Chapter 39: Accidents

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Ding Dong, congratulations to the master "Chen Mo" for getting a heavenly spear.

Dingdong, does the owner "Chen Mo" need the system to put you in the warehouse?

Since the update, the system has not only swiped the screen, but also kept voice reminders.

Chen Mo ignored him either, just as a mosquito buzzed.

The system has been pestering Chen Mo, hoping to help him collect it, and say that it can help him make money.

Chen Mo thought for a while and said, "Put the consciousness warehouse, what should I do when Pang Xie asks?"

I saw him think for a moment and ask, "What do you say?"

The system replied, "It's okay to be stunned"!

"Huh"!

"If you want to get it, you can get it yourself, I have a headache now"!

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Back in the village, Chen Mo and Pang Xie were all surrounded by the villagers, chattering!

Everyone completely ignored the unconscious Pang Xie on Chen Mo's back.

The villagers will say that they want him to use the skill of "Heavenly Divine Spear".

After saying that he couldn't let him go, he couldn't let Chen Mo take the secret away.

After a while, he said that he would marry all the girls in the village to him.

Chen Mo heard the people in the village say this, and hurriedly refused: "I won't use it, you recognize the wrong person." !!

Ding-dong, +100 from negative emotions

Everyone didn't believe it, and said unrelentingly.

Chen Mo looked at the girl who was in the water spirit and sighed: "The girl doesn't need to, there are too many, I can't bear ...... blessings"!

Ding-dong, +100 from negative emotions

The girl in the village cried out angrily: "Don't think that the chosen one is great, hum...... I still look down on it"!

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Chen Mo thought to himself: "Are you kidding me, a woman from a village...... Is Lao Tzu a stallion...... You can't do this when you see the chosen one......"!

After a while, Chen Mo said with a smiling face: "Big sister, thank you for looking down on me, I'm so happy"!

Ding-dong, +100 from negative emotions

"Let's go...... Let's go eat knife-cut noodles"!

"Grandpa...... Mother...... Father...... He's gone...... Why didn't he marry me"!

"Didn't you just say that you don't like that stinky boy......"!!

"I just want to be angry with him......"!!

"Then why don't you go home and make knife noodles and bring them to him, so that he can witness the virtuous and virtuous lady"!!

The village chief and several elders mysteriously took Chen Mo and them to the temple.

"Get on your knees"!

"This is doing sa, you people really kneel at every turn, just say what you have" Chen Mo said!

"Please lead us to destroy the Tang Dynasty-"!

"Sprinkle"?

"Destroy the Tang Dynasty," said the village chief's loud voice.

Pang Xie went and closed the door...... Are your brains squeezed by the door and destroy the Tang Dynasty. Chen Mo said in surprise.

"Under is the subordinate of Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty in the previous dynasty, when Li Yuan rushed to kill everything, took my world, killed countless of my relatives, we fled here with our widows.

Fleeing to this deserted Doujiao village, they still did not let us go and launched a large-scale clean-up operation.

Later, I was fortunate enough to be rescued by the parade Taoist priest, but I didn't expect that this young man was a capable man, very compassionate, and set up a stone statue at the entrance of the village to hide the village.

Before leaving, he said that hundreds of years later, the barrier will be broken, and then a group of people will come here to help us and help us get revenge again.

This is the letter he has given you.

Xiaomo:

Hello, welcome to the kingdom I have prepared for you, like?

You've got little stars

Seeing the letter written in the homework book, Chen Mo scolded psychologically: "Still a little star? This neuropathic Taoist is really tricky, it's completely tricking me!

If I swear and scold him, scold him...... You actually call me anti-Tang"?

The village chief and the elders looked at Chen Mo expectantly, expecting Chen Mo's satisfactory answer.

Chen Mo said with a smile: "Don't rebel, if you want to rebel, the people won't agree, not to mention that you don't have troops, it's completely the rhythm of sending to death!"

"We are not afraid, we have the ...... of the chosen one"!

Everyone looked at Chen Mo expectantly, Chen Mo knew that there was a kind of master who had been dead for hundreds of years when he watched TV series before, and his subordinates had to avenge him.

Chen Mo didn't know whether these people were selfless or selfish, he only knew that anti-Tang force was not advisable.

