Chapter 14 Carved lotus or peony
"Wha, Your Majesty, Jieli's head is here, wait for the old man to ask someone to make a night pot for you, and carve a lotus." Cheng Yanjin was covered in bandages, holding a Jieli head in his left hand, holding a hollow carved cup in his right hand, standing in the main hall of Taiji Palace and laughing.
"Shameless old horseman, you can also take the credit of other people's babies." The victory over the Turks, the whole country of the Tang Dynasty celebrated, and the people in the Taiji Palace were naturally among them.
"The eldest grandson, the old man, you deceived a certain person too sheng, the old man risked death to cut off the head, you said I robbed the Sanfeng boy? Wow, yes, yes, eat the old man's axe! Cheng Biting Jin was used to being shameless anyway, so he picked up the axe and slashed at the eldest grandson Wuji.
"Haha, don't make trouble, this battle is a big victory, Sanfeng should be the first to take the lead, why haven't you seen Sanfeng's people for so long?" Li Shimin looked at his subordinates for a long time, didn't see Mo Shuyu, and asked questioningly.
"Don't mention it, that kid saw the stump and broken arm on the battlefield, and he vomited unconscious, and he probably hasn't recovered yet." As soon as Cheng Yanjin heard Li Shimin say Mo Shuyu's first achievement, he was immediately unhappy. "Your Majesty, I cut off the head of Jieli, isn't this battle the old man's first achievement?"
"Don't make trouble, Sanfeng has nailed Jieli to the ground with people and horses, you just took the risk to cut off his head, how can you compete with Sanfeng?"
"Okay, since this credit is not mine, the old man risked his life to cut off the head of the force, and the old man took it to carve the lotus flower to make a night pot for His Majesty, Your Majesty will not blame me." Cheng Yanjin was angry that he couldn't get the first credit, so he had to vent his anger on the head of the person who was strong.
"Uncle Cheng, I think it would be better to carve peonies." Mo Shuyu was now vomiting, and saw Cheng Yanjin jumping left and right on the main hall with his head holding a force. "As the saying goes, the country is full of wine, and the sky is fragrant and dyed at night. Dan Jingchun was drunk, and Mingyue asked about the return date. Peony flowers are undoubtedly the national color and fragrance, and it is better to make a night pot for His Majesty or to carve peonies. ”
"Okay, Sanfeng is really talented, he can even make a poem when he makes a night pot, and the peony is indeed worthy of the national color and fragrance." The eldest grandson Wuji, as a literati, was the first to jump out and applaud when he heard that Mo Shuyu was speaking again.
"The eldest grandson and uncle have an overreputation, the kid is just fooling around, as His Majesty said, engaging in these things that are not helpful to the country and the people, if you don't learn it, you can't learn it." Mo Shuyu was not in a good mood at this time, no matter who it was, he was scared.
"Sanfeng, is this angry? Why is there so much anger? Li Shimin was stunned when he saw Mo Shuyu when he saw people, and thought that Mo Shuyu was holding a grudge.
"Your Majesty, the master once told the kid that everything in the world has a reason for his existence, and the thirty-six lines are the champions, no matter what you do, there is a place where it is beneficial to others. It's like the Taishi chair, Your Majesty said that I will only have fun, but is it possible that Your Majesty didn't sit on it? None of the uncles and uncles here have ever sat down? Mo Shuyu didn't answer Li Shimin's words and continued to fight.
"What's wrong? Mitoyo boy, what's wrong with you? What's so bad about lotus flowers? The old man thinks it's good to carve lotus. Cheng Biting Jin saw that Mo Shuyu was wrong, and came up and slapped Mo Shuyu, and the big slap almost dislocated Mo Shuyu's shoulder.
"Wow, Uncle Cheng, let me tell you, I'm in a bad mood, don't mess with me, otherwise I'll go to your backyard that day and let Zhentian Lei play with it." Mo Shuyu knew that he couldn't bite the gold in the process, and he didn't tell him to fight alone, so he scared him with the earth-shattering thunder.
