People come and go on the street, today is the festival of the Jingshi, see the dead head can 'excite' people's infinite male 'sex' power, shouting countless people, as if they are the warriors who rush to kill on the battlefield.

A rich, richly dressed man suddenly shouted, "Catch the thief!" My wallet was stolen by the heat! ”

A short man scurried around the crowd, running nimbly and quickly, and he was not a good person at first glance.

Li Guolou didn't even think about it, he got rid of Chu Xiang's 'jade' hand and pulled out his 'legs' to chase the short thief, one ran in front, the other chased behind, someone was knocked down, someone was pushed away, someone was scolding his mother, and the two were playing a game of cat and mouse on the street.

Chu Xiang 'Jade', who had practiced kung fu, shook his two big feet, and also chased Li Guolou behind, wanting to help, but the lost owner had been left behind, and the four of them ran on the street, and passers-by stopped to look at them.

Li Guolou chased after him and shouted, "Stop! I'm catching fast, and I'm going to shoot again! ”

The thief was unreasonable, and I ran desperately to the street with few people, just to get rid of the stalker.

Li Guolou was overjoyed when he saw the thief running into a dead end, and shouted: "Stinky boy, look where you are fleeing, I must kill you if I catch you." ”

But when he saw the thief, he climbed the high wall with his bare hands, and the red wall, which was more than a foot high, climbed up like this, stood on the top of the high wall, and said sharply: "Catch quickly, hurry up and grow taller tomorrow." Hahahaha! In the midst of laughter, the thief jumped into the wall and disappeared.

Li Guolou looked up at the high wall, he couldn't touch the top of the wall when he jumped, and he couldn't catch the thief anyway, and exclaimed: "It turns out that in the world, there is really a gecko skill." ”

Chu Xiang 'Yu' and the lost owner rushed back and forth, only to see Li Guolou alone, helplessly spread his hands, and the thief still escaped.

The owner complained, and left helplessly, only shaking his head and sighing speechlessly at Li Guolou, complaining in his heart that Li Guolou had not fulfilled his duty to catch fast.

Li Guolou felt that he had lost a battle, and couldn't help but be annoyed: "It's a little back!" The thief is still a practitioner, I admit it! ”

Chu Xiang's 'jade' enlarged 'breasts' and 'chaos' trembled, and after calming down, he said: "Brother Xiaolou, don't worry, I know this thief, he is very famous in the flyover, known as 'Yanzi Zhang', I heard that he is a deserter." likes to rob the rich and help the poor, and the common people recite his deeds. ”

"Phew!" Li Guolou spat on the ground and shouted angrily: "It's better for the common people to fool and steal to rob the rich and help the poor, can it be done?" That's Yan Zizhang deliberately putting gold on his face, thieves will also buy people's hearts, this kind of person is too cheap. ”

"Humph! Brother Xiaolou, are you only allowed to buy Pravda reporters, and don't allow us ordinary people to have our own heroes? "Chu Xiang 'Yu' turned around angrily and ignored Li Guolou, she knew that Li Guolou liked to see her angry appearance the most.

Li Guolou's eyes rolled, he thought about it, and said with a smile: "Xiaoxiang 'jade', I know that you must know Yanzi Zhang Laodi, tell me, okay?" ”

Chu Xiang 'Yu' turned his head again and said angrily: "No! Swallow Zhang is the pride of our flyover storytellers, how can I do such a despicable and shameless thing. ”

"Oh! Xiaoxiang 'jade', you are a principled person, and you like your 'sex' personality as an elder brother. Walk! Let's go to dinner. What do you want to eat? "Li Guolou took Chu Xiang's 'jade' hand and cared about Chu Xiang's 'jade's dietary preferences. He expected that in less than three rounds, Chu Xiang's 'jade' would betray the heroes in the minds of the common people, and no 'female' person could resist his attack, not to mention that he still had a 'bed' nirvana.