Only outwitted!

And Chen Mo is a very principled person, he feels that he can't smuggle his power in ancient times, in case history changes, he can't afford to pay so much responsibility.

After all, he still can't afford the responsibility of a 5,000-year-old civilization country!

Besides, he has no interest in being an emperor at all, and in his mind the interest in making money for nothing is higher than anything else.

At the beginning, Chen Mo wanted to build an Internet café in ancient times, and it was enough to be a network administrator, but this system had to make him a weak demon god.

He felt that the people in ancient times were living a very hard life, and there was no computer to play and no WiFi, which was simply killing him.

Chen Mo also expressed deep sympathy for the ancients who often did not have enough food and clothing, and he felt that with computers, people would not be hungry, like him, they could fight in Internet cafes for 3 days and 3 nights.

Chen Mo asked the system to get him some computers, but the system was unwilling, saying that going online was harmful to health.

Don't take the ancient man badly, and then punish him to farm, the angry Chen Mo said: "Give me a tablet that can link WiFi across time and space."

The system said proudly: "I'm such a big and powerful system...... You're looking for someone else"!

In ancient times, it was really boring, and at night I either drank my brothers and went to flower wine, chanted poems against each other, or accompanied Tang Taizong to skate and talk about politics.

Chen Mo said mischievously: "Hmm...... I'm hungry... You've fed me, and I'll show you how to get it!"

"Pang Xie, let's go eat something delicious"!

"Auntie, you cut more noodles"!

"Auntie, put more chili peppers"!

"The little lady wants more meat for me, this topping is delicious"!

"About", they all started eating, and they both brought me bowls, one bowl with more chili peppers, and one bowl with no spicy stuff. Chen Mo said.

"The little brother is good, he actually knows this rare item: "chili". The eldest lady said.

Chen Mo crossed three horizontal lines: "It's strange that I don't know him, I grew up eating him"!

"Grown-up"?

"You doll talking nonsense...... This thing is only ...... in our Doujiao Village in the entire Tang Dynasty"!!

"Ah...... After eating, I will take you to see our pepper garden"!

"Oh"!

…… Spicy not?

"Our peppers aren't spicy...... It's not spicy at all, this Qinling area is humid, so you have to eat more"!

"To the young man" When the eldest lady picked up the fresh chili pepper in her waist pocket and handed it to Pang Xie, she did not forget to demonstrate that eating chili pepper was not spicy.

"This", Pang Xie asked, and the pepper was spicy.

He was a little embarrassed, and felt that it was difficult to push the hospitality, closed his eyes, and his mouth changed shape, or symbolically took a small bite.

"Hi ......"!

"Spicy"

Pang Xie was still silent in the aftertaste of the chili pepper for a second, and the eldest lady hurriedly wiped her hands on her waist when she saw it.

hurriedly sent a few chili peppers to Pang Xie's mouth, and said: "It's not right to eat like this, it's not at all bold."

"You should just put a few chili peppers together and take a big bite and chew them in a big bite"!

A few aunts also demonstrated!

"How spicy it can be", Pang Xie thought mentally and chewed.

"Ahem, cough, it's so spicy, what the hell is this"? Pang Xie choked on the chili pepper and bent over to spit water"!

At this time, Pang Xie felt a stream of heat in his head, and they gathered above his head like flames, as if a volcano would erupt at any time.

His tongue was as if it had been roasted on a fire, and it had long since gone numb.

Sweat flowed from eight to eight, and I saw Pang Xie jumping around, his hand kept fanning his mouth, he couldn't say the word "spicy" for a long time, and his mouth began to swell.

"Pang drinks vinegar, bring it quickly, vinegar can relieve spicy!" Chen Mo shouted.

The villagers had never seen a person who ate a few chili peppers and was spicy like this, and they were a little stunned.

Fortunately, there is a lot of old vinegar here, and Pang Xie kept drinking a can of brain, and the spiciness began to ease.

Pang Xie is from Jiangnan, and drinking vinegar gave him a little comfort, "It would be nice if you gave me sugar...... Sweet and sour crab," Pang Xie joked!

"Village chief, do you have an ice cellar here, cool him down, you see his mouth is red!" Chen Mo said.