When Xiao Luozi read this article, because he wanted to avoid it, he didn't have Liu Xie's name at the beginning of the year.

The generals were furious when they heard this, but Liu Xie laughed.

Xiao Luozi was stunned and asked, "Why is Your Majesty laughing?" ”

Liu Xie said: "Cao Cao's essay is really funny! You see, they always say that I am a pseudo-emperor, tampering with the edict, imprisoning Liu Wei, and he just makes up rumors, but behind this, saying that I am filthy and chaotic and forbidden in the palace, this is too good, right? I was only nine years old when I ascended the throne, and even now I am only eleven years old. ”

Speaking of this, I saw that all the generals shook their heads and laughed, Liu Xie said: "Cao Cao, he is still a generation of great writers, how can he open his eyes and talk nonsense!" Well, look at the back again, and say that I have mutilated living beings, are unkind, and are full of evil. Do you think I'm that bad? ”

Zhang Liao said: "Cao Cao is a bunch of nonsense, Your Majesty's benevolence and virtue serve the world, which is obvious to all." This kind of person who is full of nonsense, let the ministers see it, they will cut it down with a knife! Damn, damn, so damn! ”

Zhang Liao couldn't help but scold three times for being hateful.

Liu Xie smiled secretly: In this original history, Zhang Liao was Cao Cao's diehard loyalist, but now he hates Cao Cao so much.

And this essay is also very funny, first of all, the writing must be excellent, which Liu Xie admitted, after all, it was from the hand of the great writer Cao Cao.

However, the text in the original history was a crusade against Dong Zhuo, and now only a few words have been changed, and Dong Zhuo has become his "pseudo-emperor" Liu Xie.

And in the original history, the alliance of princes in the Battle of Tiger Prison Pass was only 50,000 soldiers and horses, but now, because of the delay of a year, the knowledge alliance army has a huge army of 400,000.

But it was said that the monarch and the ministers were talking and laughing, and a soldier entered the account and said: "Yuan Shao sent people to use the car to drive King Hongnong and Guan Xia to shout, saying that he wanted His Majesty to come out and speak." ”

Lu Bu shouted: "Funny! Just depose the emperor, what qualifications do you have to call your majesty, just shoot him with an arrow. ”

Liu Xie said: "Otherwise, our Han army is a teacher of benevolence and righteousness, and we can't give a tongue to the people of the world, so we will go and watch it now." ”

The kings and ministers came out of the camp tent and came to the pass, only to see Liu Wei standing on a small car a stone's throw away, escorted by soldiers on the side.

Liu Xie took the iron horn in the sergeant's hand and shouted below: "Brother Huang, don't come unharmed!" ”

Liu Wei trembled for a while below, only to see a soldier on the side shouting at him, because it was too far away, he didn't know what he was talking about.

Liu Wei was about to shout, but Liu Xie said: "Brother Huang, is this what you call the emperor?" I ask you, what is the majesty of you, the emperor? A pawn dares to yell at you, what kind of emperor are you doing? What a joke, Yuan Shao and Cao Cao are just you as a chess piece, why are you so obedient? ”

Liu Wei finally mustered up the courage to shout: "Bohe, you listen to me, listen...... Listen to my advice, open the gate and surrender, hand over the throne, I, I will keep you safe. Otherwise, otherwise ......"

Bohe is Liu Xie's word, and Liu Xie asked: "Otherwise, what's wrong?" You say, I'm waiting. ”

"Otherwise, the day the city is broken, it will be the time of your death!"

"Joke," Liu Xie shouted, "I ascended the throne at the age of nine, and I rode the expedition and risked the arrows. The first battle in Hedong was even more fateful, when was I afraid of death? I advise you to rein in the precipice and change your mind, I will still provide you with food and clothing as before, and I also told the imperial grandmother that if you turn back, I will also seal your territory. ”

Liu Wei was speechless, and there were soldiers on the side who were encouraging him to speak, so he had to say again: "Bohe, don't be obsessed, you just surrender, I will continue to let you be the king of Chen Liu, and give you a fief." ”

Liu Xie smiled secretly: This imperial brother doesn't know what to say anymore, and it seems that he was also coerced. He didn't say much, so he said to Xiao Luozi beside him: Go and invite Concubine Tang to come.