"Boy, don't bluff me, you dare to go to the backyard of the old man's house to release earth-shattering thunder, I think I just went to demolish your Taoist temple, and Your Majesty will not punish me." Cheng Biting Jin patted Mo Shuyu's other shoulder again, and Mo Shuyu grinned in pain.
"Ouch, Your Majesty, you have to testify to the kid, but I was smashed on the shoulder by Uncle Cheng." Mo Shuyu was slapped by Cheng Biting Jin, and originally wanted to lie on the ground with a gesture, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was inappropriate and went to the chair to lie down, looking like he couldn't get up without losing money and killing him.
"Haha, Zhijie, you have met an opponent this time, the last time I kicked him, he asked for 10,000 yuan." Li Shimin was also in a good mood at the moment, sitting on the dragon chair drinking wine and watching the play.
"What? Boy, are you going to lie to the old man? The old man has lived for decades, and only the old man has ever slandered others, and he has never been slandered. ”
"Hey, it hurts me, Your Majesty, call the imperial doctor to show me, my shoulder is really broken." Mo Shuyu pretended to be even more powerful, lying on the Taishi chair and rolling left and right.
"Snap" Cheng Biting Jin saw that Mo Shuyu was starting to play a scoundrel, went up and gave another kick, and directly kicked Mo Shuyu off the Taishi chair.
"Zhijie! Be careful, Sanfeng is not like you martial artists, he is still young, don't be kicked by you. Li Shimin saw that Cheng Biting Jin was bullying Mo Shuyu so much, and he was afraid that Mo Shuyu would be kicked out.
"Boy, still not up? Is the old man's kick not strong enough? Cheng Yanjin listened to Li Shimin's words, and he didn't plan to bully Mo Shuyu, but when he saw it, Mo Shuyu was lying on the ground at the moment looking at the shoesticks on his trouser legs in a daze. Oh, it's a sin, this baby seems to have been kicked stupid by the old man. ”
"Ouch, I can't live a mile." Mo Shuyu suddenly jumped up, turned around and ran outside the main hall.
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with Sanfeng? Didn't you get kicked out of the old minister and go crazy? "Cheng Yanjin saw that Mo Shuyu was crazy and seemed to run out, and looked at Li Shimin for some reason, he was really afraid of kicking people stupidly." Sanfeng boy, the old man carved peonies according to what you said, what a big deal. ”
"Huh." Li Shimin looked at Cheng Biting Jin's stunned appearance and laughed. "Don't worry about Zhijie, this kid doesn't know what's wrong, like a girl who is afraid of dirty, this will probably go out to find the housekeeper to change clothes, since the last time I kicked him, he went out and asked the housekeeper to put several clothes on the carriage ready to change at any time."
"Haha, Your Majesty, Sanfeng is a great talent, talented people have many quirks, aren't the talents of the Wei and Jin dynasties all scattered by serving five stones and running naked as a romantic and interesting thing." The eldest grandson Wuji and the others laughed when they heard this. 、
"Auxiliary, this battle Sanfeng has made immortal achievements, I don't know how to reward him, you say, what should I reward him?"
"Your Majesty, it is not an exaggeration to say that the merits of Sanfeng are even if they are crowned princes, but there has never been a matter of the son of a weak crown being crowned princes in all dynasties, and Your Majesty is afraid that it will not be rewarded." The eldest grandson Wuji was the first to speak.
", since there have been no dynasties in the past dynasties, then let's let him have a drop, besides, how can Sanfeng say that he is also a little immortal who is honored by the people of the Tang Dynasty, what happened to the precedent?" Cheng Yanjin sat down in his place with a big grin, drank Sanle pulp and said.
"Alas, at that time, I was only thinking about how to break the Turks, but I didn't expect it to be so smooth, 100,000 infantry against 200,000 cavalry, in less than an hour, 200,000 cavalry were annihilated, more than 100,000 enemies were killed, tens of thousands of prisoners were captured, and more than 100,000 war horses were killed. These are all troublesome auxiliary machines, you have to arrange them. Li Shimin sat on the dragon chair and rubbed his head, even if he won the battle and returned with a small victory and a big victory, the things that needed to be dealt with later were enough for his head to hurt.