In the private room of the restaurant, after two glasses of wine, Chu Xiang 'Yu' said coquettishly: "Okay, okay, tell you!" For your sake. Yanzi Zhang is not a member of the beggar gang, he is a lone thief, you go back to the criminal department to check his case record yourself. No one can catch him, Yanzi Zhang likes to steal the property of rich people, like you happened to meet the owner today, generally this kind of owner doesn't even bother to report the case, and some people are stolen and don't know what's going on. Anyway, the people of Tianqiao praised his ability, and they all said that Yanzi Zhang could soar through the clouds and fog, and no one in Beijing could catch him. ”

Li Guolou held his breath when he heard this, he was a "divine arrest" supported by the Criminal Department, and he couldn't catch a thief, wouldn't it be a loss, today he 'forced' Yanzizhang into a dead end, or let Yanzizhang escape, this thief is a bone that is difficult to gnaw.

Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and going up to the tiger mountains, Li Guolou made up his mind to remove a harm for the Jingshi, and said with a smile: "Xiaoxiang 'jade', your 'door' threshold is the most 'fine', tell me where is Yanzi Zhang's nest?" "While speaking, he poured wine for Chu Xiang's 'jade', and wanted the 'woman' to keep it a secret, this is a fantasy, Liguolou is good at observing words and 'colors', and it is expected that Chu Xiang's 'jade' knows more about Yanzi Zhang than he said.

"I don't know that! Swallow Zhang cunning rabbit three holes, and I haven't taken me to play! "Chu Xiang's 'jade' white eyes Li Guolou, she only heard rumors and knew some news about Yan Zizhang.

"Xiaoxiang 'Jade', tell me that the benefits are indispensable to you. It's sad to hide it from me, we're not married. "Li Guolou threatened Gali to 'lure', and saw through Chu Xiang's 'jade' that his heart was very evil.

"Humph! Badass, badass, badass! Leave me at home, and I don't want to ask for warmth, so I just passed the 'door'. "Chu Xiang 'Yu' is extremely dissatisfied with her status at home, and even the little Japanese 'woman' Mayuko is more favored than her.

Li Guolou frowned, and sighed: "Xiaoxiang 'Jade', you know my situation, you want to be good with me." I'm so weak that I can't count how many sweet words I have to say every day. People are contributing to the country and the people every day, but I am 'spending' time on you, and if this continues, I will become a romantic ghost under Luo's skirt. ”

"Humph! Brother Xiaolou is not allowed to say that! When I go back, I will tell the big 'milk' and 'milk', you want to go to your uncle to be a soldier, and let your sisters clean you up. "Chu Xiang 'Yu' saw Li Guolou's love for military equipment, and stayed around Jingguan for a few hours, reluctant to leave, with sinister intentions.

Li Guolou shook his head and said, "What kind of soldier are you still a soldier!" After the war is over, military generals in peacetime are even more greedy than civilian officials, drinking the blood of soldiers and using their power to do 'smuggling' business, military generals have labor in their hands, and they use the state's 'spending' and huge sums of money to train soldiers to do 'private' business, and they are even more shameless than civilian officials. Therefore, to govern the country, you can't use civil servants for military generals, that is, you should be familiar with the books of sages and sages for civil ministers. ”

Chu Xiang 'Yu' refuted: "Brother Xiaolou, why don't you have a good person in your mouth, there are loyal ministers in the court who serve the country and the people, you are discrediting our Qing Dynasty!" ”

Li Guolou shook his head helplessly and said: "There are no Qing officials like Hai Rui in the Great Qing Kingdom, and there are some loyal ministers like Lin Zexu, but what can they bring to this country?" The Tiger 'Gate' cigarette ban is a ban on opium, but in fact, it is a closed country. Thinking that the British sent troops to attack the Qing Dynasty, the central topic of discussion in the British Parliament was not the dumping of opium, or the issue of national policy, they also knew that opium was a bad thing, and they did not dare to discuss it in the Parliament. Lin Zexu is powerful, the governor of Liangguang, and the army of Liangguang are all under his command. And finally! It's not a defeat yet, it's said that this escape, that passively avoids the war, it's all an excuse, and if you can't beat it, you can't beat it. The military system is unreasonable, and the army wants to use Manchu people as officers and soldiers, but are Manchu people material for soldiers? ”

Li Guolou drank two glasses of wine, and began to speak reactionary words again, looking down on Manchurians from the bottom of his bones, and thinking that he had a great talent for shocking causes, but no one appreciated it.

