Chapter 35 Special Examinations
"No, junior brother is just strange, if Brother Shen's background is really so ordinary, how can you be so familiar with the Thousand Households of Jinyiwei, and how can you be appreciated by the tall adults with your talents?" Seeing that the two of them hadn't understood their thoughts yet, Shi Bingzheng couldn't help but get anxious, and his words were not light or serious.
"Hey, Ah Bing, how can you talk like that? Why can't Brother Shen be so familiar with the Lord of Qianhu, and why can't he be appreciated by the tall adults. In my opinion, no one in our country can leave Brother Shen's side, and the silver earned in the past few days is proof of this. Xiao Pengcheng, who had just regretted that he was open-mouthed, immediately opened his mouth to criticize when he heard Shi Bingzheng also say this.
After that, he hurriedly smiled at Shen Chongming again: "Brother Shen, what the junior brother said is right." With a flattering expression, Shi Bingzheng couldn't wait to step forward and beat him.
Shen Chongming wasn't angry, after all, Shi Bingzheng was telling the truth. "Oh, you said you don't know, in fact, I can't figure it out, could it be that my Shen Chong's character is too good, and the big guys can't wait to be good to me?"
Shen Chongming said with a smug face, and after hearing this, Xiao Pengcheng interjected again, clapped his hands and said: "Yes, it is a character with good character, who can get along with me Xiao Pengcheng, that character is not bad." Of course, people are not saints and sages, and there are times in this life when we are blind, but we don't recognize the true face of your A Bing and make friends, and I am with you, and I often regret sleepless nights, haha. ”
Such a shameless person, Shi Bingzheng has never seen it in his life, waved his hand and said, "Get out, I'm talking about business." Brother Shen, if you really regard my teacher as your friend, you can tell the truth, what is your identity. ”
From Shi Bingzheng's expression, Shen Chongming knew that he was drilling the horns. But what he said was all the truth, and if he really said it according to his train of thought, it would be a lie.
Shaking his head, he said weakly: "Believe it or not, I used to be the owner of Delong Mipu, and now the president of the widely advertised studio, Ding Shen Chongming, sleep!" With that, he blew hard and extinguished the candle.
The night was deep, Shen Chongming, Xiao Pengcheng, snoring one after another, sleeping sweetly, but Shi Bing, who didn't get the 'answer', was tossing and turning and couldn't sleep, and didn't fall asleep until the second half of the night. In the dream, Shen Chongming, who only heard his voice and didn't see him, said to himself: "C, you and my brother, brother, I can't help but take care of you, recently there is a vacancy in the Household Punishment Warehouse as a positive nine product ambassador, and this position will be handed over to you." Although the official is small, but it is really a fat poor, you have to take advantage of the opportunity, if you can be greedy, be greedy. ”
Then, the dream turned, and in a large mansion lined with vast buildings, there were white flowers and silver piled up everywhere, not to mention counting, you couldn't see it. And next to the silver stood the same uncountable warbler Yanyan, dressed in flowers and branches......
The sky was slightly bright, Xiao Pengcheng, who drank a little too much yesterday, felt his abdomen distended, and he got up from the bed in a daze and wanted to shout, who knew that he didn't take two steps before he vaguely heard someone talking, and when he looked back suspiciously, he saw an extremely shocking scene.
I saw Shi Bing holding his quilt with a lewd smile on his face, a trace of saliva flowing from the corner of his mouth, and muttering softly, his voice was too low to hear clearly, but looking at his appearance, Xiao Pengcheng knew that this kid was dreaming of spring.
This person's curiosity was too serious, if Shen Chongming saw this situation, he would definitely smile lightly and ignore it. Well, he forgot what he wanted to do, and leaned over on tiptoe.
"Hehe, the silver is mine, and the beauty is also mine, hehe......" With his head on his head, Xiao Pengcheng really heard it clearly, and then looked at Shi Bingzheng's obscene expression, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud, this time it was out of control, and then he sat on the ground with his stomach in his arms and laughed.
"Wahahahaha, wahahahaha." The voice was sharp and high-pitched, and the effect was not bad, and Shen Chongming, who was asleep, and Shi Bingzheng, who was dreaming, were immediately woken up by him.
"What's wrong?" Shi Bingzheng, who had two confused eyes, asked, looked around and didn't find anything wrong, and didn't know that it was under his bed, Xiao Pengcheng had already fallen to the ground with a smile on his stomach.
Shen Chongming, who knew a lot about Xiao Pengcheng's personality, was no longer surprised, and helplessly pointed to Shi Bingzheng's bed and said, "Look down." Then he put the quilt on his head.
Shi Bingzheng leaned forward and took a look, and saw Xiao Pengcheng lying there with his belly in his arms and laughing loudly, looking very terrifying, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Pengcheng, what's wrong with you?" With that, he turned over and got out of bed and went to pull him.
It took a long time for Xiao Pengcheng to stop his wild laughter and sit on his bed with the support of Shi Bingzheng.
"Pengcheng, what's wrong with you?" Laughing inexplicably by him, Shi Bingzheng asked again. With such a big movement, even if he covered his head with the quilt, it was in vain, and Shen Chongming, who really couldn't sleep, sat up and said puzzledly: "Peng Cheng, what are you laughing at this morning?" ”
Taking a few deep breaths, Xiao Pengcheng got up and sat on Shen Chongming's bed again, and said what he had just seen again.
The expected laughter didn't appear, Shen Chongming grinned and glanced at him, "What's so funny about this, don't say you haven't had such a sweet dream." ”
Xiao Pengcheng couldn't help choking, and wondered in his heart, why did the things he thought was funny not funny at all in the eyes of others? Is it their own reason or theirs?
Xiao Pengcheng was puzzled, but Shi Bingzheng, who heard Shen Chongming's words just now, turned red, if he guessed correctly, he must have said dream words when he was dreaming just now, and even more unfortunately, he was heard by Xiao Pengcheng, this kid!
This matter is indeed a bit embarrassing, Shi Bingzheng hurriedly got into the bed and pretended to sleep, and reasoned with Xiao Pengcheng that only Brother Shen could stabilize him, if he didn't know whether he was alive or dead, he was afraid that he would die even worse.
Seeing that the two of them were sleeping with their heads covered and did not comment on this matter, Xiao Pengcheng scratched his head even more, two to one, it seems that his thinking is really different from others. I can't say anything more, so I can only pull my shoes and go to the toilet outside to relieve myself.
"Ladies and gentlemen, on the orders of the priest of the wine master, today I will not talk about the Four Books and the Five Classics, but let you finish this examination paper, the question is: On how to complete local taxation. The deadline is one day, and the test papers are handed in before dinner. With that, the professor glanced at Shen Chongming intentionally or unintentionally and turned around and walked out of the classroom.
As soon as the professor went out, the whole classroom became a mess, and the students whispered to each other, and Shen Chongming could guess what was said without listening, he must be saying bad things about himself again!
There was no point in arguing with them, and Shen Chongming didn't bother to answer, so he directly spread out the paper and sharpened the ink.
"Brother Shen, how should this thing be written?" Xiao Pengcheng scratched his ears and asked. He can cope with errands by flipping through the books and piecing together a few sentences in ordinary exam papers, but he has no experience in this thing at all, and he doesn't know how to write at all.
Shen Chongming stopped what he was doing, turned his head and said: "You are a tax collector, what should you do if others don't pay taxes, and what method can be used to raise taxes, this method is what you have to write." "Anyway, turn your head and pick up the pen and start writing, this kind of problem is really too pediatric for Shen Chongming, and it can be solved in a quarter of an hour.
With Shen Chongming's suggestion, Xiao Pengcheng immediately understood what was going on, this is easy to do, isn't it just collecting taxes, he is in charge of taxes, then he must be an official. Since he is an official, there must be a lot of people under him, who dares not to pay taxes, not to mention that he will pay dozens of boards by the yamen, I don't believe that he dares not to pay!
With a cold smile, Xiao Pengcheng also worked hard to write, and the other students in the classroom also started to work, whether they were happy or not, this exam paper must be handed in, otherwise they will definitely not be able to eat and walk around.
Blowing dry the ink, Shen Chongming spread out a piece of paper again and was ready to carefully plan the affairs of the Four Seas Martial Arts Pavilion, but before he could pick up the pen again, he heard Xiao Pengcheng next to him whisper: "Brother Shen, do you think this method is successful?" As he spoke, the slightly dry ink roll paper was placed in front of Shen Chongming.
Curiously glanced at Xiao Pengcheng, who was smiling, Shen Chongming picked up his roll paper and looked at it carefully, and was happy when he saw half of it, this baby is too good, the people don't pay taxes, fight! Merchants don't pay taxes, hit hard! Pawnshops don't pay taxes, hit hard! The gambling house does not pay taxes, and it is fought to the death! The brothel doesn't pay taxes, doesn't fight, and puts the girls in prison for a few days!
Nodding vigorously, Shen Chongming raised his hand to return the roll paper to Xiao Pengcheng, and gave a thumbs up: "Talent!" ”
"Hehe, Brother Shen has won the prize." Xiao Pengcheng is rarely modest, but the smugness on his face is no different from immodesty.
Although Xiao Pengcheng's method definitely doesn't work, as far as the exam is concerned, it's not nonsense, after all, such things are too common, but his methods are more aggressive in comparison. Although this answer can't get a high score, it will definitely not make the professor or even Gao Gong punish him for this.
So Shen Chongming didn't bother to teach him what to do, and directly assigned him a part of the work task, and the two of them were busy concentratingly.