Chapter 27 [Cheng Chumo is unlucky, today's men's and women's doubles]
Before the emperor's words fell, he suddenly heard a loud laugh over there, but when he saw Cheng biting Jin and exhaling his voice, he said majestically: "That's right, what Wu'er said is good, come here, take the leather whip and ox rope." ”
As soon as these words came out, the whole street was stunned.
Cheng Chumo was a little dumbfounded, and the guard at the gate of the mansion cautiously asked Lao Cheng: "Guogong, what do you want a leather whip and ox rope for?" ”
Lao Cheng laughed, stretched out his hand and pointed at Cheng Chumo, and said, "Old rules, hang the eldest prince and smoke it." ”
Cheng Chumo was in a hurry, and said with a face full of disbelief: "Dad, I don't accept it, the child has merit today, why should he be beaten." ”
Lao Cheng didn't care about shaking his hand, and said shamelessly: "There is no other reason, I am your Lao Tzu, as the old saying goes, beating a child on a cloudy day, being idle and idle, if you want to beat you, I will beat you." ”
Hitting a child on a cloudy day?
Idle and idle?
The people on the street were all stunned and stupid, and some people looked up at the sky stupidly.
Cheng Chumo's face was full of grief and indignation, and he shouted: "Dad, you are unreasonable, today is a sunny day, not a cloudy day......"
Lao Cheng plucked out his ears and said casually: "It's getting late at this time, so I can't see the clouds." Since he couldn't see the cloudy weather, the old man took it as cloudy. ”
This is really unreasonable, and you have to be beaten to death or alive.
Cheng Chumo argued again with grief and indignation, and shouted again: "Why, the child has merit!" ”
Lao Cheng didn't take it seriously, laughed and nodded, and said, "If you have merit as a reward, then go back and reward it." ”
Suddenly, he picked up Cheng Chumo, and skillfully threw it to the guards: "Come on, hang it up, the people of Chang'an are waiting to see, and they can't let them come in vain." ”
Several guards looked helpless, and they still hung Cheng Chumo with sad faces.
Soon, someone took the leather whip and handed it to Lao Cheng.
Someone else brought a bucket of water, and also dragged it to Lao Cheng's feet.
This is the rule of Lao Cheng beating children, the leather whip must be dipped in water, and then slammed.
……
Lao Cheng held a leather whip in his hand, dipped it in the bucket, and suddenly looked up at Cheng Chumo and shouted: "Rabbit cub, eat the family method." ”
Syllable!
A whip was whipped.
The leather whip is dipped in water, and the skin is opened.
Cheng Chu snorted silently, vaguely feeling that this time he was pumping harder than before. But Chang'an Xiaobawang is really hard enough, and he can't hold back the pain without crying out for pain.
Being beaten is one thing, but more because it is very unconvinced.
Syllable!
Syllable!
Syllable!
The whip kept ringing, and the faces of the people present twitched.
The people who watched all over the street suddenly fell silent.
In the past, Cheng was beaten silently, and the streets were full of applause, but this time it seemed to be a little different, and many people suddenly lost interest in watching.
In the corner, Concubine Yang was confused again.
The concubine asked the eldest grandson again, and said weakly: "Sister, Cheng Chumo didn't make a mistake, why did Lu Guogong beat him?" Could it be that Lu Guogong is really unreasonable? ”
The eldest grandson looked at the gate of the Guogong Mansion from afar, and after a long time passed, the queen said softly: "He called His Majesty to show it." ”
Concubine Yang was stunned for a moment, and said in amazement: "Does he know that His Majesty is out of the palace?" ”
The eldest grandson shook his head and explained: "Does he know that it's all the same, this is Chang'an, and Your Majesty is the emperor, do you think there is anything you can hide from Your Majesty?" Cheng Guogong may not know that His Majesty is in the crowd, but he knows that His Majesty can grasp the news of Chang'an at any time, so he called His Majesty to show this beating. ”
"Why?" Concubine Yang still didn't understand.
The eldest grandson glanced at her and smiled: "Two reasons, the first is to tell Your Majesty, you see, my child is still young, and he is still a little ignorant, and the homeless people should not touch it lightly, but he has already touched it, so the minister beat him and punished him for making trouble." This is begging for mercy from His Majesty, hoping that His Majesty can forgive Cheng Chumo in his face. ”
"And what about the second reason?" Concubine Yang asked again.
