Chapter 282: Ma: I'm Not Drunk!
Does Oiran need to practice drinking? The answer is yes.
Alcohol culture, as a somewhat perverted and deformed culture, has always existed, especially pouring alcohol on women, which is one of the biggest hobbies of many men!
People, basically, are very cheap, and pouring alcohol into women is nothing more than to satisfy their desire for control, and they can only do this if they have money and power.
As for the drinking of girls at class reunions in college, it is probably purely bad, but in this world, it seems that bad people like this are better mixed, which is really strange.
It's the same in ancient times, these boys, what they liked most was to pour wine on these dusty women, but fortunately, they didn't have the opportunity to drink wine for serious girls, because they couldn't use friendship as a bargaining chip.
In fact, these people who use the friendship of their student days to pour alcohol on girls are essentially scum, as long as they can see it clearly, they will naturally stay away from these.
Such a person may be suitable for those so-called teachers and regulations, the dog professor who has a big bowl of spirits first, and the one who can drink it in the name of the name is the of the pillars of the country!
How is it different from these people who go to brothels to prostitute women? One uses his own power as a teacher, the other uses the power he spends money on, and the prostitute herself has little power to give!
Pothos and Lin still smelled this strong smell of wine, and they looked at each other in unison.
Sure enough, the crows in this world are as dark as the world, and the men in the world are all the same, and you can't expect His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to be so otherworldly.
Li Chengqian must have wanted to use this strong smelling wine to get the two of them drunk, and then ......
However, sooner or later, there will be a day, rather than with others, it is better to follow Li Chengqian.
The money they ransomed was not like a woman who had suffered a lot like Zhao Yinger, she saved it herself, and all the money they ransomed was from Li Chengqian.
Lin is still 1,500 guan, and pothos is 1,000 guan, which is probably an excellent house in Chang'an City.
If they had also been in business for many years and had money to redeem themselves, they would never let Li Chengqian help redeem themselves, but since Li Chengqian had helped them redeem themselves, they had to be self-aware.
They are actually very envious of Zhao Yinger, they met Li Chengqian relatively late, but they have money to redeem themselves, so she and Li Chengqian are equal, and the two of them are not.
The two cheered each other up, and each had to take a bottle of spirits and drink it.
Li Chengqian frowned when he saw the green jade fingers stretched out by the two apprentices!
He made a move, snapped twice, and the back of his hand was red with the pothos and Lin still hit.
Moyu Kong Junyao almost laughed, Luo Li didn't have many strange thoughts, just focused on eating seafood.
She used to eat less seafood like this, and the place where she lived was too inland!
Li Chengqian said: "Okay! Adulthood not? Just drink secretly? Besides, that's all I have for this wine, what should you do if you drink it and get me drunk? ”
Li Chengqian's talk about the problem of adulthood is based on the statement of adulthood at the age of eighteen, and it is not the algorithm of marrying at the age of twelve.
Looking at it this way, the two of them are indeed not adults at the age of seventeen......
As for getting yourself drunk, it is also to let your strength dissipate, so as to complete your own great cause of inheritance!
Since he knew that there would be a big war in five years, he has been very persistent in the creation of man, and when people live, they must leave something, especially children, this is the most wonderful thing left to the world!
Lu Pothos and Lin were still hit twice, and the back of his hand hurt badly, but his evaluation of Li Chengqian rose a lot, he actually wanted to get himself drunk? Isn't it to get the two of them drunk and then take the opportunity to do something ridiculous?
Lin still said: "Master, people often say that you can use wine to kill your sorrows, what is there to worry about Master? You're the most talented person in the world right now! ”
Li Chengqian poured down a bowl of wine and felt a fever in his stomach, which seemed to have a real effect.
He said: "Young people don't know the taste of sorrow, they fall in love with the floor, fall in love with the floor, and say sorrow for the new words." Now I know all the sorrows, I want to say that I will rest, I want to say that I will rest, but I will say that the weather is cool and autumn! ”
The chivalrous spirit of the year has not diminished, and Mo Yu muttered: "It's winter, what kind of autumn!" ”
What Li Chengqian is talking about is his melancholy for the future, a dimensionality reduction blow! He still has nowhere to escape, he must be the first to go up, because the sky is falling, and the first person to hit it is naturally him, the tallest person.
Kong Junyao Green Carrot Forest was still very surprised, this poem is so good! Sure enough, he is the most talented man in the world, and he writes a good poem casually.
It's just a bit of a dull feeling, is Li Chengqian old? Not old! It's the big picture of the teenager!
