Chapter 3: The sad Ximen Qing
Just as Wu Ming was studying the Wuyue Hammer Method, a sudden sharp knock on the door interrupted Wu Ming's train of thought. At the same time, a cheap voice came from outside the door that made people want to burst out when they heard it: "Little lady, open the door quickly, your dear little brother sees that you are here." ”
Wu Ming, who heard this voice, was immediately angry, and the picture of Wu Dalang's body, which was still Wu Dalang at that time, being kicked down by ---- Ximen Qing, the owner of this voice, suddenly jumped out of his mind.
Wu Ming, who was furious, jumped to the gate in a hurry, and after opening the door, he didn't have time to speak. Ximenqing, who was outside the door, saw Wu Ming who opened the door and shouted in fright: "Monster! Then he passed out in fright.
Wu Ming's anger was nowhere to vent, and he turned to the system: "System, what's going on?" The system said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I haven't had time to convert the recognition of humans in this world to square humans like you." It's normal for ordinary people to be scared out when they see you. ”
Wu Ming said helplessly: "Can you be reliable in the system?" ”
The system said: "Now is not the time to talk about this, the enemy is right in front of you, what are you going to do with him and Pan Jinlian?" ”
looked at Ximen Qingwu who fainted on the ground and said: "With this little guts, you dare to come out to look for flowers and ask willows." is the same as Pan Jinlian's slut, she faints when she is scared. It's too cheap to kill this pair of dogs and men, and I'm going to concoct them well. ”
In the room, Ximenqing, who was tied up like a zongzi, was suddenly woken up by Wu Ming's basin of cold water, and looked at the monster-like square creature in front of him, Ximenqing, begged for mercy: "The king spares his life, I don't have good food." The flesh on my body stinks. I still have diseases, skin diseases, willow diseases. ”
After that, he looked at Pan Jinlian, who was tied next to him, and said, "If you want to eat, eat her, look at her, white and tender, moderately fat and thin, and her body is fragrant." It must be delicious to eat. ”
Pan Jinlian, who was also tied up, glared at Ximen Qing angrily and scolded: "Good for you negative man, Ximen Qing, Ximen official!" Why am I, Pan Jinlian, blind and mistaken of you, a filthy person who has no responsibility. What did you say when you lied to me? ”
Ximen Qing said: "Jin Lian, people don't kill the heavens and the earth for themselves, don't you like me because I am dashing in martial arts, rich and emotional." ”
Wu Ming looked at the two people who were tearing each other apart and said calmly: "Don't eat dog anymore, you two don't have a good character." Ximenqing, you open your eyes wide and look carefully, who am I? ”
After hearing Wu Ming's words, Ximen Qing calmed down, and after taking a closer look at Wu Ming, he said in surprise: "Wu Dalang, how did you become this ghost?" The medicine I gave wasn't that poisonous. I just provided the poison, I didn't give the medicine myself, if you want to ask for your life, you can find Pan Jinlian, I am innocent. ”
Wu Ming, who was helpless, no longer entangled with Ximenqing about whether he was dead or alive, and directly took out a document and said, "Do you want to live?" Just sign it and you're good to go. ”
Ximenqing, who was full of hope, said: "You tied me into a zongzi, what do I think? How to sign and draw? ”
From the original work, Wu Ming knew that Ximen Qing would know how to do kung fu, but today's Wu Ming is not the former Wu Dalang, first of all, not to mention that he is the king of modern bodyguards, and his fist and foot kung fu is naturally not bad, not to mention that he still has the power of the dwarf king.
Ximenqing looked at the document in front of him: "Today, there is Ximenqing, a pharmaceutical merchant in Yanggu County, because he admires Pan Jinlian, the wife of Wu Dalang, and is willing to exchange all the property under his name for Pan Jinlian as a concubine." There is no basis for oral statements, but there is evidence for them. ”
Ximenqing, who had finished reading the paperwork, looked at the square Wu Dalang Wu Ming thought for a while, knowing that he couldn't beat him no matter what, and said in line with the principle that a good man doesn't suffer the loss in front of him: "Wu Da, don't go too far, aren't you fine, and you have a good body because of the blessing of misfortune, my uncle is the county magistrate, for his sake, you let me go, I am willing to give me thirty percent of my property, no, fifty percent, I will compensate you fifty percent of my property to solve this matter." ”
Wu Ming looked at Ximenqing, who was smiling, and said expressionlessly: "You don't have a face for you, since that's the case, don't blame me for being unkind." ”
After speaking, he slapped Ximenqing's face. Ximen Qing raised his arm to block, although he blocked Wu Ming's slap, but Wu Ming's inhuman force fanned Ximen Qingshu's palm in the air and slapped his face uncontrollably, and he only felt that his eyes were dark and he fainted again.
When Ximenqing came to his senses again, he saw Wu Ming holding a document with his own handprint dangling in front of him and said, "Why are you bothering, why bother, hey, I just let you sign it voluntarily for the sake of your uncle is county order, but you have to look for a cheap fight." Idiot, can't you still press your handprint even if I knock you out? ”
Looking at the strong Wu Ming in front of him, Ximenqing sighed helplessly and said: "Hey, the form is stronger than the person, I have nothing to say now, now I can go." I hope you keep your promises. ”
Wu Ming looked at Ximen Qing with an idiot look and said: "Do you think I am an idiot, I dare to guarantee that you can bring the arrest of the county government to arrest me and put me in prison when you go out with your front foot and back foot, although I said to let you live, but I didn't say to let you go free." You'll have to spend the rest of your life underground, and if you mine me honestly, I can still guarantee you a full meal. ”
After finishing speaking, Ximenqing was knocked unconscious again, and the system said helplessly: "You are really violent, can't you tie him up?" ”
Wu Ming said: "It's too troublesome to tie up, how can it be convenient to be stunned, just with the things he did, I didn't want his life to be tolerant enough." Don't interrupt, you quickly make my image accepted by the public, and I have to go out to arrest the princess. Don't get scared as soon as you go out. ”
The system said: "Just now when you forcibly occupied Ximenqing's property, you triggered and completed a hidden task (small property), you can conduct a system lottery, are you going out after the lottery, or come back and draw again?" ”
Wu Ming thought about it for a while and said: "Wang Po is there anyway and can't run, I'll draw a lottery first, and see what kind of trick your system can give this time." ”
As soon as Wu Ming's words fell, he heard the system prompt: "Congratulations, you won the mystery prize, a genetic modification potion, do you want to take it?" ”
Wu Ming was blindsided at that time, and said to the system: "I know that your system is unreliable, why do you want to trick me into becoming a monster?" Can I give this GM agent to someone else? ”
System: "No, the potion is only effective for those who have the system, and after detection, you are the only one in this dimensional world who has the system." ”
Wu Ming: "Then it's okay if I don't drink it." System: "No, you have to use it if you draw it, in order to prevent waste, this is the rule." ”
Wu Ming said angrily: "Then what nonsense, and ask me if I take it?" I have to drink it, I have to drink it, I have to drink it or not. System: "Don't dwell on it, those problems are just the process of the program." Wu Ming: "If I drink it again, will it conflict with the first drink?" ”
System: "Look at luck, random two results." The first is that the two medicinal properties are successfully fused, and they perfectly possess the third and fourth attributes. The second is that the fusion of the two medicinal properties failed, so the efficacy of the drug disappeared. ”