The eldest grandson suddenly laughed and said: "The second reason is to show off, to invite merit, this is to tell Your Majesty, you see, my child has grown up and may become a talent, as the eldest son of the prince, he has already begun to serve the country and the people." The sons and daughters of the honorable people are expected to become talents, and they must invite His Majesty to make a meritorious ......"
Concubine Yang was stunned for a moment, turned her head to look at Cheng Chumo's skin that was smoked, and said with some distress: "Invite merit and fight?" ”
She is the biological mother of Princess Qinghe, so she can't help but have some love for Cheng Chumo.
The eldest grandson sneered and said, "This is Lu Guogong's style, others can't learn this kind of dirty thing." Cheng Chumo actually didn't make a mistake, on the contrary, it can be said that he was meritorious, but he beat him hard, do you think Your Majesty will feel guilty in his heart? ”
Concubine Yang was thoughtful.
The eldest grandson didn't say anything about it anymore, and suddenly looked at the corner of the wall, and chuckled: "It's a pity that some dolls think of Lu Guogong too noblely, and as a result, the disciples who were harmed were beaten in vain." ”
The voice was very low, and Li Yun naturally couldn't hear it.
Concubine Yang sighed again, and said very distressedly: "What a good child, they were beaten for no reason." ”
The eldest grandson glanced at her and said leisurely: "It's better to be beaten in advance than to be beheaded afterwards, Lu Guogong's beating actually has a benefit, he is equivalent to helping his son ask His Majesty for an errand in a high-sounding manner, and Cheng Chumo will go to deal with the affairs of the displaced people in the future, and the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty will not criticize him, even if Cheng Chumo does not succeed in the end, he will not be taken to the court to attack and criticize." ”
Concubine Yang heard that her head hurt.
The eldest grandson sneered, held her palm and said: "Forget it, these are all men's affairs, we women don't talk about it, there will be a good show later, the girl is waiting to see the excitement!" ”
"And what's the show?" Concubine Yang was confused again.
The eldest grandson smiled mysteriously.
……
On the side of the Guogong Mansion, Lao Cheng finally beat Cheng Chumo, and was about to open his mouth to let people loosen his ties, when he suddenly heard a soft sound in the mansion.
Good fellow, but I saw a noble lady, followed by a group of women, and the leading noble lady rushed out with a wooden stick in her hand.
Concubine Yang suddenly realized and said in surprise: "It turned out to be the sister of the Cui family, she wants to fight with Lu Guogong, sister, I often hear people talk about it in the palace, saying that every time Lu Guogong has a dozen children, the sister of the Cui family will immediately come out to protect the children, and the husband and wife are always competing at the gate of the mansion, which is the real Chang'an scene." It's so good, it's so good, Cheng Chumo doesn't have to be beaten. ”
Concubine Yang is the biological mother of Princess Qinghe, and Cheng Chumo is the concubine of Princess Qinghe.
It's a pity that the four concubines are destined to be disappointed.
The eldest grandson said leisurely: "Sister, close your eyes, Mrs. Cheng also came out to beat the child this time." ”
"What, she's going to fight too?"
Concubine Yang looked surprised.
Before the words fell, I only heard Cheng Shi silently over there, Concubine Yang turned her head to look, and when she saw Mrs. Cheng raising a stick, she beat her.
Good guy, that stick was directly slammed into Cheng Chumo's ass, and with a bang, it was harder than a leather whip.
The people all over the street were sighing, and someone muttered: "In the past, the little overlord was beaten, at least there was an old lady to protect him, but this time it was different, he caused trouble and was a little stupid......"
"Yes, yes, he opened his uncle's scoop, and he has to say that he is unfilial wherever he goes, Mrs. Cheng understands righteousness, and no matter how much she loves the child, she has to beat it."
There was a lot of discussion, and they were all supporting Mrs. Cheng to beat the child.
At this time, Li Yun sighed slightly, he suddenly walked and walked towards the Guogong Mansion in a dignified manner.
It's time for him to step in.