Even a little smaller than both of their apprentices! Why do you have so many worries?
Mo Yu said: "Li Chengqian, if you have anything to say, just say it, what kind of man is a man who beats around the bush!" ”
Li Chengqian was not angry.
Lu Pothos and Lin were still surprised, this woman was probably the mistress of the Prince's Mansion, and she called Li Chengqian's name! What a blessing this must be!
In fact, they are all wrong, the order is wrong, it should be Mo Yu who called Li Chengqian's name, and then Li Chengqian likes her, she is the mistress of the prince's mansion.
What Li Chengqian likes is this feeling of calling his name, husbands and wives are not equal, how can they be husband and wife?
Li Chengqian, who reacted half a beat slowly, sang: "What a man are you three aunts, what a man are you three aunts!" ”
The rest: "??? ”
The third aunt has no man? Whose third aunt? This is the reason why Li Chengqian is worried? Odd! It's so weird!
It's as strange as this winter's green Prince's Mansion!
He opened all the bottles and began to blend.
Li Chengqian seems to have read an article saying that mixing different wines will make people more likely to get drunk, although he doesn't know the reason, he thinks he can give it a try.
He said while mixing the wine: "Mo Yu, if I get drunk, you must ensure the smooth operation of our human creation......
After listening to this, Mo Yu's face turned red, and she almost lifted the table, for Li Chengqian's sake, she endured it.
Li Chengqian was actually not drunk, this is where to go, it's still very early!
"Bring some wine from our house!" Li Chengqian said.
Xiaocui said: "Our wine doesn't smell as strong as the prince's wine, why don't we drink strong wine, but drink ordinary wine?" ”
She admired Li Chengqian infinitely, and felt that Li Chengqian should drink the strongest wine, ride the strongest horse, and be with the most beautiful women.
Li Chengqian said: "I want to mix these wines together and make a cocktail." ”
"Does Your Highness want chicken tail hair?" Cui asked.
Li Chengqian was stunned: "What kind of chicken feathers?" Don't, go for it. ”
In a short time, the wine came, the highest special wine in the palace, liquor, and green ant wine from street stalls.
Li Chengqian was satisfied, and began to mix his special cocktail in the empty jar.
Keen as he is, he has a special sense of smell, he keeps smelling, this plus a little, that adds a little, and finally, a jar is full.
"Good! This is the world's most powerful liquor specially made by this king, known as a bowl of three steps! Li Chengqian said.
Everyone is curious, this wine is really so powerful?
Li Chengqian said: "Who wants to give it a try? ”
A bowl of three steps down, it sounds terrifying, and no one dares to agree.
Then it's the old rules.
"Xiao Ningzi!"
Xiao Ningzi, who was waiting outside the door, felt tight in his heart and hurried in.
"Your Highness looking for me?"
Li Chengqian said: "On weekdays, I am always the first to find you when I have any hard work, this time, good wine, you are the first to drink!" ”
Xiao Ningzi looked at the wine that Li Chengqian put on the table, and his heart trembled inexplicably, is this to give him poisonous wine? No way! He felt that Li Chengqian was not such a person.
Xiao Ningzi picked up the wine bowl and drank it with a bang.
Li Chengqian asked, "How does it taste?" ”
Xiao Ningzi smacked his lips: "It tastes weird, and my throat is like being cut by a knife." ”
"Don't you faint?" Li Chengqian continued to ask.
"Don't get dizzy."
Li Chengqian said: "Don't faint and take two steps." ”
Xiao Ningzi took two steps, but there was still nothing wrong.
Li Chengqian laughed and scolded: "Stupid thing! If you are asked to take two steps, you really take two steps? ”
Xiao Ningzi raised his feet, and just raised his feet and felt that something was wrong, what's going on, the world is spinning!
It was fine before! Why do you faint all of a sudden? He still decided to complete Li Chengqian's order, and although the third step was difficult, he still stepped on it firmly!
The moment his feet were in close contact with the ground, Xiao Ningzi fell.
Li Chengqian said: "Sure enough, it fell! I know, Xiao Ningzi, you're still far away! ”
A few people hurriedly came to carry Xiao Ningzi away, it was not good to lie here.
Li Chengqian held the wine jar with both hands and drank it in a big gulp, and he drank the jar of wine in one go!
He put down the wine jar, took one step, two steps, three steps, and sure enough, there was some top, and he continued to walk, but his steps were a little vain.
No one dared to stop Li Chengqian, everyone just looked at him, and Li Chengqian walked and walked in front of the three brothers of the prince's mansion.
