147. Wine table gambling match
If you want to ask: when is a man in the bravest state?
The answer must be yes – the wine table! A man who is cowardly, as long as he goes to the wine table, once he drinks out of the state, he will forget his past silence and begin to be unscrupulous.
Although it is said that you can drink half a catty and drink eight taels, such cadres must be cultivated; can drink eight taels and drink a catty, such a cadre D can rest assured, but to be honest, there will always be more people who drown in the wine tank than those who swim through the wine tank and find happiness!
On today's wine table, on the one hand, there is a song to welcome, and on the other hand, there is a scene, and the atmosphere is really warm! Tanegashima Shiyao and I sat in high seats, pushing cups and changing lamps, staggering chips, and the people below were also sitting on both sides of the long table, drinking happily!
Today is more than the Tanegashima family I have seen in the past, Shi Yao's three sons are all here, in addition to Tanegashima Yaogui who was cleaned up before, his two brothers also came, but I looked at it, they are not young and handsome, and I answered a few glasses of wine at random, and then bypassed.
At half-time, the amount of alcohol was revealed, and there were still a few players who fell first, and a few of us were in high spirits. Surprisingly, this kind of Zidao Shiyao's alcohol consumption is really good, and he is as stable as Mount Tai until now!
During the banquet, Shiyao never mentioned the matter of food, so I didn't say a word. This matter was originally a clear statement of a willingness to fight and a willingness to suffer, I can afford to drag it out, but he can't afford it! So I'm not in a hurry!
Now, the more I calm down, the more benefits I can get. So they kept saying some New Year's greetings, and I hummed and answered correctly. inadvertently asked me some details, and I also pretended to be drunk and pushed Tang over.
I drank sake cup after glass, but in fact, I was thinking about how to settle this deal as soon as possible. Because I have a follow-up action, and I need to get those muskets back - after all, winter is coming! Isn't it?
I must arm these muskets to Shibata Katsuya before winter comes, and whoever has the slightest advantage in this race against time may change the course of this battle!
After thinking about it, they still have to find a reason why they have nothing to say. I swept around the wine table and didn't see it! Looking back, this non-drinking sullen thing was sitting on a stool by the wall in a daze!
It should be added here that the most painful people at the wine table are those who do not drink. Being squeezed is still a trivial matter, the feeling that I am obviously sober, but I have to watch a group of drunk people play drunk, it is too painful!
Seeing that he was in a good state, I glanced at Yaban Qingding, who was drinking alone, and I suddenly had an idea in my heart. So slowly, I began to flirt with my language!
A few words of gossip. I picked up a glass of wine, squinted at Tanegashima Shi Yao and smiled evilly, "Tanegashima Temple! What do you say is most famous on your seed island? The best way to get it? ”
Tanegashima Shiyao was actually a little dizzy when he drank, and said with a wine glass: "Tanegashima, there is nothing but iron cannons, and naturally iron cannons dominate the world!"
I picked up my wine glass, touched him hard, hooked the corners of my mouth and said with a grin: "Indeed, I think you still have the technology to make iron cannons!"
As he spoke, he pointed to Yaban Qingding, and continued to ask: "He! Is it the most capable craftsman? Blacksmith? ”
Tanegashima Shiyao shook his head and said: "Qingding is the ancestor of the world's iron cannons!" When it comes to building iron cannons, this is definitely it! As he spoke, he cocked a thumbs up, looked at me drunkenly and smiled!
I thought to myself, it's just an old thing who trades my daughter's ass for technology! What is worth saying? But when the words came to his lips, they changed again.
"Hmph, I've heard the name of Baban Qingding for a long time, and when I saw it yesterday, I knew that it was not as good as being famous when I met, but Er'er!" I picked up the wine glass, squinted at the eight plates and said disdainfully: "What is commendable about abandoning its essence and impoverishing its branches and leaves, and sacrificing its roots and chasing the end?" ”。
Hearing this, Tanegashima Shiyao was stunned, but the eight board was clear, but he was not calm!
