouth, Li Fengying suddenly thought: "In the morning, you snatched my sword and played me a good game, and now you are drunk, such a good opportunity is in front of you, it is a pity not to tease you." Thinking like this, he couldn't help but smile evilly on his face, seeing that Mu Xipian was about to bite the chopsticks salt beans when he opened his mouth, Li Fengying hurriedly folded his hand and took the chopsticks, Mu Xipian took a bite, and only after chewing for a long time did he find that there was nothing in his mouth, and he couldn't help but ask in a daze: "Where are the beans?" ”
"Here it is." Li Fengying smiled, and shook the salt bean in front of Mu Xilian with the bamboo chopsticks in his right hand, just like Mu Xilian played with him in the morning: "If you want to eat it, grab it." ”
"Hey, grab it." Mu Xi smiled, propped up the table and turned to Li Fengying, the bamboo chopsticks in his hand stretched out and aimed, as if he was looking at where the salt bean was, and seeing that the location was determined, he couldn't help but smile and said: "If I grab it, this bean will belong to me." ”
"It's up to you." Li Fengying saw that Mu Xipian was so drunk that he even had to grab a bean with himself, so he couldn't help laughing: "If you can grab it, all the dishes of salt beans on this table will belong to you." ”
"It's a deal." Li Fengying was startled, and hurriedly dodged his head sideways, only to hear a whoosh, and the two chopsticks had already crossed his ears, fortunately he dodged in time, otherwise Mu Xilian was drunk and didn't know the severity, and this time he would definitely blind his eyes.
Li Fengying couldn't help but be stunned when he saw that Mu was drunk and the moves in his hands were not slow but fast. How did he know that drunken people behave from their hearts and are unrestrained, which coincides with the realm of flowing clouds and rivers in that martial arts. Mu Xipian swordsmanship has long been familiar with his heart, and now he is drunk, although his thinking is slightly confused, but the subconscious martial arts moves are becoming more and more proficient. Mu Xilian missed the blow, so he returned the long chopsticks and wanted to grab them again. Seeing this, Li Fengying hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, it's too dangerous for you to poke around with chopsticks like this, we have to set a rule." ”
"What rules?" Mu Xilian shook his head, blinked his eyes vigorously and said, "Let's hear it." ”
"The rule is, if you want to grab this bean, you can't let your chopsticks touch my face." Li Fengying waved the salt bean in front of Mu Xilian and said, "What? Would you like to? ”
"I thought it was?" Mu Xipian laughed and said: "It turns out that you don't let the chopsticks touch your face, what's so difficult about this?" Again. With that, he gave the chopsticks out again. Li Fengying saw her long chopsticks coming, as fast as last time, and did not dare to slack off in his heart, a pair of chopsticks, sent the salt beans into the air, and hooked his thumb, and when he landed, the two chopsticks were like a bird's beak to clamp the bamboo chopsticks of Mu Xipity, and took advantage of the situation to guide his side, stretched out his right elbow, and pressed down with a snap, and pressed the wooden chopsticks under his elbow, and the right hand of the chopsticks was lifted to the sky, just to catch the salt beans.
"I didn't get it." Lee Bong-young said with a smile.
"Come again!" Mu Xipian pouted, showing stubbornness, as soon as his right hand withdrew his chopsticks, he sent them over again, but this time he was fierce, obviously he had long forgotten the agreement made by Fang Cai and Li Fengying not to slam his face with bamboo chopsticks, and he only wanted to grab the salt beans. She is now drunk, and every time she makes a move, she unconsciously uses the tricks in "Quartet Soul Breaking Sword". Li Fengying only felt that the bamboo chopsticks were dancing faster and faster, and he didn't drink too much wine, so he began to gradually lose sight of the pair of chopsticks. Seeing that you came and I grabbed more than ten rounds, Li Fengying secretly exclaimed in her heart: "If I continue to grab, I will lose." Thinking like this, he suddenly put the salt bean into his mouth, and saw that Mu Xipian sent the bamboo chopsticks to him with a sigh, and hurriedly said loudly: "Don't forget, don't let the chopsticks touch your face!" ”
Mu was stunned for a moment, and only then did he remember what Li Fengying said before, and the chopsticks couldn't help but stop. Seeing this, Li Fengying couldn't help but secretly let out a sigh, but straightened up again, turned his tongue, and bit the salt bean in his mouth with his teeth to show Mu Xipian and said, "This bean has entered my mouth." ”
"You're fooling!" Mu Xipian pouted, and said with a coquettish face: "I said that I used chopsticks, how did you eat the beans in your mouth?" ”
"I didn't say you weren't allowed to use your mouth." Li Fengying bit the beans and smiled: "Now you can't use chopsticks, it's better to admit defeat, anyway, there are still on the plate." ”
"I don't! I prefer this. Mu Xilian twisted his eyebrows and pouted: "Isn't it just that you don't use chopsticks?" Don't think you're going to stump Miss Ben! As he spoke, he stood up and stretched out his hands to grab Li Fengying.
Li Fengying didn't feel anything when she saw her move, thinking that at most, she would open her mouth, and she only needed to flip her tongue and swallow the bean, could it be that she could still disembowel herself for a salt bean? Thinking like this, he suddenly saw Mu Xipian raise his hands and press on his shoulders with a snap, but the body came over. I saw that Mu Xi's lips were dripping, her eyebrows moved slightly, and she kissed Li Fengying's lips at once.
(End of chapter)