Li Chengqian patted the head of the black phantom and said, "Xiao Hei, let's go drunk driving." ”
Black Phantom: "??? ”
It stared at Li Chengqian, not knowing what Li Chengqian meant, what did drunk driving mean?
Even if Li Chengqian is drunk, and he is not drunk, how can it be said to be drunk driving?
Li Chengqian got on the horse, and the black phantom had to carry Li Chengqian, preparing to walk around the prince's mansion a few times, so that the drunk Li Chengqian could play for a while.
Li Chengqian said: "Let's go out for a walk." ”
The black phantom is naturally reluctant to go out, it is warm as spring here, and you can occasionally steal fresh vegetables, go out, the ground is full of snow, there is no food, and it is easy to slip, what's the point?
It felt that Li Chengqian was drunk, so it ignored Li Chengqian.
The guards nearby also breathed a sigh of relief, if the black phantom really went out, they really couldn't keep up! This guy is running too fast!
Li Chengqian said: "What, Lao Tzu's words don't work? ”
He patted the black phantom's buttocks, and the black phantom hurried towards the door, and in a short time, he reached the door.
Mo Yu said with great shame: "Li Chengqian, doesn't what you said before count?" ”
"I'll talk about it later!"
The door opened, and after the black phantom sprayed its nose, it rode into the dust.
On a snowy night, Chang'an City had an extralegal maniac who thought that he would not be caught by the police for drunk driving, and a black fat horse who thought he was very sober and was not drunk driving.
Curfew time, racing horses in the city, patrolling in the city to catch fast, bad people are not blind, they can see clearly, but no one can control it!
It's so fast! It's a black lightning bolt in the night!
At first, there were still people who wanted to stop it, but after seeing it for the second and third time, they collectively chose to ignore it, as if a gust of wind was blowing in front of them.
The two bad people saw another brother coming, carrying a jar of wine and half a roast chicken in their hands.
"What do you do? We're on official business! Drink? ”
The bad guy who was carrying the wine said: "What are you two panicking about, how can you survive without drinking a little wine on such a cold day?" ”
The two looked at the wine and roast chicken in their brothers' hands and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"It's a cold day, freeze to death and beg someone, then drink some!"
The three of them found a place without snow, sat down and drank, and one person took a sip, tore off the chicken one by one, put it in his mouth and chewed it, and his body warmed up, which was really good!
"How many times have you seen it?"
"For the fifth time!"
"Is it still human?"
"It's just a gust of wind, if you see it, you should treat it as if you didn't see it."
"It makes sense, let's stay away, when we passed, it did bring a gust of wind, and it was a little cold."
The three of them shrank back and continued to drink to keep warm.
Before dawn, Li Chengqian went back to the prince's mansion, in fact, he felt sober and bored, so he came back, and he didn't believe that anyone could see it clearly.
When he went out, naturally some people were worried, and everyone was relieved to see Li Chengqian, who was completely sober, and went back to rest.
Of course, pothos is not among these people.
After Li Chengqian left, she was very curious about how powerful this bowl of three-step pouring was, and she drank a lot of alcohol, all of which were practiced.
There is still a mouthful in the jar, which is the remaining one that Li Chengqian drank too quickly before.
She picked it up and carefully poured it into the bowl where she drank the soup, the small bowl did not pass the bottom of the bowl, she was a little disappointed, only one bite, it was too far away!
After drinking it, she didn't feel anything.
Lin on the side still kept an eye on the pothos.
Lin still asked, "How?" Drunk? ”
"No, this wine just tastes strange, not intoxicating." Pothos said.
Lin Yi: "It seems that you have to take three steps to know if it's really intoxicating, why don't you try it?" ”
"If you want me to say, that Xiao Ningzi must be pretending, just to not embarrass His Highness, His Highness drank a lot, isn't it still fine? He must have walked at least three steps! ”
"I've studied medicine before, and it seems that when I walk around, it makes the blood flow in my body faster, maybe that's why I'm drunk, why don't you try it?" Lin still said.
Green pothos said: "Don't coax me, I've also learned, that's not what I said, even if I don't move, the blood will still flow!" ”
After she finished speaking, she still stood up and took three steps neatly, just to prove that she was right.
After three steps, she instantly collapsed to the ground and began snoring.
Lin still can only take her to rest, the two must be together, they are both newcomers here, they are not familiar with life, and they have to help each other.
Li Chengqian: "If you don't rest early, what are you waiting for me to do?" Do you want to sleep in again tomorrow? ”
Everyone was speechless, and kindness was regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs!