Chapter 26: The Gentleman Cooks Far Away
The cooks looked like they were going to die, and Li Chengqian, who watched it, was dissatisfied for a while.
He said, "Brothers, do you know why I put a jar of stinky tofu that has just been opened in front of you?" ”
The cooks dare to be angry but dare not speak, what is Li Chengqian doing this for? Not to disgust them?
"I'm doing this with good intentions, when the time comes, what you want to cook is stinky tofu, and now you don't adapt to it, when you cook in the future, you will definitely not be able to stand it, if you make a fool of yourself in front of my father, he is not as easy to talk as me, you know?" Li Chengqian said.
"Negative sentiment from Guo Yun, +108"
"From ......"
Who is not good at talking, they know it in their hearts! Anyway, Li Chengqian is saying that he has a reason, and they can only accept Li Chengqian's clear arrangement in silence.
The next day, inside the palace, the stinky tofu appreciation meeting began.
The people who came were: Prime Minister Changsun Wuji, Hejian Wang Li Xiaogong, Counselor Wei Zheng, Liang Guogong Fang Xuanling, Hubei Gongwei Chi Jingde, Wei Guogong Li Jing, Yun Guogong Zhang Liang, Chen Guogong Hou Junji, Lu Guogong Cheng Biting Jin, Hu Guogong Qin Shubao and so on.
Li Er is very satisfied, these people are the backbone of his country, of course, they are all older, such as Qin Qiong, who is fifty-nine years old.
Li Chengqian was also extremely excited, what are these people? That's a lot of negative emotion! Thinking about these guys who are extremely human, they all have a big temper, doesn't that mean that they can harvest a large wave of negative emotions?
Li Er knelt on the throne, and he said, "The Prince Stinky Tofu Appreciation Conference starts now!" ”
Li Chengqian immediately picked up Li Er's words: "Everyone, at today's Prince Stinky Tofu Appreciation Conference, I have specially arranged a place for you, next to each of your seats, there are grills and oil pots, that is to say, if you eat high, you can also DIY!" ”
"Negative sentiment from Li Shimin, +103"
"From ......"
Obviously, what Li Chengqian said made everyone very confused.
"DIY means do-it-yourself." Li Chengqian said.
At this time, Wei Zheng frowned, he didn't like what Li Chengqian said.
"Your Royal Highness the Prince, gentleman is far away, what do you mean by arranging these things with us? Is it implying that we are not gentlemen? Wei Zheng stood up and said.
Li Chengqian also raised his eyebrows, he was very unhappy, what happened to this Wei Yiyi? Suddenly stood up and scolded him, you must know that it is very enjoyable to eat DIY, and he arranged it this way to make everyone happy.
Of course, by the way, there is also a reason for some negative emotional value, after all, it is so close to the fried barbecue stinky tofu, which is sour and refreshing......
Li Chengqian said: "The gentleman is far away from cooking, which is a sentence strongly recommended by Mencius, but Confucius said: Eating is also sexual, eating is an instinctive thing for people, if you want to eat, you have to make food, is Confucius's words wrong?" ”
Wei Zheng sneered: "Of course, you don't need to make your own food if you want to eat, naturally someone will make it and send it to us." ”
"His Royal Highness the Prince, I support you!" Cheng bites the golden road.
Li Chengqian was speechless for a while, he obviously does not have the upper hand in the debate now, Cheng Yanjin is shouting this sentence now, isn't it a cheer.
He was in a hurry and said: "The full text of this sentence is, a gentleman is far away from cooking, and everything with flesh and blood is also practiced. It means that the gentleman should not do those things that kill, not that the gentleman can't do food, and that you don't need to kill to eat, and I believe that what everyone hates the most is people who take things out of context, right? ”
After listening to Li Chengqian's words, everyone nodded secretly, the complete meaning of this sentence is indeed as Li Chengqian said, many times only the first half of the sentence is used, and it is indeed taken out of context.
Wei Zheng was so angry that he opened his mouth and was about to scold back, when Li Er spoke.
"Okay, today is to appreciate the prince's stinky tofu, not to debate with the prince, Wei Zheng, you should say a few words." Li Erdao.
"Negative sentiment from Wei Zheng, +106"
Li Er was also happy in his heart, the opportunity to reprimand Wei Zheng like this is really rare, cool......
"Okay, let's go!" Li Chengqian said.
The cooks each came to Li Er and the ministers, opened the plate covered with stinky tofu, and suddenly, Li Chengqian's negative mood value record began to swipe the screen to the limit.
"Negative sentiment from Li Shimin, +138"
"Negative sentiment from Eldest Sun Mowgli, +145"
"From ......"
The eldest grandson Wuji's face changed greatly, and finally he couldn't help it, he stood up and prepared to leave the table.
Li Er suddenly didn't agree, and left alone, and the rest of the people could still sit still? Can't escape them all? When the time comes, who will test him for these things? I'm afraid he'll have to experiment on his own.
He can't stand it!
"Auxiliary, you are not allowed to go." Li Erdao, "No one is allowed to leave!" ”
The eldest grandson Wuji sighed and sat down again, the people who were about to move were also a lot more stable, Li Er had given orders, and they were not easy to disobey.
Cheng Yanjin stared at the stinky tofu in front of him that was bubbling on the grill, his saliva was dripping, the fried stinky tofu he ate before was directly fried, and he ate it with garlic, where is the current roasting good?
He clearly saw that the chef first fried stinky tofu, then brushed it with red stuff, and put it on the grill to roast, smelling stinky and spicy, it was amazing!
With his demeanor, the eldest grandson Wuji and Qin Shubao on the side were disgusted for a while.
This guy likes to eat?
"Brother Xian, wipe your saliva, do you drool when you smell something stinky?" Qin Shubao asked.
Cheng Yanjin was stunned, is this human talk? What does it mean to drool when you smell something stinky? He just thought of the taste of stinky tofu, and Cheng Biting Jin wiped his saliva quietly.
"Brother, don't you know, this prince's stinky tofu is simply the most delicious thing I have ever tasted, it is better than meat, how to say it, it is the kind of pure fragrance, without any carving fragrance......" Cheng Yanjin said, his eyes showing longing.
The eldest grandson Wuji and Qin Shubao on both sides exchanged glances with each other, and they both felt that Cheng Biting Jin was crazy.
In a short time, five skewers of stinky tofu per person were baked and placed in front of everyone.
Everyone was honestly waiting for Li Er to eat first, of course, except for Cheng Biting Jin, who was spitting wildly, no one wanted to eat this thing.
Li Er glanced at everyone and found that these Aiqing of his were waiting for him to speak, and he said, "I ate something before, and my stomach is full, so you can eat first." ”
Cheng Biting Jin heard this, grabbed a string of stinky tofu, and took a bite directly, cool!
The people in the audience were stunned, stupidly looking at Cheng Biting Jin, who was eating a lot, the taste was really heavy! However, looking at the way he looked, he did eat happily.
Li Er's face was full of question marks, he decided to find someone to test the poison again, glanced around, and finally decided that it was you!
"Auxiliary, you can eat too." Li Erdao.
That's right, Li Er is a very vindictive person, he clearly remembers how Changsun Chong arranged him with Li Chengqian clearly, his son made a mistake, and Lao Tzu was on the top of the tank, which was reasonable.
The eldest grandson Wuji's face changed greatly: "Your Majesty, the minister was stunned by this thing before......"
"So what? Uncle, hurry up, it won't taste good when it's cold. Li Chengqian said.
"Negative Sentiment from Eldest Sun Mowgli, +167"