Yesterday I said nothing, and when he went back, he held the spear and thought for a long time. At first, I was very unconvinced, but after thinking about it for a long time, I suddenly felt that what I said made sense - although the range and power of this gun have increased, what is the use? More than one hundred and fifty steps, you can't hit at all! What's the use of being so powerful?
Although he understood it in his heart, he refused to accept it when I was laughed at in public. But he also knew that I was a distinguished guest of the Tanegashima family, and I couldn't be offended, so he pushed away the wine glass and asked, "Then I don't know what Mr. Suzuki saw, whose iron cannon is the best of it?" ”
I smiled slightly, held the wine glass and said, "In my opinion, not to mention the well-known blacksmiths on Honshu Island, even if you pull one out of this island, your hand-made work is probably not inferior to the one I saw yesterday!" ”
Yaban Qingding stood up with a "Teng", endured and endured, and Fang said loudly: "Since Mr. Suzuki is so contemptuous of his clumsy work, why don't we have a competition?" ”
I smiled with interest, "Oh! I can't imagine that His Excellency Qingding still has the courage? I don't know how you're going to compare? As he spoke, the corners of his mouth between his eyebrows were full of mockery.
Baban Qingding really wants to say, the iron cannon competition, that is, shooting range shooting, how can it be compared? But as soon as I looked at my expression, I couldn't say such childish words. I hummed and chirped for a long time, and I couldn't think of a reason.
When I saw this, I immediately added another fire! Laughing flirtatiously, "Oops! I just said, why bother yourself so much! Come, drink! Don't mention the competition! Come on, come on! Drink and drink! ”
Nine ghosts Zhengxiao and others followed, laughing and coaxing together, and suddenly became so angry that Baban Qingding's face turned red, and he was extremely embarrassed!
Hearing this, Tanegashima Shiyao was not happy, and snorted: "The world's iron cannon starts from Tanegashima!" If you say that the iron cannon can't work, I'm the first to say no! ”
I sighed, turned my head to look at Tanegashima Shiyao, and asked, "Listen, the owner of the island is the number one shooter on the island?" ”
Tanegashima Shiyao glanced at the scorching over there, it seemed that they knew each other, and after thinking about it, he turned around and said, "Mr. Suzuki has people under the Saka family, so he must know about it." When Sagasun City was on the island before, I didn't dare to claim the first; But now that Shigexiu's whereabouts are unknown, I can't fall into Tanegashima's name! ”
Scorch nodded, agreeing with his statement.
When I heard this, I laughed and applauded vigorously, but after laughing, I still held the wine glass and said, "Forget it!" Drink and drink! Don't hurt your peace for a drink! ”
Tanegashima Shiyao was suddenly even more displeased, pushed away the wine glass and said: "You can't say that, if Your Excellency is willing, I think it's okay to have a competition!" ”
Listening to him, he was quite confident. But it's understandable, it's like you go to Moutai Town and say to the mayor of the town, your wine is just a bunch of Xiang! The degree is not good, no matter how you drink it, you can't drink a cup! If you change the mayor, you must be drinking your wine!
So I smiled and said, "I wonder how Your Excellency is going to compete?" If it's a set of children's things at the shooting range, don't talk about it as soon as possible, just drink! ”
Tanegashima Shiyao was so angry that his face turned red, and then he calmed down again, and said in a deep voice: "On our island, we build iron cannons day and night, repair iron cannons, and test iron cannons, how can we just shoot targets so randomly!" Come on! Hearing the sound, two small surnames came in outside the store, and Tanegashima Shiyao pointed at them and said, "Go and wear a test suit and come back!" ”
When the two young surnames heard this, they immediately saluted. I'm interested, test suits? What is that for? Sounds so advanced! But he heard only the sound of horses' hooves in the distance.
After a while, the sound of horses' hooves came from far and near, but the two young surnames returned to the hotel, but their bodies were wrapped in a strange armor from head to waist.
