Chapter 176
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The clothes are simple and simple, but they can't hide their elegance, and they are more than nine feet tall (the scale of the measuring tools in the Li Dynasty is much smaller than today, and the one foot at that time is only about six inches now), although the wind and sun have been exposed, but the delicate face is still full of confidence and arrogance; In addition, he wears a high bamboo crown on his head and carries a long sword around his waist, giving people the feeling that a jade tree is in the wind, and he is not a mortal at first glance!
In such an atmosphere, such an extraordinary figure came, and people could not help but walk back into the scorching sun from the shade of the trees and under the city, to see what treasures were on the cart. "There is a well-known splash skin in the East Market, named Persimmon Zhu San, because his head looks like a persimmon, so he is famous. Persimmon Zhu San was a seller of braised pig's trotters, he was the first to rush forward, stopped the tall man and shouted: "Guest officer, it's too hot, come to a pig's trotters, go to the fire!" ”。
The man smiled at him and said in Qi Guo's accent, "Pig's trotters can also go to the fire?" It's the first time I've heard of it. If you sell water horseshoe, that's pretty much it! ”
The crowd burst into laughter. People in Chang'an East City know that Qingshui horseshoe is produced in the Wuyue area, which is a tribute, only in the palace, and occasionally seen a little in the Chang'an market, it will be bought by dignitaries and nobles immediately. The braised pig's trotters in the three baskets of persimmon Zhu have been done for three or five days, and they can't be sold on the first day, and they will be steamed again in a large pot the next day; Three days later, the pig's trotters looked black and purple, and the taste was similar to that of taro.
Persimmon Zhu San doesn't care about these, as long as the living person comes, he feels that the business is sent to the door. Regardless of whether people want it or not, take out one and hand it to your hand first. "Guest officer, don't say it, my pig's trotters really have the effect of clear water horseshoe, after eating, I promise to let you go to the fire to cool off!"
"Yes, I'm going to eat, and in the blink of an eye I have to run into the pit, of course there will be no fire!" The slender Qi man said with a smile, not taking it by hand at all.
When the crowd on the side heard this, they couldn't help laughing.
Persimmon Zhu San was blushed, and he was a little anxious, he thought about it, since this hand was stretched out, it couldn't be retracted. So he simply threw the pig's trotter into the other man's hand. He thought to himself: To take it or not, it's out of my hand anyway. Now, let's watch the show!
The man didn't use his hands at first, and watched as the big black and purple pig's trotters fell straight to the ground. Everyone thought to themselves, it's over, it's going to cause trouble!
Seeing the black and purple thing fall into the mud, unexpectedly, the slender Qi man jumped on one foot, seemingly dodging, but the other foot wearing straw shoes kicked over, and I saw that the pig's trotters that were about to be stained with mud suddenly flew up and fell back into the basket of persimmon Zhu San!
Everyone was eye-opening, and even Persimmon Zhu San was strange and inexplicable. He threw the basket to the ground and shouted, "Oops! You're kicking my hand! "With the sound of the basket falling to the ground, seven or eight blacker and purpleer pig's trotters fell to the ground, all stained with ash and soil, like pieces of rotten lotus root that had just been pulled out of the mud.
Everyone's eyes widened, persimmon Zhu San wanted to play a scoundrel!
After all, Chang'an is the Chang'an of Chang'an people, and the liveliness of Chang'an is a scenery that Chang'an people can't see enough, not to mention that there are three friends of Pipo? In the blink of an eye, many onlookers piled up to see how this outsider ended!
The man from the Qi Kingdom was not panicked, he rubbed his hands together and said, "Brother Ren, if you don't have any money, you can ask the junior brother for a little, why use this method to make everyone unhappy?" ”
Persimmon Zhu San heard this and felt even more faceless. "What? According to what you say, is Lao Tzu trying to blackmail you? You are holding a gong in Chang'an City, playing and listening to the three circles inside and outside, has my persimmon Zhu San ever bullied others? It's clear that you knocked over my basket and disrupted my business, and you dare to say that I slandered you? As he spoke, he grabbed the ox cart: "If you don't make it clear to me today, make it clear, these two carts, you don't want to pull them away!" ”
The tall slender man was not angry, but he looked up to the sky and laughed. "Hahahaha! I drove the ox cart for two months, and it was easy to come to Chang'an, but I didn't expect to meet you, who knows the goods. Brother Persimmon, you open it and take a look, can you afford it? ”
Persimmon Zhu San heard him call himself "Persimmon Brother", and it was not easy to splash it for a while, so he reached out and tore away the wheat grass on the car. What surprised him was that the car was neither a treasure nor a food, it turned out that all the brushes were bamboo slips!
Everyone was also stunned, obediently, two large carts of bamboo slips took two months to pull into Beijing, which must be dedicated to the emperor!
Persimmon Zhu San is a master who knows one or two more words in addition to Zhu San's "three" character, what is the use of these bamboo slips? But you can't just pull it down, how faceless is that? Besides, those pig's trotters, he kept them and could slander other people, these things are gone, he won't have nothing to do in the second half of the day, and his stomach won't be able to fill it? He looked up and saw that the tall man was also wearing a sword. So he stretched out his hand and grabbed it: "Come on!" Lao Tzu wants bamboo slips, but it's useless; This sword, let's cut the pig's trotters for the master! ”
The tall slender man did not panic, but just stretched out his right hand and protected the sword. Persimmon Zhu San saw that he couldn't grab it with one hand, so he grabbed it with two hands; But with both hands, he couldn't move the sword for half a minute. At this moment, he was dumbfounded, and shouted to a few people around him: "Zhang Si, Li Wu, Wang Xiaoer, the three of you eat pig's trotters that Lao Tzu can't sell all day long, at this time, don't you help the master?" ”
This call was really useful, but I saw that there were three more splashers, who rushed up to help. All four men came to grab the sword, and each of his eight hands grasped the scabbard of the long sword, the tall slender man protected the upper end of the scabbard with his left hand, and the right hand held the hilt of the sword.
The crowd here had already alarmed several patrolling knights. Under the leadership of a Datang led by them, they quietly reined in their horses, stopped outside the crowd, and stopped to watch.
Persimmon Zhu San bullied more and less, of course, at this time he was triumphant. He looked at the outsiders and said with a smile: "What? Still not acquainted? If you don't let go, you'll do it! ”
The slender man still had a smile on his face, and gradually raised the sword with both hands to the sheath. Persimmon Zhu San and the other four people never expected that the four of them, with eight hands and four fat pig-like bodies, couldn't hold down the sword, and were slowly lifted up by him!
Most people in Chang'an have seen some of the world, and who can't see this kind of kung fu? The crowd retreated very naturally, retreated, they wanted to give the slender man a "field", and a good show was about to be staged!
Those four pig-like scoundrels also knew that they had caused a big disaster this time. However, whether it is a blessing or a curse, the people of Chang'an can afford to provoke it, and they can hold it, otherwise, will they still be able to stay in Chang'an in the future? Wang Xiaoer and Li Wu couldn't hold down the sword anymore, and they were afraid that the man would pull out the sword with his right hand, so they stretched out their legs while they were closer to him, trying to trip the man.
The two stretched out their legs together, and they had already been seen by the tall and thin man, only to see his right leg pulled up and flew up, Wang Xiaoer on the right "pounced", and his butt smashed a pit on the ground, and he couldn't get up again; And that leg flew over again without hindrance, and with a gust of wind, Li Wu soared into the air, flew out ten steps away, his butt gnawed at the mud in his mouth, and fell outside the crowd of onlookers!
On the streets of Chang'an, there was a sound of applause. Even the big cavalry commander couldn't help but nod.
Persimmon Zhu San saw that he was going to save face today, so he didn't do it, and he didn't stop it; He glanced at Zhang Si, and as soon as their hands were loosened, they invariably took out two short knives from their waists and stabbed at the man.
(End of chapter)
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