This time on the expedition to Tiger Prison Pass, Liu Xie asked Liu Wei to lobby for the local Yuan Shao Association, so he specially brought Concubine Tang as well.

Concubine Tang and Liu Wei are the same age, and they are only sixteen years old, and they were invited up after a while, and after seeing Liu Xie, Liu Xie said: "Sister-in-law, your husband is below, don't be nervous, you can say whatever you want." ”

"Yes, Your Majesty," Tang Feinuo said, came to the edge of the city wall, looked at Liu Wei below, and cried and shouted: "Your Highness! Do you know? Our boy will call Daddy, but where is his Daddy now? His Majesty gave the concubine a house to live in, it was not big but it was very warm, our mother and son had rice and meat to eat, and the clothes were also warm, and the quilts covered were very thick. Your Highness, you must take care of yourself over there, the concubines are waiting for you to come back and reunite with you, our children can't live without their fathers! ”

Concubine Tang couldn't cry anymore when she spoke, and Liu Wei was also in tears when she closed it.

This Liu Wei was originally lobbying Liu Xie, but he didn't expect to be persuaded by Liu Xie, and the soldiers who escorted him saw that there was no result, so they escorted him away in a hurry.

Concubine Tang stood on the city wall and cried: "Your Highness, Your Highness, don't go!" ”

Lu Bu said: "Before Liu Wei went far, the minister went out of the customs and beheaded him to avoid future troubles." ”

Liu Xie said: "Absolutely not! Yuan Shao and Cao Cao, with ill intentions, if I kill Liu Wei, I will be even more tongue-in-cheek, I can't be scolded by the world! ”

turned around to appease Concubine Tang: "Sister-in-law, rest assured, although King Hongnong is in the enemy camp, there is no danger, one day, I will rescue him and return him to you." ”

Concubine Tang knelt down and thanked her: "Thank you, Your Majesty." ”

Liu Xie sent Concubine Tang to the prison.

After a while, I saw that there were allied soldiers rushing in front of the pass, and some scouts were sharp-eyed, recognizing the other generals, and reported: "The enemy who came to attack is Sun Jian, who is too guarded by Changsha!" ”

Liu Xie ordered to go down, hurry up and prepare for battle, and ordered the archers to prepare to release arrows.

Sun Jianbu fortunately did not reach the pass, but was caught up by another army, and a scout reported: "This person Bao Zhong, the younger brother of Bao Xin, the prime minister of Jibei." ”

This Bao Zhong may have been frightened by the horse, ran fast, and only stopped the horse after a while. Liu Xie looked amused.

Lu Bu said: "A bunch of scoundrels, Your Majesty, the ministers will go down and cut them one by one." ”

Before he could finish speaking, a person behind Lu Bu shouted loudly: "Use a knife to cut chickens? Don't go to the Hou of Lao Wen. I behead the heads of all the princes, like probing the bag and taking the ears! ”

Liu Xie looked at it, but it was Lu Bu's deputy general Hua Xiong, and he smiled secretly in his heart: This person is a first-class fierce general, brave and warlike, in the original history, he was cut by a knife, and he was really going to fight at this moment, so he said: "You go back quickly, wait a minute, after you get out of the customs, if you meet a red-faced and green-robed long-haired person who makes a big sword and fierce general, you must not fight with him, you can return quickly, remember to remember!" ”

Hua Xiong snorted, fiddled with the knife and went down.

Liu Xie came to the city wall again, looked down, and saw that Bao Zhong was turning the horse's head to go back, and after a while, Hua Xiong had already come out of the gate, shouting: "Your grandfather Xiong is here, come and die!" ”

Bao Zhong had no choice but to turn around again, carrying a knife to fight, Hua Xiong stepped forward, his hand rose and fell, and he was cut under the horse with only one move.