When I looked closely, oh, it was just a finer coiled silk armor, with thick pieces of iron added to the head, front and back hearts. The lower body is straight to the thighs and knees.
Tanegashima Shiyao was also single, and asked the two little surnames to go to the place he designated - one hundred and fifty steps away to stand under the big locust tree, but he took a musket from his hand and shot it at a small surname!
"Boom"! In the deafening sound, a young surname fell backwards in response, and after a while, he stood up slowly!
It seems that the effect of this protective clothing is not bad! I squinted my eyes and said, "It seems that Your Excellency is preparing for a real combat shooting competition!" ”
Tanegashima Shiyao said proudly: "I just don't know if Mr. Suzuki dares to participate!" ”
I laughed and said, "How could I miss such an interesting thing?" ”
Tanegashima Shiyao was slightly stunned, thought for a while and said, "Your Excellency has a master of the Zaga people, it must be him!" It's not surprising that you dare to participate! ”
I smiled and said, "I said that I won't miss it, how can I fake others?" ”
Tanegashima Shiyao was stunned, seeing that I was only in my twenties, fair and meticulous, if I was a master of the Wind and Moon Field, he would believe it a hundred, but if I wanted to say that I was a master of iron artillery, he would not believe it anyway. For a while, his heart went up and down, and countless thoughts came up.
What is this guy doing? Tanegashima Shiyao said in his heart: Does he think that I dare not really shoot him for the sake of food? Or is he pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, but he is really a master?
Tanegashima Shiyao suddenly remembered what Wu Youweimen said, I will defeat the seeds to Yaogui and others with one-to-many! Could it be ...... Could it be that he is really a master?
Tanegashima Shiyao was stunned for a while, and then said: "The bullet has no eyes, but it is not beautiful to hurt Your Excellency!" ”
I laughed again, took the musket from his hand, loaded, aimed, shot! There was another "boom", and another little surname standing under the big tree over there also fell, but after a while, he also swayed and stood up again!
Tanegashima Shiyao was shocked! I didn't expect that I would hit it so casually and hit the level of a top shooter! Suddenly I began to re-examine what I had just said! This guy isn't talking big! It's a real talent to learn!
I don't care about him what Shiyao thinks in Tanegashima in his heart, but I don't wait for him to ink.
So he spoke again: "Tanegashima Temple, I said before that I have other businesses on Kyushu Island, but it is true. I really don't have time to stagnate here. Let's have a gambling game! If I win, then according to what I said, the parity will be increased by 30%, and the goods will be in hand. ”
Tanegashima Shiyao continued to listen to me and said, "If you win, you will reduce the parity by 20% according to what you said, but you need to pay for shipping!" How is it? ”
Tanegashima Shiyao said in his heart, if it is such a bet, it is indeed quite tempting. Although it was quite good to see me shoot just now, he was 10,000 sure to take me! But if something goes wrong, it will be a demon, and someone who dares to play with a saw axe in front of Luban must have something to rely on.
But then I think about it, if this is not the case, I am afraid that this big deal will have to be sawed for I don't know how long, it is better to ...... It's better to take this opportunity to win this order, although it won't be a martial arts, but it's a big deal...... It's a big deal to give me some compensation afterwards! You can also gag the mouths of people all over the world!
So, Tanegashima Shiyao jumped up and said loudly: "If Mr. Suzuki has this Yaxing, I, Tanegashima Shiyao, am willing to play with Mr. Suzuki!" As for the bet, let's follow Mr. Suzuki's words! ”
I also jumped up and said in the same loud voice: "In this case, it is better to set the time of the competition." The location, it must be on this island, Your Excellency occupies a favorable location, it is better for me to decide! ”
Tanegashima Shiyao thought about it, he has lived on this island for decades, and he knows every grass and tree on this island in his heart, if he lets himself set a location again, it will be a bully! This Suzuki's mention is also very appropriate! So he happily said: "A gentleman's word! ”
I laughed and said, "Whip the horse!" ”
Then, the two of us struck three times with our right hands in the air!