Chapter 199: Digging a pit for the stinky Taoist
The horror in the eyes of the stinky Taoist priest was real, not like it was pretended.
After all, being watched by Zhou Youan's cold eyes, anyone will feel weak in their hearts and can't help but feel fear, right?
"Are you cursing Young Master Ben?"
After a long time, I heard Zhou Youan ask in a deep voice.
The stinky Taoist priest's face changed, and he quickly shook his head and explained, "No, no, no, Young Master Zhou, you misunderstood!" ”
"Poor Dao pinched his fingers, Young Master Zhou is the dragon and phoenix among people. In this life, there is no paralleled wealth, profound blessings, and even a happy family! However, the person who formed a family with Young Master Zhou was not this Heavenly Lone Star! ”
As he spoke, the stinky Taoist priest stretched out his hand and pointed at Song Jingshu.
Song Jingshu looked innocent, how could she be a lone star?
Just now, she was still listening with relish, the rainbow fart that this stinky Taoist priest slapped on Zhou You'an.
In the next second, the stinky Taoist priest pointed the arrow at her again?
"Young Master Zhou, the so-called Heavenly Evil Lone Star is the evil star that even God has to retreat! Even God still has no way to deal with the Tiansha Lone Star, which is destined to make her die alone, why does Young Master Zhou still entangle with this Tiansha Lone Star? ”
The stinky Taoist priest stroked the long beard on his chin, and his words were full of consideration for Zhou Youan.
Listening to the explanation of the stinky Taoist priest of the part-time job to the "Heavenly Evil Lone Star", Rao is Song Jingshu couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.
This stinky Taoist priest, I'm afraid he doesn't even know the big characters, right?
This ability to open up the river is not simple!
Zhou Youan hooked his lips, and the expression on his face was also unpredictable, "In that case, you tell Young Master Ben, who will marry Young Master Ben to make Young Master Ben blessed?" ”
If nothing else, Song Jingshu knew who the stinky Taoist priest would say......
Sure enough, after seeing the stinky Taoist priest pinching his fingers and calculating it, his eyes stared at Gao Yue'e happily, "This Miss Gao has a deep luck on her face, and she is a prosperous husband at a glance!" If Young Master Zhou marries Miss Gao, he is a good match! ”
"Poof."
At this time, Song Jingshu couldn't hold back and laughed directly.
Just Gao Yue's mean face, she is still prosperous!
Not to mention that her chin is pointed and short, her ears are also pointy and thin, and she has a pair of peach blossom eyes.
Not to mention, Gao Yue'e is short and shallow...... It's not that she Song Jingshu speaks ugly, or maliciously curses Gao Yue'e, it's just that her face looks like a short-lived ghost at first glance!
With such a face, it would actually be Wangfu's life?!
I don't know, how much silver did this stinky Taoist priest receive from Gao Yue'e before he could say this with a clear conscience?
Hearing the words of the stinky Taoist, Gao Yue'e hurriedly stood up straight, dusted off her skirt, and threw an electric wink at Zhou Youan, "Cousin, I think this Taoist is very accurate!" ”
"Quasi-your sister!"
Song Jingshu couldn't help but speak, and after sneering at Gao Yue'e, he turned his head to look at the stinky Taoist priest and said, "Dao Chief, in fact, I can also tell fortunes." ”
"Why don't I give the Dao Leader a fortune?"
Song Jingshu asked.
"You can also tell fortunes? Deceptive, right? ”
The stinky Taoist priest made it clear that he didn't believe Song Jingshu's words, and raised his chin and didn't take her words seriously, "In that case, you can calculate it for the poor Dao, and I see what you can calculate?" ”
Song Jingshu didn't care, this stinky Taoist priest pointed his nostrils at her.
She hooked her lips, followed the appearance of a stinky Taoist priest, and after pinching her fingers in a matter-of-fact manner, she suddenly let out a "wow".
The stinky Taoist priest was so frightened that he said unhappily, "What did you calculate?" ”
"I calculated that the Taoist just left the door of the Zhou family today, and he will be beaten with his head blindfolded!"
As he spoke, Song Jingshu smacked his tongue, shook his head and looked at the stinky Taoist priest, his eyes were full of sympathy, "The person who beats the Taoist will be extremely ruthless, and the Taoist who beats the Taoist will be bedridden for several months to recuperate, and he can't go to the ground!" ”
Hearing Song Jingshu's words, the stinky Taoist priest became angry.
He stretched out his hand and pointed at Song Jingshu tremblingly, obviously angry, "You, you don't want to talk nonsense!" ”
"You are obviously deliberately cursing the poor road!"
"If you don't believe it, let me curse you."
Seeing that the stinky Taoist priest didn't believe it, Song Jingshu shrugged helplessly.
At this time, I only heard the stinky Taoist priest say, "You are obviously fooling people!" Fortune-telling should be combined with people's birthdays, just now you didn't ask about the poor road's birthday, and you began to tell fortunes to the poor road, it can be seen that you are all open-mouthed! ”
Hey, she hasn't said that he's talking about it, but this stinky Taoist priest brought up this stubble first?
Since he took the initiative to bring it up, don't blame her for Song Jingshu's ruthlessness!
"Really? Do you still want to have a birthday? ”
Song Jingshu looked at the stinky Taoist priest with an innocent face.
Looking at her like this, I heard these words again...... Intuition told the stinky priest that nothing good must have happened.
Sure enough, I only heard Song Jingshu continue, "The Taoist didn't ask me about my birth date, so he made up his mind and said that I was a Heavenly Demon Lone Star. In this way, is the Taoist chief opening his mouth? ”
Also, the Taoist chief did not ask about Miss Gao's birthday, but said that Miss Gao was a prosperous husband. It can be seen that the Taoist chief is also talking nonsense? ”
Deng Shi and Gao Yue's expressions changed, and their eyes looked at the stinky Taoist priest in a panic.
They all know that Song Jingshu is a little slut with sharp teeth and a sharp mouth.
But she didn't expect that in such a short period of time today, she not only surrounded this Taoist priest, but also dug a pit for this Taoist priest to jump in!
The stinky Taoist priest jumped into the pit himself, not to mention, but also took Gao Yue'e to the pit and pulled Gao Yue'e into the pit.
"Who, who said I don't have you and Miss Gao's birthdays?"
The stinky Taoist priest didn't expect that Song Jingshu would be so difficult, and said hesitantly.
But his eyes were very flustered, and he couldn't stop looking around, and it was clear that he was a thief.
"I've never met the Taoist chief, so I don't know why the chief has my birthday? Where did you get my birthday? What do you want my birthday to do? Could it be that you want to stab the villain and curse me to become a lone star? ”
Song Jingshu seized the loophole in the stinky Taoist priest's words, and pressed forward step by step, "It is said that the Taoist chief who came to the Zhou family to do things is not you. ”
"In this way, the Taoist chief should not know Miss Gao. I don't know how long it is, where did I get Miss Gao's birthday? ”
"After all, from the time the Dao Elder entered the door of the Zhou family to the present, he hasn't spoken to Miss Gao, has he?"
"Is it the Taoist who is looking for someone to ask for Miss Gao's birthday, or is Miss Gao taking the initiative to hand the birthday to the Taoist chief behind her back, and asking the Taoist to say this 'Wangfu life', the purpose of which is to help Miss Gao marry into the Zhou family?"
Song Jingshu's momentum gradually became aggressive.
Originally, she was just a question, but in the end, it turned directly into a question.
The stinky Taoist priest was defeated by Song Jingshu's words, and finally his face turned pale.