"Brother Xiaolou, you are a reactionary, you say good things for corrupt officials and Shen, and now you say bad things about national heroes, I hate you and hate you to death!" Chu Xiang 'Yu' beat Li Guolou's big 'leg' a few times, but his hateful hand was placed on Li Guolou's big 'leg', and he stroked it a few more times, letting Li Guolou know that she still felt sorry for him.

Li Guolou sighed: "Xiaoxiang 'jade', what I said is the truth, a person will break if he is too strong, Mu Xiu will be destroyed by Lin Feng, and it will not work hard like Lin Zexu." Or groveling like Prince Gong will get better results. Although the Western powers still impose trade barriers against us, keep their technology secret, and only let us know some 'skins' of good things but refuse to sell them to us. Like the Watt steam engine, the Jenny steam loom, these things were refused to be sold to us by Westerners back then. But we are smart in the Qing Dynasty and will buy people's hearts, and there are always foreigners who take risks, isn't there all of them now? As long as the Qing Empire has money and 'women', even the British minister will be a traitor. The integration of the doctrine of taking, our country's textile industry has quietly recovered, and when the heavy industry has also developed greatly, the warships of foreigners will naturally disappear, and now they can only do Goujian. ”

"Oh······ Brother Xiaolou, no wonder you let Xi Shi enter the 'door', aren't you afraid that the family business will be occupied by them in the future? "Chu Xiang 'Yu' is a little worried, the foreign woman Yelia and the 'female' spy Zhen 'Yu' are so strong at home, in the future, if she is dissatisfied with Li Guolou and leaves with a sum of money, who will she rely on in the future.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Li Guolou laughed three times in his 'yin' and said: "Xiaoxiang 'jade', what kind of person am I, serve them well, I don't want them to spit out." My real estate is still in my name, and their property has become a joint account, and even if they want to leave in the future, I will divide half of their family property first. People and money are gained, and in the end, it is a big deal to choose one or the other, and I can't lose anything. You should be good, and the benefits will be taken for a lifetime. Now can you tell me the old bottom of Yanzi Zhang? ”

"Oh······" The stone in Chu Xiang's 'jade's heart fell to the ground, and at home she always felt that Li Guolou was a wretch, and she listened to the words of a few rich and powerful 'milk' and 'milk'. It turned out that Li Guolou's small actions had already been done behind his back, and he was ready to prevent a few 'milks' and 'milk' from leaving home at any time.

"Hmm······ Brother Xiaolou, I heard my eldest brother say, I don't know if it's true or not? Yanzi Zhang has a good relationship in Yixiang Pavilion, called March Hong, you go and find out if it's true, or that mother-in-law lied to my eldest brother. "Chu Xiang 'Yu' is a little embarrassed, her eldest brother Chu Xiang Feng has a penchant for prostitutes, and there is something credible about the prostitute 'girl' March Red 'revealed' Yan Zi Zhang, so Chu Xiang 'Yu' knows many things about stealing Yan Zi Zhang.

"Good! Xiaoxiang 'jade' has a great future in the future. "Li Guolou toasted, his 'women' were all good-looking, and they didn't have a 'mixed' day by virtue of their posture. He needs this kind of 'female' and 'sex', he can go out for him to charge, even if his wife sleeps on someone else's 'bed' one day, as long as it is for the benefit of the family, he will pinch his nose and admit it!

The arrogant Yanzi Zhang dared to laugh at him, Li Guolou clenched his fists, and vowed to catch the lone thief with a prominent reputation in Jingshi. As for whether to put a torture instrument "wooden dog" on Yanzizhang and abolish Yanzizhang's two 'legs', it depends on whether Yanzizhang is used by him.

Li Guolou has a lot of things to do, he wants to let all his enemies die, the Hokage will not die for a day, Li Guolou always has a 'gloomy' haze in his heart. He gave the Hokage a round, just to see what the Hokage gave him? How could Li Guolou believe the confession of the White Lotus Sect with a signature, people can break their oaths to the Bodhisattva, and the Danshu Iron Scroll will also die, and there are countless people who have surrendered.

The oath that Gou Jian said, although it was not written in the book, must be poisonous enough! Li Guolou returned his body in the way of others, and waited for the Hokage to give him a **.